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(Chronicle Herald)   Bad: Stealing beauty products to support your drug habit. Worse: They call you the "Oil of Olay thief." Fark: you are now banned from Zellers   (thechronicleherald.ca) divider line 29
    More: Amusing, Oil of Olay, substance dependence, structures, Judge Peter Ross  
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2012-10-11 12:24:00 PM  
Well, being banned from Zellers is a blessing. And since most Zellers stores will be replaced by Target stores soon, his ban won't last long!
 
2012-10-11 12:26:20 PM  
Oil of Olay isn't THAT expensive, at least the original formula. If you get the fancy new stuff, it's a little pricier, but it's not Clinique or anything.

/Olay Regenerist really works.
 
2012-10-11 12:27:08 PM  
What about Woolworth's?
 
2012-10-11 12:28:00 PM  
I do NOT have a Drug HABIT. They ARE LYING!!!!

I have a masturbation habit.
 
2012-10-11 12:28:57 PM  
That's the law of toyland
 
2012-10-11 12:30:56 PM  
Also banned from Zellers:
fc03.deviantart.net
 
2012-10-11 12:31:04 PM  
I thought I was the only one submitting things from the Chronically Horrid. Out yourself subby
 
2012-10-11 12:31:15 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

Oil of Ole' banditos.
 
2012-10-11 12:35:34 PM  
The one store or the whole chain?

i1180.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-11 12:35:47 PM  
Approves.
 
2012-10-11 12:36:00 PM  
Does he love the skin he's in? That's what's important here.
 
2012-10-11 12:36:35 PM  

MoronLessOff: Approves.


Dammit...
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-11 12:41:23 PM  

bucket_pup: The one store or the whole chain?

[i1180.photobucket.com image 850x478]


came for this. made my day. +1
 
2012-10-11 12:44:32 PM  

MoronLessOff: MoronLessOff: Approves.

Dammit...
[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 592x437]


She's obsessed with hairspray, not makeup. :)
 
2012-10-11 12:48:50 PM  

HenryFnord: I thought I was the only one submitting things from the Chronically Horrid. Out yourself subby


(takes one slight step forward) Uh...Hiya
 
2012-10-11 12:52:26 PM  
How old do you think he is?
 
2012-10-11 01:03:22 PM  

booger42: HenryFnord: I thought I was the only one submitting things from the Chronically Horrid. Out yourself subby

(takes one slight step forward) Uh...Hiya


Oh hey. We're about overdue for a Fark party. What do ya think?
 
2012-10-11 01:04:49 PM  
As if being banned from Zellers is a punishment...

The last time I went to Zellers to buy something was a watch and that was over 10 years ago. It has something to do with prices.

/wishes woodwards stayed afloat...
 
2012-10-11 01:07:17 PM  

HenryFnord: booger42: HenryFnord: I thought I was the only one submitting things from the Chronically Horrid. Out yourself subby

(takes one slight step forward) Uh...Hiya

Oh hey. We're about overdue for a Fark party. What do ya think?


Proably right - there are a lot of NS farkers here - everytime a chronically horrid story gets greened, I find more.
 
2012-10-11 01:14:20 PM  
Considering there is only one Zellers left on the face of the planet - in Halifax's Bayer's Lake Industrial Park - and it's going to be closing soon, I have to wonder how often the judge and public prosecutor get out of the courthouse.
 
2012-10-11 01:16:32 PM  
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN!!ONE!!1
 
2012-10-11 01:21:33 PM  
Judge Peter Ross commented that he didn't know what Oil of Olay was doing for Ferguson's skin, but that the man's record is certainly "blemished."

You know the judge was waiting the entire trial JUST to say that.
 
2012-10-11 01:23:31 PM  
That Oil of Olay shiat is $25.00 a bottle. (although the actual contents probably cost two cents)
So he needed to swipe about 80 of these for $2000.
I'm sure there's no shortage of customers for him if he sold for half price.
 
2012-10-11 01:34:47 PM  

farbles: Considering there is only one Zellers left on the face of the planet - in Halifax's Bayer's Lake Industrial Park - and it's going to be closing soon, I have to wonder how often the judge and public prosecutor get out of the courthouse.


MicMac Mall. Also closing soon.
 
2012-10-11 02:05:48 PM  

HenryFnord: farbles: Considering there is only one Zellers left on the face of the planet - in Halifax's Bayer's Lake Industrial Park - and it's going to be closing soon, I have to wonder how often the judge and public prosecutor get out of the courthouse.

MicMac Mall. Also closing soon.


Really? I've been misinformed. Also, where the hell am I going to be able to get Stanfields underwear and socks once Zellers is gone? Big box merchants don't give a crap about locally sourced goods and I've grown to like the fact I'm helping support a local industry and not some horror-show textile mill in China.
 
2012-10-11 02:06:19 PM  

farbles: Considering there is only one Zellers left on the face of the planet - in Halifax's Bayer's Lake Industrial Park - and it's going to be closing soon, I have to wonder how often the judge and public prosecutor get out of the courthouse.


There are 6 still open in Edmonton, most are closed and reopening as mini Wal-marts. Not sure which ones are going to be Targets.
 
2012-10-11 02:12:04 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: There are 6 3 still open in Edmonton, most are closed and reopening as mini Wal-marts. Not sure which ones are going to be Targets.


jeez. they are dropping like flies. I'm gonna miss their restaurants (nostalgia reasons only)
 
2012-10-11 02:24:09 PM  

farbles: HenryFnord: farbles: Considering there is only one Zellers left on the face of the planet - in Halifax's Bayer's Lake Industrial Park - and it's going to be closing soon, I have to wonder how often the judge and public prosecutor get out of the courthouse.

MicMac Mall. Also closing soon.

Really? I've been misinformed. Also, where the hell am I going to be able to get Stanfields underwear and socks once Zellers is gone? Big box merchants don't give a crap about locally sourced goods and I've grown to like the fact I'm helping support a local industry and not some horror-show textile mill in China.


Mark's Work Wearhouse?
 
2012-10-12 01:32:38 PM  

HenryFnord: farbles: Considering there is only one Zellers left on the face of the planet - in Halifax's Bayer's Lake Industrial Park - and it's going to be closing soon, I have to wonder how often the judge and public prosecutor get out of the courthouse.

MicMac Mall. Also closing soon.


This, I was just there last week, and I'm still getting Zellers flyers in the mail. I think the one in Truro might still be on its last legs, as Truro likes to cling to long dead things until the last minute.

Gonna miss them somewhat, I really liked the Alfred Sung clothing line as it didn't look like it was meant for a 50 cent whore on Hollis Street. Reitman's has morphed into high class Wal-Mart with their "fashion."
 
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