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2012-10-10 08:37:19 PM
Geez people. Just because he LOOKS like a girl doesn't mean he IS a girl.
 
2012-10-10 08:57:39 PM

Via Infinito: Geez people. Just because he LOOKS like a girl doesn't mean he IS a girl.


That's what the say about the GAGA.



Maybe the tape will finally explain just what a Justin Bieber is.
 
2012-10-10 09:01:24 PM
ru-crazy.com


I would totally rock a threeway with both these chicks
 
2012-10-10 09:02:58 PM
DAMN YOU SUBBY!
 
2012-10-10 09:17:07 PM
This chick (Bieber) was sitting in front of me @ the Nats game today... no idea why anyone would want to see a 40-year-old Air Force vet's sex tape... but whatever I don't judge.
 
2012-10-10 09:29:21 PM
When I was Miss Gomez's age, I was into guys that looked like guys. I didn't want to date/be with someone who took more time getting ready in the bathroom than I did. Bieber looks waaaaaaaay too feminine, even for my tastes when I was 18. Though, you're into what you're into, and if she likes him, that's all that really matters.
 
2012-10-10 10:11:16 PM
If someone finds a clear, HD video of her doing Demi Lovato, I will pay for internet porn for the first time in my life. If they include Vanessa Hudgens, I will up my bid to money and a kidney.
 
2012-10-10 10:19:44 PM
Album sales are that low, eh? That's some lazy damn publicist work right there.
 
2012-10-10 10:32:28 PM
Doubt it is anything interesting. Probably personal as in personal, at most some love correspondence.
 
2012-10-10 10:36:33 PM
So... she's in some lesbo action with that Ellen Page lookalike? giggitty
 
2012-10-10 10:37:29 PM
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-10 10:38:09 PM
However! As proud sex-tape journalists we'd be shirking our duties if we didn't ask. Know anything about a Justin Bieber sex tape? Email me at max[nospam-﹫-backwards]rek­w­ag­*co­m.

That is the saddest, most pathetic thing I have read or seen on the internet in a long time.
 
2012-10-10 10:38:10 PM

Dinobot: So... she's in some lesbo action with that Ellen Page lookalike? giggitty


You're going to be sorely disappointed or shocked when you see that Ellen Page lookalike naked.
 
2012-10-10 10:38:24 PM
He's probably mad because the tape features him and the One Direction guys playing crackers.

/I wish I didn't know what I mean.
//definition burned into my brain forever.
///Damn you, Tony for telling me that!
 
2012-10-10 10:40:48 PM

Dinobot: So... she's in some lesbo action with that Ellen Page lookalike? giggitty


I thought that was Rachel Maddow?
 
2012-10-10 10:43:25 PM
Bieber-Gomez sex tape would be as exciting as a Ken-Barbie sex tape.
 
2012-10-10 10:46:18 PM

jaytkay: Bieber-Gomez sex tape would be as exciting as a Ken-Barbie sex tape.


I'm still waiting for the Barbie-Scarlet sex tape to come out
 
2012-10-10 10:52:15 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Dinobot: So... she's in some lesbo action with that Ellen Page lookalike? giggitty

You're going to be sorely disappointed or shocked when you see that Ellen Page lookalike naked.


sarcasm... sometimes its lost along the way.

/would not mind the real Ellen page tho
 
2012-10-10 10:52:21 PM

Killer Cars: However! As proud sex-tape journalists we'd be shirking our duties if we didn't ask. Know anything about a Justin Bieber sex tape? Email me at max[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]rekwag[* image 7x13]com.

That is the saddest, most pathetic thing I have read or seen on the internet in a long time.


You should email the entire comment -- their request and your reply -- to that email address.
 
2012-10-10 10:55:52 PM
Your trolling is NOT appreciated,subby. Not. At. All.
 
2012-10-10 10:58:13 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Dinobot: So... she's in some lesbo action with that Ellen Page lookalike? giggitty

You're going to be sorely disappointed or shocked when you see that Ellen Page lookalike naked.


as long as Selena Gomez is also naked in the vid I will get over it
 
2012-10-10 11:04:23 PM
i doubt this chick has ever had sex with selena gomez. he talks like tim tebow. loser
 
2012-10-10 11:05:48 PM
I can't talk about Selena Gomez being hot. I remember seeing her as a baby bump.
 
2012-10-10 11:11:10 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Dinobot: So... she's in some lesbo action with that Ellen Page lookalike? giggitty

You're going to be sorely disappointed or shocked when you see that Ellen Page lookalike naked.


JUST LOOK at the size of that clit!
 
2012-10-10 11:15:50 PM

Killer Cars: However! As proud sex-tape journalists we'd be shirking our duties if we didn't ask. Know anything about a Justin Bieber sex tape? Email me at max[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]rekwag[* image 7x13]com.

That is the saddest, most pathetic thing I have read or seen on the internet in a long time.


You haven't really explored much of the internet, I can tell. I have seen sadder and more pathetic things on this very website, just in the last month.
 
2012-10-10 11:16:51 PM
wouldn't that be like, kiddie porn?
 
2012-10-10 11:17:11 PM

Smeggy Smurf: jaytkay: Bieber-Gomez sex tape would be as exciting as a Ken-Barbie sex tape.

I'm still waiting for the Barbie-Scarlet sex tape to come out


I want to see Barbie/Skipper
 
2012-10-10 11:19:35 PM
WAIT! Sex was being had by these characters?

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHIGN!
 
2012-10-10 11:21:05 PM
I have the weirdest boner right now.

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-10 11:21:27 PM

Smeggy Smurf: jaytkay: Bieber-Gomez sex tape would be as exciting as a Ken-Barbie sex tape.

I'm still waiting for the Barbie-Scarlet sex tape to come out


Don't know about a tape, but here's some photos to ease your disappointment (possibly NSFW):

Barbie spanking
Barbie sub
Barbie Dom
Barbie bukkake
 
2012-10-10 11:22:06 PM
TheGogmagog
Doubt it is anything interesting. Probably personal as in personal, at most some love correspondence.


Yeah, I got more of a "shiat, no backup"- than a ""shiat, no pants"-vibe from those quotes.
 
2012-10-10 11:24:57 PM
haters gonna hate.

/ biebers gonna bieb
 
2012-10-10 11:30:01 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-10 11:31:45 PM
Is he even anatomically correct?
 
2012-10-10 11:31:48 PM
so another twink is jerking off on cahtroulette how is that news?
 
2012-10-10 11:38:43 PM

Mentat: [imageshack.us image 401x271]


Klute!

That's hilarious.
 
2012-10-10 11:52:39 PM

Coco LaFemme: When I was Miss Gomez's age, I was into guys that looked like guys. I didn't want to date/be with someone who took more time getting ready in the bathroom than I did. Bieber looks waaaaaaaay too feminine, even for my tastes when I was 18. Though, you're into what you're into, and if she likes him, that's all that really matters.


That's a lot of...
1.bp.blogspot.com

/oh so soft and...
 
2012-10-11 12:01:23 AM
Well here she is about to learn where the penis goes...

static1.purepeople.com

/swallow???
 
Poe
2012-10-11 12:36:56 AM

r1chard3: wouldn't that be like, kiddie porn?


Bieber is 18 as of 7 months ago, and Gomez is 20. Depending on how old the footage is, it's either straight out kiddie porn, evidence of Gomez statutory raping Bieber, or 2 completely legal consenting adults.
 
2012-10-11 01:10:10 AM

Poe: r1chard3: wouldn't that be like, kiddie porn?

Bieber is 18 as of 7 months ago, and Gomez is 20. Depending on how old the footage is, it's either straight out kiddie porn, evidence of Gomez statutory raping Bieber, or 2 completely legal consenting adults.


Or Bieber railing some other chick, either him statutory raping someone or two consenting adults.

But I doubt it. Kid seems to keep in line, his handlers seem to have taught him well. Probably his mom's birthday or something.
 
2012-10-11 01:30:20 AM

Killer Cars: However! As proud sex-tape journalists we'd be shirking our duties if we didn't ask. Know anything about a Justin Bieber sex tape? Email me at max[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]rekwag[* image 7x13]com.

That is the saddest, most pathetic thing I have read or seen on the internet in a long time.


Don't get around much, do ya?
 
2012-10-11 01:30:29 AM

Poe: r1chard3: wouldn't that be like, kiddie porn?

Bieber is 18 as of 7 months ago, and Gomez is 20. Depending on how old the footage is, it's either straight out kiddie porn, evidence of Gomez statutory raping Bieber, or 2 completely legal consenting adults.


If whatever a Bieber is was underage at the time, then you'd likely go to jail by watching it.
 
2012-10-11 01:50:54 AM

RatMaster999: Smeggy Smurf: jaytkay: Bieber-Gomez sex tape would be as exciting as a Ken-Barbie sex tape.

I'm still waiting for the Barbie-Scarlet sex tape to come out

I want to see Barbie/Skipper


Add Lady Jane and and and..... fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
 
2012-10-11 05:41:33 AM
Personal? Probably some decent tour photos. Bits and pieces of lyrics. Twelve year old groupie proving to be skilled...
 
2012-10-11 06:32:16 AM

Killer Cars: However! As proud sex-tape journalists we'd be shirking our duties if we didn't ask. Know anything about a Justin Bieber sex tape? Email me at m­ax­[nospam-﹫-backwards]rekwag*co­m.

That is the saddest, most pathetic thing I have read or seen on the internet in a long time.


Keep reading gawker, I'm sure they'll top it
 
2012-10-11 07:44:29 AM
Considering how young bieber is, as well as his GF's, whoever has that PC better be careful about the nature of the vids and the date any vids were taken. As should Bieber himself. The laws are stupid, but prosecutors don't care and jury's are populated by dumb people.

Remember, if age
/Except leap years, add a day
 
2012-10-11 08:08:44 AM
Personal footage? It's probably just 1600 hours of him posing in front of a mirror making pouty faces and fixing his hair.
 
2012-10-11 08:16:10 AM
Hopefully we don't see her using a toilet paper holder in the video....
 
2012-10-11 08:17:08 AM

tomWright: Considering how young bieber is, as well as his GF's, whoever has that PC better be careful about the nature of the vids and the date any vids were taken. As should Bieber himself. The laws are stupid, but prosecutors don't care and jury's are populated by dumb people.

Remember, if age
/Except leap years, add a day


heh. "jury's".
 
2012-10-11 09:21:37 AM

Coco LaFemme: When I was Miss Gomez's age, I was into guys that looked like guys. I didn't want to date/be with someone who took more time getting ready in the bathroom than I did. Bieber looks waaaaaaaay too feminine, even for my tastes when I was 18. Though, you're into what you're into, and if she likes him, that's all that really matters.


wow, you're weird. I was into guys that looked like platypuses.
 
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