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(Huffington Post)   Uma Thurman joins hardcore sex film and [insert obligatory "you're not reading anymore" headline joke here]   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 106
    More: Spiffy, Uma Thurman, Stellan Skarsgard, von Trier, Shia Labeouf, Christian Slater, Jamie Bell, nymphomania, Trier  
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2012-10-11 10:02:38 AM  
Maybe as recently as ten years ago that would have been really exciting
 
2012-10-11 10:03:13 AM  
Ah who am I kidding, I'll still stand in line to see it
 
2012-10-11 10:07:48 AM  
FTA: "The film is sexually explicit but, believe me, it will be a very, very bad wanking movie."

Me thinks someone underestimates just what people will wank to.
 
2012-10-11 12:40:06 PM  
"When we call this a porno, it's meant ironically but irony doesn't work well in print," LaBeouf's co-star Stellan Skarsgard told THR."The film is sexually explicit but, believe me, it will be a very, very bad wanking movie."

So like Short Bus?
 
2012-10-11 12:40:35 PM  

moohawk: FTA: "The film is sexually explicit but, believe me, it will be a very, very bad wanking movie."

Me thinks someone underestimates just what people will wank to.


True that. I just saw a thumbnail for the scene from The Accused on xnxx. (shudders)

/Call me Studman, but I haven't been into Uma since Baron Munchausen
//Not that I'd kick her out of bed or anything
 
2012-10-11 12:40:47 PM  

moohawk: FTA: "The film is sexually explicit but, believe me, it will be a very, very bad wanking movie."

Me thinks someone underestimates just what people will wank to.


I'd say anybody who's seen Antichrist may have a pretty good idea of how wank-unfriendly a Lars Von Trier film can be.
 
2012-10-11 12:43:04 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Oh my, yes
 
2012-10-11 12:45:33 PM  
I am finished doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, "something that arouses people." And in that purpose, I was a success. I've done this because, philosophically, I am sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest porn. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will fap.
 
2012-10-11 12:47:37 PM  
Uma in possible frenzied copulation with LaGoof?

i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-11 12:48:13 PM  
That Anti-Christ movie...

Was really, really weird.

And painful...especially when she smashes his junk...
Then, while DaFoe is passed out, shejerks him ff and when he cums, it's all bloody.

Yeah...not cool.
 
2012-10-11 12:52:24 PM  

unlikely: Ah who am I kidding, I'll still stand in line to see it


I will wait for it to come out on DVD, so I can wank at home in peace. Wanking in the theater can have negative repercussions
 
2012-10-11 12:52:45 PM  
Mad Dog and Glory was the best movie of my early teen years. I then watched it as an adult and realized that it's actually only a mediocre film.

And then I watched parts of it a few more times to be sure.
 
2012-10-11 12:53:18 PM  
I'd insert my obligatory you're not reading anymore headline joke in her.
 
2012-10-11 12:54:44 PM  
Uma, Jerry!
 
2012-10-11 01:00:42 PM  
Had me at Uma, lost me at LaBeouf.
 
2012-10-11 01:01:08 PM  
They have sex ironically? Since when was sex a hipster thing!!!!
 
2012-10-11 01:09:36 PM  

Apos: Uma in possible frenzied copulation with LaGoof?i>

Given the choice, I'd rather be peed on by Nicole Kidman.

 
2012-10-11 01:11:23 PM  
LaBeouf reportedly sent Von Trier actual sex tapes to campaign for the role,...

Dude, you're method-ing way too hard.
 
2012-10-11 01:15:00 PM  

Rawhead Rex: That Anti-Christ movie...

Was really, really weird.

And painful...especially when she smashes his junk...
Then, while DaFoe is passed out, shejerks him ff and when he cums, it's all bloody.

Yeah...not cool.


lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-10-11 01:16:49 PM  
I'm not at all familiar with the director in question.. so I'm wondering if it'll be the kind of sex where you want to turn away, but can't.

I'll probably get excited when the trailer comes out, then forget to ever watch it.
 
2012-10-11 01:19:54 PM  
Uma Thurman and Shia LeBouf in Kill Mood III.
 
2012-10-11 01:21:31 PM  

Rawhead Rex: That Anti-Christ movie...

Was really, really weird.

And painful...especially when she smashes his junk...
Then, while DaFoe is passed out, shejerks him ff and when he cums, it's all bloody.

Yeah...not cool.


I don't mind a challenging director but for "art films" I'll just stick with Russ Meyer.
 
2012-10-11 01:23:05 PM  
I can't help but wonder how much of the hatred towards poor Shia is a result of simple jealousy. The dude gets paid millions to hang out with giant space robots and hot chicks, Indiana Jones and now he gets to have sex with Uma Thurman. He's getting paid millions of dollars to get freaky with Uma Thurman.

What a world.
 
2012-10-11 01:26:53 PM  

Bored Horde: I can't help but wonder how much of the hatred towards poor Shia is a result of simple jealousy.


Well, I suppose you could view it as jealousy, from the perspective that I'd be quite happy if I could get paid that much and be that bad at my job. But if it were the money angle, I'd be jealous of all the people in Hollywood that are much more successful than he is. So I'm betting it's just the fact that he really, really sucks at his job. Which, supposedly, is "acting".
 
2012-10-11 01:27:47 PM  
Just to reiterate how unfair the world truly is. There is a chance that "The Beef" may get to mount Uma Thurman on camera. Let that sink in...
 
2012-10-11 01:28:52 PM  
Put some Kate Beckinsale and/or Olivia Wilde in that movie, and I'm totally there.. Uma lost my interest about 10 years ago.
 
2012-10-11 01:29:54 PM  

Rawhead Rex: That Anti-Christ movie...

Was really, really weird.

And painful...especially when she smashes his junk...
Then, while DaFoe is passed out, shejerks him ff and when he cums, it's all bloody.

Yeah...not cool.


You got to "spoiler alert" that shiat man.

/adding to queue
 
2012-10-11 01:33:58 PM  
i47.tinypic.com

I'm not one for advocating plastic surgery; but damn, she should think about a boob lift if she's going to be doing nude scenes.
 
2012-10-11 01:35:11 PM  

moohawk: FTA: "The film is sexually explicit but, believe me, it will be a very, very bad wanking movie."

Me thinks someone underestimates just what people will wank to.


It's got Shia Lebeouf in it......no chance you can wank to that.
 
2012-10-11 01:38:31 PM  
www.jonathanrosenbaum.com
 
2012-10-11 01:39:04 PM  

DoBeDoBeDo: moohawk: FTA: "The film is sexually explicit but, believe me, it will be a very, very bad wanking movie."

Me thinks someone underestimates just what people will wank to.

It's got Shia Lebeouf in it......no chance you can wank to that.


Sure I can... If it's a snuff film.
 
2012-10-11 01:40:14 PM  

Tat'dGreaser:
So like Short Bus?


I was thinking Short Bus, too. I doubt this will be as good, but I'll go see it.
 
2012-10-11 01:44:03 PM  

Xythero: I was thinking Short Bus, too. I doubt this will be as good, but I'll go see it.


No I meant more along the lines of "difficult to masturbate too". That orgy scene was impossible to jerk off to.
 
2012-10-11 01:54:42 PM  

Fano: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 704x352]

Oh my, yes


The only movie she was ever hittable in.
 
2012-10-11 02:01:01 PM  
Everything that is illegal, we'll shoot in blurred images.

Illegal?
 
2012-10-11 02:02:46 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Fano: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 704x352]

Oh my, yes

The only movie she was ever hittable in.


The producers. Swedish Maid. That is all.
 
2012-10-11 02:03:21 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Everything that is illegal, we'll shoot in blurred images.

Illegal?


ummm buttseks? Cleveland steamers? rusty trombones? just throwing out ideas...
 
2012-10-11 02:03:54 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: "When we call this a porno, it's meant ironically but irony doesn't work well in print," LaBeouf's co-star Stellan Skarsgard told THR."The film is sexually explicit but, believe me, it will be a very, very bad wanking movie."

So like Short Bus?


Honestly, I'm hoping that it ends up like 9 Songs.
 
2012-10-11 02:05:04 PM  

thecpt: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Fano: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 704x352]

Oh my, yes

The only movie she was ever hittable in.

The producers. Swedish Maid. That is all.


I suppose. That movie was terrible though and she was terrible in it.
 
2012-10-11 02:06:06 PM  

DubyaHater: unlikely: Ah who am I kidding, I'll still stand in line to see it

I will wait for it to come out on DVD, so I can wank at home in peace. Wanking in the theater can have negative repercussions


Fred Willard agrees.
 
2012-10-11 02:07:02 PM  

Bored Horde: I can't help but wonder how much of the hatred towards poor Shia is a result of simple jealousy. The dude gets paid millions to hang out with giant space robots and hot chicks, Indiana Jones and now he gets to have sex with Uma Thurman. He's getting paid millions of dollars to get freaky with Uma Thurman.

What a world.


There are plenty of other actors who have all of those things that people don't hate. My guess? It's because he's not a very good actor and is really lacking in charisma.
 
2012-10-11 02:07:13 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-11 02:07:15 PM  

meanmutton: Tat'dGreaser: "When we call this a porno, it's meant ironically but irony doesn't work well in print," LaBeouf's co-star Stellan Skarsgard told THR."The film is sexually explicit but, believe me, it will be a very, very bad wanking movie."

So like Short Bus?

Honestly, I'm hoping that it ends up like 9 Songs.


Hey man nice joke.
 
2012-10-11 02:07:29 PM  

DoBeDoBeDo: moohawk: FTA: "The film is sexually explicit but, believe me, it will be a very, very bad wanking movie."

Me thinks someone underestimates just what people will wank to.

It's got Shia Lebeouf in it......no chance you can wank to that.


Surely you must be new to the internets.

/Someone, somewhere, is really excited about the prospective of this film, and will wank to it.
//Even if its just the director, that's still someone.
///Lebeouf makes me throw up in my mouth a little though, so I'm with you there.
 
2012-10-11 02:09:45 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Rev. Skarekroe: Everything that is illegal, we'll shoot in blurred images.

Illegal?

ummm buttseks? Cleveland steamers? rusty trombones? just throwing out ideas...


Anal isn't illegal in the US.
 
2012-10-11 02:10:59 PM  
YUMMY MUMMY!!!!
 
2012-10-11 02:12:29 PM  

meanmutton: Bored Horde: I can't help but wonder how much of the hatred towards poor Shia is a result of simple jealousy. The dude gets paid millions to hang out with giant space robots and hot chicks, Indiana Jones and now he gets to have sex with Uma Thurman. He's getting paid millions of dollars to get freaky with Uma Thurman.

What a world.

There are plenty of other actors who have all of those things that people don't hate. My guess? It's because he's not a very good actor and is really lacking in charisma.


He's like Kristen Stewart; one dimensional, but has a box office draw (mystery to me).
 
2012-10-11 02:16:48 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: meanmutton: Bored Horde: I can't help but wonder how much of the hatred towards poor Shia is a result of simple jealousy. The dude gets paid millions to hang out with giant space robots and hot chicks, Indiana Jones and now he gets to have sex with Uma Thurman. He's getting paid millions of dollars to get freaky with Uma Thurman.

What a world.

There are plenty of other actors who have all of those things that people don't hate. My guess? It's because he's not a very good actor and is really lacking in charisma.

He's like Kristen Stewart; one dimensional, but has a box office draw (mystery to me).


Box office draw? I don't think so. Think about most of what he's known for: Blockbusters. You know, those movies where it doesn't matter who's in them? (Apart, of course, from Harrison Ford in Indy 4) Transformers would have made exactly as much money with any other bland, inoffensive white guy in the lead role.
 
2012-10-11 02:18:33 PM  

meanmutton: Honestly, I'm hoping that it ends up like 9 Songs.


Oh I've seen thirty second clips of that
 
2012-10-11 02:19:43 PM  

Rawhead Rex: That Anti-Christ movie...

Was really, really weird.

And painful...especially when she smashes his junk...
Then, while DaFoe is passed out, shejerks him ff and when he cums, it's all bloody.

Yeah...not cool.


i.qkme.me

/just bought the criterion version
 
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