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(Huffington Post)   Uma Thurman joins hardcore sex film and [insert obligatory "you're not reading anymore" headline joke here]   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 19
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2012-10-11 10:02:38 AM
4 votes:
Maybe as recently as ten years ago that would have been really exciting
2012-10-11 04:11:33 PM
2 votes:
I don't know if Lars Von Trier actually hates women or not. His movies suggest yes. But his movies also prove at least one other thing: Lars Von Trier hates moviegoers.

/ seriously, his movies suck donkey balls
// this will be no exception
/// herp derp cutting off sex organs with a pair of rusty scissors is soooooo arty
2012-10-11 01:26:53 PM
2 votes:

Bored Horde: I can't help but wonder how much of the hatred towards poor Shia is a result of simple jealousy.


Well, I suppose you could view it as jealousy, from the perspective that I'd be quite happy if I could get paid that much and be that bad at my job. But if it were the money angle, I'd be jealous of all the people in Hollywood that are much more successful than he is. So I'm betting it's just the fact that he really, really sucks at his job. Which, supposedly, is "acting".
2012-10-11 12:47:37 PM
2 votes:
Uma in possible frenzied copulation with LaGoof?

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2012-10-11 12:45:33 PM
2 votes:
I am finished doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, "something that arouses people." And in that purpose, I was a success. I've done this because, philosophically, I am sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest porn. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will fap.
2012-10-11 08:42:10 PM
1 votes:

Lycan: For something you really can't fap to...
Slightly NSFW


I think you've underestimated the depths of my depravity.

/fap
2012-10-11 06:57:11 PM
1 votes:
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2012-10-11 03:40:29 PM
1 votes:
They really should have cast Winona Ryder in this movie.
2012-10-11 03:18:58 PM
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i47.tinypic.com image 725x1088]

I'm not one for advocating plastic surgery; but damn, she should think about a boob lift if she's going to be doing nude scenes.


No, she shouldn't. Some people like natural, even if gravity's having a little effect. They look really nice, to me.
2012-10-11 03:18:18 PM
1 votes:
Do I want to watch Uma Thurman having sex? Why yes. Yes, I believe I would enjoy that cinematic experience.

Do I want to watch Shia LaBeef having sex. No, sir, I don't like it!

Do I want to watch Shia LaBeef having sex with Uma Thurman? ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME CRY, OR VOMIT?
2012-10-11 03:11:01 PM
1 votes:
Lars Von Trier's central concept - women who love are punished. Uma Thurman's character will face trials and tribulations for daring to explore her sexuality. Yeah, it will be a "bad wanking movie."
2012-10-11 02:49:17 PM
1 votes:

thecpt: They have sex ironically? Since when was sex a hipster thing!!!!


We were in a pretty obscure position. You've probably never heard of it.
2012-10-11 02:16:48 PM
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: meanmutton: Bored Horde: I can't help but wonder how much of the hatred towards poor Shia is a result of simple jealousy. The dude gets paid millions to hang out with giant space robots and hot chicks, Indiana Jones and now he gets to have sex with Uma Thurman. He's getting paid millions of dollars to get freaky with Uma Thurman.

What a world.

There are plenty of other actors who have all of those things that people don't hate. My guess? It's because he's not a very good actor and is really lacking in charisma.

He's like Kristen Stewart; one dimensional, but has a box office draw (mystery to me).


Box office draw? I don't think so. Think about most of what he's known for: Blockbusters. You know, those movies where it doesn't matter who's in them? (Apart, of course, from Harrison Ford in Indy 4) Transformers would have made exactly as much money with any other bland, inoffensive white guy in the lead role.
2012-10-11 01:23:05 PM
1 votes:
I can't help but wonder how much of the hatred towards poor Shia is a result of simple jealousy. The dude gets paid millions to hang out with giant space robots and hot chicks, Indiana Jones and now he gets to have sex with Uma Thurman. He's getting paid millions of dollars to get freaky with Uma Thurman.

What a world.
2012-10-11 01:00:42 PM
1 votes:
Had me at Uma, lost me at LaBeouf.
2012-10-11 12:52:24 PM
1 votes:

unlikely: Ah who am I kidding, I'll still stand in line to see it


I will wait for it to come out on DVD, so I can wank at home in peace. Wanking in the theater can have negative repercussions
2012-10-11 12:43:04 PM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

Oh my, yes
2012-10-11 10:07:48 AM
1 votes:
FTA: "The film is sexually explicit but, believe me, it will be a very, very bad wanking movie."

Me thinks someone underestimates just what people will wank to.
2012-10-11 10:03:13 AM
1 votes:
Ah who am I kidding, I'll still stand in line to see it
 
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