cookiefleck: What I find humiliating is that cold steel thing they slide up your cooch and the actual groping you get when they get curious if your tits are real. I understand a quick 3 second feel to the under boob area.. pinching and rubbing of the nipples seems excessive.
Vectronum. Why don't we stop poking the hornets' nest?
Monkeyfark Ridiculous: CowardlyLion: The agents are normal, poorly-paid folks--the system and a-holes who put the whole thing together are the ones to blame.People who are following orders are not to blame for what they personally do? This is what you're going with?
The Southern Dandy: I just thought of something....imagine that....A passenger can opt out of the xray scan and request a pat down, correct?Can a female passenger request that pat down be conducted by a female TSA agent? If so, why?Can a male passenger request a pat down by a female TSA agent? If not, why not?
pottie: OSULugan: Usually, you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.No, no, it's the happy ending you pay double for.
matovichj: me and my finance
Kaiser Bill's Batman: I had testicle surgery in June, the incision and scar now show up as "something" on the airport scan, so not only did I get a dose of radiation, I also got ball checked to make sure I hadn't stuffed one of them with explosives the last time I flew.
red5ish: que.guero: Wouldn't being flicked in the testicles result in an automatic roundhouse kick to the flicker's face?Never go roundhouse, you turn your back for an instant. Always go straight kick. It's faster too. But if the guy is leaning down you might just use your knee.
Indubitably: I have passed the TSA many times and never been manhandled.
que.guero: Wouldn't being flicked in the testicles result in an automatic roundhouse kick to the flicker's face?
Coco LaFemme: Why do we put up with this shiat? There can't really be that many docile, lobotomized sacks of meat walking around this country, can there?
MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm afraid I would have had a much more violent reaction under the circumstances
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