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2012-10-11 07:39:55 AM
I spend $5 every month on some silly website
 
2012-10-11 07:51:14 AM
farm5.static.flickr.com

Come out, come out, where ever you are!
 
2012-10-11 07:59:25 AM
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
 
2012-10-11 08:01:20 AM
I was the one who cancelled Star Trek.
 
2012-10-11 08:13:17 AM
Mom, dad, I'mmmmffffff.
 
2012-10-11 08:31:02 AM
Twenty years ago I came out of the closet. I saw a pretty horrible landscape out there. In the liberal state of Minnesota where I lived, it was still a criminal offense to engage in homosexual sex acts.

Then Ellen came out.

Clinton created DADT which at the time was considered by most to be a step in the right direction at least.

A slow progress where we saw things like Lawrence v Texas, Massachusetts legalize marriage, and President Obama repeal DADT and allow us to serve openly. The DNC have even added marriage to their platform for the first time.

Minnesota now has a ballot initiative to define marriage and while I hope it fails, I know that we as a human race will still slowly steamroll over the rest of the bigots until they are on the fringes instead.
 
2012-10-11 08:40:40 AM
I'm a homosexual.
 
2012-10-11 08:41:05 AM
I can't sleep if I'm wearing socks.
 
2012-10-11 08:42:21 AM

Cythraul: I'm a homosexual.


Dude. No one needs to hear that. Keep that to yourself, okay?

/kidding
 
2012-10-11 08:52:58 AM
www.truthwinsout.org
^me


/Tried to post the pink triangle enclosed by the green ring on wiki, but fark didn't like it.
 
2012-10-11 08:53:41 AM

kimwim: [www.truthwinsout.org image 500x333]
^me


/Tried to post the pink triangle enclosed by the green ring on wiki, but fark didn't like it.


You too?! *big hugs*
 
2012-10-11 08:59:58 AM

stpauler: Then Ellen came out.


I honestly think Ellen changed the landscape for millions of people. LGBT and allies. We finally felt like there was a chance at getting these conversations out of kitchens and bars and bedrooms and into the public sphere. She deserves a lot of credit for her bravery and ability to completely neutralize any mainstream stigma. The fact that so many of my friends are out now is in large part due to the stand she took and how compelling she was (and is.)
 
2012-10-11 09:13:07 AM
I'd just like to tell you both good luck; we're all counting on you.
 
2012-10-11 09:19:12 AM
Happy National Coming Out Day. Is there anything you would like to tell us?

data.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-11 09:49:28 AM
I came out as bisexual in high school. At 34, I still am. This confuses people.
 
2012-10-11 09:51:09 AM

susansto-helit: I came out as bisexual in high school. At 34, I still am. This confuses people.


I don't understand why that would be confusing. You happen to like every kind.
 
2012-10-11 09:52:10 AM

susansto-helit: I came out as bisexual in high school. At 34, I still am. This confuses people.


Pick a side!

I suggested the SciFi channel change it's name to SyFy and run Lifetime shows.
 
2012-10-11 09:53:15 AM

elementalogic: I was the one who cancelled Star Trek.


Scott Bakula is on fark?
 
2012-10-11 09:54:06 AM
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
 
2012-10-11 09:55:14 AM

Vodka Zombie: I can't sleep if I'm wearing socks.


I can't sleep if Vodka Zombie is wearing socks.
 
2012-10-11 09:55:43 AM
This thread is just gay
 
2012-10-11 09:56:33 AM
Mom. Dad. Today is just FABULOUS!!!
 
2012-10-11 09:57:10 AM
I have new socks on!
 
2012-10-11 09:57:11 AM
I convinced Mark David Chapman to do it because Yoko's talent was being eclipsed by posers...
 
2012-10-11 09:57:40 AM

KingKauff: In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.


Do the truffle shuffle!
 
2012-10-11 09:58:34 AM
I'm a raging heterosexual.

/Feels so good to get that off my chest
 
2012-10-11 09:58:40 AM
I'm a vegetarian but eat bacon.

/no one can resist bacon
 
2012-10-11 09:59:43 AM
Evidently there's some part in the Gay Agenda's (TM) pamphlet that says you have to come out by posting a picture of you and your same-sex sweetie, cheek-to-cheek on or near a beach but never actually mention it to any of your friends.

I mean, I'm glad people get to be honest with themselves and the world and I understand the difficulty that is involved in breaking the news to close-minded elders and family, but how many years do you need to be close friends with someone before you're on the "coming out personal notification list?" This is depriving us a valuable opportunity to say something like "I'm glad you finally figured out what the rest of us have known for years" or "Wow can she be on my softball team? We need some skill players badly."
 
2012-10-11 10:00:00 AM
i'm coming out as a musician. anyone want to be in my band??
 
2012-10-11 10:01:55 AM
Funny thing is? I'm out to everyone except my family.

It's no secret that I'm pansexual amongst my friends or my coworkers (though I'm sure a few haven't really been paying attention, and might be surprised if they heard it).

It's always been my family that causes me the most fear.

I know they'll love me no matter what, but there's a difference between loving me, and accepting me.
 
2012-10-11 10:04:09 AM

stpauler: Twenty years ago I came out of the closet. I saw a pretty horrible landscape out there. In the liberal state of Minnesota where I lived, it was still a criminal offense to engage in homosexual sex acts.

Then Ellen came out.

Clinton created DADT which at the time was considered by most to be a step in the right direction at least.

A slow progress where we saw things like Lawrence v Texas, Massachusetts legalize marriage, and President Obama repeal DADT and allow us to serve openly. The DNC have even added marriage to their platform for the first time.

Minnesota now has a ballot initiative to define marriage and while I hope it fails, I know that we as a human race will still slowly steamroll over the rest of the bigots until they are on the fringes instead.


I'm about to hit the 20 year mark, too. Should we buy each other presents!?
 
2012-10-11 10:04:40 AM

PhoenixInFlames: Funny thing is? I'm out to everyone except my family.

It's no secret that I'm pansexual amongst my friends or my coworkers (though I'm sure a few haven't really been paying attention, and might be surprised if they heard it).

It's always been my family that causes me the most fear.

I know they'll love me no matter what, but there's a difference between loving me, and accepting me.


pansexual? u have sex with bread?

does that include pies
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-11 10:04:52 AM
I've lived with this too long. I have to do it. So I'm coming out as someone who really doesn't care who you sleep with. Just enjoy life, love who you will, and forget the identity politics. Okay?
 
2012-10-11 10:04:52 AM
I was born with six fingers on each hand and six toes on one foot.

/They had no bones so they were cut off when I was a baby.
 
2012-10-11 10:04:53 AM
I like the smell of my own farts.
 
2012-10-11 10:05:03 AM

PhoenixInFlames: It's no secret that I'm pansexual amongst my friends or my coworkers


Sex with satyrs is bad and unnatural and you should feel bad.
 
2012-10-11 10:06:16 AM
I am Spartacus.
 
2012-10-11 10:07:38 AM
I crashed the boat into the dam
 
2012-10-11 10:08:26 AM

conjecture and hearsay: I like the smell of my own farts.


+1
 
2012-10-11 10:08:30 AM
I'm atheist and live in the South. Sometimes I think it'd be easier to come out as gay instead of atheist.
 
2012-10-11 10:09:06 AM

Great Janitor: I crashed the boat into the dam


Is that a euphemism?
 
2012-10-11 10:09:48 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: i'm coming out as a musician. anyone want to be in my band??


Do you need a bass player?
 
2012-10-11 10:10:39 AM

PhoenixInFlames: Funny thing is? I'm out to everyone except my family.

It's no secret that I'm pansexual amongst my friends or my coworkers (though I'm sure a few haven't really been paying attention, and might be surprised if they heard it).

It's always been my family that causes me the most fear.

I know they'll love me no matter what, but there's a difference between loving me, and accepting me.


Pansexual? Like, Calphalon
 
2012-10-11 10:10:59 AM

mr_a: I spend $5 every month on some silly website


Know how I know you're gay?
 
2012-10-11 10:11:08 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: pansexual? u have sex with bread?

does that include pies


... wrong 'pan'

Got me to lol, though, so +1
 
2012-10-11 10:11:29 AM

rdu_voyager: I'm atheist and live in the South. Sometimes I think it'd be easier to come out as gay instead of atheist.


You mean there's a difference? Heretic!
 
2012-10-11 10:12:08 AM

Diogenes: PhoenixInFlames: It's no secret that I'm pansexual amongst my friends or my coworkers

Sex with satyrs is bad and unnatural and you should feel bad.


Oh the shame...
 
2012-10-11 10:12:11 AM

Cythraul: I'm a homosexual.


Is it a step forward that I just actually yawned while reading that?

Of course, I live pretty far downtown.
 
2012-10-11 10:12:31 AM

KingKauff: In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.


I totally came here to post this exact thing.

All joking aside though, have courage to be exactly who you are. Took me years to come to grips with the fact that I'll never be graceful or successfully make pancakes. He loves me anyway though.
 
2012-10-11 10:12:55 AM
I did some reverse engineering work on a communications protocol and wrote some Linux software to implement that protocol into a programming library. Then I just one day walked away from the whole mess and never looked back.
 
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