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(Daily Mail)   Teacher gets lesson in gravity after student knocks him out   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 16
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2012-10-11 02:08:05 PM  
2 votes:
I have had little guys try this on me a couple times (one was black and one was white). For some reason the smallest guys want to pick on random bigger strangers. I mean honestly, without any sort of expert training, do they really expect to beat someone who easily has 150lbs and almost a foot on them?

My favorite story of the two to tell was when I was standing in a busy bar on a Friday drinking a beer. All of a sudden this dude bumps into my shoulder as he is walking by. I just kind of glanced at him and nodded my head that it was okay and no big deal. As I turn my head back to the television all of a sudden I feel the hit to my cheek. It hurt, but not even enough to make my tear up. (Side note: I grew up on a farm in the country. We used to wrestle and fight for fun. And if you've ever taken an animals hoof to the face you'll know real knockout-pain.)

So anyway, the entire bar looks over from the smack of the hit (I'm almost positive he broke his hand hitting me). The reaction on his face when I looked over at him and smiled a big toothy grin will stay with me till the day I die. I pointed at the door and said, "You get the fark out of this bar right now." Never saw anyone haul ass faster in my life.

Still though. Why do people feel the needs to mess with others? No matter how drunk I've been I've never felt the need to fark with someone out of the blue.
2012-10-11 02:03:40 PM  
2 votes:

abhorrent1: Isn't there a white version of Al Sharpton that can go on TV and be outraged about this? If George Zimmerman was there he could have stopped this.


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2012-10-11 11:00:27 AM  
2 votes:
He was merely following instructions issued by his matriarch.
2012-10-11 03:32:25 PM  
1 votes:
This very thing happened to me almost two years ago.
I was walking with my brother at 2am to the closest 7/11 to grab a bag of doritos. We were cutting through a park when we walked past a group of 4 teens, no older than 17 years old. As we walked past the tallest, huskiest boy just out of nowhere cold cocked me in the face with his ham fist. I didn't go down but was dazed. The boys started laughing and walked off.
The next day I went to the police and reported it. Oh, the boys were all white, though in my town we have a bigger problem with Indian kids doing this sort of thing...

Today I am in the social work program and it's exactly how some of you have been describing how society will handle this. The social work program teaches that if you are a white male, then order to keep your level of hetro-normal, male dominant privilege, you through action or in action support the systemic racism/sexism/classism that keeps these thugs down.

Step 1 in becoming a good social worker then is to learn to apologize to the crack head, the wife beater, the street thug for taking part in their oppression and admit that we (white middle class/upper class men) are the root of their suffering and that it is up to us to unpack our privilege so that they get a bigger piece of society's pie.

fark that... I'm going to use my social work degree to get into either youth probation or parole so that I can spend my life sending punks back to prison anytime they step out of line...
2012-10-11 03:17:28 PM  
1 votes:
I bet if our forefathers knew how much trouble they would end up being they would have picked their own farking cotton.
2012-10-11 02:55:45 PM  
1 votes:

PallMall: TheEdibleSnuggie: This is a justifiable case of self-defense/ stand your ground. But really, would mourn the loss of miscreants like those kids that just randomly knocked out a 50-year old man for shiats-and-giggles?

I've said it before, and I'll say it again- Kids think their stupid little games are funny and cool until somebody gets killed because somebody was defending themselves from a random vicious attack. Maybe more people need to start practicing this.

I don't think that would hold up in court. It would require a reasonable person to believe that a single punch is considered a threat to your life.

Odds are, you'd be shooting them in the back as they walked away, or in the front when you caught their attention and they turned to see what was going on.

Makes me think you got your ass handed to you a lot in school.


You're commenting so much in this thread that I think you might be one of the perps.
2012-10-11 02:33:13 PM  
1 votes:

TheEdibleSnuggie: Let me put it this way...if I get sucker punched, but I'm not knocked out- and I'm carrying...He won't be spending time in prison...unless they can put bars on a casket.


So if some yute walks by, sucker punches you and strolls off laughing.. you're going to murder them?
2012-10-11 02:29:55 PM  
1 votes:

Fissile: It's a little game urban yutes play called, "knock out". They demonstrate their manliness by knocking out someone with a single punch. From what I've seen, the victims are not exclusively white. Yes, the miserable little shiats need a few years in a real "pound them in the ass" type prison.


Let me put it this way...if I get sucker punched, but I'm not knocked out- and I'm carrying...He won't be spending time in prison...unless they can put bars on a casket.
2012-10-11 02:20:51 PM  
1 votes:

abhorrent1: enik: Switch the races of the perps and the victim

Then the game would be called blackout instead of knockout.


Or if white kids are playing, it could be called Whiteout,or SnowStorm, or TheBlizzard*.

/*substitute DaBlizzle if black kids are playing.
2012-10-11 02:17:51 PM  
1 votes:
Is it my imagination or is Fark filling up with more racists every day? I blame 4chan migrants.
2012-10-11 02:15:31 PM  
1 votes:

enik: Switch the races of the perps and the victim


Then the game would be called blackout instead of knockout.
2012-10-11 11:57:46 AM  
1 votes:
Let's try and understand this young man's motives. Clearly society has failed him somehow. WE are the ones who should be ashamed, not this poor, misunderstood minority youth.
2012-10-11 11:44:41 AM  
1 votes:
Stupid people that annoy me.
2012-10-11 11:42:29 AM  
1 votes:
It's a little game urban yutes play called, "knock out". They demonstrate their manliness by knocking out someone with a single punch. From what I've seen, the victims are not exclusively white. Yes, the miserable little shiats need a few years in a real "pound them in the ass" type prison.
2012-10-11 11:37:45 AM  
1 votes:
Oh look, they're black.
2012-10-11 11:29:00 AM  
1 votes:
Hard to do in an alley, but
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