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(BBC)   As God is my witness, I thought we could fly through Turkey   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 71
    More: Scary, passenger planes, Turkey, mortar fire, Airbus A320, Politics of Turkey, Syrians, biological weapons, Ankara  
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2012-10-10 06:47:01 PM
plus 1 subby. funny headline.
 
2012-10-10 06:56:32 PM
I get the sneaking suspicion we'll be seeing a lot of this in the near future.

Both headlines with this particular joke and Turkey forcing planes between Russia and Syria out of the sky to be searched for weaponry, etc.
 
2012-10-10 08:12:34 PM
It sounds like things are getting Syrias.
 
2012-10-10 08:37:00 PM
Wharrr?

*)
 
2012-10-10 08:41:50 PM
Stand down. Now.

There shall be no war, please.

Thank you.

*)
 
2012-10-10 08:42:27 PM

davidphogan: It sounds like things are getting Syrias.


I assure you, they are- but DON'T call me "Shirley".
 
2012-10-10 08:43:24 PM

sithon: plus 1 subby. funny headline.


It never gets old. Gordon.
 
2012-10-10 08:44:31 PM
This sounds like bad news... for Obama?
 
2012-10-10 08:45:25 PM
Soo0 cute.

*)
 
2012-10-10 08:48:06 PM
He said plane twice.
Does that mean....
 
2012-10-10 08:49:13 PM
Crimea 2: Electric Boogaloo.
 
2012-10-10 08:50:13 PM
It may be nice for a time, but whether you're a king or merely a belligerent pauper, the truth always comes out sometime, and when it does, the world will not spare you if you are false and cruel.
 
2012-10-10 08:52:18 PM
October Surprise?


SURPRISE! We're now at War with Syria, and Russia and China by proxy.

/Didn't we just do this in Viet Nam?
 
2012-10-10 08:53:17 PM
 
2012-10-10 08:59:59 PM

RealAmericanHero: It may be nice for a time, but whether you're a king or merely a belligerent pauper, the truth always comes out sometime, and when it does, the world will not spare you if you are false and cruel.


If that were true, would there be a bailout?
 
2012-10-10 09:01:56 PM
"cross-border shelling"

Wait what? Syria is shooting into Turkey? Are they trying to piss Turkey off?
 
2012-10-10 09:03:19 PM
I say its an old meme.

//Shakes fist a Syrian looking cloud
 
2012-10-10 09:03:43 PM

Indubitably: If that were true, would there be a bailout?


Everything always seems unfair on a macro scale. The world is farking everyone from one perspective or another. But why worry about how the rich are doing. Money may buy happiness, but life's bullshiat spares no one. It only seems different because that's just another way of life not sparing you envy. Life's a dick like that.
 
2012-10-10 09:03:47 PM
We will invade both countries so Activision can make a FPS about it.
 
2012-10-10 09:06:25 PM

jeffreyh: We will invade both countries so Activision can make a FPS about it.


I think they already did: Russia raping us legitimately after we do something stupid like invade Syria...
 
2012-10-10 09:10:18 PM
Arabs from Turkey?
 
2012-10-10 09:11:00 PM

RealAmericanHero: Indubitably: If that were true, would there be a bailout?

Everything always seems unfair on a macro scale. The world is farking everyone from one perspective or another. But why worry about how the rich are doing. Money may buy happiness, but life's bullshiat spares no one. It only seems different because that's just another way of life not sparing you envy. Life's a dick like that.


Creepy.

P.S. Life's a dick?

P.P.S. Prepare to learn as much as you earn...

Heh.

*)
 
2012-10-10 09:12:42 PM

Indubitably: Creepy.


I try.
 
2012-10-10 09:13:36 PM
So I wonder if the equipment was just going to syria from russia, or if it was a spy plane disguised as a passenger airliner.

"communications equipment"
 
2012-10-10 09:15:11 PM

RealAmericanHero: Indubitably: Creepy.

I try.


You fail, m8.

*)
 
2012-10-10 09:16:15 PM

Indubitably: You fail, m8.


You said "m8"

I automatically win any discussion I could possibly have with you for that
 
2012-10-10 09:19:43 PM

RealAmericanHero: Indubitably: You fail, m8.

You said "m8"

I automatically win any discussion I could possibly have with you for that


No, you don't.

That's easy-math, aka Retardumblican calculus, mans...

Try again, m8.

P.S. Beware the Event Horizon. *)
 
2012-10-10 09:20:20 PM

Indubitably: No, you don't.

That's easy-math, aka Retardumblican calculus, mans...

Try again, m8.

P.S. Beware the Event Horizon. *)


Purple monkey dishwasher?
 
2012-10-10 09:21:27 PM

RealAmericanHero: Indubitably: No, you don't.

That's easy-math, aka Retardumblican calculus, mans...

Try again, m8.

P.S. Beware the Event Horizon. *)

Purple monkey dishwasher?


Wif teefs.
 
2012-10-10 09:21:59 PM

Indubitably: Wif teefs.


Well now we're talking business
 
2012-10-10 09:22:33 PM
Well, this is fark.
 
2012-10-10 09:25:36 PM

RealAmericanHero: Indubitably: Wif teefs.

Well now we're talking business


Are we?
 
2012-10-10 09:29:09 PM

Indubitably: Are we?


Yes.

Or perhaps this is just a clever ruse to sleep with you.
 
2012-10-10 09:30:20 PM

RealAmericanHero: Indubitably: Are we?

Yes.

Or perhaps this is just a clever ruse to sleep with you.


It depends.

*)
 
2012-10-10 09:39:53 PM
More Fever. Less Nessman.
 
2012-10-10 09:42:07 PM

Harry_Seldon: More Fever. Less Nessman.


BOOGERRRRRRRRRR!
 
2012-10-10 09:44:04 PM

meyerkev: "cross-border shelling"

Wait what? Syria is shooting into Turkey? Are they trying to piss Turkey off?


Yes.I suspect they are. .
 
2012-10-10 09:44:22 PM

RealAmericanHero: Indubitably: Are we?

Yes.

Or perhaps this is just a clever ruse to sleep with you.


You *do* realize that if you don't reply, Indubit will just reply to themselves a few times and leave, right?
 
2012-10-10 09:44:40 PM

RealAmericanHero: Indubitably: Are we?

Yes.

Or perhaps this is just a clever ruse to sleep with you.


Hey Baby,

While you were hot earlier, I'm hot now, so let's roll hot together, no?

However, I prefer pussy, so if you sport dick, you'll have to sport it elsewhere. I roll labia...

*)
 
2012-10-10 09:45:29 PM

croesius: RealAmericanHero: Indubitably: Are we?

Yes.

Or perhaps this is just a clever ruse to sleep with you.

You *do* realize that if you don't reply, Indubit will just reply to themselves a few times and leave, right?


Ha!
 
2012-10-10 09:45:53 PM
So 'help with aid relief' is the new 'military advisers', all righty then!
 
2012-10-10 09:47:14 PM

sithon: plus 1 subby. funny headline.


Bravo, Subby. Oh, the humanity.
 
2012-10-10 09:48:27 PM

Notabunny: Harry_Seldon: More Fever. Less Nessman.

BOOGERRRRRRRRRR!


It's a tumor or growth in my nose.

It needs to be extracted, but as a growth, I've grown to love it.

To cut it out requires violence, and I abhor violence mostly.

My face has grown to love it.

Cyber-poet out.

*)
 
2012-10-10 09:50:34 PM
At least it was just a plane plane and not one of them geometric planes.
 
2012-10-10 09:54:07 PM
www.suprmchaos.com

How has nobody posted this yet?
 
2012-10-10 09:58:48 PM

brykmantra: [www.suprmchaos.com image 487x399]

How has nobody posted this yet?


I posted the whole video..
 
2012-10-10 10:11:35 PM
I wonder if Ankara is pulling a "Cheney" aka Looking For What Doesn't Exist.


hmmm
 
2012-10-10 10:25:24 PM

Trashy: I posted the whole video


www.ronfineman.com

Good thinking Big Guy.
 
2012-10-10 10:25:59 PM
how long before Russia steps in and says Turkey is unlawfully detaining Russian citizens? If the plane was only carrying 35 passengers and it regularly holds many more, wondering if they were to go from one end to the other if there are secret compartments holding "goodies" also since Turkey and the US are allies wondering if they submitted photos of the passengers to the CIA and how many are not regular citizens but actually Russian government agents.
 
2012-10-10 10:28:07 PM

Indubitably: However, I prefer pussy, so if you sport dick, you'll have to sport it elsewhere. I roll labia...


Ha... you think I was asking permission
 
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