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(Naples Daily News)   It's not a two-year-old's pink princess birthday party in the state of (BLANK) until a sword-wielding man on a bike shows up to cut daddy's fingers off   (naplesnews.com) divider line 18
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2012-10-11 11:38:58 AM
I was told there would be finger food at the party but this is a bit much.
 
2012-10-11 12:18:38 PM
i.qkme.me 
 
2012-10-11 12:20:34 PM
farm1.staticflickr.com ?
 
2012-10-11 01:32:26 PM
The stabbing remains under Sheriff's Office investigation.

More of a cutting, really.
 
2012-10-11 01:35:07 PM
latino-review.com
 
2012-10-11 02:32:08 PM
Don't worry about blank, let me worry about blank.
 
2012-10-11 02:32:51 PM
The stabbing remains under Sheriff's Office investigation.

It's going to be a pretty long investigation.
 
2012-10-11 02:33:59 PM
Approves

cdn.gunaxin.com
 
2012-10-11 02:38:15 PM
That's a lousy entry for Cards Against Humanity.
 
2012-10-11 02:38:36 PM
This is why I wear those chain mail fish gutting gloves at all times.
 
2012-10-11 02:40:45 PM
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
 
2012-10-11 02:41:32 PM
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If you have friends who ride bicycles to your daughter's parties with machetes on their belts, you can count your self lucky you got away with a partially severed pinky finger.
 
2012-10-11 02:46:42 PM

show me: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE DIGIT.

 
2012-10-11 03:00:43 PM
subby, you got it wrong. It was a "pinky pierces" party, not a "pink princess" party.
 
2012-10-11 03:04:04 PM
This is why you keep the crappy beer outside and the good stuff inside for your "real" friends.
 
2012-10-11 03:48:52 PM
Dear Subby:

Sword:
www.zeigua.com

Machete:
www.colourbox.com

cdn2.mamapop.com
 
2012-10-11 06:12:17 PM

obeymatt: The stabbing remains under Sheriff's Office investigation.

More of a cutting, really.


A stab is just a zero-length cut
 
2012-10-11 06:37:52 PM
Did the 2 year old write the story as well?
 
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