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2012-10-11 01:06:06 PM

Cythraul: Verdelak: I was the victim of the random punch from a group of urban youths that I happened to be passing many years ago. I did not get knocked out from the punch or even dazed. Fortunately for me, the largest of the group was not the guy who threw the punch because I believe he would have shattered my jaw even if I stayed conscious.

I turned and faced them after the punch and just shook my head. I backed up a few steps and then turned and walked away. The big guy was laughing at his friend and showed no sign that he or the others felt the need to get involved and the guy who hit me did not look like he wanted to try a second time if they weren't going to back him.

Did you call the police and report the assault?


Nope. I was an inner city boy at the time and the culture really was to not call the police unless things were beyond a certain threshold. My friends and I had knives pulled on us more than once. I had stitches from two assaults and a broken nose and never called the cops. Stupid as hell, I know, but it was just the way it was.

I have several dozen fight or assault stories from that time period and on the rare occasion that the cops showed up, the victim would always lie to keep the cops out of it.
 
2012-10-11 01:09:27 PM

Cythraul: Verdelak: I was the victim of the random punch from a group of urban youths that I happened to be passing many years ago. I did not get knocked out from the punch or even dazed. Fortunately for me, the largest of the group was not the guy who threw the punch because I believe he would have shattered my jaw even if I stayed conscious.

I turned and faced them after the punch and just shook my head. I backed up a few steps and then turned and walked away. The big guy was laughing at his friend and showed no sign that he or the others felt the need to get involved and the guy who hit me did not look like he wanted to try a second time if they weren't going to back him.

Did you call the police and report the assault?



Like he could him out of a line-up!
 
2012-10-11 01:30:58 PM
Dumbass, you could have had a bright future in the NYPD or the Military.
 
2012-10-11 01:40:05 PM

Talos: negroes


ytrewq.com
 
2012-10-11 01:41:56 PM
I'm sure he will be charged with a hate crime... right?... right?... Why are you laughing?
 
2012-10-11 01:42:36 PM

Rawhead Rex: The Golden Rule, people...apply it.


He how has the Gold, Rules?

/amidoinitrite?
 
2012-10-11 01:43:12 PM

PallMall: Rawhead Rex: The Golden Rule, people...apply it.

He how who has the Gold, Rules?

/amidoinitrite?


FTFM, FML
 
2012-10-11 01:54:16 PM

Dirtybird971: moefuggenbrew

Black people generally suck.
Some are cool.

edited for reality.



Try taking your head out of your ass and look around. The reality may shock you.
 
2012-10-11 01:59:36 PM
Isn't there a white version of Al Sharpton that can go on TV and be outraged about this? If George Zimmerman was there he could have stopped this.
 
2012-10-11 02:03:40 PM

abhorrent1: Isn't there a white version of Al Sharpton that can go on TV and be outraged about this? If George Zimmerman was there he could have stopped this.


www.we-make-money-not-art.com
 
2012-10-11 02:05:39 PM
White guy? Meh. Business as usual.

Switch the races of the perps and the victim = 24x7 news coverage, candlelight vigils, diversity and hate crime expert interviews, black history month becomes black history quarter, streets and schools named after the victim, a new federal holiday within ten years.
 
2012-10-11 02:06:50 PM

PallMall: Rawhead Rex: The Golden Rule, people...apply it.

He how has the Gold, Rules?

/amidoinitrite?


Not really. :P
 
2012-10-11 02:08:05 PM
I have had little guys try this on me a couple times (one was black and one was white). For some reason the smallest guys want to pick on random bigger strangers. I mean honestly, without any sort of expert training, do they really expect to beat someone who easily has 150lbs and almost a foot on them?

My favorite story of the two to tell was when I was standing in a busy bar on a Friday drinking a beer. All of a sudden this dude bumps into my shoulder as he is walking by. I just kind of glanced at him and nodded my head that it was okay and no big deal. As I turn my head back to the television all of a sudden I feel the hit to my cheek. It hurt, but not even enough to make my tear up. (Side note: I grew up on a farm in the country. We used to wrestle and fight for fun. And if you've ever taken an animals hoof to the face you'll know real knockout-pain.)

So anyway, the entire bar looks over from the smack of the hit (I'm almost positive he broke his hand hitting me). The reaction on his face when I looked over at him and smiled a big toothy grin will stay with me till the day I die. I pointed at the door and said, "You get the fark out of this bar right now." Never saw anyone haul ass faster in my life.

Still though. Why do people feel the needs to mess with others? No matter how drunk I've been I've never felt the need to fark with someone out of the blue.
 
2012-10-11 02:11:04 PM

BigRightRear


Dirtybird971: moefuggenbrew

Black people generally suck.
Some are cool.

edited for reality.


Try taking your head out of your ass and look around. The reality may shock you.


it seems more likely that you are the one with your head up your ass. I hope you don't have access to impressionable minds. I've met more scummy whites than blacks. And now I've heard from another.
 
2012-10-11 02:15:31 PM

enik: Switch the races of the perps and the victim


Then the game would be called blackout instead of knockout.
 
2012-10-11 02:17:51 PM
Is it my imagination or is Fark filling up with more racists every day? I blame 4chan migrants.
 
2012-10-11 02:18:27 PM

Dirtybird971: I've met more scummy whites than blacks.


Races in Clifton, New Jersey

White alone - 44,870 (53.3%)
Hispanic - 26,854 (31.9%)
Asian alone - 7,401 (8.8%)
Black alone - 3,235 (3.8%)
Two or more races - 1,342 (1.6%)
Other race alone - 318 (0.4%)
American Indian alone - 105 (0.1%)
Native Hawaiian and Other Pacific Islander alone - 11 (0.01%)

Odds are... your statement is valid. In your case.
 
2012-10-11 02:20:51 PM

abhorrent1: enik: Switch the races of the perps and the victim

Then the game would be called blackout instead of knockout.


Or if white kids are playing, it could be called Whiteout,or SnowStorm, or TheBlizzard*.

/*substitute DaBlizzle if black kids are playing.
 
2012-10-11 02:23:25 PM

scott88008: Is it my imagination or is Fark filling up with more racists every day? I blame 4chan migrants.


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-11 02:25:30 PM

flynn80: Dumbass, you could have had a bright future in the NYPD or the Military.


They'll still take him.
 
2012-10-11 02:25:38 PM

Dirtybird971: BigRightRear


Dirtybird971: moefuggenbrew

Black people generally suck.
Some are cool.

edited for reality.


Try taking your head out of your ass and look around. The reality may shock you.

it seems more likely that you are the one with your head up your ass. I hope you don't have access to impressionable minds. I've met more scummy whites than blacks. And now I've heard from another.


Dirtybird971: Some part of me thinks that if I ever go "full psychopath" I will exclusively kill pieces of shait like this and basically anyone that looks like they are in a gang. I'm not talking color, though I'm sure to start in a "black" neighborhood.

~ quoted from dirtybird971

Did you have an epiphany mid thread, or are embracing your bi-polar comments? In one post your talking about killing people "in a black neighborhood" and then your next comment you're condemning another person because of their racial hate.

/Hello pot? It's me kettle...
 
2012-10-11 02:29:55 PM

Fissile: It's a little game urban yutes play called, "knock out". They demonstrate their manliness by knocking out someone with a single punch. From what I've seen, the victims are not exclusively white. Yes, the miserable little shiats need a few years in a real "pound them in the ass" type prison.


Let me put it this way...if I get sucker punched, but I'm not knocked out- and I'm carrying...He won't be spending time in prison...unless they can put bars on a casket.
 
2012-10-11 02:31:08 PM

upndn: This is why I'm in favor of public canings.

Did I spell canings right? You know, like in some Asian country they bring knuckleheads into a stadium, full of paying people, strip them down and beat them with a bamboo stick.

They don't have repeat offenders.


Screw canings. We should bring back the gladiator arenas. We could give them the choice to fight eachother to the death, or to take on a grizzly/tiger/pack of pit bulls with a wiffle bat.
 
2012-10-11 02:33:13 PM

TheEdibleSnuggie: Let me put it this way...if I get sucker punched, but I'm not knocked out- and I'm carrying...He won't be spending time in prison...unless they can put bars on a casket.


So if some yute walks by, sucker punches you and strolls off laughing.. you're going to murder them?
 
2012-10-11 02:34:30 PM

Talos: negroes


i99.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-11 02:36:11 PM

umad: Screw canings. We should bring back the gladiator arenas. We could give them the choice to fight eachother to the death, or to take on a grizzly/tiger/pack of pit bulls with a wiffle bat.


I'm okay with this... except...

Instead of investing in a Gladiator Arena, just weld the exterior gates/doors shut on prisons and open the cages. Let us all watch in on PPV.
 
2012-10-11 02:41:05 PM
In case anyone thinks that black kids walking around throwing knockout punches is some sort of new thing that they invented, there were some "games" in my neighborhood when I was growing up:

1) Kids would ride in a pickup truck with brooms and hit black people as they drove past them. This was called Broom a Coon.

2) Replace the brooms with pellet guns and you have Jungle Safari.

The difference between those and this? White kids doing it were viewed as "boys will be boys" and were never arrested.


People are jerks.
 
2012-10-11 02:44:54 PM

PallMall: TheEdibleSnuggie: Let me put it this way...if I get sucker punched, but I'm not knocked out- and I'm carrying...He won't be spending time in prison...unless they can put bars on a casket.

So if some yute walks by, sucker punches you and strolls off laughing.. you're going to murder them?


This is a justifiable case of self-defense/ stand your ground. But really, would mourn the loss of miscreants like those kids that just randomly knocked out a 50-year old man for shiats-and-giggles?

I've said it before, and I'll say it again- Kids think their stupid little games are funny and cool until somebody gets killed because somebody was defending themselves from a random vicious attack. Maybe more people need to start practicing this.
 
2012-10-11 02:48:51 PM

TheEdibleSnuggie: This is a justifiable case of self-defense/ stand your ground. But really, would mourn the loss of miscreants like those kids that just randomly knocked out a 50-year old man for shiats-and-giggles?

I've said it before, and I'll say it again- Kids think their stupid little games are funny and cool until somebody gets killed because somebody was defending themselves from a random vicious attack. Maybe more people need to start practicing this.


I don't think that would hold up in court. It would require a reasonable person to believe that a single punch is considered a threat to your life.

Odds are, you'd be shooting them in the back as they walked away, or in the front when you caught their attention and they turned to see what was going on.

Makes me think you got your ass handed to you a lot in school.
 
2012-10-11 02:55:45 PM

PallMall: TheEdibleSnuggie: This is a justifiable case of self-defense/ stand your ground. But really, would mourn the loss of miscreants like those kids that just randomly knocked out a 50-year old man for shiats-and-giggles?

I've said it before, and I'll say it again- Kids think their stupid little games are funny and cool until somebody gets killed because somebody was defending themselves from a random vicious attack. Maybe more people need to start practicing this.

I don't think that would hold up in court. It would require a reasonable person to believe that a single punch is considered a threat to your life.

Odds are, you'd be shooting them in the back as they walked away, or in the front when you caught their attention and they turned to see what was going on.

Makes me think you got your ass handed to you a lot in school.


You're commenting so much in this thread that I think you might be one of the perps.
 
2012-10-11 02:59:22 PM

Babboonrash


Dirtybird971: moefuggenbrew

Black people generally suck.
Some are cool.

edited for reality.


Try taking your head out of your ass and look around. The reality may shock you.

it seems more likely that you are the one with your head up your ass. I hope you don't have access to impressionable minds. I've met more scummy whites than blacks. And now I've heard from another.


Dirtybird971: Some part of me thinks that if I ever go "full psychopath" I will exclusively kill pieces of shait like this and basically anyone that looks like they are in a gang. I'm not talking color, though I'm sure to start in a "black" neighborhood. ~ quoted from dirtybird971

Did you have an epiphany mid thread, or are embracing your bi-polar comments? In one post your talking about killing people "in a black neighborhood" and then your next comment you're condemning another person because of their racial hate.

/Hello pot? It's me kettle...


I was against the blanket statement that "black people generally suck"... to me, people generally suck, no matter their color.

As to killing gang members in my HYPOTHETICAL situation, where do you think the highest concentration of gangstas would be? For the most part gangs are a socioeconomic development. The poorer the neighborhood, the more likely there would be gangs. I'm not saying that it'd be black gang members that I'd target, its just that, here in NJ, that's where I can find obvious targets. I'm also talking about killing those that make my (and many others) quality of life much worse not because of their color.
 
2012-10-11 03:10:27 PM

moanerific: You're commenting so much in this thread that I think you might be one of the perps.


ytrewq.com
 
2012-10-11 03:10:42 PM
Teacher gets lesson in gravity after student knocks him out...

...student soon to get a lesson in comparible densities and the effects of energy transfer between wood and human flesh.

The accomplices get a likewise lesson in chain reactions.

/alternately, substitute the comparison with cornhole and inmate hardon
 
2012-10-11 03:17:28 PM
I bet if our forefathers knew how much trouble they would end up being they would have picked their own farking cotton.
 
2012-10-11 03:32:25 PM
This very thing happened to me almost two years ago.
I was walking with my brother at 2am to the closest 7/11 to grab a bag of doritos. We were cutting through a park when we walked past a group of 4 teens, no older than 17 years old. As we walked past the tallest, huskiest boy just out of nowhere cold cocked me in the face with his ham fist. I didn't go down but was dazed. The boys started laughing and walked off.
The next day I went to the police and reported it. Oh, the boys were all white, though in my town we have a bigger problem with Indian kids doing this sort of thing...

Today I am in the social work program and it's exactly how some of you have been describing how society will handle this. The social work program teaches that if you are a white male, then order to keep your level of hetro-normal, male dominant privilege, you through action or in action support the systemic racism/sexism/classism that keeps these thugs down.

Step 1 in becoming a good social worker then is to learn to apologize to the crack head, the wife beater, the street thug for taking part in their oppression and admit that we (white middle class/upper class men) are the root of their suffering and that it is up to us to unpack our privilege so that they get a bigger piece of society's pie.

fark that... I'm going to use my social work degree to get into either youth probation or parole so that I can spend my life sending punks back to prison anytime they step out of line...
 
2012-10-11 03:33:32 PM

moefuggenbrew: Black people generally suck.
Some are cool.


This is a great example of absolutely racist thinking.

Consider these two statements:

1) Most urban thugs are black.
2) Most blacks are urban thugs.

While first statement may be unfortunate, it's probably true. But, the racist turns that first statement into the second statement, which is only true in the racist's mind.

In any case, I love these threads because racists are drawn to them like a moth to a flame. It allows me to update my list of people who are complete, racist idiots.
 
2012-10-11 03:34:52 PM

AbiNormal: I bet if our forefathers knew how much trouble they would end up being they would have picked their own farking cotton.


Oh shiat. That made me LOL for some reason.
 
2012-10-11 03:39:05 PM

Dirtybird971: Babboonrash


Dirtybird971: moefuggenbrew

... where do you think the highest concentration of gangstas would be? For the most part gangs are a socioeconomic development. The poorer the neighborhood.


I would say go where the gang member rate is 50-100 times higher than the rate in the general population. That would be the military. (see wiki gang presence in the US Military)

However, I still disagree with you... a war on the ghettos of America will achieve nothing but more violence. I don't carry contempt for these individuals because they are black, or because they could be poor. I wish them to be wiped from society because actions such as this make a person a blight on hunanity.
 
2012-10-11 03:52:45 PM

Babboonrash

... where do you think the highest concentration of gangstas would be? For the most part gangs are a socioeconomic development. The poorer the neighborhood.

I would say go where the gang member rate is 50-100 times higher than the rate in the general population. That would be the military. (see wiki gang presence in the US Military)

However, I still disagree with you... a war on the ghettos of America will achieve nothing but more violence. I don't carry contempt for these individuals because they are black, or because they could be poor. I wish them to be wiped from society because actions such as this make a person a blight on hunanity.


Ah yes! but in the military, they train you haw to shoot. IN gangs, they hold their guns sideways.

Neither do i, I could care less if they are black, spanish or chinese. (I hate to be cliche but my girlfriend is black) Clearly though, the threat of jail isn't working. It's not a war, it's a series of unsolved though related crimes. hypothetically. And probably over a drug deal gone bad. ;)
 
2012-10-11 04:51:24 PM
More info:
http://www.wtae.com/news/local/WTAE-News/Boy-15-charged-in-street-att a ck-on-Pittsburgh-CAPA-teacher/-/10449074/16907778/-/seftdp/-/index.htm l
 
2012-10-11 05:44:31 PM

scott88008: Is it my imagination or is Fark filling up with more racists every day? I blame 4chan migrants.


Oh you mean honesty? Yeah hey, Reddit is -----> that way if you're looking for sugar coated political correctness instead of the truth. Don't forget to adopt a kitten, don your stupid hipster glasses and grow an ugly Gotye beard.
 
2012-10-11 06:06:22 PM
this is why the 'teen' in florida got preemptively smoked.
hopefully 'zimmermanned' will become a widely used verb in the next 5-10 years.
 
2012-10-11 06:22:38 PM
here's a good one, the lead singer of Everclear recently disclosed that he was raped by blacks when he was a boy because he was unlucky enough to live in their neighborhood. no shiat. it's their character. violence and or rape. that's all you'll get from them. oh, and lies. i forgot lies. and theft.
 
2012-10-11 06:51:02 PM

scott88008: Is it my imagination or is Fark filling up with more racists every day? I blame 4chan migrants.


Certainly seems that way.

/and teenage trolls who think being inflammatory is clever
//and mixes of the two
 
2012-10-11 07:35:15 PM
Teacher will probably get sued for hurting the kids hand with his face.

/yay justice!
 
2012-10-12 09:46:19 AM

Dirtybird971: Babboonrash

... where do you think the highest concentration of gangstas would be? For the most part gangs are a socioeconomic development. The poorer the neighborhood.

I would say go where the gang member rate is 50-100 times higher than the rate in the general population. That would be the military. (see wiki gang presence in the US Military)

However, I still disagree with you... a war on the ghettos of America will achieve nothing but more violence. I don't carry contempt for these individuals because they are black, or because they could be poor. I wish them to be wiped from society because actions such as this make a person a blight on hunanity.

Ah yes! but in the military, they train you haw to shoot. IN gangs, they hold their guns sideways.

Neither do i, I could care less if they are black, spanish or chinese. (I hate to be cliche but my girlfriend is black) Clearly though, the threat of jail isn't working. It's not a war, it's a series of unsolved though related crimes. hypothetically. And probably over a drug deal gone bad. ;)


Enjoy your cocoa sante my friend, enjoy.
 
2012-10-12 10:19:19 AM

BigRightRear


Neither do i, I could care less if they are black, spanish or chinese. (I hate to be cliche but my girlfriend is black) Clearly though, the threat of jail isn't working. It's not a war, it's a series of unsolved though related crimes. hypothetically. And probably over a drug deal gone bad. ;)

Enjoy your cocoa sante my friend, enjoy.


A) Wrong culture
B) best P***y Ive ever had.
C) 35 yo but tight like a 16 yo
 
2012-10-12 01:59:49 PM

Dirtybird971: BigRightRear


Neither do i, I could care less if they are black, spanish or chinese. (I hate to be cliche but my girlfriend is black) Clearly though, the threat of jail isn't working. It's not a war, it's a series of unsolved though related crimes. hypothetically. And probably over a drug deal gone bad. ;)

Enjoy your cocoa sante my friend, enjoy.

A) Wrong culture
B) best P***y Ive ever had.
C) 35 yo but tight like a 16 yo

D) stinks like dead fish
 
2012-10-12 02:22:12 PM

BigRightRear

Neither do i, I could care less if they are black, spanish or chinese. (I hate to be cliche but my girlfriend is black) Clearly though, the threat of jail isn't working. It's not a war, it's a series of unsolved though related crimes. hypothetically. And probably over a drug deal gone bad. ;)

Enjoy your cocoa sante my friend, enjoy.

A) Wrong culture
B) best P***y Ive ever had.
C) 35 yo but tight like a 16 yo
D) stinks like dead fish


nope. that's not something I can deal with.

/MD #69
 
2012-10-12 02:40:06 PM
Every day the veil separating civilization and the abyss grows thinner.
 
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