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(The Sun)   Dear Deidre: My girlfriend thinks I'm gay. What should I do?   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 138
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2012-10-10 09:35:08 PM
Ask for a threeway with her hottest female friend so you can test it once and for all?
 
2012-10-10 09:35:21 PM
fark her brother?
 
2012-10-10 09:39:24 PM
Why does she think that?
 
2012-10-10 09:40:10 PM
KHITBASH applies here, right?
 
2012-10-10 09:45:08 PM
I guess the balls in her court?
 
2012-10-10 10:07:23 PM
swallow before you kiss her.
 
2012-10-10 10:19:32 PM
Stick it in her pooper.

Erm... actually, ignore that suggestion.
 
2012-10-10 10:21:15 PM
Stop sucking cock.
 
2012-10-10 10:49:30 PM
www.panelsonpages.com
 
2012-10-10 11:04:08 PM
to bring back an old FARK meme

Fark her cat.

www.blorgh.blogger.com.br
 
2012-10-10 11:36:26 PM
Straight men have never been "confused" or "attracted to both girls and boys", but lots of gay men have had this happen to them...
 
2012-10-11 12:30:02 AM
I felt attracted to both girls and boys and I thought that meant I was gay. Then I met my girlfriend and fell in love and that's when I knew for a fact I'm straight.

That's not how that works, bro.
 
2012-10-11 01:35:03 AM

kingoomieiii: I felt attracted to both girls and boys and I thought that meant I was gay. Then I met my girlfriend and fell in love and that's when I knew for a fact I'm straight.

That's not how that works, bro.


Seems pretty clear he's bi. Just go with it, best of both worlds, etc.
 
2012-10-11 02:26:41 AM
If he is over his confused stage why did he have those sites and chats stored on his computer?

fusillade762: kingoomieiii: I felt attracted to both girls and boys and I thought that meant I was gay. Then I met my girlfriend and fell in love and that's when I knew for a fact I'm straight.

That's not how that works, bro.

Seems pretty clear he's bi. Just go with it, best of both worlds, etc.


If she loved him she'd offer a 3 way with her cousin or brother, just to see. Perhaps a youth minister would be of some guidance.
 
2012-10-11 03:24:56 AM
Then my girlfriend found some old stuff on my computer going back to my early teens

You mean she's so insecure and emotionally immature that she felt the need to check up on your actions from years before you were dating? Gay or not, you should cut your losses kid. There's only more drama down this road.
 
2012-10-11 06:27:14 AM
I think Deidre may be the best intartube troll evar: Link
 
2012-10-11 06:28:07 AM

elementalogic: Then my girlfriend found some old stuff on my computer going back to my early teens

You mean she's so insecure and emotionally immature that she felt the need to check up on your actions from years before you were dating? Gay or not, you should cut your losses kid. There's only more drama down this road.


Even more drama than if he found himself a nice man.
 
2012-10-11 07:30:20 AM

NuttierThanEver: to bring back an old FARK meme

Fark her cat.

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That was fantastic.
 
2012-10-11 07:41:16 AM

FirstNationalBastard: elementalogic: Then my girlfriend found some old stuff on my computer going back to my early teens

You mean she's so insecure and emotionally immature that she felt the need to check up on your actions from years before you were dating? Gay or not, you should cut your losses kid. There's only more drama down this road.

Even more drama than if he found himself a nice man.


You know, I have been told not to stick my dick in crazy. That would seem to exclude straight women and gay men, so the only group left would seem to be lesbians, and, well, we know the odds of that happening.
 
2012-10-11 07:56:18 AM

dittybopper: FirstNationalBastard: elementalogic: Then my girlfriend found some old stuff on my computer going back to my early teens

You mean she's so insecure and emotionally immature that she felt the need to check up on your actions from years before you were dating? Gay or not, you should cut your losses kid. There's only more drama down this road.

Even more drama than if he found himself a nice man.

You know, I have been told not to stick my dick in crazy. That would seem to exclude straight women and gay men, so the only group left would seem to be lesbians, and, well, we know the odds of that happening.


Don't exclude the primates. Once you go chimp you'll never go limp.

/sorry
 
2012-10-11 07:59:31 AM

elementalogic: Then my girlfriend found some old stuff on my computer going back to my early teens

You mean she's so insecure and emotionally immature that she felt the need to check up on your actions from years before you were dating? Gay or not, you should cut your losses kid. There's only more drama down this road.


Teen girl acting like a teen girl. That having been said, young gay guys are just as dramatic.

F*ck the whole lot of 'em. I'm glad I'm "of a certain age."

/old

dittybopper: You know, I have been told not to stick my dick in crazy. That would seem to exclude straight women and gay men, so the only group left would seem to be lesbians, and, well, we know the odds of that happening.


Give the lesbian a strap-on, and let her ...oh, wait, that wouldn't work for you, would it?

Um .... never mind.
 
2012-10-11 08:14:59 AM

NuttierThanEver: to bring back an old FARK meme

Fark her cat.

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2012-10-11 08:28:56 AM

RodneyToady: Stick it in her pooper.

Erm... actually, ignore that suggestion.


Came in here to say that. Well done.
 
2012-10-11 08:35:32 AM
He should perform oral sex on her. This is along the same stuff of nightmares to gay men as a straight guy being forced to give head to another dude. No 'mo worth his rainbow card would ever want to do this. So lick the slit, and do it well, and tell her how much you love it.

She'll never think you're gay again.
 
2012-10-11 08:49:59 AM
Just to prove that you're not gay, let me mail you a bunch of pamphlets about being gay.

Sounds like the girlfriend is a biatch for snooping.
 
2012-10-11 08:50:27 AM
Stop sucking her cock.
 
2012-10-11 09:32:44 AM

kingoomieiii: I felt attracted to both girls and boys and I thought that meant I was gay. Then I met my girlfriend and fell in love and that's when I knew for a fact I'm straight.

That's not how that works, bro.


Yeah well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
 
2012-10-11 09:36:58 AM

NuttierThanEver: to bring back an old FARK meme

Fark her cat.

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that cannot be real.
 
2012-10-11 09:43:14 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Stop sucking cock.


Came to say this
 
2012-10-11 09:43:34 AM
Go fishing on Brokeback Mountain to clear your mind.
 
2012-10-11 09:43:40 AM
become a republican that'll prove once and for all your not gay
 
2012-10-11 09:44:43 AM

SlothB77: NuttierThanEver: to bring back an old FARK meme

Fark her cat.

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that cannot be real.


Facepalm.

/ of course it's real, it's in front of you. It's just not authentic.

//yes, I'm a philosopher.
 
2012-10-11 09:45:58 AM
it sucks being a lesbian in a straight man's body
 
2012-10-11 09:45:59 AM

SweetSaws: Go fishing on Brokeback Mountain to clear your mind.


Just make sure to check your lunchbox in case your wife left you a note.
 
2012-10-11 09:46:55 AM
Solution: Go find a nice guy that makes you happy and leave the crazy teenager to me.

/Brb, mysterious black van in driveway
 
2012-10-11 09:47:04 AM
She sounds overly - attached.
 
2012-10-11 09:47:09 AM
Today is National Coming Out Day. He should just tell her that he like the cock. If she doesn't like that, tell her to get lost. There are plenty of chicks who would be okay with it.
 
2012-10-11 09:48:15 AM
Tell her to get hip to post-gender sexual enlightenment or hit the bricks.
 
2012-10-11 09:48:47 AM
1. Figure out if you're gay. If you are, escape girlfriend and have a better life elsewhere.
2. Tell her to stop being passive aggressive and to complain about what she's really upset about. This whole "you might be gay" thing is usually an angular attack.
 
2012-10-11 09:49:27 AM

Blues Lounger: it sucks being a lesbian in a straight man's body


Donahue did an episode on that kind of thing a long time ago. A bunch of guys who had sex changes because they were "lesbians trapped in a man's body". Freaky stuff, dude.
 
2012-10-11 09:49:47 AM
The genders to which one is sexually attracted has nothing to do with sexual identity. Why is this concept so hard for people in the US to understand?
 
2012-10-11 09:49:59 AM
Jen: Oh for God's sake, are you gay? Are you a gay man?
Philip: No!
Jen: Are you?
Philip: No!
Jen: No, brilliant, good. That's all I wanted to know. I don't mind one way or the other, you know, I just like being clear. I don't want any ambiguity.
Philip: What on earth made you think I was gay?
Jen: Well, you know, I can just pull it out of the air. You know, you just brought me to a gay musical, called 'Gay'. You're laughing like mad at every gay reference. Your friends... ALL of whom are gay say hello by tickling you.
Philip: Jen, what century are you living in? Do you think a man has to be gay to like a gay musical? Can a straight man not have homosexual friends? And since when was tickling gay? I missed that meeting. Jen, Jen, come here
[hugs her]
Jen: I'm sorry, I guess you just threw me when you borrowed our copy of Heat.
Philip: [bursts into tears] Oh God, it's true! It's true, I'm gay! I'm a gay man. I tried to hide from it and deny it, but I can't, I can't, I can't. Oh Jen, what am I gonna do? I thought I could make it work between us coz you looked a bit like a man!
 
2012-10-11 09:51:17 AM
It's all made up.

17 year olds don't use chat rooms and wouldn't have chat logs from 2 or 3 years ago. Furthermore it would take an amazingly talented teen girl to find ancient chat logs.

Deidre is probably in her mid 30's and operating off an extrapolation of what the geeks were doing when she was a teen.

/Work for years building boats and you're called a boat builder.
//Suck one cock and forever a cocksucker.
 
2012-10-11 09:52:10 AM

LordZorch: Straight men have never been "confused" or "attracted to both girls and boys", but lots of gay men have had this happen to them...


Actually more accurate studies have been coming out regarding male sexuality recently because the myth that there's no such thing as a bi-man, just a gay in denial has been challenged by flawed studies. They've contested in the past that bi-sexual volunteers in the past were in fact gay all the while and just sleeping with men while not even giving women a chance. On the flip side it's also hypothesized that there were bi men who would only allow themselves to sleep with women or didn't want to be thought of as gay if they admitted to any attraction to men. Now a days, what with guys being more open and flexible about discussing sexuality, researchers are finding actual genuine bi-sexual men to volunteer for their studies.
 
2012-10-11 09:52:53 AM
Why the hell is he still keeping several-year-old chat logs?
Article never says if she was being snoopy or not. Maybe he just had them as text files in his MyDocuments directory or something.

But, to prove it to her is simple. Suck a guy's cock, ans when she sees you cringe when he busts nut in your mouth, she'll know you don't really like it, and that you're straight.
 
2012-10-11 09:55:06 AM

JackieRabbit: The genders to which one is sexually attracted has nothing to do with sexual identity. Why is this concept so hard for people in the US to understand?


Probably because most of us are hetero and do not have GID. It is difficult for anyone who hasn't been there to understand, no matter where they may hail from originally. NTTAWW people who do have that difference (IMO), they're still people. It's just beyond my understanding, so it is strange/weird/freaky to me - and most likely to a significant part of the population. The difference is in how we actually treat those different from us.
 
2012-10-11 09:55:13 AM
fark the shiat out of her, duh
 
2012-10-11 09:55:23 AM
Dump that biatch for snooping around. If she doesn't respect you enough to not go though your shiat, then she doesn't deserve to be with you.

Then fark her sister.
 
2012-10-11 09:57:05 AM
If you care that much; you can electroshock teh ghey out. In fact; you should probably hook yourself up to your car's battery right now; that'll get rid of teh ghey and you won't have to spend a fortune.

/ not being serious; everybody knows that electroshocks keeps teh ghey in.
 
2012-10-11 09:58:39 AM
your 17 why do you need a girlfriend anyway? i'm 31 and i've never been in a relationship of any kind. women don't really buy the whole "love" thing. contrary to popular belief. it's all sex sex sex with them.
 
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