vodka: Do NOT feed them after midnight
andyofne: Spoon over Marin: I'd leave them this gif:[i112.photobucket.com image 361x439]Can you do that with a vagina? If so, that would be epic.
DarkSoulNoHope: Fight the system at a young age, because NO ONE will look at your school permanent record in adulthood, not even your future college.
MissFeasance: Me, I'd probably pull a Voynich Manuscript
Somacandra: "I'M GLAD YOU CALLED BUT I'M NOT HOMEBUT I'LL BE BACK BEFORE TOO LONGYOU GOTTA WAIT...FOR THE BEEP.YOU GOTTA LEAVE YOUR NAMEYOU GOTTA LEAVE YOUR NUMBERJUST WAIT FOR THE BEEP"[BEEP]
jaedreth: It is our generation who decided that 'fairness' is more important than freedom, that security is more important than liberty, and that the ideas of our Founding Fathers were too antiquated, so I hope you enjoy being a slave to the Government. I certainly don't.
Metaluna Mutant: The blue box, it's my time machine. There is a world of time energy in there that they could feast on forever, but the damage they would do could switch off the sun. You have got to send it back to me.And that's it, I'm afraid. There's no more from you on the transcript, that's the last I've got. I don't know what stopped you talking but I can guess: they're coming. The angels are coming for you, but listen, your life could depend on this: don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and *don't blink*! Good luck.
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