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(Sun Sentinel)   Carjacker celebrates stealing woman's car by doing victory donuts while "We Are The Champions" plays in the background   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 28
    More: Florida, Damian Gingerich, carjacking, doughnuts, Broward counties  
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2012-10-11 09:57:31 AM
With that headline I imagine it in slo-mo and on an episode of Workaholics.
 
2012-10-11 09:58:03 AM
No no no. You have to play "We Will Rock You" first.
 
2012-10-11 09:58:42 AM
There should be a legally sanctioned group of people that are allowed to steal your car if you leave it idling while you go into a store.
 
2012-10-11 09:59:11 AM
Drive it like you stole it.
 
2012-10-11 10:02:19 AM
At least the carjacker has a sense of style.
 
2012-10-11 10:03:24 AM
While carjacking is a vile crime that should never be celebrated, this is for you, Sir.

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2012-10-11 10:03:29 AM
www.tallahasseegrapevine.com
 
2012-10-11 10:03:39 AM

URAPNIS: No no no. You have to play "We Will Rock You" first.


I think Priest's "Freewheel Burning" would be cool.
 
2012-10-11 10:03:50 AM

URAPNIS: No no no. You have to play "We Will Rock You" first.


True dat. Never break up the set. NEVER.


/And if you play Heartbreaker, then by god...
 
2012-10-11 10:07:14 AM
No love for "Barracuda"? I would like to steal a reasonably priced car to that.
 
2012-10-11 10:13:07 AM
....So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
[Lets fit the farking road] !! ♫
 
2012-10-11 10:14:40 AM

Click Click D'oh: There should be a legally sanctioned group of people that are allowed to steal your car if you leave it idling while you go into a store.


I had an '87 Olds Cutlass Cierra (the auto choice of septugenarians) and it wouldn't start hot so I had to leave it idling when I went into convenience stores. It also had a nifty feature I like to call Intermittent Power Steering.

Nobody ever stole that car, and it wouldn't have really hurt my feelings if they did. Bought it for $1000, drove it for 2 years, and sold it for $300 after it finally threw its timing gear.

www.imcdb.org

I actually got laid in this thing.
 
2012-10-11 10:15:55 AM

Click Click D'oh: There should be a legally sanctioned group of people that are allowed to steal your car if you leave it idling while you go into a store.


I don't know how it is in other cities but where I live you get a ticket if you leave your car running and go into a store.
 
2012-10-11 10:17:08 AM

Rapmaster2000: I actually got laid in this thing.


And the real tragedy in the thread is outed.
 
2012-10-11 10:18:08 AM
I got as far as "idling outside" in the article before I stopped reading. Sure, you SHOULD be able to leave your car idling without fear of some asshat stealing it - but that's not reality. He should get to keep it under the tried and true "finders keepers" rule.
 
2012-10-11 10:36:48 AM
An officer found an injured Gingerich blocks away around 6:51 p.m. He still had Briggs' keychain in his hand, police said.

So, Dude steals a car, then keeps the keys of stolen car after he crashes it? Checks, yep, helpful Florida tag included.
 
2012-10-11 10:44:38 AM

Rapmaster2000: Click Click D'oh: There should be a legally sanctioned group of people that are allowed to steal your car if you leave it idling while you go into a store.

I had an '87 Olds Cutlass Cierra (the auto choice of septugenarians) and it wouldn't start hot so I had to leave it idling when I went into convenience stores. It also had a nifty feature I like to call Intermittent Power Steering.

Nobody ever stole that car, and it wouldn't have really hurt my feelings if they did. Bought it for $1000, drove it for 2 years, and sold it for $300 after it finally threw its timing gear.

[www.imcdb.org image 695x389]

I actually got laid in this thing.


I'm guessing it was a plush ride, but the handling was a little loose at the corners?
 
2012-10-11 10:53:17 AM

Valiente: Rapmaster2000: Click Click D'oh: There should be a legally sanctioned group of people that are allowed to steal your car if you leave it idling while you go into a store.

I had an '87 Olds Cutlass Cierra (the auto choice of septugenarians) and it wouldn't start hot so I had to leave it idling when I went into convenience stores. It also had a nifty feature I like to call Intermittent Power Steering.

Nobody ever stole that car, and it wouldn't have really hurt my feelings if they did. Bought it for $1000, drove it for 2 years, and sold it for $300 after it finally threw its timing gear.

[www.imcdb.org image 695x389]

I actually got laid in this thing.

I'm guessing it was a plush ride, but the handling was a little loose at the corners?


The ride was pretty worn out long before I got there. It had multiple owners ahead of me.
 
2012-10-11 10:55:44 AM
Not to nit pick subby, but, there's a diffrence between "doing donuts" and going around in circles.

Briggs ran outside to find Gingerich smiling, revving the engine and driving the car in circles on the street before speeding away,

twisting the steering wheel and making humming noises come from under the hood isn't Throwing Donuts or Drifting. He just fell asleep while taking a turn.

Feel the Excitement snicker
 
2012-10-11 11:02:25 AM
"Damian Gingerich is charged with carjacking after..."

Damian? Really?

"Adding insult to injury, a 30-year-old Hollywood man not only is ..."

His mom watched "The Omen" and thought what a nice name then continued to use her excellent choice making skills to raise a complete farktard.
 
2012-10-11 11:02:25 AM

Rapmaster2000: Valiente: Rapmaster2000: Click Click D'oh: There should be a legally sanctioned group of people that are allowed to steal your car if you leave it idling while you go into a store.

I had an '87 Olds Cutlass Cierra (the auto choice of septugenarians) and it wouldn't start hot so I had to leave it idling when I went into convenience stores. It also had a nifty feature I like to call Intermittent Power Steering.

Nobody ever stole that car, and it wouldn't have really hurt my feelings if they did. Bought it for $1000, drove it for 2 years, and sold it for $300 after it finally threw its timing gear.

[www.imcdb.org image 695x389]

I actually got laid in this thing.

I'm guessing it was a plush ride, but the handling was a little loose at the corners?

The ride was pretty worn out long before I got there. It had multiple owners ahead of me.


A friend of mine had one of those.

He would fly over a hump in the road and the suspension would keep bucking up and down for a good 1/2 mile after.

Ahh, sweet memories.
 
2012-10-11 11:06:55 AM

Click Click D'oh: There should be a legally sanctioned group of people that are allowed to steal your car if you leave it idling while you go into a store.


I see they have watered down the term "carjacking."
 
2012-10-11 11:08:53 AM

strangeguitar: URAPNIS: No no no. You have to play "We Will Rock You" first.

I think Priest's "Freewheel Burning" would be cool.


If it were Priest then the song would have had to have been "Breaking The Law" seriously... although "Freewheel Burning" is good too..
 
2012-10-11 11:28:03 AM
I would have climbed on to the roof and crotch chopped.
 
2012-10-11 12:21:24 PM

Kazahmish: strangeguitar: URAPNIS: No no no. You have to play "We Will Rock You" first.

I think Priest's "Freewheel Burning" would be cool.

If it were Priest then the song would have had to have been "Breaking The Law" seriously... although "Freewheel Burning" is good too..



Not a huge fan of the album but Priest's "Hellrider" woulda been purty sweet.
 
2012-10-11 01:05:08 PM
What, this friggin' guy carries a mix tape?

Watch him get nabbed one day when he can't figure out the CD loader.
 
2012-10-11 01:21:33 PM

Valiente: Rapmaster2000: Click Click D'oh: There should be a legally sanctioned group of people that are allowed to steal your car if you leave it idling while you go into a store.

I had an '87 Olds Cutlass Cierra (the auto choice of septugenarians) and it wouldn't start hot so I had to leave it idling when I went into convenience stores. It also had a nifty feature I like to call Intermittent Power Steering.

Nobody ever stole that car, and it wouldn't have really hurt my feelings if they did. Bought it for $1000, drove it for 2 years, and sold it for $300 after it finally threw its timing gear.

[www.imcdb.org image 695x389]

I actually got laid in this thing.

I'm guessing it was a plush ride, but the handling was a little loose at the corners?


I had a 90 century in high school, loose around the corners is an understatement for those beasts. Best car in the world to sleep in while drunk or skipping class though.
 
2012-10-11 03:15:02 PM
But I thought the police LOVED doughnuts!
 
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