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2012-10-10 07:57:47 PM  
One word.

Dickbutt.

That is all.
 
2012-10-10 07:58:03 PM  
i'd basically just tell them my dreams and fail to mention that they were dreams. just leave a recording of 'history' and talk about things like riding my dinosaur to work because i cant afford a flying car.

and like maybe how i wish i had a zombie butler because my monkey is getting goddamn uppity.
 
2012-10-10 07:59:00 PM  
That I will never give them up, let them down....
 
2012-10-10 08:00:21 PM  
GET YOUR ASS TO MAHS!
 
2012-10-10 08:00:33 PM  
I'd leave them this gif:
i112.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-10 08:02:40 PM  
I appreciate it, I do, but
Just leave me alone
Leave me alone
Just leave me alone
Nothing's gonna change
You can go away
 
2012-10-10 08:02:46 PM  
It would be that sex tape I made with your mom.
 
2012-10-10 08:04:07 PM  

Spoon over Marin: I'd leave them this gif:
[i112.photobucket.com image 361x439]


Can you do that with a vagina? If so, that would be epic.
 
2012-10-10 08:05:59 PM  
An X-Files episode dubbed with Swedish.
 
2012-10-10 08:07:47 PM  

basemetal: It would be that sex tape I made with your mom.


I lold at that, I don't know why normally your mom jokes don't get me...
 
2012-10-10 08:13:09 PM  
"Sorry about the global warming" followed by a Nelson Hahaa
 
2012-10-10 08:15:45 PM  
I'd tell them don't stop. Believing. Hold on to that feeling.
 
2012-10-10 08:15:53 PM  
eat a bag of dicks
 
2012-10-10 08:16:37 PM  
Didn't expect this to go green.
 
2012-10-10 08:17:26 PM  

rappy: eat a bag of dicks


what happened to all of our bowls?!
 
2012-10-10 08:17:49 PM  
Reminds me of this article. It's an intriguing problem.

Me, I'd probably pull a Voynich Manuscript kind of thing and make up a language and they'd spend decades trying to figure out what ancient dialect it was.
 
2012-10-10 08:18:25 PM  
Green! Hah.

sgt cyanide: what happened to all of our bowls?!


Sorry, I didn't feel like unloading the dishwasher this morning
 
2012-10-10 08:18:29 PM  

texdent: Didn't expect this to go green.


That's what she said?
 
2012-10-10 08:18:54 PM  
It wouldn't matter- we're going to kill ourselves off before too long anyways.
 
2012-10-10 08:20:20 PM  

MissFeasance: Green! Hah.

sgt cyanide: what happened to all of our bowls?!

Sorry, I didn't feel like unloading the dishwasher this morning


Nothing like walking out the door in the morning with a ziploc of cornflakes and milk in your hand.
 
2012-10-10 08:21:16 PM  

sgt cyanide: rappy: eat a bag of dicks

what happened to all of our bowls?!


At the rate our country is going, I'm going to assume a bowl would be a snack for the future fatties. I wanted to be generous and give them a whole bag
 
2012-10-10 08:21:26 PM  
What does this button d...
 
2012-10-10 08:22:14 PM  

andyofne: Spoon over Marin: I'd leave them this gif:
[i112.photobucket.com image 361x439]

Can you do that with a vagina? If so, that would be epic.


I can't but I bet she can when the wind is blowing.
 
2012-10-10 08:22:49 PM  
Is it okay to season a bag of dicks with Bavarian wine mustard?
 
2012-10-10 08:24:09 PM  
Never trust a fart.
 
2012-10-10 08:24:59 PM  

FunkOut: Is it okay to season a bag of dicks with Bavarian wine mustard?


youre pregnant?
 
2012-10-10 08:25:01 PM  

FunkOut: Is it okay to season a bag of dicks with Bavarian wine mustard?


IDK what that is so yes!
 
2012-10-10 08:25:36 PM  

texdent: Didn't expect this to go green.


I know. Right?
 
2012-10-10 08:26:07 PM  
I left some notes for the future last night. I can't give specifics because they aren't out of the building yet, but they won't be found for a long time.
 
2012-10-10 08:28:29 PM  
Honestly, I'd just leave them a picture of my junk.
 
2012-10-10 08:28:31 PM  

sgt cyanide: FunkOut: Is it okay to season a bag of dicks with Bavarian wine mustard?

youre pregnant?


Yeah, and I've been at PukeCon Level 1 for the past week.
 
2012-10-10 08:28:52 PM  

sgt cyanide: rappy: eat a bag of dicks

what happened to all of our bowls?!


i112.photobucket.com

There 'ya go!
 
2012-10-10 08:29:53 PM  

FunkOut: sgt cyanide: FunkOut: Is it okay to season a bag of dicks with Bavarian wine mustard?

youre pregnant?

Yeah, and I've been at PukeCon Level 1 for the past week.


yes i figured thats what it was
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-10-10 08:30:16 PM  
"Homies over hoes"
 
2012-10-10 08:30:20 PM  
Oh, and light switch time capsules are a cool idea, too. I'm going to do this next time we move.

guide-images.makeprojects.org
 
2012-10-10 08:31:24 PM  

MBK: "Homies over hoes"


I've always lived by the opposite of this. It probably explains a few things. Mainly, why I have no friends.
 
2012-10-10 08:31:36 PM  
Oh man, stuck my foot in my mouth for a green thread. Hey moderator, I only insult submitter's mom in TFD threads, how about deleting my comments.
 
2012-10-10 08:31:47 PM  

MBK: "Homies over hoes"


Homosexuals over gardening implements? This sounds cruel.
 
2012-10-10 08:33:22 PM  

MissFeasance: Oh, and light switch time capsules are a cool idea, too. I'm going to do this next time we move.

[guide-images.makeprojects.org image 300x225]


Brilliant!
 
2012-10-10 08:35:16 PM  

MissFeasance: Oh, and light switch time capsules are a cool idea, too. I'm going to do this next time we move.

[guide-images.makeprojects.org image 300x225]


ok that is cool.
 
2012-10-10 08:37:51 PM  

atlfarkette: MissFeasance: Oh, and light switch time capsules are a cool idea, too. I'm going to do this next time we move.

[guide-images.makeprojects.org image 300x225]

Brilliant!


And to think I settled for shoving yogurt cups into the interior of walls along plumbing pipes.
 
2012-10-10 08:42:59 PM  

FunkOut: sgt cyanide: FunkOut: Is it okay to season a bag of dicks with Bavarian wine mustard?

youre pregnant?

Yeah, and I've been at PukeCon Level 1 for the past week.


The three times that I knocked up Mrs Bad Apple she referred to it as "It's morning somewhere sickness"
 
2012-10-10 09:00:53 PM  
And everyone, this is what happens to TFD threads.
 
2012-10-10 09:01:31 PM  
I'd spoil every ending to every movie and show
 
2012-10-10 09:12:05 PM  

FunkOut: And everyone, this is what happens to TFD threads.


Only when they go green before the juicy stuff gets dropped
 
2012-10-10 09:24:19 PM  
Blame it on FARK.
 
2012-10-10 09:24:24 PM  
"send more chuck berry..."
 
2012-10-10 09:28:43 PM  
"Don't open the cylinder with the green goo inside."
 
2012-10-10 09:29:21 PM  

FunkOut: atlfarkette: MissFeasance: Oh, and light switch time capsules are a cool idea, too. I'm going to do this next time we move.

[guide-images.makeprojects.org image 300x225]

Brilliant!

And to think I settled for shoving yogurt cups into the interior of walls along plumbing pipes.


I've always preferred tuna sandwiches in drop ceilings.
 
2012-10-10 09:43:40 PM  

BKITU: That I will never give them up, let them down....


My first thought as well
 
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