FunkOut: atlfarkette: MissFeasance: Oh, and light switch time capsules are a cool idea, too. I'm going to do this next time we move.[guide-images.makeprojects.org image 300x225]Brilliant!And to think I settled for shoving yogurt cups into the interior of walls along plumbing pipes.
jaedreth: It is our generation who decided that 'fairness' is more important than freedom, that security is more important than liberty, and that the ideas of our Founding Fathers were too antiquated, so I hope you enjoy being a slave to the Government. I certainly don't.
Thuull: Never trust a fart
CorpusDelicti: Eat to live, don't live to eat.
someguy945: "This is just a recording. I can't give you any new information."(inspired by Homer's memory speaking to him in The Simpsons)
TheOther: fark y o u
Wolfling: "Look upon my works ye mighty and despair."Too high-brow for FARK perhaps?
nmemkha: "Denial is not a good way to solve your problems."
Shadowtag: /My spellcheck says Kardiashians should be spelled 'Guardianship'. wtf?
Deep Contact: Does it still suck out their?
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