bel4sucks: I think this dude revealed who he is in the update before this one.
Doc Daneeka: Come back Sabres, come back. Please.The Bills are an unwatchable train wreck, and playoff baseball is only slightly less boring than regular baseball.What am I supposed to do with my evenings?
Doc Daneeka: What am I supposed to do with my evenings?
Lonestar: Nope, sounds like he doesnt like Chara though. Nor Sutter.
Autarky: I've read many of these. If you know who it is, please tell.
bel4sucks: Lonestar: Nope, sounds like he doesnt like Chara though. Nor Sutter.gotta love Fark Dork Genius Brigade logic. Because you didn't see anything, no one else could have.
Rev.K: Cheap Throat is clearly a Canadian hockey player.I read it and imagined Shawn Horcoff.
The Shoveller: No way a guy who spends his time looking it two directions at once comes away from a wood-chopping event with all his limbs intact.
"Screwed Out of Hockey: The Diary of a NHL Hockey Fan, Day 23"
fatalvenom: /probably not too funny, but worth a shot
Your Zionist Leader: Well, considering that you're barely literate, it certainly isn't you seeing anything
Lonestar: Gotta love Fark's indenpendant douchebags, if you think hes someone why dont you tell us and share us your "logic".
Flappyhead: Autarky: I've read many of these. If you know who it is, please tell.Colton Orr has emerged as a strong candidate.
bel4sucks: Bottom line, with so few men having those exact experiences, and the stories that got told about them, I'd be willing to bet it isn't even just players that know who this is. Staff, coaches, sports writers, etc etc etc. All it takes is one of those people to not like this guy very much, and out comes his identity.
Rev.K: He said his first contract was $847,000.
puckhead: seems like a plugger, who made some cake, like a Niel or an Ott.
HaveBeerWillTravel: I have to believe he's throwing out some misdirection if this is actually an NHL player and he really doesn't want to be identified. Otherwise, why bother hiding who he is in the first place, since he'd inevitably be caught. Some of these stories about other players have to be absolute fiction, and I suspect it's probably a lot of fun for this dude to make them up, which is fine by me: there pretty funny to read, too.
HaveBeerWillTravel: But he's never played in Pittsburgh on Thanksgiving.
bel4sucks: Hell the story about Marchment (or Marchant) riding on top of the bus and then farking a groupie on top of the thing narrowed it down. Now this story narrows it down further. The fact that hockey (and I assume all) locker rooms are more gossipy than grandma's drunken card games means a whole lot of people heard about the dumbass that farked himself up in a strip club.
bel4sucks: Your Zionist Leader: Well, considering that you're barely literate, it certainly isn't you seeing anythingAwwww did my post not meet your superior "posting on the internet" guidelines?
soopey: I don't really care who it is. Dude is going to get a lot of flack for really liking Meryl Streep.
e-christ: Okay Junior Detectives, I just spent an hour (at 2-3am) trying to identify this person. No luck. Teams that would've been in Pittsburgh for an away game right before Canuckian Thanksgiving:2011 Florida Panthers2010 Toronto Maple Leafs (kinduv a stretch, cuz their game was on a Wednesday, but still possible since their previous game was on Saturday)2008 Philadelphia FlyersI didn't go any further back, cuz it's late and I'm tired and it became more clear in the last hour how pointless it is.I looked for Canadian players who are 6'2" (or close)(he mentions his height), have a good amount of NHL experience, and then checked for a first salary of $847,000. Nothing.
Lonestar: Ok so basically, you say in one post that you KNOW who he is by reading a post, now you say that this story might have been posted to throw people off? After you say that you havent pretended to know that you know who the player was?Wow, I havent seen any flipflopping this obvious since the early days of Tatsuma.You, are a sunnyside-up egg.
Your Zionist Leader: Just a bit surprised you care about hockey since it doesn't involve St Timmy
bel4sucks: Your Zionist Leader: Just a bit surprised you care about hockey since it doesn't involve St TimmySo the name belfour sucks didn't clue you in that I might like hockey? And you're the one calling me barely literate?
Your Zionist Leader: No, I got that. You just only seem to ever post in threads fellating Tebow.
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