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2012-10-10 07:59:00 PM
8 votes:
That I will never give them up, let them down....
2012-10-10 07:57:47 PM
5 votes:
One word.

Dickbutt.

That is all.
2012-10-11 01:23:53 AM
4 votes:
The blue box, it's my time machine. There is a world of time energy in there that they could feast on forever, but the damage they would do could switch off the sun. You have got to send it back to me.

And that's it, I'm afraid. There's no more from you on the transcript, that's the last I've got. I don't know what stopped you talking but I can guess: they're coming. The angels are coming for you, but listen, your life could depend on this: don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and *don't blink*! Good luck.
2012-10-11 01:24:45 AM
3 votes:
Hello my baby,
hello my honey,
hello my ragtime doll.
Send me a kiss by wire.
Baby my heart's on fire.
If you refuse me,
honey you'll lose me.
Then you'll be left alone.
Oh Baby telephone
and tell me I'm your OOoooown.
2012-10-10 08:00:33 PM
3 votes:
I'd leave them this gif:
i112.photobucket.com
2012-10-10 08:00:21 PM
3 votes:
GET YOUR ASS TO MAHS!
2012-10-10 07:58:03 PM
3 votes:
i'd basically just tell them my dreams and fail to mention that they were dreams. just leave a recording of 'history' and talk about things like riding my dinosaur to work because i cant afford a flying car.

and like maybe how i wish i had a zombie butler because my monkey is getting goddamn uppity.
2012-10-11 01:30:22 AM
2 votes:
"Where did you find an 8-Track cassette player?"
mjg
2012-10-11 01:01:12 AM
2 votes:
"The McRib was a much beloved sandwich ..."
2012-10-11 12:20:04 AM
2 votes:
The chair is against the wall.

John has a long mustache.
2012-10-11 12:19:19 AM
2 votes:
I'd have Gilbert Gottfried read Obama's New Hampshire concession speech from 2008.
2012-10-10 11:23:07 PM
2 votes:
YOU'RE LATE!
2012-10-10 09:28:43 PM
2 votes:
"Don't open the cylinder with the green goo inside."
2012-10-10 08:28:52 PM
2 votes:

sgt cyanide: rappy: eat a bag of dicks

what happened to all of our bowls?!


i112.photobucket.com

There 'ya go!
2012-10-10 08:20:20 PM
2 votes:

MissFeasance: Green! Hah.

sgt cyanide: what happened to all of our bowls?!

Sorry, I didn't feel like unloading the dishwasher this morning


Nothing like walking out the door in the morning with a ziploc of cornflakes and milk in your hand.
2012-10-10 08:05:59 PM
2 votes:
An X-Files episode dubbed with Swedish.
2012-10-10 08:02:46 PM
2 votes:
It would be that sex tape I made with your mom.
2012-10-11 09:40:12 AM
1 votes:
We are 16 trillion in debt. Sorry the world crumbled because morons elect Democrats.

Say Hi to Mad Max for me.
2012-10-11 08:03:33 AM
1 votes:
Since so many are quoting movies and songs...


"Be excellent to each other"
2012-10-11 08:01:36 AM
1 votes:

RobSeace: fragMasterFlash: The gold is buried in the grave marked 'Arch Stanton'.

Don't listen to this liar, he's trying to set you up! It's actually in the grave marked "Unknown" next to Arch Stanton.


Well... it WAS buried there... now there's just a note that reads "Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine"
2012-10-11 07:23:04 AM
1 votes:
Never stick your dick in crazy
2012-10-11 06:53:49 AM
1 votes:
I'd leave a treasure map, with a explanation about how I funneled a whole bunch of money out of the stock market at various "convenient" times when the market crashed.

Then I would send them around the world with a clue in every country, until I finally sent them back to the states, where they would find the final clue buried under an old oak tree out in the country.

Then I'd rickroll them.
2012-10-11 06:33:44 AM
1 votes:
I'm sorry. I tried to stop people from voting for Obama.
2012-10-11 02:33:15 AM
1 votes:
Somebody else owes you a living. You are special. Never forget Obama!
2012-10-11 02:31:20 AM
1 votes:
"Marty, if you are reading this you know that the Delorean is a great sucess..."
2012-10-11 02:17:28 AM
1 votes:
If you English is your native language, and have time to read this message, then your assembly line supervisor is obviously being WAY too lax with you. Those crappy toy pandas won't build themselves, you know!
P.S. Oops, sorry for our generation getting you in this predicament. But I must say we REALLY enjoyed all the dollar-store and Walmart stuff we bought. Okay, who am I kidding, it was all really crappy stuff that broke the second we bought it. Actually, funny story, we didn't really care that it was crap, because for the most part we never really needed any of it to begin with! haha

Anyways, our bad! The important thing is we didn't have to live to suffer the pain of seeing you in daily agony thanks to us. Now cover up your calluses and get back to work, you softy! You don't want to be docked for bread and water ration tonight. ;)
2012-10-11 01:39:25 AM
1 votes:
"Please delete my Internet history"

and...

Whatever you might think of your culture in the distant, wondrous future, always remember: "the Simpsons did it."
2012-10-11 01:21:02 AM
1 votes:
If it weren't for my horse i wouldn't have spent that year in college
2012-10-11 01:16:02 AM
1 votes:
Project Nostradamus.
Time travel successful. Year 1919
Operation Hisler successful. Identity of German soldier KIA in WWI assigned to implant. Purification is our only hope for the future.
Unfortunately, the means of refining promethium to the level of fueling time craft have yet to be obtained. Have assumed the name Albert Abraham Einstein, a local casualty of our time rift. Will attempt to recreate space time breach utilizing depleted uranium. With these primitive tools, probability of success unlikely
2012-10-11 01:14:50 AM
1 votes:

jaedreth: It is our generation who decided that 'fairness' is more important than freedom, that security is more important than liberty, and that the ideas of our Founding Fathers were too antiquated, so I hope you enjoy being a slave to the Government. I certainly don't.


I read that as:

"Take the children and yourself
And hide out in the cellar
By now the fighting will be close at hand
Don't believe the church and state
And everything they tell you
Believe in me, I'm with the high command"
2012-10-11 01:14:19 AM
1 votes:

Somacandra: "I'M GLAD YOU CALLED BUT I'M NOT HOME
BUT I'LL BE BACK BEFORE TOO LONG
YOU GOTTA WAIT...FOR THE BEEP.
YOU GOTTA LEAVE YOUR NAME
YOU GOTTA LEAVE YOUR NUMBER
JUST WAIT FOR THE BEEP"

[BEEP]


ಠ_ಠ
2012-10-11 12:21:45 AM
1 votes:
Always pick your own cotton.
2012-10-11 12:20:34 AM
1 votes:
that damn dirty ape mitt romney blew it all up. he destroyed us all while chanting "it is a glorious afterlife i go too", after nuking the other side of the world and then their retaliation made nuclear vapor of him.

thanks for all the fish

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2012-10-11 12:20:10 AM
1 votes:
How did that voting for Romney work out?
2012-10-11 12:18:37 AM
1 votes:
It is our generation who decided that 'fairness' is more important than freedom, that security is more important than liberty, and that the ideas of our Founding Fathers were too antiquated, so I hope you enjoy being a slave to the Government. I certainly don't.
2012-10-10 10:48:09 PM
1 votes:

AlwaysRightBoy: Where the hell is the Thomas Edison quote?


"Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% electrocuting cats to try to make Nikola Tesla look bad."
2012-10-10 10:28:50 PM
1 votes:
My progeny, I have gone to great pains to make sure to record this, the meaning of life and my final legacy, on 8-track to cement my placement in the hall of greatness alongside my muses Air Supply and Neil Diamond and ensure my wisdom can be passed down among the ages...
2012-10-10 10:16:26 PM
1 votes:
Pay yourself first.
2012-10-10 10:06:25 PM
1 votes:
Don't take the blue pill.
2012-10-10 09:24:24 PM
1 votes:
"send more chuck berry..."
2012-10-10 08:21:26 PM
1 votes:
What does this button d...
2012-10-10 08:17:49 PM
1 votes:
Reminds me of this article. It's an intriguing problem.

Me, I'd probably pull a Voynich Manuscript kind of thing and make up a language and they'd spend decades trying to figure out what ancient dialect it was.
2012-10-10 08:17:26 PM
1 votes:

rappy: eat a bag of dicks


what happened to all of our bowls?!
2012-10-10 08:15:45 PM
1 votes:
I'd tell them don't stop. Believing. Hold on to that feeling.
2012-10-10 08:13:09 PM
1 votes:
"Sorry about the global warming" followed by a Nelson Hahaa
 
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