sgt cyanide: rappy: eat a bag of dickswhat happened to all of our bowls?!
MissFeasance: Green! Hah.sgt cyanide: what happened to all of our bowls?!Sorry, I didn't feel like unloading the dishwasher this morning
RobSeace: fragMasterFlash: The gold is buried in the grave marked 'Arch Stanton'.Don't listen to this liar, he's trying to set you up! It's actually in the grave marked "Unknown" next to Arch Stanton.
jaedreth: It is our generation who decided that 'fairness' is more important than freedom, that security is more important than liberty, and that the ideas of our Founding Fathers were too antiquated, so I hope you enjoy being a slave to the Government. I certainly don't.
Somacandra: "I'M GLAD YOU CALLED BUT I'M NOT HOMEBUT I'LL BE BACK BEFORE TOO LONGYOU GOTTA WAIT...FOR THE BEEP.YOU GOTTA LEAVE YOUR NAMEYOU GOTTA LEAVE YOUR NUMBERJUST WAIT FOR THE BEEP"[BEEP]
AlwaysRightBoy: Where the hell is the Thomas Edison quote?
rappy: eat a bag of dicks
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