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(YouTube)   How to offend the sensibilities of someone who is both starving and dying of thirst, or perhaps one of the greatest things ever. Tough call   (youtube.com ) divider line 83
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2012-10-11 01:28:43 AM  
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*deep breath* Well, he is probably more accurate with a blade than most Ameri.....

OMG I CAN'T DO IT
SWEAT PANTS
LIP BEARD
PUG SHIRT
PLASTIC HACKER
FORD TAURUS
SLO-MO MILK JUG CUT
1:34-1:40
MORE SWEAT PANTS WITH CARGO PANTS POCKETS

I'm.. I'm sorry...
 
2012-10-11 01:50:45 AM  
Well, that man obviously knows how to handle a knife.

and fork.
 
2012-10-11 02:22:36 AM  
I notice he doesn't cut any portion sizes with those skills
 
2012-10-11 03:09:58 AM  
Is it just me or was he slowly getting bigger as the video went along?
 
2012-10-11 05:20:28 AM  
did anyone notice he was a bit pudgy?
 
2012-10-11 07:40:45 AM  
Largest thing ever, maybe.

/at least, in the past few hours
 
2012-10-11 08:01:49 AM  
I thought Sumo wrestlers didn't use weapons.
 
2012-10-11 08:05:10 AM  
I feel this is apropos:

cdn.smosh.com
 
2012-10-11 08:57:17 AM  
But how does he stack up against pepper spray?

/at least a double stacker
//probably a triple stacker
 
2012-10-11 09:04:45 AM  
That

was

horrible
 
2012-10-11 09:09:09 AM  
That's one bottle-pwnin' Ronin.
 
2012-10-11 09:13:02 AM  
If this guy was your neighbor, would you call the cops to check on his mental stability, wander over and chat him up yourself so he doesn't get shot by cops and maybe show him how to generate more blade speed with his wrists, or just be happy that he's outside getting some fresh air and exercise?
 
2012-10-11 09:14:11 AM  
At 1:29 is he wearing a black hoodie with a duck tape sweatband above his eyes?
 
2012-10-11 09:15:40 AM  
The Last Sumorai
 
2012-10-11 09:17:42 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: The Last Sumorai


He'll never be a ninja. Two ninjas, maybe.
 
2012-10-11 09:18:07 AM  
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Unimpressed...

I was also disappoint with the case of water. He only made it 75% through before he just knocked it off the pedestal.
 
2012-10-11 09:19:50 AM  

EatenTheSun: If this guy was your neighbor, would you call the cops to check on his mental stability, wander over and chat him up yourself so he doesn't get shot by cops and maybe show him how to generate more blade speed with his wrists, or just be happy that he's outside getting some fresh air and exercise?


I'd offer to take video of his activities and then I'd post in on YouTube with a sweet soundtrack.
 
2012-10-11 09:20:14 AM  
Fats funny
 
2012-10-11 09:23:51 AM  
He's handy with a blade... but he still has to catch you to cut you.

So we've got that going for us.
 
2012-10-11 09:28:16 AM  
Hero? Was the fail and fatass tag both busy?
 
2012-10-11 09:38:23 AM  
Those blades can cut anything except calories
 
2012-10-11 09:43:04 AM  
He hates those bottles. Stay away from the bottles.
 
2012-10-11 09:44:07 AM  
maybe he should be drinking that water and cutting up sodas instead of the other way around
 
2012-10-11 09:44:27 AM  
Looks like the star wars kid has been doing some training....
 
2012-10-11 09:44:45 AM  
wonkette.com
 
2012-10-11 09:46:34 AM  
I was ok until he hit the Diet Coke bottle. Now its on like Donkey Kong Mr. Mega Myagi!
 
2012-10-11 09:46:49 AM  
Nearly everything that could be covered is covered here, and covered well. So I'll just say why go through all the efforts to do all this and skimp on your stuff-holder? A trash can and padded vinyl something? Really?
 
2012-10-11 09:50:00 AM  
Your sword skills are no match for me walking away at a slightly fast pace.
 
2012-10-11 09:55:37 AM  
His pudgy face poking out of his Ninja hoodie cracked me up.
 
2012-10-11 09:59:52 AM  

JRoo: Your sword skills are no match for me walking away at a slightly fast pace.


You just know a dude like that has an EPIC collection of throwing stars, so be warned!
 
2012-10-11 10:04:59 AM  
He must get his girlfriend so wet.
 
2012-10-11 10:10:44 AM  
If he had lived in Medieval Japan...he would still be fat loser.
 
2012-10-11 10:24:49 AM  
My wife's reaction: "He should use that sword to cut down some of the weeds in his lawn."
 
2012-10-11 10:46:26 AM  
i1207.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-11 10:53:47 AM  
 
2012-10-11 10:54:12 AM  
stupid
 
2012-10-11 11:06:42 AM  
My favorite part was when he rapid-fire shivved the water cooler. What people don't know is that a total of nine water coolers were shivved at three separate locations within a two-minute period.
 
2012-10-11 11:07:26 AM  
I am glad to see when he was not rockin his pug t-shirt, his mom has bought him primarily black t-shirts, for their obviously slimming effect.

All I could imagine was how stinky he was, cause swordin' is sweaty work.
 
2012-10-11 11:10:09 AM  
Game of swords fat guy whose father makes him take the black.....
 
2012-10-11 11:14:37 AM  
It's the third brother, Buffet Lannister, Warden of the Ponderosa, the Eclair Slayer.
 
2012-10-11 11:15:13 AM  

some_beer_drinker: did anyone notice he was a bit pudgy?


Please do not address the fluffiness of great sword master Won Phat Fuk
 
2012-10-11 11:16:05 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: It's the third brother, Buffet Lannister, Warden of the Ponderosa, the Eclair Slayer.


He's more of a Wide Walker.
 
2012-10-11 11:24:37 AM  
No surprise that he hates bottles of water. There are no calories in water.

The Diet Coke, pretty much the same, but still - that was just mean.
 
2012-10-11 11:45:03 AM  

carrion_luggage: My favorite part was when he rapid-fire shivved the water cooler. What people don't know is that a total of nine water coolers were shivved at three separate locations within a two-minute period.




Very nice, Walter. Very nice...
 
2012-10-11 11:50:02 AM  
Well, that was...interesting. Now, see Isao Machii cut a BB in half.
 
2012-10-11 12:07:13 PM  
he practices the ancient art of iaidonut
 
2012-10-11 12:09:04 PM  
Kick-Ass really let himself go.
 
2012-10-11 12:11:41 PM  
Now we know what Chumlee does on his days off from the pawn shop.
 
2012-10-11 12:18:24 PM  

MoronLessOff: Well, that was...interesting. Now, see Isao Machii cut a BB in half.


Wow

Thanks
 
2012-10-11 12:32:02 PM  

RiverRat: MoronLessOff: Well, that was...interesting. Now, see Isao Machii cut a BB in half.

Wow

Thanks


No prob. I've also seen him cut a grain of rice and a match head. Just search his name in the youtubes. The guy is crazy impressive.
 
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