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(Sun Sentinel)   Carjacker celebrates stealing woman's car by doing victory donuts while "We Are The Champions" plays in the background   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Damian Gingerich, carjacking, doughnuts, Broward counties  
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3614 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Oct 2012 at 9:56 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-11 11:02:25 AM  
1 vote:
"Damian Gingerich is charged with carjacking after..."

Damian? Really?

"Adding insult to injury, a 30-year-old Hollywood man not only is ..."

His mom watched "The Omen" and thought what a nice name then continued to use her excellent choice making skills to raise a complete farktard.
2012-10-11 10:17:08 AM  
1 vote:

Rapmaster2000: I actually got laid in this thing.

And the real tragedy in the thread is outed.
2012-10-11 10:13:07 AM  
1 vote:
....So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
[Lets fit the farking road] !! ♫
2012-10-11 09:59:11 AM  
1 vote:
Drive it like you stole it.
2012-10-11 09:57:31 AM  
1 vote:
With that headline I imagine it in slo-mo and on an episode of Workaholics.
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