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(The Age (Melbourne))   Australian judge waves magic gavel, removes from net all material that might damage fair trial in notorious case. Attributes success of futile gesture to "sophisticated, organised structures" of Internet   (theage.com.au) divider line 34
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2012-10-11 12:57:40 PM
Yeah. I don't think that's going to work judge.

For example: That guy is a rapist who touches dogs inappropriately. The judge too.

(not meant as a factual statement)
 
2012-10-11 12:58:19 PM
*sigh*
 
2012-10-11 12:59:50 PM
The internet is not a dump truck.
 
2012-10-11 01:01:25 PM
Someone should register a domain with a bunch of obscene shopped pictures, a quote from the judge, and big a sign saying "Try and stop us". I highly doubt she would have the first idea where to go to have it taken down.
 
2012-10-11 01:01:34 PM
When people that dumb get to positions of power, I always wonder what kind of connections they have. For instance, I heard that Deputy Chief Magistrate Felicity Broughton regularly sucked off the Chief Magistrate and eventually bore his bastard child before dingos ate it. Thats just what I heard though.
 
2012-10-11 01:01:41 PM
Web cache. How does it work?
 
2012-10-11 01:03:32 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-11 01:05:27 PM
What can you expect from a country that let Hitler come to power?
 
2012-10-11 01:11:25 PM
"Defence lawyer Helen Spowart..."

electronicintifada.net

Noah Webster may have changed our spelling just so we could be different, but we're better off for it.
 
2012-10-11 01:15:58 PM
Heck, he's got to be guilty. Just look at that ugly Michigan State t-shirt he's wearing. Only criminals wear ugly t-shirts like that one!
 
2012-10-11 01:19:43 PM
Wait, there's more to the Internet than just Facebook?

Notify the Googles.
 
2012-10-11 01:26:46 PM
I command that Fark remove all mention of me as an asshole from the Internet. You can do that, right? There's like a "delete" or "purge" button, right?
 
2012-10-11 01:30:10 PM

ChuDogg: Someone should register a domain with a bunch of obscene shopped pictures, a quote from the judge, and big a sign saying "Try and stop us". I highly doubt she would have the first idea where to go to have it taken down.


I think of all possibilities that would be the easiest thing to stop. Simply activate the Great Australian Barrier Firewall Reef of Australia Wall of China Firewall and tell it "block www.thejudgeisafoolandthisguysarapist.co.au"

They do have a Great Australian Barrier Firewall Reef of Australia Wall of China Firewall, don't they?
 
2012-10-11 01:33:41 PM
It's a series of tubes, you know.
 
2012-10-11 01:36:45 PM
I'm not sure who is going to experience the most butthurt in this story... the judge (Ms. Broughton, lol), the defendant, or the fat girl he raped.
 
2012-10-11 01:36:56 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I command that Fark remove all mention of me as an asshole from the Internet. You can do that, right? There's like a "delete" or "purge" button, right?


2.bp.blogspot.com

LOL
 
2012-10-11 01:42:10 PM

Jenna Tellya: I'm not sure who is going to experience the most butthurt in this story... the judge (Ms. Broughton, lol), the defendant, or the fat girl he raped.


lol, sometimes I love Fark.
 
2012-10-11 01:43:48 PM
>Meatybrain;What can you expect from a country that let Hitler come to power?

RTFA its australia not austria
 
2012-10-11 01:48:03 PM
You can tell the guy is a douchebag. Just look at his arm-band tattoo.
 
2012-10-11 01:52:28 PM

offmymeds: Smelly Pirate Hooker: I command that Fark remove all mention of me as an asshole from the Internet. You can do that, right? There's like a "delete" or "purge" button, right?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 225x224]

LOL


No, seriously, it must be on some special keyboard, right next to the "enhance" button that they use in TV shows and movies to turn a fuzzy, low-rez picture of someone taken at night into one that looks like it was taken by a professional photographer with an expensive long-range lens. They hit the button and SHAZAM! The picture's clear as day.
 
2012-10-11 01:55:03 PM

cajunns: >Meatybrain;What can you expect from a country that let Hitler come to power?

RTFA its australia not austria


Yeah, dumbass, Australia is the one known for it's beautiful mountains, it's wonderful Schnitzel, and year round Skiing.
NOT the one with Kangaroos. Sheesh that Meatybrain is an asshole.
 
2012-10-11 02:03:17 PM
www.funcage.com
 
2012-10-11 02:03:42 PM
Assuming the technology even existed to do this, how would that work across country lines? If I posted it on a page I hosted here in the US of Americas how's the judge going to stop me from continuing to host the pics and content?
 
2012-10-11 02:16:02 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: offmymeds: Smelly Pirate Hooker: I command that Fark remove all mention of me as an asshole from the Internet. You can do that, right? There's like a "delete" or "purge" button, right?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 225x224]

LOL

No, seriously, it must be on some special keyboard, right next to the "enhance" button that they use in TV shows and movies to turn a fuzzy, low-rez picture of someone taken at night into one that looks like it was taken by a professional photographer with an expensive long-range lens. They hit the button and SHAZAM! The picture's clear as day.


The internet is a complicated series of tubes that run from the "Big Brain" to the hundreds of millions of individual computers or "Little Brains". In order to permanently purge any and all info from the Little Brains requires special authority from the Big Brain at Internet Central Command, where it will be reviewed by the Internet Police and, if found to be a reasonable request, will be banished from the knowledge of humanity FOREVER!
 
2012-10-11 02:20:47 PM

plc5_250: Heck, he's got to be guilty. Just look at that ugly Michigan State t-shirt he's wearing. Only criminals wear ugly t-shirts like that one!


You read the article.

This is frowned upon in the Fark community.
 
2012-10-11 02:39:55 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I command that Fark remove all mention of me as an asshole from the Internet. You can do that, right? There's like a "delete" or "purge" button, right?


Hooker, we didn't know you were an asshole until you mentioned it. Thanks for sharing.
 
2012-10-11 02:40:31 PM
Should be simple.

Just close some valves on some of the tubes....
 
2012-10-11 02:41:21 PM
Surely the judge can't be serious? We wouldn't disparage such an unfortunate fellow until after he is properly convicted to PITA prison.
 
2012-10-11 03:19:14 PM

WelldeadLink: Surely the judge can't be serious? We wouldn't disparage such an unfortunate fellow until after he is properly convicted to PITA prison.


Pita prison? Sounds delish!!

media.tumblr.com

/Much better than one of them nasty PMITA ones anyway
 
2012-10-11 04:18:40 PM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: cajunns: >Meatybrain;What can you expect from a country that let Hitler come to power?

RTFA its australia not austria

Yeah, dumbass, Australia is the one known for it's beautiful mountains, it's wonderful Schnitzel, and year round Skiing.


And body building politicians.
 
2012-10-11 07:05:35 PM

cajunns: >Meatybrain;What can you expect from a country that let Hitler come to power?

RTFA its australia not austria


[YouMustBeNewHere.jpg]
 
2012-10-11 08:01:31 PM
With links to Twitter and Pinit twice on the articles' page..............

/ How does the intertubes work ?
 
2012-10-11 08:27:38 PM
American first amendment triumphs over Australian right to a fair trial. Cant' wait till Americans start enforcing their second amendment on the rest of the world like they do their first.
 
2012-10-12 03:53:38 AM

umad: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: cajunns: >Meatybrain;What can you expect from a country that let Hitler come to power?

RTFA its australia not austria

Yeah, dumbass, Australia is the one known for it's beautiful mountains, it's wonderful Schnitzel, and year round Skiing.

And body building politicians.


And Austria has Dingo's... that eat babies....
 
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