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(Naples Daily News)   It's not a two-year-old's pink princess birthday party in the state of (BLANK) until a sword-wielding man on a bike shows up to cut daddy's fingers off   ( divider line 18
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2012-10-11 11:38:58 AM  
I was told there would be finger food at the party but this is a bit much.
2012-10-11 12:18:38 PM 
2012-10-11 12:20:34 PM ?
2012-10-11 01:32:26 PM  
The stabbing remains under Sheriff's Office investigation.

More of a cutting, really.
2012-10-11 01:35:07 PM
2012-10-11 02:32:08 PM  
Don't worry about blank, let me worry about blank.
2012-10-11 02:32:51 PM  
The stabbing remains under Sheriff's Office investigation.

It's going to be a pretty long investigation.
2012-10-11 02:33:59 PM  
2012-10-11 02:38:15 PM  
That's a lousy entry for Cards Against Humanity.
2012-10-11 02:38:36 PM  
This is why I wear those chain mail fish gutting gloves at all times.
2012-10-11 02:40:45 PM  
2012-10-11 02:41:32 PM  
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If you have friends who ride bicycles to your daughter's parties with machetes on their belts, you can count your self lucky you got away with a partially severed pinky finger.
2012-10-11 02:46:42 PM  


2012-10-11 03:00:43 PM  
subby, you got it wrong. It was a "pinky pierces" party, not a "pink princess" party.
2012-10-11 03:04:04 PM  
This is why you keep the crappy beer outside and the good stuff inside for your "real" friends.
2012-10-11 03:48:52 PM  
Dear Subby:


2012-10-11 06:12:17 PM  

obeymatt: The stabbing remains under Sheriff's Office investigation.

More of a cutting, really.

A stab is just a zero-length cut
2012-10-11 06:37:52 PM  
Did the 2 year old write the story as well?
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