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(Daily Mail)   Kelly Clarkson ignores the fat jokes, hateful comments, vegetables   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 100
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2012-10-11 06:57:09 AM
Like the fist of an angry god.
 
2012-10-11 08:18:11 AM
The worst kind of fat for women has to be the one where your arms and legs keep getting bigger but your boobs stay the same size.
 
2012-10-11 08:49:23 AM
World, for the most part, continues to ignore Kelly Clarkson.
 
2012-10-11 08:49:52 AM
Who cares? I don't even like her music. But I saw her at Universal Studios' Mardi Gras concerts and she delivers a helluva a show.
 
2012-10-11 08:50:04 AM
Still cute.
 
2012-10-11 08:51:00 AM

EyeballKid: World, for the most part, continues to ignore Kelly Clarkson.


Not if her record sales are any indication.
 
2012-10-11 08:54:12 AM

mikemoto: Like the fist of an angry god.


This. She has awesome curves.
 
2012-10-11 08:54:13 AM
I got a chuckle out of the headline, and I'm an awful person for it

3.bp.blogspot.com 

However, she can return to this will a little effort, and she'll remember you all made fun of her = no chance for you
 
2012-10-11 08:58:47 AM

veryequiped: I got a chuckle out of the headline, and I'm an awful person for it

 

However, she can return to this will a little effort, and she'll remember you all made fun of her = no chance for you


1) Little to no effort? Ya. Sure. There's a magic pill for it.

2) OMG I HAD SUCH HIGH HOPES FOR HOOKING UP!

/foul mood, sorry
 
2012-10-11 09:00:34 AM

Sybarite: The worst kind of fat for women has to be the one where your arms and legs keep getting bigger but your boobs stay the same size.


This! It just looks....strange.
 
2012-10-11 09:01:22 AM
lmao vegetables!!

nice subby
 
2012-10-11 09:06:45 AM
fist of an angry god.... whoever pulled me out king of England...I'd hit it... touch the hiney...
 
2012-10-11 09:13:17 AM
we looked at several houses in the crowley/burleson, tx, area (south of ft worth). we ended up with a house even further NORTH of ft worth than crowley/burleson are south...

my point...kelly is from burleson. i kept telling my wife that if we move to that area i'll be on the lookout for kelly anytime i hear she's in town. maybe THAT'S why my wife jumped at the chance to get the house up north
 
2012-10-11 09:19:14 AM
acrossthekitchentable.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-11 09:27:37 AM
Thicker than a King-Size Snickers.

/loves me some Kelly Clarkson
//I dig those thighs/booty
 
2012-10-11 09:29:13 AM

DoBeDoBeDo: Sybarite: The worst kind of fat for women has to be the one where your arms and legs keep getting bigger but your boobs stay the same size.

This! It just looks....strange.


She needs to fire her stylist. Some of the things I've seen her in recently were just not flattering for her current figure.
 
2012-10-11 09:29:18 AM
I'd hit it till she looked like Marty Feldman
 
2012-10-11 09:35:12 AM
Good for her. I don't listen to her music, but it's got nithing to do with her waistline
 
2012-10-11 09:41:20 AM

Sybarite: The worst kind of fat for women has to be the one where your arms and legs keep getting bigger but your boobs stay the same size.


Ah, yes. Fat everywhere but in the front. This phenomenon is known among my circle of friends as "the flatso".

/live in WV
//high rate of morbid obsetiy
///higher rate of flatsos
 
2012-10-11 09:41:22 AM
I love how they call it a "curvier" figure, even though she's clearly crossed the line from curvy into overweight.
 
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2012-10-11 09:43:00 AM
wow...check out the nose on that chick!

/in before jiaxiaobo
 
2012-10-11 09:58:05 AM
Kelly, you had one job.
 
2012-10-11 10:00:08 AM
I recall a rumor about her that involves beefing and shower drains.
 
2012-10-11 10:08:23 AM

browntimmy: I recall a rumor about her that involves beefing and shower drains.


don't be a heel.
 
2012-10-11 10:08:49 AM

browntimmy: I recall a rumor about her that involves beefing and shower drains.


Is it the one about how she beefed one time and a guy slipped in it and got his head stuck in a golf ball dimpler? It's not true. I don't even know why someone would keep a golf ball dimpling machine in the bathroom.
 
2012-10-11 10:17:22 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

There are three beards in this picture.
 
2012-10-11 10:23:16 AM
Since you been fat, I can't breathe for the first time...
 
2012-10-11 10:27:14 AM
Always had a crush on Kelly.

I've said before she seems like the kind of woman you can pick up in your shiatty car, get a bucket of chicken, a bag of oreos and a case of beer and just see where the night takes you.

/Call me, Kelly.
 
2012-10-11 10:41:28 AM
fat biatch
 
2012-10-11 10:42:53 AM

Dogfacedgod: fat biatch


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2012-10-11 10:43:44 AM

veryequiped: I got a chuckle out of the headline, and I'm an awful person for it

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However, she can return to this will a little effort, and she'll remember you all made fun of her = no chance for you


Yeaaaaaa whatever you need to tell yourself
 
2012-10-11 10:43:51 AM

Raug the Dwarf: Always had a crush on Kelly.

I've said before she seems like the kind of woman you can pick up in your shiatty car, get a bucket of chicken, a bag of oreos and a case of beer and just see where the night takes you.

/Call me, Kelly.


all that, plus from interviews i've heard she seems to like to be nude at home. i'm definitely ok with that.
 
2012-10-11 10:45:36 AM

bungle_jr: all that, plus from interviews i've heard she seems to like to be nude at home. i'm definitely ok with that.


That's supposed to be exotic or something? I mean unless you're a Never-Nude, everyone gets naked in the privacy of their own home.
 
2012-10-11 10:48:16 AM

IggyFan: browntimmy: I recall a rumor about her that involves beefing and shower drains.

Is it the one about how she beefed one time and a guy slipped in it and got his head stuck in a golf ball dimpler? It's not true. I don't even know why someone would keep a golf ball dimpling machine in the bathroom.


I heard she meme'd her meme once. But you can't be sure, because a guy that worked at the US Mint told me once the oil hits the anus, that Farkers will believe anything they hear.
 
2012-10-11 10:48:55 AM
curvier figure

You just keep telling yourself that, fatty.
 
2012-10-11 10:57:32 AM
Kelly debuted her new single Catch My Breath

Wow, she really is taking this in stride.
 
2012-10-11 11:01:49 AM

Tat'dGreaser: bungle_jr: all that, plus from interviews i've heard she seems to like to be nude at home. i'm definitely ok with that.

That's supposed to be exotic or something? I mean unless you're a Never-Nude, everyone gets naked in the privacy of their own home.


most folks i know who aren't nudists wear clothes the majority of the time, even at home. i'm not talking about being nude to take a shower, i am talking about spending a good amount of time just being nude...whatever home-based activities you may be doing...housework, cooking, sitting around watching tv, whatever.

i could be nude at home 24/7...my wife, on the other hand, prefers to wear clothes all the time
 
2012-10-11 11:08:11 AM
I dont' get some of the love this woman gets. I find her music awful, some farkers fawn over her like she's the 2nd coming of marilyn monroe... I just don't get it.
 
2012-10-11 11:11:43 AM

Mr.Poops: I dont' get some of the love this woman gets. I find her music awful, some farkers fawn over her like she's the 2nd coming of marilyn monroe... I just don't get it.


She's considered a major label recording star despite her never doing much after winning a glorified karaoke game show some 10 years ago, she's considered attractive despite her resembling what one usually finds at any neighborhood bar after last call, and she supports Ron Paul. To some Farkers, she's the American dream. To others, she just has Dusty Rhodes's build without the showmanship.
 
2012-10-11 11:12:00 AM
American Idol hasn't been any good since that fat guy won. You know, Kelly Clarkson. -Tosh
 
2012-10-11 11:21:00 AM

182: jia


cauliflower nose... cream cheese dip.... would gladly... usw.
 
2012-10-11 11:21:03 AM

EyeballKid: Mr.Poops: I dont' get some of the love this woman gets. I find her music awful, some farkers fawn over her like she's the 2nd coming of marilyn monroe... I just don't get it.

She's considered a major label recording star despite her never doing much after winning a glorified karaoke game show some 10 years ago, she's considered attractive despite her resembling what one usually finds at any neighborhood bar after last call, and she supports Ron Paul. To some Farkers, she's the American dream. To others, she just has Dusty Rhodes's build without the showmanship.


ok, say what you want about american idol, kelly's appearance, her political ties, etc...despite things i've said here i really don't care about her aside from the fact that i would definitely penis her...

but to say she hasn't done much in 10 years is just poor trolling. she's released 5 albums, generating numerous gold- , platinum- , and multi-platinum sales, many high-charting hits, and many awards, and she continues to draw large crowds to her tours
 
2012-10-11 11:22:59 AM

bungle_jr: EyeballKid: Mr.Poops: I dont' get some of the love this woman gets. I find her music awful, some farkers fawn over her like she's the 2nd coming of marilyn monroe... I just don't get it.

She's considered a major label recording star despite her never doing much after winning a glorified karaoke game show some 10 years ago, she's considered attractive despite her resembling what one usually finds at any neighborhood bar after last call, and she supports Ron Paul. To some Farkers, she's the American dream. To others, she just has Dusty Rhodes's build without the showmanship.

ok, say what you want about american idol, kelly's appearance, her political ties, etc...despite things i've said here i really don't care about her aside from the fact that i would definitely penis her...

but to say she hasn't done much in 10 years is just poor trolling. she's released 5 albums, generating numerous gold- , platinum- , and multi-platinum sales, many high-charting hits, and many awards, and she continues to draw large crowds to her tours


oh yeah, she's also had parts in movies and tv shows, such as the smash hit "from justin to kelly"
 
2012-10-11 11:24:15 AM
the music she makes generally sucks with the exception of Since You`ve Been Gone.
she`s normal life chunky but hollywood obese.
chunky chicks « junkies, dog shiat
 
2012-10-11 11:24:17 AM

bungle_jr: most folks i know who aren't nudists wear clothes the majority of the time, even at home. i'm not talking about being nude to take a shower, i am talking about spending a good amount of time just being nude...whatever home-based activities you may be doing...housework, cooking, sitting around watching tv, whatever.

i could be nude at home 24/7...my wife, on the other hand, prefers to wear clothes all the time


Why would you want to walk around nude? That's weird. You're putting your butthole all over the furniture, that's gross.
 
2012-10-11 11:24:53 AM
FTFA: "The...singer also recently revealed she is marrying Brandon Blackstock"

Weird, usually women wait until AFTER they're married to let themselves go.
 
2012-10-11 11:26:07 AM

Tat'dGreaser: bungle_jr: most folks i know who aren't nudists wear clothes the majority of the time, even at home. i'm not talking about being nude to take a shower, i am talking about spending a good amount of time just being nude...whatever home-based activities you may be doing...housework, cooking, sitting around watching tv, whatever.

i could be nude at home 24/7...my wife, on the other hand, prefers to wear clothes all the time

Why would you want to walk around nude? That's weird. You're putting your butthole all over the furniture, that's gross.


believe you me, there is ample padding to keep that hole off the furniture
 
2012-10-11 11:40:58 AM

mikemoto: Like the fist of an angry god.


Hillbilly Jim: fist of an angry god.... whoever pulled me out king of England...I'd hit it... touch the hiney...


Yup.

Suck it twig f**kers
 
2012-10-11 11:49:52 AM

Raug the Dwarf: I've said before she seems like the kind of woman you can pick up in your shiatty car, get a bucket of chicken, a bag of oreos and a case of beer and just see where the night takes you.


Yes, she seems exactly like that kind of woman. Which is why she is now fat.
 
2012-10-11 11:50:36 AM

bungle_jr: Tat'dGreaser: bungle_jr: all that, plus from interviews i've heard she seems to like to be nude at home. i'm definitely ok with that.

That's supposed to be exotic or something? I mean unless you're a Never-Nude, everyone gets naked in the privacy of their own home.

most folks i know who aren't nudists wear clothes the majority of the time, even at home. i'm not talking about being nude to take a shower, i am talking about spending a good amount of time just being nude...whatever home-based activities you may be doing...housework, cooking, sitting around watching tv, whatever.

i could be nude at home 24/7...my wife, on the other hand, prefers to wear clothes all the time


Something wrong with this? As soon as I get home, everything comes off...I do most of my inside cooking, cleaning, and internet surfing naked...

I like a good breeze 'round my privates.
 
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