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(Huffington Post)   Uma Thurman joins hardcore sex film and [insert obligatory "you're not reading anymore" headline joke here]   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 23
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2012-10-11 12:45:33 PM
4 votes:
I am finished doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, "something that arouses people." And in that purpose, I was a success. I've done this because, philosophically, I am sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest porn. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will fap.
2012-10-11 10:03:13 AM
4 votes:
Ah who am I kidding, I'll still stand in line to see it
2012-10-11 01:15:00 PM
3 votes:

Rawhead Rex: That Anti-Christ movie...

Was really, really weird.

And painful...especially when she smashes his junk...
Then, while DaFoe is passed out, shejerks him ff and when he cums, it's all bloody.

Yeah...not cool.


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2012-10-11 02:49:17 PM
2 votes:

thecpt: They have sex ironically? Since when was sex a hipster thing!!!!


We were in a pretty obscure position. You've probably never heard of it.
2012-10-11 02:22:50 PM
2 votes:
she is like the almost attractive neighbor chick, or the australian girl you meet in a hostel who is traveling by herself, shes chatty,has a copy of the prophet and some old photography magazines on the coffeetable she made out of an old door and some bricks she found in her attic.

A couple of drinks and you think why non, despite the big feet and droopy titties she is good to dump a load into.

Then after a week she is calling you ever five minutes and showing up at your house with her own special vegetarion lasagna and a bottle of cheap chianti that she got on the bargain table at Trader Joes. She wants to talk about feelings and where the relationship is going and the only thing on your mind is that stain on the front of her pajama pants, soup, urine, or god knows what else, and why is her second toe three inches larger than her big toe, and why do they have dirt under the nails..

You know she is getting serious because along with her toothbrush she wants to leave her patchouli and her deodorant stone in your bathroom.

While I think Uma is a great actress, and perhaps she is one of those women whose personality and charisma in person would make her beautiful(as does happen in some cases) I just think she is average looking, with above average acting skills.

I still would hit it, because I am a dirty bastard but she would not be on the 1-100 list.
2012-10-11 10:02:38 AM
2 votes:
Maybe as recently as ten years ago that would have been really exciting
2012-10-11 04:29:45 PM
1 votes:

MonkeyAngst: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: meanmutton: Bored Horde: I can't help but wonder how much of the hatred towards poor Shia is a result of simple jealousy. The dude gets paid millions to hang out with giant space robots and hot chicks, Indiana Jones and now he gets to have sex with Uma Thurman. He's getting paid millions of dollars to get freaky with Uma Thurman.

What a world.

There are plenty of other actors who have all of those things that people don't hate. My guess? It's because he's not a very good actor and is really lacking in charisma.

He's like Kristen Stewart; one dimensional, but has a box office draw (mystery to me).

Box office draw? I don't think so. Think about most of what he's known for: Blockbusters. You know, those movies where it doesn't matter who's in them? (Apart, of course, from Harrison Ford in Indy 4) Transformers would have made exactly as much money with any other bland, inoffensive white guy in the lead role.



I second this.
As far as I can tell, Shia is good at two things: having a name that no one knows how to pronounce, and acting like a spaz in generic blockbuster films.

He sucks.
2012-10-11 03:55:25 PM
1 votes:

meanmutton: steve_lou: meanmutton:
Anal isn't illegal in the US.

It is in some states, depending on whether it's among married or unmarried, gays or straights. 
A film of the act is a separate issue, but people have served jail time for selling various X-rated movies

No, it isn't. It is not illegal anywhere in the United States. Lawrence v. Texas, 539 U.S. 558. Wikipedia's details


Mmmmmmmmmmm, wikipedia.
2012-10-11 03:54:38 PM
1 votes:
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2012-10-11 03:19:37 PM
1 votes:

EyeballKid: moohawk: FTA: "The film is sexually explicit but, believe me, it will be a very, very bad wanking movie."

Me thinks someone underestimates just what people will wank to.

I'd say anybody who's seen Antichrist may have a pretty good idea of how wank-unfriendly a Lars Von Trier film can be.


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2012-10-11 03:18:18 PM
1 votes:
Do I want to watch Uma Thurman having sex? Why yes. Yes, I believe I would enjoy that cinematic experience.

Do I want to watch Shia LaBeef having sex. No, sir, I don't like it!

Do I want to watch Shia LaBeef having sex with Uma Thurman? ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME CRY, OR VOMIT?
2012-10-11 03:17:55 PM
1 votes:
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"Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass! "
2012-10-11 02:35:57 PM
1 votes:
"When we call this a porno, it's meant ironically but irony doesn't work well in print," LaBeouf's co-star Stellan Skarsgard told THR."The film is sexually explicit but, believe me, it will be a very, very bad wanking movie."

What does a Swede know about American wanking?

/nobody's gonna tell me I can't wank to this
2012-10-11 02:19:43 PM
1 votes:

Rawhead Rex: That Anti-Christ movie...

Was really, really weird.

And painful...especially when she smashes his junk...
Then, while DaFoe is passed out, shejerks him ff and when he cums, it's all bloody.

Yeah...not cool.


i.qkme.me

/just bought the criterion version
2012-10-11 02:18:33 PM
1 votes:

meanmutton: Honestly, I'm hoping that it ends up like 9 Songs.


Oh I've seen thirty second clips of that
2012-10-11 01:44:03 PM
1 votes:

Xythero: I was thinking Short Bus, too. I doubt this will be as good, but I'll go see it.


No I meant more along the lines of "difficult to masturbate too". That orgy scene was impossible to jerk off to.
2012-10-11 01:23:05 PM
1 votes:
I can't help but wonder how much of the hatred towards poor Shia is a result of simple jealousy. The dude gets paid millions to hang out with giant space robots and hot chicks, Indiana Jones and now he gets to have sex with Uma Thurman. He's getting paid millions of dollars to get freaky with Uma Thurman.

What a world.
2012-10-11 01:19:54 PM
1 votes:
Uma Thurman and Shia LeBouf in Kill Mood III.
2012-10-11 01:09:36 PM
1 votes:

Apos: Uma in possible frenzied copulation with LaGoof?i>

Given the choice, I'd rather be peed on by Nicole Kidman.

2012-10-11 01:00:42 PM
1 votes:
Had me at Uma, lost me at LaBeouf.
2012-10-11 12:53:18 PM
1 votes:
I'd insert my obligatory you're not reading anymore headline joke in her.
2012-10-11 12:47:37 PM
1 votes:
Uma in possible frenzied copulation with LaGoof?

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2012-10-11 10:07:48 AM
1 votes:
FTA: "The film is sexually explicit but, believe me, it will be a very, very bad wanking movie."

Me thinks someone underestimates just what people will wank to.
 
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