Bathia_Mapes: libranoelrose: Who does their laundry in the kitchen?Someone who has washer/dryer hookups there. Some friends of ours live in an apartment complex that has a washer & dryer in each apartment. While they're not directly in the kitchen they're in an alcove right across from the kitchen.
Theory Of Null: libranoelrose: Who does their laundry in the kitchen?My laundry room is right next to my kitchen. One time I was so out of it I put my socks in the dishwasher.
funktilious_j: I would like a device that alerts the other people in my house that the kitchen is a fuc*ing mess. Perhaps the alert could be a cock/vag punch.Because their eyes clearly don't see it. Tired of doing all the dishes, everyday.
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Atomic Spunk: I'd like to see a device that jacks me off while simultaneously massaging my prostate gland. This would be an amazing tool to have when I want to glaze some donuts.
Birnone: I'd like a 3d baker, it's like a 3d printer except it bakes instead of prints. Since this is hi tech the way it would work is websites that host recipes would have a QR code thingy that you can scan with your phone. This sends to the 3d baker the instructions on how to bake that particular tasty treat. You can even control when it bakes it with your phone. It'll be like calling in an order to a bakery, except it's in your kitchen. All you have to do is top off the ingredients to the reservoirs(sugar/flour/chocolate, etc) every once in a while.
libranoelrose: Who does their laundry in the kitchen?
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: An egg gun would be nice. Just drop an egg in and pull the trigger, it comes out into the pan whole or scrambled, no shell bits.
The Southern Dandy: An oven that can cook as fast or faster than a microwave, but will crisp and not make breads and crusts rubbery.
illannoyin: farkingismybusiness: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x463][www.techi.com image 600x321][thesportspin.com image 360x240]Winnar.And also this...NSFW Link/Ok, so that second one is not really for the kitchen//Or, is it?
No_47: optikeye: gunsmack: You know how you set the coffeemaker can be programmed to have a steaming hot cup ready at 6 am? I'm working on a cast iron pan version that will will do the same with 2 eggs scrambled with sharp cheddar, quarter pound of bacon and hash browns. I'll be a millionaire in about 5 minutes[www.eggandmuffintoaster.net image 500x398]I followed that picture to this:http://www.amazon.com/Nostalgia-Electrics-BSET100CR-Breakfast-Statio n/ dp/B008JC8Q9I/ref=pd_sim_k_7I'm gettin' one. That's all there is to it.
A GE Profile Advantium Oven bakes, grills, and roasts up to 8 times faster than a conventional oven - with no preheating! And it's also a fully-functioning microwave oven.Advantium technology harnesses the power of light. The outside of the food is cooked like a conventional oven, with radiant heat produced by halogen bulbs above and below the food. This halogen-produced heat receives a boost of microwave energy. The result? Foods brown and cook evenly and fast, while retaining their natural moisture.
Bathia_Mapes: The Southern Dandy: An oven that can cook as fast or faster than a microwave, but will crisp and not make breads and crusts rubbery.convection ovenconvection microwave
DigitalCoffee: Announcer: Yes, folks... Moderna Designs present the latest in kitchen luxury. The Moderna Wonder Major All Automatic Convenience Center-ette gives you all the time in the world to do the things you really want to do... An infrared freezer-oven complex that can make you a meal from packet to plate in 15 1/2 seconds.Kevin's Mother: Morrisons have got one that can do that in eight seconds.Kevin's Father: Oh?Kevin's Mother: Block of ice to Beef Bourguignon in eight seconds. Lucky things.
jtown: A frozen pot pie takes two or three minutes in the microwave and about 45-50 minutes in a convection oven. (But the flaky crust is worth the wait.)
gunsmack: ami5000: gunsmack: You know how you set the coffeemaker can be programmed to have a steaming hot cup ready at 6 am? I'm working on a cast iron pan version that will will do the same with 2 eggs scrambled with sharp cheddar, quarter pound of bacon and hash browns. I'll be a millionaire in about 5 minutes.Just set your George Foreman grill on your bed, wake up early, turn it on, go back to sleep, and wake up to bacon.You're completely missing the point. I need hash browns too.
Bathia_Mapes: The Southern Dandy: An oven that can cook as fast or faster than a microwave, but will crisp and not make breads and crusts rubbery.convection oven
God's Bathroom Floor:
quietwalker: I can't think of anything funny, so here's a real one:Self-aware microwaves and stoves, along with self-identifying food.I'm not trying to be funny - this is something we could do today.You can put scanners on anything now, easily, rfid/barcode/qcode/whatever. A (laser?)thermometer too. So you tag the food with the info needed to cook it. Not like "Insert gas station burrito into microwave for 1 minute if you like it icy in the middle, or 2 minutes if you want it to burn with the heat of a thousand suns".More like something that would translate into how much energy a microwave needs to use, for how long, and in how many stages, whether to turn it over, or let it rest. So that burrito goes through a defrosting period for 2 minutes at low power, then 5 minutes at medium low to cook it (rotating once?), then 45 seconds at high to crisp the outside up. ... And this is where the self-aware part comes in.That's the timing for MY 500 watt microwave. Your 800 watt will understand it needs to change it's settings to match properly. If you let the stove scan it, it'll have different instructions for you.From here, it's just a step or two away from integrating cookbooks into the microwaves & stoves. Want to make sure your 4- or 5-course meal is ready in 30 minutes? The microwave and stove will tell you what to cook next, the order, and how to cook it - and if anything goes wrong, they know enough to put everything else on hold while you fix it.Or add networking and play a video of how to do it, while you're doing it, provided by the manufacturer or free how-to-videos with timing and sensor information for a guitar-hero-like interface. Look at currently existing online recipe sites that are now offering videos.To go on further, if your food is all tagged, you have online menus, you could actually have your appliances give you suggestions for weekly meal plan - to make sure you can still lose a few pounds or your kids are getting the ri ...
Bindyree: Ambivalence: Self cleaning microwave ovens. and self cleaning kitchen counters.This times a skillion. I'm terrible when it comes to keeping the microwave clean and usually whatever I nuke ends up making it look like a baby exploded in there.While I don't mind cleaning the counters, I usually become kind of unravelled in the process because our apartment countertop was redone sometime in the 1960s and it's got that dreadful butter yellow color with black and silver glitter bits that look like pepper flakes. I've actually managed to scrub some of them off. But not all of them, which is the maddening part.
prjindigo: I agree, but I'd like it to do hot dogs
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