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2012-10-11 11:40:36 AM
It's never free you always pay some how
 
2012-10-11 11:43:44 AM
Those three were kind of dicks . . .
 
2012-10-11 11:43:46 AM

Cheron: It's never free you always pay some how


Tequila
 
2012-10-11 11:49:58 AM

blatz514: Cheron: It's never free you always pay some how

Tequila


Vodak for me, please. We don't want to reenact the Great Tequila Incident of Cinco de Mayo 2010.
 
2012-10-11 11:51:10 AM
Free pussy? Naw. Last time it burned when I pee'd
 
2012-10-11 11:51:33 AM
Free? Free?

All I can say is I want a refund.
 
2012-10-11 11:52:29 AM

kiwimoogle84: blatz514: Cheron: It's never free you always pay some how

Tequila

Vodak for me, please. We don't want to reenact the Great Tequila Incident of Cinco de Mayo 2010.


The cops are still sifting through the debris.
 
2012-10-11 11:53:48 AM
It's not justice until you imprison the priests.
 
2012-10-11 11:55:45 AM
One in the pink, two still in the stink.
 
2012-10-11 11:55:46 AM
Who pays for a cat?
 
2012-10-11 11:56:02 AM
Nadezhda Tolokonnikova should be freed for obvious reasons.
 
2012-10-11 11:56:28 AM

kiwimoogle84: blatz514: Cheron: It's never free you always pay some how

Tequila

Vodak for me, please. We don't want to reenact the Great Tequila Incident of Cinco de Mayo 2010.


Yeah but where do you got the free booze?
 
2012-10-11 11:58:57 AM

traylor: kiwimoogle84: blatz514: Cheron: It's never free you always pay some how

Tequila

Vodak for me, please. We don't want to reenact the Great Tequila Incident of Cinco de Mayo 2010.

Yeah but where do you got the free booze?


...I buy my own?

And CygnusDarius, it was the only three day hangover I have ever had. Tequila and I get along about as well as Ken Shamrock and Tito Ortiz.
 
2012-10-11 11:59:07 AM
"Samutsevich, Maria Alyokhina, 24, and Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, 22, were found guilty of "hooliganism motivated by religious hatred".

The most ironic thing about all this would be the fact that Putin and his "comrades" in the Communist Party that ran the Soviet Union (and to a degree still do) used many Russian Orthodox churches as warehouses for years. The Communist defiled the Russian Orthodox Church a 10,000x more than anything these women could have possibly done, yet Putin gets a hand job from the church and two of the women are now heading to Siberia...where all good enemies of the state go in the Soviet Union of course.

I anxiously await the day the Chechens get hold of a nuclear weapon and blow it up between Putin's knees.
 
2012-10-11 12:04:55 PM
eyebleach...kittehs!
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-11 12:10:30 PM
I will not rest until they release the hot one.
 
2012-10-11 12:38:22 PM

hankhorsey: I will not rest until they I get to release deep inside the hot one.


FTFY or uh... M
 
2012-10-11 01:02:09 PM

kiwimoogle84: traylor: kiwimoogle84: blatz514: Cheron: It's never free you always pay some how

Tequila

Vodak for me, please. We don't want to reenact the Great Tequila Incident of Cinco de Mayo 2010.

Yeah but where do you got the free booze?

...I buy my own?

And CygnusDarius, it was the only three day hangover I have ever had. Tequila and I get along about as well as Ken Shamrock and Tito Ortiz.


The week before we got deployed to Egypt (october 2001) was the first and last time I ever danced with Tequilla. Getting that drunk energy and feeling like I wanted to run... i only managed to make it about every 4th house before I had to stop and water their bushes. I have no memory of getting back to the party at my friends house, or getting home.

/lots of memories of being sick the next couple days
//i know, i know. cool story bro.
 
2012-10-11 01:28:25 PM

Boeheimian Rhapsody: kiwimoogle84: traylor: kiwimoogle84: blatz514: Cheron: It's never free you always pay some how

Tequila

Vodak for me, please. We don't want to reenact the Great Tequila Incident of Cinco de Mayo 2010.

Yeah but where do you got the free booze?

...I buy my own?

And CygnusDarius, it was the only three day hangover I have ever had. Tequila and I get along about as well as Ken Shamrock and Tito Ortiz.

The week before we got deployed to Egypt (october 2001) was the first and last time I ever danced with Tequilla. Getting that drunk energy and feeling like I wanted to run... i only managed to make it about every 4th house before I had to stop and water their bushes. I have no memory of getting back to the party at my friends house, or getting home.

/lots of memories of being sick the next couple days
//i know, i know. cool story bro.


Glad I'm not alone. Every tequila smells like stale cigarettes and absent father figures to me.
 
2012-10-11 01:33:22 PM
If I did what they did I'd be arrested and jailed without a thought and rightly so.

But wait - they're artists (well they say they are), let them go!
 
2012-10-11 01:50:42 PM

kiwimoogle84: Boeheimian Rhapsody: kiwimoogle84: traylor: kiwimoogle84: blatz514: Cheron: It's never free you always pay some how

Tequila

Vodak for me, please. We don't want to reenact the Great Tequila Incident of Cinco de Mayo 2010.

Yeah but where do you got the free booze?

...I buy my own?

And CygnusDarius, it was the only three day hangover I have ever had. Tequila and I get along about as well as Ken Shamrock and Tito Ortiz.

The week before we got deployed to Egypt (october 2001) was the first and last time I ever danced with Tequilla. Getting that drunk energy and feeling like I wanted to run... i only managed to make it about every 4th house before I had to stop and water their bushes. I have no memory of getting back to the party at my friends house, or getting home.

/lots of memories of being sick the next couple days
//i know, i know. cool story bro.

Glad I'm not alone. Every tequila smells like stale cigarettes and absent father figures to me.


I am a happy and funny person, when I drink anything, but Tequila even more so. The one and only time I drank Tequila was in Tijuana, Mexico right after basic training. We were drinking in some shack of a bar, because it featured live shows of an adult nature with opportunity to purchase private entertainment. As the night went on I felt myself becoming competitive, aggressive and irritated at the littlest of things which is a complete opposite of my personality. We had been passing a bottle between the five of us and shortly after I swallowed the worm a local bumped the chair I had been leaning back in knocking me to the floor. I jumped up grabbed this guy and shoved him through the outside wall though I was aiming for the window. Once out in the street I began to beat on him without mercy, but thankfully I was with a good group of guys who grabbed me and got me in the car for a quick run back across the border. I never had a hangover, but back in those days I never got a hangover no matter how much I drank, I was 25 before I had my first one.
 
2012-10-11 01:57:23 PM

Profedius: kiwimoogle84: Boeheimian Rhapsody: kiwimoogle84: traylor: kiwimoogle84: blatz514: Cheron: It's never free you always pay some how

Tequila

Vodak for me, please. We don't want to reenact the Great Tequila Incident of Cinco de Mayo 2010.

Yeah but where do you got the free booze?

...I buy my own?

And CygnusDarius, it was the only three day hangover I have ever had. Tequila and I get along about as well as Ken Shamrock and Tito Ortiz.

The week before we got deployed to Egypt (october 2001) was the first and last time I ever danced with Tequilla. Getting that drunk energy and feeling like I wanted to run... i only managed to make it about every 4th house before I had to stop and water their bushes. I have no memory of getting back to the party at my friends house, or getting home.

/lots of memories of being sick the next couple days
//i know, i know. cool story bro.

Glad I'm not alone. Every tequila smells like stale cigarettes and absent father figures to me.

I am a happy and funny person, when I drink anything, but Tequila even more so. The one and only time I drank Tequila was in Tijuana, Mexico right after basic training. We were drinking in some shack of a bar, because it featured live shows of an adult nature with opportunity to purchase private entertainment. As the night went on I felt myself becoming competitive, aggressive and irritated at the littlest of things which is a complete opposite of my personality. We had been passing a bottle between the five of us and shortly after I swallowed the worm a local bumped the chair I had been leaning back in knocking me to the floor. I jumped up grabbed this guy and shoved him through the outside wall though I was aiming for the window. Once out in the street I began to beat on him without mercy, but thankfully I was with a good group of guys who grabbed me and got me in the car for a quick run back across the border. I never had a hangover, but back in those days I never got a hangover no matter how much I drank, I was 25 before I had my first one.


I've updated your Farkie to say "parties like a rockstar" FYI
 
2012-10-11 02:06:01 PM
Pussy! Pussy! Pussy!

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-11 02:57:16 PM

lunkhed: If I did what they did I'd be arrested and jailed without a thought and rightly so.

But wait - they're artists (well they say they are), let them go!


Like you have balls to do what they did
 
2012-10-11 03:21:13 PM
Her boyfriend couldn't wait to get her home before death gripping her boobs?
 
2012-10-11 04:00:39 PM

kiwimoogle84: Profedius: kiwimoogle84: Boeheimian Rhapsody: kiwimoogle84: traylor: kiwimoogle84: blatz514: Cheron: It's never free you always pay some how

Tequila

Vodak for me, please. We don't want to reenact the Great Tequila Incident of Cinco de Mayo 2010.

Yeah but where do you got the free booze?

...I buy my own?

And CygnusDarius, it was the only three day hangover I have ever had. Tequila and I get along about as well as Ken Shamrock and Tito Ortiz.

The week before we got deployed to Egypt (october 2001) was the first and last time I ever danced with Tequilla. Getting that drunk energy and feeling like I wanted to run... i only managed to make it about every 4th house before I had to stop and water their bushes. I have no memory of getting back to the party at my friends house, or getting home.

/lots of memories of being sick the next couple days
//i know, i know. cool story bro.

Glad I'm not alone. Every tequila smells like stale cigarettes and absent father figures to me.

I am a happy and funny person, when I drink anything, but Tequila even more so. The one and only time I drank Tequila was in Tijuana, Mexico right after basic training. We were drinking in some shack of a bar, because it featured live shows of an adult nature with opportunity to purchase private entertainment. As the night went on I felt myself becoming competitive, aggressive and irritated at the littlest of things which is a complete opposite of my personality. We had been passing a bottle between the five of us and shortly after I swallowed the worm a local bumped the chair I had been leaning back in knocking me to the floor. I jumped up grabbed this guy and shoved him through the outside wall though I was aiming for the window. Once out in the street I began to beat on him without mercy, but thankfully I was with a good group of guys who grabbed me and got me in the car for a quick run back across the border. I never had a hangover, but back in those days I never got a hangover no matter how ...


Not as much anymore, but what the Hades let us run with it.
 
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