abhorrent1: What's wrong with Chicago, subby? It's an awesome city. You must be from new yawk.
Molavian: Just grab her boobs and squeeze really hard.
mlkmandan: At least they got stranded someplace where they could get decent pizza/had to be done
nirwana: They should have taken her to Detroit.
Chinchillazilla: abhorrent1: What's wrong with Chicago, subby? It's an awesome city. You must be from new yawk.The city's fine, but I'm pretty sure O'Hare is a portal to hell and everyone who works there is a demon.
ScotterOtter: "...the flight was canceled after the incident"They stranded EVERYONE in Chicago???
Ebbelwoi: Why inconvenience everyone for just some drunk chick. Couldn't you just tie her up and gag the stupid coont for the nixt five hours?
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