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MBK [TotalFark]
2012-10-10 10:46:03 PM  
Lightsaber
 
2012-10-10 10:46:09 PM  
T.A.R.D.I.S. kitchen
 
2012-10-10 10:46:39 PM  
I was going to make a sexist joke here. Best not.
 
2012-10-10 10:46:42 PM  
I don't know, but it would be nice if the washer and dryer could text me when that sh*t is done. Minutes in laundry world are not the same amount of time as everywhere else.
 
2012-10-10 10:48:38 PM  

ami5000: I don't know, but it would be nice if the washer and dryer could text me when that sh*t is done. Minutes in laundry world are not the same amount of time as everywhere else.


My parents washer and dryer play really, really loud music when they're done. You can hear it anywhere in the house.
 
2012-10-10 10:49:00 PM  
The cock-o-matic.
 
2012-10-10 10:49:35 PM  
You know how you set the coffeemaker can be programmed to have a steaming hot cup ready at 6 am? I'm working on a cast iron pan version that will will do the same with 2 eggs scrambled with sharp cheddar, quarter pound of bacon and hash browns. I'll be a millionaire in about 5 minutes.
 
2012-10-10 10:49:35 PM  
The Blowjob Dishwasher 3000
 
2012-10-10 10:49:55 PM  

No_47: I was going to make a sexist joke here. Best not.


A house boy with a bubble butt and cooking skills would for me. He'd also clean the pool.
 
2012-10-10 10:50:14 PM  
dryerbro.com has a washing machine app.
 
2012-10-10 10:50:33 PM  

gunsmack: You know how you set the coffeemaker can be programmed to have a steaming hot cup ready at 6 am? I'm working on a cast iron pan version that will will do the same with 2 eggs scrambled with sharp cheddar, quarter pound of bacon and hash browns. I'll be a millionaire in about 5 minutes.


Just set your George Foreman grill on your bed, wake up early, turn it on, go back to sleep, and wake up to bacon.
 
2012-10-10 10:51:40 PM  
This thing Leelo Dallas Multipass pulls a chicken out of
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2012-10-10 10:52:28 PM  

gunsmack: You know how you set the coffeemaker can be programmed to have a steaming hot cup ready at 6 am? I'm working on a cast iron pan version that will will do the same with 2 eggs scrambled with sharp cheddar, quarter pound of bacon and hash browns. I'll be a millionaire in about 5 minutes


www.eggandmuffintoaster.net
 
2012-10-10 10:53:11 PM  

ami5000: gunsmack: You know how you set the coffeemaker can be programmed to have a steaming hot cup ready at 6 am? I'm working on a cast iron pan version that will will do the same with 2 eggs scrambled with sharp cheddar, quarter pound of bacon and hash browns. I'll be a millionaire in about 5 minutes.

Just set your George Foreman grill on your bed, wake up early, turn it on, go back to sleep, and wake up to bacon.


You're completely missing the point. I need hash browns too.
 
2012-10-10 10:54:09 PM  

gunsmack: You're completely missing the point. I need hash browns too.


Sometimes you have to make sacrifices.
 
2012-10-10 10:55:12 PM  

gunsmack: You're completely missing the point. I need hash browns too.


So, it would have to be able to shred and peel potatoes? This seems either brilliant or the worst idea ever.
 
2012-10-10 10:57:44 PM  

professorkowalski: gunsmack: You're completely missing the point. I need hash browns too.

So, it would have to be able to shred and peel potatoes? This seems either brilliant or the worst idea ever.


It's going to be really good at starting house fires.
 
2012-10-10 10:58:17 PM  

ami5000: I don't know, but it would be nice if the washer and dryer could text me when that sh*t is done. Minutes in laundry world are not the same amount of time as everywhere else.


If only someone would invent a timing device to measure the actual time.
 
hng
2012-10-10 10:58:48 PM  

professorkowalski: gunsmack: You're completely missing the point. I need hash browns too.

So, it would have to be able to shred and peel potatoes? This seems either brilliant or the worst idea ever.


you could just put a hash brown patty in a toaster slot.


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logistic: The Blowjob Dishwasher 3000


too bad the ami5000 doesn't wash dishes
 
2012-10-10 10:59:37 PM  

generalDisdain: If only someone would invent a timing device to measure the actual time.


You could set a timer to go off for the same amount of time as the washer says it will take and it still won't be right.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-10-10 10:59:43 PM  

Roook: This thing Leelo Dallas Multipass pulls a chicken out of
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Isn't that the same thing as in Back to the Future II
 
2012-10-10 11:01:29 PM  

ami5000: generalDisdain: If only someone would invent a timing device to measure the actual time.

You could set a timer to go off for the same amount of time as the washer says it will take and it still won't be right.


No... Start a timer/stopwatch when you start the washer, and when it is done, write down the actual time it takes. :D 
My washer's 28 minute 'express' cycle takes 54 minutes.
 
2012-10-10 11:02:20 PM  

professorkowalski: So, it would have to be able to shred and peel potatoes?


Frozen hash brown are superior to making them from raw potatoes, they've been par-boiled and some starch is removed and replaced (sprayed) on the surface. If you've made hash browns from scratch, while ecomonical, is a bit of pain. And most of the time you end up with gummy hashbrown because the surface starch is 'wet' and they stick and just a PITA. (you can soak them--dry them and fry them but that's a PITA too compaired to a bag of frozen hashbrown that have all that stuff done).

Oh yes, I've done it both ways and still frozen is better as a product. IMHO.
 
2012-10-10 11:03:16 PM  

generalDisdain: No... Start a timer/stopwatch when you start the washer, and when it is done, write down the actual time it takes. :D 
My washer's 28 minute 'express' cycle takes 54 minutes.


YOUR IDEAS ARE TERRIBLE AND I HATE YOU. but thanks that's a good idea and I will have to remember that.
 
2012-10-10 11:03:21 PM  
Self cleaning microwave ovens. and self cleaning kitchen counters.
 
2012-10-10 11:09:56 PM  

ami5000: YOUR IDEAS ARE TERRIBLE AND I HATE YOU


\o/ When I used to use a laundromat, I would set my phone timer, go outside and smoke until the laundry was done.
The people there looked at me like I was some sort of laundry Nostradamus. LOL
 
2012-10-10 11:16:22 PM  

generalDisdain: \o/ When I used to use a laundromat, I would set my phone timer, go outside and smoke until the laundry was done.
The people there looked at me like I was some sort of laundry Nostradamus. LOL



We had people at our college laundromat (Sometimes college kids other-times older people). That would charge 5 bucks to xfer your stuff to dryer and fold stuff and put them in your baskets. They'd put little 'tent' paper things on your washer..(like NUMBER 12) and one in your basket. And you could leave and get all your stuff folded and dried. Back in your basket for pickup.
 
2012-10-10 11:20:27 PM  

optikeye: And you could leave and get all your stuff folded and dried. Back in your basket for pickup.


I can see how that would be cool, but I um, don't like people touching my things.
 
hng
2012-10-10 11:22:48 PM  

optikeye: And you could leave and get all your stuff folded and dried. Back in your basket for pickup.


That's called Wash & Fold.
 
2012-10-10 11:23:24 PM  

optikeye: gunsmack: You know how you set the coffeemaker can be programmed to have a steaming hot cup ready at 6 am? I'm working on a cast iron pan version that will will do the same with 2 eggs scrambled with sharp cheddar, quarter pound of bacon and hash browns. I'll be a millionaire in about 5 minutes

[www.eggandmuffintoaster.net image 500x398]


I followed that picture to this:
http://www.amazon.com/Nostalgia-Electrics-BSET100CR-Breakfast-Statio n/ dp/B008JC8Q9I/ref=pd_sim_k_7

I'm gettin' one. That's all there is to it.
 
2012-10-10 11:27:23 PM  
I would like a device that alerts the other people in my house that the kitchen is a fuc*ing mess. Perhaps the alert could be a cock/vag punch.


Because their eyes clearly don't see it. Tired of doing all the dishes, everyday.
 
2012-10-10 11:36:06 PM  
I'm not sure if anyone actually sells this, but an independent milk steaming wand (as in not attached to an espresso maker). That aeroccino, while nice, is still not quite the same thing.
 
2012-10-10 11:42:08 PM  

ami5000: I don't know, but it would be nice if the washer and dryer could text me when that sh*t is done. Minutes in laundry world are not the same amount of time as everywhere else.


Actually, a couple of days ago I saw the proof of this as it happened. Went downstairs to transfer the laundry from the washing machine to the dryer, the machine was showing 6 minutes to go. Me and my husband then proceed to take a quick look around the basement floor to kill time... we come back in what I estimate couldn't be less than 5 minutes later, and the machine display still showed 6 minutes. Another 5 minutes of showing 6 minutes left, then the machine decides to skip to 0.

That was less than normal.
 
2012-10-11 12:06:14 AM  

hng: That's called Wash & Fold.


Actually the people that did that at the place I went too..just kinda 'hung out' at the matt...and did it on their own for extra cash. They didn't seem to be employees of the place...but would be kinda like 'hawkers' to help you. Never had a problem with them tho back in the 'day'.
 
2012-10-11 12:53:15 AM  

ami5000: I don't know, but it would be nice if the washer and dryer could text me when that sh*t is done. Minutes in laundry world are not the same amount of time as everywhere else.


Something like that did exist, it still might. When I worked for a company that sold appliances, we had a special order washer/dryer that we advertised for a bit. It came with a remote timer countdown display. You could buy more of you needed. Put them around the house and the appliance would use some sort of wifi (radio?) waves to connect to the timers. Anywhere in the house, you could see where the washer / dryer was in the cycle. When it was done, the little display would buzz and flash red lights. It was pretty cool.

I don't remember what company made it or even if it's still around. I do remember it was pretty high end expensive.
 
2012-10-11 12:58:51 AM  

ami5000: I don't know, but it would be nice if the washer and dryer could text me when that sh*t is done. Minutes in laundry world are not the same amount of time as everywhere else.


Here you go

Link
 
2012-10-11 02:51:13 AM  
image.shutterstock.com
 
2012-10-11 02:52:09 AM  
Who does their laundry in the kitchen?
 
2012-10-11 02:57:28 AM  
The MakeNewspaperTasteLikeSteak5000
 
2012-10-11 02:58:07 AM  

libranoelrose: Who does their laundry in the kitchen?


Someone who has washer/dryer hookups there. Some friends of ours live in an apartment complex that has a washer & dryer in each apartment. While they're not directly in the kitchen they're in an alcove right across from the kitchen.
 
2012-10-11 03:00:28 AM  
I'd like to see a fresher developed. RIP Mitch
 
2012-10-11 03:00:48 AM  

libranoelrose: Who does their laundry in the kitchen?


My laundry room is right next to my kitchen. One time I was so out of it I put my socks in the dishwasher.
 
2012-10-11 03:03:49 AM  
Something that will safely freeze food/beverages/etc. like a microwave heats food.
 
2012-10-11 03:04:11 AM  
This would save me a shiat load of time.

/Get it done Tim and Eric!
 
2012-10-11 03:04:50 AM  
Replicator. Though I suspect that I would NEVER ask for "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot." Just on general principles ;)
 
2012-10-11 03:04:53 AM  
I want a self-cleaning stovetop. I know I'm just being lazy as fark, but I honestly can't cook a single meal without the stovetop looking like some Keebler elves had a genocidal food fight all over it.
 
2012-10-11 03:06:21 AM  
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2012-10-11 03:10:52 AM  

Ambivalence: Self cleaning microwave ovens. and self cleaning kitchen counters.


This times a skillion. I'm terrible when it comes to keeping the microwave clean and usually whatever I nuke ends up making it look like a baby exploded in there.

While I don't mind cleaning the counters, I usually become kind of unravelled in the process because our apartment countertop was redone sometime in the 1960s and it's got that dreadful butter yellow color with black and silver glitter bits that look like pepper flakes. I've actually managed to scrub some of them off. But not all of them, which is the maddening part.
 
2012-10-11 03:11:15 AM  
I'd like a 3d baker, it's like a 3d printer except it bakes instead of prints. Since this is hi tech the way it would work is websites that host recipes would have a QR code thingy that you can scan with your phone. This sends to the 3d baker the instructions on how to bake that particular tasty treat. You can even control when it bakes it with your phone. It'll be like calling in an order to a bakery, except it's in your kitchen. All you have to do is top off the ingredients to the reservoirs(sugar/flour/chocolate, etc) every once in a while.
 
2012-10-11 03:11:53 AM  

No_47: optikeye: gunsmack: You know how you set the coffeemaker can be programmed to have a steaming hot cup ready at 6 am? I'm working on a cast iron pan version that will will do the same with 2 eggs scrambled with sharp cheddar, quarter pound of bacon and hash browns. I'll be a millionaire in about 5 minutes

[www.eggandmuffintoaster.net image 500x398]

I followed that picture to this:
http://www.amazon.com/Nostalgia-Electrics-BSET100CR-Breakfast-Statio n/ dp/B008JC8Q9I/ref=pd_sim_k_7

I'm gettin' one. That's all there is to it.


see what you mean

all it needs is a BJ attachment and you're well on the way to replacing yr SO.
 
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