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(WorldNetDaily)   President Obama's wedding ring has a the curious inscription on it: "ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." Anyone got a translation handy?   (wnd.com) divider line 252
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2012-10-11 01:15:09 AM
And the worst people I have ever met display crucifixes prominently on every aspect of their life. Should I assume that they are being a-holes for Jebus? 

I would bet the ring has more of a connection with a family member than with the inscription.
 
2012-10-11 01:21:50 AM
The language is the that of Mordor, which I will not utter here.

/In the common tongue it reads "One Politician to Troll Them All"
 
2012-10-11 01:23:28 AM
Oh for F*ck's sake why did I click on that link? I knew it was going to derp-land why did I click on it??
 
2012-10-11 02:55:55 AM
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-11 03:14:12 AM
Look, WND, when I click on a picture to blow it up, I expect a version that's at least 2x larger, not the exact same image that's in the article.
 
2012-10-11 03:41:32 AM
So let me get this straight, that guy got paid to write that?
 
2012-10-11 04:10:45 AM
Yep. And right now the McCain campaign highers-up sure are kicking themselves. "DAMN! All along the key to victory was RIGHT THERE ON HIS HAND!"

Pathetic.
 
2012-10-11 04:28:34 AM
Allah=YHWH
 
2012-10-11 05:01:42 AM
This is shiat a lot of people who vote take seriously. For real.

Chew on that for a while.
 
2012-10-11 05:52:59 AM
ionetheurbandaily.files.wordpress.com

Jihadi Twins powers activate!! Shape of, crescent!! Form of, Shahadah!! 
 
2012-10-11 06:00:43 AM
Game changer. Biden will have to answer for this at tonight's debate.
 
2012-10-11 06:59:30 AM

JerseyTim: Game changer. Biden will have to answer for this at tonight's debate.


assets.nydailynews.com
"Really, Paul? I didn't know that. So where did you learn to read Arabic?"
 
2012-10-11 07:01:48 AM

Relatively Obscure: This is shiat a lot of people who vote take seriously. For real.

Chew on that for a while.


The worst part is that some of those people are voting in Congress.

1.bp.blogspot.com
"Sheeeeeyet, I knew it all along."
 
2012-10-11 07:17:20 AM
I got an advance copy of next week's article:

"True Patriot Cosmetologist reveals shocking truth -- read as Braille Obama's hair says "Mohammed has a bigger Alabama Blacksnake than Jesus! Death to Toby Keith and the F-150!"

The True Patriot Phrenologist is still compiling data.
 
2012-10-11 07:42:09 AM
One of my best friends from high school believes this shiat is real. And he was a goddamned honor student, so he's not a retard.

Well...I *used* to think he wasn't a retard...

/he's also gay and voting for Romney
//SERIOUSLY!???
 
2012-10-11 07:43:32 AM

elementalogic: [ionetheurbandaily.files.wordpress.com image 400x400]

Jihadi Twins powers activate!! Shape of, crescent!! Form of, Shahadah!!


All I know is, now I want falafel.

...

holy shiat, I haven't had falafel in MONTHS. How could I have done this atrocity!!! I know what I'm having for dinner tonight!!
 
2012-10-11 07:43:40 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: The True Patriot Phrenologist is still compiling data.


"True Patriot Phrenologist" would be an awesome band name.
 
2012-10-11 07:45:09 AM

Ambivalence: Oh for F*ck's sake why did I click on that link? I knew it was going to derp-land why did I click on it??


It's like a twenty-car pileup on I95. You *can't* help but stare at it.
 
2012-10-11 08:02:19 AM

xanadian: /he's also gay and voting for Romney


It's called masochism. He feels inwardly guilty about his sexuality and expresses it through a desire for degradation and punishment.

I think this might also explain the number of low-income Republicans - they feel guilty for their failings in life, and they don't feel they deserve any assistance from others. Therefore, they don't want anyone else getting help, either.
 
2012-10-11 08:02:56 AM

xanadian: It's like a twenty-car pileup on I95. You *can't* help but stare at it.


The guy that wrote it probably makes more than everyone in the thread so far put together.
 
2012-10-11 08:14:24 AM
Not clicking WND, but here's a close-up of Obama's wedding ring.

0.tqn.com
 
2012-10-11 08:15:30 AM

Sybarite: Not clicking WND, but here's a close-up of Obama's wedding ring.

[0.tqn.com image 450x460]


That looks like the wedding ring of a Kenyan socialist Muslim.
 
2012-10-11 08:24:03 AM

ox45tallboy: xanadian: It's like a twenty-car pileup on I95. You *can't* help but stare at it.

The guy that wrote it probably makes more than everyone in the thread so far put together.


So the pileup looks more like this:
www.driving.ca
 
2012-10-11 08:27:59 AM

themindiswatching: Look, WND, when I click on a picture to blow it up, I expect a version that's at least 2x larger, not the exact same image that's in the article.


Seriously. "Here look closer... Ha, ha."
 
2012-10-11 08:35:24 AM
So, we translate the squiggly pattern as an Islamic oath to Allah? Which you can only see in blurry photos, as the actual clear photos only show...a squiggly pattern.

Got it.

Hmmmm....Secret Mooslim or magic underwear wearing prick? Who to choose...
 
2012-10-11 08:42:14 AM

Sybarite: Not clicking WND, but here's a close-up of Obama's wedding ring.

[0.tqn.com image 450x460]


So which one of those squiggles is the Arabic for Allah again? I suppose if you squint and ignore half of the character is missing the top one looks a little like what a 3 year old half way through might draw.
Or do these experts have x-ray vision and can see an inscription on the (in)side of the ring that one typically inscribes?
 
2012-10-11 08:42:54 AM
So I tried to vote "WND is a bunch of raving nutters" in the poll, but it requires a username, or "voter ID", as it were, to vote.

Fark.
 
2012-10-11 08:43:02 AM

xanadian: One of my best friends from high school believes this shiat is real. And he was a goddamned honor student, so he's not a retard.

Well...I *used* to think he wasn't a retard...

/he's also gay and voting for Romney
//SERIOUSLY!???


Wow. That's some dissonance right there.

ox45tallboy: The guy that wrote it probably makes more than everyone in the thread so far put together.


Nah. WorldNetDaily might make bundles of cash, but they don't need to pay their writers much.
 
2012-10-11 08:43:05 AM
Obama also wears a hidden matching necklace:

cdn101.iofferphoto.com
 
2012-10-11 08:48:09 AM
Extreme closeup: 

j.wigflip.com
 
2012-10-11 08:48:34 AM

SecretAgentWoman: So, we translate the squiggly pattern as an Islamic oath to Allah?


No, they're snakes. As in, Obama is a lawyer, and lawyers are snakes.

/you knew we was snakes
 
2012-10-11 08:52:25 AM
Tell me again how WND isn't a tabloid?
 
2012-10-11 08:53:08 AM

Sybarite: Not clicking WND, but here's a close-up of Obama's wedding ring.

[0.tqn.com image 450x460]


Thanks for that. WingNut Daily only included some blurry and pixelated ones that if you squinted just right, looked like a squiggle that your average teabagger might think looks like Arabic writing. I was actually curious about the design; looks like some jeweler just made some squiggly patterns.
 
2012-10-11 08:53:15 AM
Whoa, Chuck Norris wasn't joking when he said we were in for 1000 years of darkness!
 
2012-10-11 08:53:59 AM

Diogenes: Tell me again how WND isn't a tabloid?


Tabloids have standards. Their crap is at least remotely plausible.
 
2012-10-11 08:57:11 AM
The poll at the bottom of the page is actually genuinely amusing.
 
2012-10-11 08:59:41 AM

ox45tallboy: Their crap is at least remotely plausible.


I mean the tabloids, not WingNut Daily.
 
2012-10-11 09:00:47 AM

ox45tallboy: JerseyTim: Game changer. Biden will have to answer for this at tonight's debate.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 485x364]
"Really, Paul? I didn't know that. So where did you learn to read Arabic?"


Probably at the same place where he learned how to time marathons. And apparently he did equally well in both.
 
2012-10-11 09:04:30 AM

Sybarite: Not clicking WND, but here's a close-up of Obama's wedding ring.

[0.tqn.com image 450x460]


YOU FOOLS! CAN'T YOU SEE?!?! LOOK AT THE DESIGNS IN THE IMAGE BELOW!

i218.photobucket.com

Obama has solved the riddle of steel and seeks to usurp the throne of Crom!
 
2012-10-11 09:17:54 AM

elementalogic: [ionetheurbandaily.files.wordpress.com image 400x400]

Jihadi Twins powers activate!! Shape of, crescent!! Form of, Shahadah!! 


Whatever happened to terrorist fist bump lady?
 
2012-10-11 09:18:14 AM
chawedrosin.files.wordpress.com

/Hot like the fires of Mount Doom.

Meh, we were done in two here. Just filling in the cracks with obligatory pics now.
 
2012-10-11 09:18:19 AM

xanadian: One of my best friends from high school believes this shiat is real. And he was a goddamned honor student, so he's not a retard.

Well...I *used* to think he wasn't a retard...

/he's also gay and voting for Romney
//SERIOUSLY!???


No, he's a retard. He probably studies hard though.
 
2012-10-11 09:19:05 AM
I had my wedding ring look like the Lord or the Rings ring so I am apparently a hobbit.

/I said "ring' three times
 
2012-10-11 09:19:16 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-11 09:19:17 AM

whistleridge: Probably at the same place where he learned how to time marathons. And apparently he did equally well in both.


www.inquisitr.com
"Hey, Paul, check out your watch, there."

a57.foxnews.com
"Yeah, Joe, what about it?"

graphics.latimes.com
"I couldn't help noticing that it reads in Arabic numbers."

c498390.r90.cf2.rackcdn.com
"...."

images.politico.com
 
2012-10-11 09:19:58 AM
that's my wireless routers name!

i451.photobucket.com

Obama's stealing my intertubes!
 
2012-10-11 09:20:42 AM

PainInTheASP: Sybarite: Not clicking WND, but here's a close-up of Obama's wedding ring.

[0.tqn.com image 450x460]

YOU FOOLS! CAN'T YOU SEE?!?! LOOK AT THE DESIGNS IN THE IMAGE BELOW!

[i218.photobucket.com image 422x615]

Obama has solved the riddle of steel and seeks to usurp the throne of Crom!


So what's your point? Colin Powell has a matching necklace?
 
2012-10-11 09:22:24 AM

Sybarite: Not clicking WND, but here's a close-up of Obama's wedding ring.

[0.tqn.com image 450x460]


It's all squiggles. That could be Arabic for ANYTHING!

... that's seriously the logic. "Those squiggles totally look like these Arabic letlters that don't look anything like them!"
 
2012-10-11 09:23:09 AM

ox45tallboy: whistleridge: Probably at the same place where he learned how to time marathons. And apparently he did equally well in both.

[www.inquisitr.com image 500x334]
"Hey, Paul, check out your watch, there."

[a57.foxnews.com image 500x301]
"Yeah, Joe, what about it?"

[graphics.latimes.com image 500x337]
"I couldn't help noticing that it reads in Arabic numbers."

[c498390.r90.cf2.rackcdn.com image 500x281]
"...."

[images.politico.com image 500x273]


Awesome.
 
2012-10-11 09:23:20 AM
www.wnd.com
This is important. This means something.....
 
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