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2012-10-11 06:54:27 AM
I'd say: "If you want to listen to this, and all other recordings from the past, as well as be a part of a giant virtual circle-jerk in the process, send $5 per month (adjusted for inflation) to the descendants of Drew Curtis."

TotalFark threads...because slow news days happen.

:P
 
2012-10-11 07:09:50 AM
 
2012-10-11 07:12:27 AM
Dwight, don't drink the coffee.

- Future Dwight
 
2012-10-11 07:16:53 AM
You will travel far... But [we] will never leave you... even in the face of [our] death. The richness of [our] lives shall be yours. All that [we] have, all that [we've] learned, everything [we] feel... all this, and more, [we] bequeath you. You will carry [us] inside you, all the days of your lives. You will make [our] strength your own, and see [our] lives through your eyes, as your lives will be seen through [ours]. The son becomes the father, and the father the son. This is all [we] can send you,
 
2012-10-11 07:18:52 AM
"If anyone is out there, and you are listening to this, you made it out alive...

... ugh...

I... I don't know what started it, if it was man made, or an act of God... I guess it doesn't really matter now... *cough*

... guh.. All I know is that it spread fast, took everyone by surprise...

....No one was prepared... My God... So many people...

*Cough* The... Government... They couldn't help... Just ended up making it worse... Set up... Camps... for refugees

FEMA, CDC, I-I-I'm not sure...

When they came... it was... disastrous... just... huh... i-it was a massacre-just so many...

No one was safe... Men, women, children... they were all... my wife... my son... my daughter... they... *sniff* uh...

A-anyway... there's just a few of us left... we're holed up here, we have a good supply of food and water... but...

Jessica's been bitten, the fever is already taking her... I don't know how long she has... an hour... maybe...

*Sigh*

We're going to have decide soon, those... things... are gathering in numbers outside...

What?

shiat...

An hour was... *cough*... optimistic...

What? Wait, no we have to...

Oh God! Somebody restrain her! Get that...

No, Godammit! Don't get close li- Calm Down! Just! Everybody calm the fark down an-Where the fark is Sarah going? Sarah! No! Do not let her open that door!

shiat! shiat!

Everyone grab your weapons! NOW!

...shiat!

Come on you motherfarkers! You want to piece of.................................................................... ...................................................................... .............................................................."
 
2012-10-11 07:23:04 AM
Never stick your dick in crazy
 
2012-10-11 07:30:34 AM
History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social transition was not the strident clamor of the bad people, but the appalling silence of the good people.

Martin Luther King, Jr.
 
2012-10-11 07:31:25 AM
"Congratulations. If you're reading this, it means humanity hasn't gone to hell in a hand basket."
 
2012-10-11 07:39:38 AM
"You should kill us all on sight. You should kill us all on sight. You should kill us all on sight."
 
2012-10-11 07:43:30 AM

Spoon over Marin: I'd leave them this gif:
[i112.photobucket.com image 361x439]


I'm not sure if it is yours or not, but I wasted a good hour clicking through the photobucket this is linked from. Well done.
 
2012-10-11 07:49:03 AM
"Para continuar en Español, oprima dos. Don Francisco es magnifico."
 
2012-10-11 07:50:07 AM

luthia: Spoon over Marin: I'd leave them this gif:
[i112.photobucket.com image 361x439]

I'm not sure if it is yours or not, but I wasted a good hour clicking through the photobucket this is linked from. Well done.


:)
 
2012-10-11 07:51:00 AM
I'd say "at 12:51pm GMT +1, 11th of October 2012, set your time machine and come and get me, I'll be at work writing on Fark".

Now to just sit back and wait for future person to come and get me and take me back.... to the future.
 
2012-10-11 07:55:01 AM
We cannot get out. We cannot get out. They have taken the bridge and Second Hall. Frár and Lóni and Náli fell there bravely while the rest retr [...] Mazarbul. We still ho[...]g ... but hope u[...]n[...]Óin's party went five days ago but today only four returned. The pool is up to the wall at West-gate. The Watcher in the Water took Óin--we cannot get out. The end comes soon. We hear drums, drums in the deep...They are coming.....[snarls and static]"
 
2012-10-11 07:55:38 AM

fragMasterFlash: The gold is buried in the grave marked 'Arch Stanton'.


Don't listen to this liar, he's trying to set you up! It's actually in the grave marked "Unknown" next to Arch Stanton.
 
2012-10-11 07:56:52 AM
If you were to make a recording to leave for someone in the future to find, what would you say?

The wrong thing.
 
2012-10-11 08:01:36 AM

RobSeace: fragMasterFlash: The gold is buried in the grave marked 'Arch Stanton'.

Don't listen to this liar, he's trying to set you up! It's actually in the grave marked "Unknown" next to Arch Stanton.


Well... it WAS buried there... now there's just a note that reads "Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine"
 
2012-10-11 08:02:20 AM
"If you're listening to this on it's original media, technology hasn't advanced very much, has it?"
 
2012-10-11 08:03:33 AM
Since so many are quoting movies and songs...


"Be excellent to each other"
 
2012-10-11 08:15:17 AM
[Breath]

'annnnnd Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wiiillllllllll aaaaaaaalwaaaaaaaaays looooooove youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
 
2012-10-11 08:19:10 AM
Beware the Sheeple
 
2012-10-11 08:20:22 AM
Windows XP rules! i don't know why anyone would ever buy a mac!!
 
2012-10-11 08:20:44 AM
Record all the audio from Borderlands 2.
 
2012-10-11 08:30:45 AM
"We're sorry for Honey Boo Boo!!!"
 
2012-10-11 08:54:11 AM
"I've got something in my front pocket for you.
Why don't you reach down in my pocket and see what it is?
Then grab onto it, it's just for you.
Give a little squeeze and say: "How do you do?"
There's something in my front pocket...
There's something in my front pocket...
There's something in my front pocket..."
 
2012-10-11 08:56:21 AM
To the future inhabitants of this planet:

By now, you must be wondering what the heck was wrong with us. Let me assure you that some of us knew these decisions were harmful, but we were entirely out-voted by morons who wanted large trucks for no reason, read exactly zero books in their adult lifetimes, and believed Jesus would simply magic the pollution and debt away later. Those of us who knew are terribly sorry about what we've done to your world, your economy, and your health.
 
2012-10-11 08:57:00 AM

Metaluna Mutant: The blue box, it's my time machine. There is a world of time energy in there that they could feast on forever, but the damage they would do could switch off the sun. You have got to send it back to me.

And that's it, I'm afraid. There's no more from you on the transcript, that's the last I've got. I don't know what stopped you talking but I can guess: they're coming. The angels are coming for you, but listen, your life could depend on this: don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and *don't blink*! Good luck.


Thank you.
 
2012-10-11 09:40:12 AM
We are 16 trillion in debt. Sorry the world crumbled because morons elect Democrats.

Say Hi to Mad Max for me.
 
GBB
2012-10-11 09:51:55 AM
nerdbastards.com
 
2012-10-11 10:10:10 AM
My Dear Son,
I do not call you by name because I do not know which of you two brothers will be the one to read this, but whoever does inherits the greatest gifts I possess. The sword with which to fight injustice; this mask with which to deceive tyranny; and this hat which needs a reblocking. Wear them with honor for in time of need it is the destiny of the Vega men to become Zorro.
 
2012-10-11 10:10:57 AM
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
 
GBB
2012-10-11 10:11:11 AM
The Freedom for Animals Association on Second Avenue is the secret headquarters of the Army of the Twelve Monkeys. They're the ones who are gonna do it. I can't do anything more now. I have to go. Have a Merry Christmas!
 
2012-10-11 10:46:12 AM
"There's always money in the banana stand."
 
2012-10-11 10:49:10 AM
I buried a million spacebucks under the big W
 
2012-10-11 11:29:07 AM
Scootypuff Jr. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
 
2012-10-11 11:54:25 AM
I'm not sure, but when you played it backwards it would say "Paul is dead, miss him, miss him"
 
2012-10-11 11:59:44 AM
No matter what the history books may tell you, it was all Bush's fault.
 
2012-10-11 12:14:56 PM
I didn't vote for Bush or Romney. Sorry about those who did. I hope you still have the technology to hear this.
 
2012-10-11 12:22:40 PM

Oldiron_79: Scootypuff Jr. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks


In a thousands years, someone will get right on that.
 
2012-10-11 12:55:26 PM
It would be a recording of me endorsing this statement
 
2012-10-11 01:39:13 PM
brb
 
2012-10-11 01:41:34 PM

Somacandra: jaedreth: It is our generation who decided that 'fairness' is more important than freedom, that security is more important than liberty, and that the ideas of our Founding Fathers were too antiquated, so I hope you enjoy being a slave to the Government. I certainly don't.

I read that as:

"Take the children and yourself
And hide out in the cellar
By now the fighting will be close at hand
Don't believe the church and state
And everything they tell you
Believe in me, I'm with the high command"


Ah, yes. "Silent Running" by Mike and the Mechanics. One of the songs that will NEVER get played by request or otherwise on any stations here in Tennessee. I don't know how it is treated in other states though.
Another one they refuse to play is Spirit's "1984". Then there's Mark Germino's "Fields of man's new order". I am sure that there are others out there as well, but these three I have tested extensively here.

/can't have the masses getting ideas, can we?
//I have some more tinfoil here somewhere...
 
2012-10-11 02:09:55 PM
My items for the capsule would be simple, really.

A map of the U.S. with random major cities circled in red ink, and a note with the following message: "I have discovered the locations of nuclear devices the North Koreans placed in the United States. The map I have included shows where the locations are. I have learned that each device is set to detonate at 12:00 PM local time (or high noon) on the Fourth day of July (the 7th month) in the year 2067. I cannot provide more specifics, but I trust that you will have sophisticated enough equipment to detect these devices by your time. I must end this here, and wish you the best of luck. I don't have much time before they come for me."

/with luck I will still be alive to witness the uproar about it!
 
2012-10-11 04:56:02 PM

washington-babylon: Ah, yes. "Silent Running" by Mike and the Mechanics. One of the songs that will NEVER get played by request or otherwise on any stations here in Tennessee. I don't know how it is treated in other states though.


Huh... I never noticed that but I don't think I've ever heard it here in Utah either. Why won't they play it?
 
2012-10-11 05:14:49 PM
This statement doesn't make as much sense after it's been translated into State-mandated Spanish.
 
2012-10-12 04:55:28 AM

Thunderpipes: We are 16 trillion in debt. Sorry the world crumbled because morons elect Democrats.

Say Hi to Mad Max for me.


here's the "didn't" you dropped.
 
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