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(WRCB)   "She done some pictures at our wedding, and then she started doing tattoos," gets your attention, the marijuana leaf and rebel flag seal the deal. "It hurts all the way up to my groin"   (wrcbtv.com) divider line 51
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2012-10-11 10:45:58 AM
"It hurts all the way up into mah groin"
 
2012-10-11 10:50:41 AM
Yeah, discount tattooing sounds like a great idea. Two possible outcomes: a shiatty tattoo or picking up some disease. Looks like she was selling both
 
2012-10-11 11:26:59 AM
Paging Darwin...

Paging Charles Darwin...

Please pick up the white phone.
 
2012-10-11 11:28:01 AM
Big government regulations OUT of small business!
 
2012-10-11 11:29:56 AM
Most peope who get tattoos are losers anyway. No big loss to society if somethng happens to them.
 
2012-10-11 11:30:26 AM
Raven Smith says at least a dozen people have showed up with infections and stories about the same woman


So apparently the language in the headline is considered proper English for this part of the country.
 
2012-10-11 11:31:12 AM

MagicBus: Raven Smith says at least a dozen people have showed up with infections and stories about the same woman


So apparently the language in the headline is considered proper English for this part of the country.


Purdy much.. yup.
 
2012-10-11 11:31:24 AM
Not very knowledgeable about ink, but that pic looks like it was done with Sharpies or Marks-a-Lots.
 
2012-10-11 11:32:35 AM
Classy tat. Hope it heals well.
So he can add a crack pipe.
 
2012-10-11 11:32:36 AM
Wow, I wonder if I could get a better photo, I want a tat THAT cool...what a rebel!

There are some things in life it just does not pay to cut corners on. I'm no expert, but I'd say body modification is right up there.

Would you go to a Dr. that advertises "Discount Heart Surgery, all procedures up to 40% off!"

But people go to get Lasik from the cheapest provider...my eyes? Think not....
 
2012-10-11 11:33:00 AM
You never really want to bargain hunt for a tattoo.

I also tend to avoid clearance sales on meat.
 
2012-10-11 11:35:02 AM

illegal.tender: Big government regulations OUT of small business!


Nothing forced these idiots to get a discount tattoo.
 
2012-10-11 11:39:36 AM
Idiots tattooing idiots that were referred by idiots that got married?
USA! USA! USA!
 
2012-10-11 11:42:15 AM
Discount Anal Tattoo would be a good band name.
 
2012-10-11 11:42:20 AM
You get the best tattoos in jail...
 
2012-10-11 11:46:11 AM

Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: Most peope who get tattoos are losers anyway. No big loss to society if somethng happens to them.


Obvious troll is obvious. 0/10.
 
2012-10-11 11:46:12 AM
Doing a tattoo so deep it goes into the muscle? Sounds like she hates men. Bet she`s fat.
 
2012-10-11 11:47:07 AM
There's just some things that you don't go to a bargain basement for; those being: surgery, dentistry, hospitals, vision correction and tattoos. If you do; you are just asking for something to go wrong.

/ there are other things you don't want to scrimp on; just too lazy to write them
 
2012-10-11 11:48:33 AM

dj_bigbird: illegal.tender: Big government regulations OUT of small business!

Nothing forced these idiots to get a discount tattoo.


What if it wasn`t discounted and he still got an infection? Would that change your stance or does the discounting not count? Would it then be "nobody forced these idiots to get a tattoo"? where does it end? I sell you a brick in a box on ebay instead of a laptop and it`s your fault?

Your logic is bad and you should feel bad
 
2012-10-11 11:49:43 AM

Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: Most peope who get tattoos are losers anyway. No big loss to society if somethng happens to them.


You know who else looked down on most people with tattoo?

images.townnews.com
 
2012-10-11 11:50:59 AM

iheartscotch: There's just some things that you don't go to a bargain basement for; those being: surgery, dentistry, hospitals, vision correction and tattoos. If you do; you are just asking for something to go wrong.

/ there are other things you don't want to scrimp on; just too lazy to write them


But what if you're Jewish?
You want to shop around for a good Mohel.
 
2012-10-11 11:52:04 AM
and these are the people who are ADAMANTLY against Obamacare. I'm sure they'd be covered for this.
 
2012-10-11 11:53:32 AM
If your tattoo "artist" makes house calls, run far, far away.
 
2012-10-11 11:54:28 AM

vudukungfu: iheartscotch: There's just some things that you don't go to a bargain basement for; those being: surgery, dentistry, hospitals, vision correction and tattoos. If you do; you are just asking for something to go wrong.

/ there are other things you don't want to scrimp on; just too lazy to write them

But what if you're Jewish?
You want to shop around for a good Mohel.


You should definetly go to the mohel that offers to take 40% off.
 
2012-10-11 11:54:43 AM
"Raven Smith says at least a dozen people have showed up with infections and stories about the same woman, who can be seen here working on a client in her kitchen. "

What a blockhead.
 
2012-10-11 11:55:14 AM

mootmah: Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: Most peope who get tattoos are losers anyway. No big loss to society if somethng happens to them.

You know who else looked down on most people with tattoo?


4.bp.blogspot.com

Wat?
 
2012-10-11 11:57:42 AM
"It hurts all the way up into my groin," Harris says.

"But thanks to recent advances in stem cell research and the fine work of Doctors Krinski and Altschuler, Harris should regain full reproductive function."

Harris: "Get your hands off my junk!"
 
2012-10-11 11:57:51 AM
I like the fact that Raven Smith gets no introduction whatsoever. Could be a random passerby, could be the sheriff, could be WRCB's cleaning lady. OK, with a little common sense she's probably the manager, owner, or an employee of the tattoo studio mentioned in the following sentence, but still...

It couldn't be much more obvious that they're simply pasting subtitles from their TV segments (without the onscreen captioning) as "news articles" to save money.
 
2012-10-11 12:01:38 PM

HotWingConspiracy: You never really want to bargain hunt for a tattoo.

I also tend to avoid clearance sales on meat.


Oh, you mean like the Dollar Store steak that I saw the other day? Hopefully it comes with it's own stomach pump.
 
2012-10-11 12:02:19 PM

fasdissent: HotWingConspiracy: You never really want to bargain hunt for a tattoo.

I also tend to avoid clearance sales on meat.

Oh, you mean like the Dollar Store steak that I saw the other day? Hopefully it comes with it's own stomach pump.


HORK
 
2012-10-11 12:03:49 PM
Too bad it wasn't a head or neck tat.
 
2012-10-11 12:10:25 PM

HotWingConspiracy: You never really want to bargain hunt for a tattoo.

I also tend to avoid clearance sales on meat.


Both sage pieces of wisdom
 
2012-10-11 12:19:07 PM

fasdissent: HotWingConspiracy: You never really want to bargain hunt for a tattoo.

I also tend to avoid clearance sales on meat.

Oh, you mean like the Dollar Store steak that I saw the other day? Hopefully it comes with it's own stomach pump.


Picked up a huge rack of spare ribs at the store yesterday. Regular $12.95, on sale for $7.85. It was marked sell by 10/11. Same on Angus ground beef $4.50 down to $2.60.
Threw that in the freezer, party on Saturday.
It's at a grocery store in a more upscale neighborhood. More vegetarians and snobs that won't buy something if it's a few days from expiration so they have to mark it down.


CSB
 
2012-10-11 12:19:16 PM
Sailors, Hookers and Felons. Thats who tattoos are for.
 
2012-10-11 12:20:04 PM
Reminds me of this class act:

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net


Link
 
2012-10-11 12:24:29 PM
For Michael Harris, $20 for a tattoo seemed like a steal. Harris says the artist even came to his home.

Colossal dumbass alert.
 
2012-10-11 12:25:49 PM
Save it in a Ziploc bag. Get tatts done right, or forget it.
 
2012-10-11 12:39:32 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: If your tattoo "artist" makes house calls, run far, far away.


I actually got a tattoo several years ago by an artist (who had a 4-yr art degree) in my living room. He used all sterile products, made it a point to clearly show that everything came from unopened/sealed packages and containers. Not a problem at all and tattoos still look great to this day. It's all in whom you choose and your own common sense as to the quality of results. When an artist takes nearly two hours to make sure the templates are lined up correctly and are symmetrical, then apparently they take pride in their work. Again, it's all in the patron's common sense.
 
2012-10-11 12:45:50 PM

gweilo8888: I like the fact that Raven Smith gets no introduction whatsoever. Could be a random passerby, could be the sheriff, could be WRCB's cleaning lady. OK, with a little common sense she's probably the manager, owner, or an employee of the tattoo studio mentioned in the following sentence, but still...

It couldn't be much more obvious that they're simply pasting subtitles from their TV segments (without the onscreen captioning) as "news articles" to save money.


It makes slightly more sense when taken in the context of being a video transcript. I like that the "...at least a dozen people have showed up with infections and stories..." line was transcribed as spoken by the reporter.

Also, TV station needs to hire an audio engineer. You can hear the background chatting from their b-roll footage on the right channel mixed in with the audio of the news segment.
 
2012-10-11 12:45:51 PM
Walker County, GA...where I was raised the first 25 years of my life. Glad I live in Indy now. Also glad I don't have any flesh-eating tattoos.
 
2012-10-11 12:49:09 PM

dready zim: dj_bigbird: illegal.tender: Big government regulations OUT of small business!

Nothing forced these idiots to get a discount tattoo.

What if it wasn`t discounted and he still got an infection? Would that change your stance or does the discounting not count? Would it then be "nobody forced these idiots to get a tattoo"? where does it end? I sell you a brick in a box on ebay instead of a laptop and it`s your fault?

Your logic is bad and you should feel bad


Brick in a box would be fraud.

But if you get a tattoo from someone who doesn't have their act together (clean/sealed needles, etc. etc.) you're on your own. I have no sympathy for the idiots that got ink from this person.
 
2012-10-11 12:52:18 PM

Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: Most peope who get tattoos are losers anyway. No big loss to society if somethng happens to them.


did a tattooed meanie pee in your cheerios once in school? cause your tears taste delicious.

thatsonpoint.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-11 01:07:01 PM

HotWingConspiracy: You never really want to bargain hunt for a tattoo.

I also tend to avoid clearance sales on meat.


Prostitution is another realm where bargain hunting usually does not pay.
 
2012-10-11 01:08:12 PM
Every year for about 5 years a brother-in-law of my good friend gave tattoos at a picnic table at a folk festival. He has little paper packets of sterilized equipment from an autoclave and did nice work. Only did them during the day, never to anyone who was too drunk or too high. I never got one, don't have any. But it was a low risk situation, and getting it done in your home sounds convenient. Renting a shop does not guarantee any level of competence or security. Licenses are no assurance of compliance. Just one more case of keeping your eyes open and using common sense. That said, I don't know many people who are glad they got their tattoo of any kind after twenty years or so of living with it. For example:

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2012-10-11 01:12:49 PM

theewhiterhino: For example:

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Good lord. He even has the douchebag chin strap.

/dated one of those once, it didn't end well
//in my scant defense, he was native american and didn't grow facial hair very well
 
2012-10-11 01:20:52 PM

Pinner: It's at a grocery store in a more upscale neighborhood. More vegetarians and snobs that won't buy something if it's a few days from expiration so they have to mark it down.


I lived in a student ghetto in grad school and no one would buy the more expensive beef at the local market. As a result, every week the discount section of the meat case would be full of porterhouse steaks that had a sell by scheduled for the next day or two. I'd buy them all and pop them in the freezer. I ate more steak back when I was a poor grad student than ever before or since.
 
2012-10-11 01:26:24 PM

dj_bigbird: illegal.tender: Big government regulations OUT of small business!

Nothing forced these idiots to get a discount tattoo.


Well, apart from the fact that you have to be an idiot to get tattooed, as a whole the country lost productivity. Really, man, the laws are there to protect the weak and stupid. Make up your mind: we all agree that there are weak and stupid people. Should we a) treat them like humans and try to help them so their stupid decision making doesn't affect the country's health and productivity or b) kill them all.

Because you can't fix stupid, and most of the time you can't fix weak.
 
2012-10-11 01:27:37 PM

Fear the Clam: Pinner: It's at a grocery store in a more upscale neighborhood. More vegetarians and snobs that won't buy something if it's a few days from expiration so they have to mark it down.

I lived in a student ghetto in grad school and no one would buy the more expensive beef at the local market. As a result, every week the discount section of the meat case would be full of porterhouse steaks that had a sell by scheduled for the next day or two. I'd buy them all and pop them in the freezer. I ate more steak back when I was a poor grad student than ever before or since.


A freezer? What the hell is that?
 
2012-10-11 02:00:01 PM

meat0918: Paging Darwin...

Paging Charles Darwin...

Please pick up the white phone.


No, the white phone
 
2012-10-11 02:14:33 PM

Fear the Clam: I lived in a student ghetto in grad school and no one would buy the more expensive beef at the local market. As a result, every week the discount section of the meat case would be full of porterhouse steaks that had a sell by scheduled for the next day or two. I'd buy them all and pop them in the freezer. I ate more steak back when I was a poor grad student than ever before or since.


I worked in a local market near a grad school, and this kid came in one day looking for bargains. I could tell from his cheap clothes and the way his eyes nervously darted towards discount signs that he was broke, and jonesing for something more substantial than ramen noodles. I got out the special box I keep handy for kids like that, everything all labeled up with the discount stickers already, and threw some in the chiller. He bought the lot, and was back for more the next week, and the week after. I knew I had him hooked. Every week after that, just like clockwork, he'd appear with those nervous squirrel eyes, and every week I'd empty my special box into the chiller. I sold more cat back when that poor grad student was around than ever before or since.
 
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