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2012-10-10 02:25:55 PM
road rash makes the bacon taste better
 
2012-10-10 02:39:55 PM
Self-tenderizing meat is the way of the future.
 
2012-10-10 02:43:08 PM
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 
2012-10-10 02:53:19 PM
Yesterday morning, at a red light, car pulls up behind me, before it stops the passenger side door opens, a woman jumps out. Car comes to a stop, the woman takes her cup of coffee, throws it at the windshield, cup smashes, car windshield wipers come on, I'm praying Light turn green light turn green, Light turns green, woman walks straight, car turns right. She was sobbing.

/I don't know, I thought the video was going to be of a woman jumping out of a car.
 
2012-10-10 02:56:22 PM
Well...
 
2012-10-10 03:00:08 PM
I had a kitten that did that once. I had him in the cab of the pickup truck, I was moving from Las Cruces to Albuquerque. The cat was whining and crying and I thought I'd just let him out the back window into the bed of the truck so he could curl up somewhere safe.

Not sure what I was thinking because he walked straight atop the furniture and jumped off the back of the truck, I was doing about 70 MPH. I saw him scurry off the road, by the time I found him he was huddled under a cactus with one of his legs snapped. I think I was 20. I cried a little bit for him.
 
2012-10-10 03:00:38 PM
Maxwell, NOOOOOOOOO!
 
2012-10-10 03:17:28 PM

jaylectricity: I had a kitten that did that once. I had him in the cab of the pickup truck, I was moving from Las Cruces to Albuquerque. The cat was whining and crying and I thought I'd just let him out the back window into the bed of the truck so he could curl up somewhere safe.

Not sure what I was thinking because he walked straight atop the furniture and jumped off the back of the truck, I was doing about 70 MPH. I saw him scurry off the road, by the time I found him he was huddled under a cactus with one of his legs snapped. I think I was 20. I cried a little bit for him.


you are a farking idiot.
 
2012-10-10 03:59:23 PM

some_beer_drinker: jaylectricity: I had a kitten that did that once. I had him in the cab of the pickup truck, I was moving from Las Cruces to Albuquerque. The cat was whining and crying and I thought I'd just let him out the back window into the bed of the truck so he could curl up somewhere safe.

Not sure what I was thinking because he walked straight atop the furniture and jumped off the back of the truck, I was doing about 70 MPH. I saw him scurry off the road, by the time I found him he was huddled under a cactus with one of his legs snapped. I think I was 20. I cried a little bit for him.

you are a farking idiot.


Seriously. Who bothers to look for a cat?
 
2012-10-10 04:06:58 PM

ArcadianRefugee: some_beer_drinker: jaylectricity: I had a kitten that did that once. I had him in the cab of the pickup truck, I was moving from Las Cruces to Albuquerque. The cat was whining and crying and I thought I'd just let him out the back window into the bed of the truck so he could curl up somewhere safe.

Not sure what I was thinking because he walked straight atop the furniture and jumped off the back of the truck, I was doing about 70 MPH. I saw him scurry off the road, by the time I found him he was huddled under a cactus with one of his legs snapped. I think I was 20. I cried a little bit for him.

you are a farking idiot.

Seriously. Who bothers to look for a free cat?


Fixed.
 
2012-10-10 04:07:52 PM
I saw a couple of pigs jump out of a livestock trailer that I was following once. They both tumbled, got up and ran off in the same direction. It was a state highway right next to some river bottom land. This area has a lot of wild pigs in the area. I have no doubt these two only helped the population grow.
 
2012-10-10 04:13:08 PM
I thought it was going to be a video of a police chase.
 
2012-10-10 04:20:51 PM
Newt's latest mistress said she wants to get married?
 
2012-10-10 04:31:01 PM
As god as my witness, I thought I'd see a fat woman fly.
 
2012-10-10 04:37:19 PM
That'll do pig, that'll do.
 
2012-10-10 04:40:46 PM

kimwim: Yesterday morning, at a red light, car pulls up behind me, before it stops the passenger side door opens, a woman jumps out. Car comes to a stop, the woman takes her cup of coffee, throws it at the windshield, cup smashes, car windshield wipers come on, I'm praying Light turn green light turn green, Light turns green, woman walks straight, car turns right. She was sobbing.

/I don't know, I thought the video was going to be of a woman jumping out of a car.


You're obviously not married...
 
2012-10-10 04:52:59 PM

ArcadianRefugee: some_beer_drinker: jaylectricity: I had a kitten that did that once. I had him in the cab of the pickup truck, I was moving from Las Cruces to Albuquerque. The cat was whining and crying and I thought I'd just let him out the back window into the bed of the truck so he could curl up somewhere safe.

Not sure what I was thinking because he walked straight atop the furniture and jumped off the back of the truck, I was doing about 70 MPH. I saw him scurry off the road, by the time I found him he was huddled under a cactus with one of his legs snapped. I think I was 20. I cried a little bit for him.

you are a farking idiot.

Seriously. Who bothers to look for a cat?


He might be thoughtless. But I'd get yourself checked out on the psychopathy scale.
 
2012-10-10 04:59:11 PM

jaylectricity: I had a kitten that did that once. I had him in the cab of the pickup truck, I was moving from Las Cruces to Albuquerque. The cat was whining and crying and I thought I'd just let him out the back window into the bed of the truck so he could curl up somewhere safe.

Not sure what I was thinking because he walked straight atop the furniture and jumped off the back of the truck, I was doing about 70 MPH. I saw him scurry off the road, by the time I found him he was huddled under a cactus with one of his legs snapped. I think I was 20. I cried a little bit for him.


So what did you do? Did you get the cat help or what?
 
2012-10-10 05:09:48 PM

sithon: ArcadianRefugee: some_beer_drinker: jaylectricity: I had a kitten that did that once. I had him in the cab of the pickup truck, I was moving from Las Cruces to Albuquerque. The cat was whining and crying and I thought I'd just let him out the back window into the bed of the truck so he could curl up somewhere safe.

Not sure what I was thinking because he walked straight atop the furniture and jumped off the back of the truck, I was doing about 70 MPH. I saw him scurry off the road, by the time I found him he was huddled under a cactus with one of his legs snapped. I think I was 20. I cried a little bit for him.

you are a farking idiot.

Seriously. Who bothers to look for a cat?

He might be thoughtless. But I'd get yourself checked out on the psychopathy scale.


Pfft. Whatever. Once a cat jumps out the back of a vehicle going 70 that's one of those "let it go, man, it's gone" moments.

/would go back for a dog
 
2012-10-10 05:10:45 PM
Kind of reminds me of the first scene of Salo, when the kid jumps out of the truck only to get shot. Best thing for him really.
 
2012-10-10 05:11:36 PM

sithon: ArcadianRefugee: some_beer_drinker: jaylectricity: I had a kitten that did that once. I had him in the cab of the pickup truck, I was moving from Las Cruces to Albuquerque. The cat was whining and crying and I thought I'd just let him out the back window into the bed of the truck so he could curl up somewhere safe.

Not sure what I was thinking because he walked straight atop the furniture and jumped off the back of the truck, I was doing about 70 MPH. I saw him scurry off the road, by the time I found him he was huddled under a cactus with one of his legs snapped. I think I was 20. I cried a little bit for him.

you are a farking idiot.

Seriously. Who bothers to look for a cat?

He might be thoughtless. But I'd get yourself checked out on the psychopathy scale.


imageshack.us
 
2012-10-10 05:19:06 PM
I was half expecting the trailer for the latest episode of "Here comes Honey Boo Boo"
 
2012-10-10 05:20:37 PM

yourgodsucks: I thought it was going to be a video of a police chase.


I thought it was going to be another thread about Honey Boo Boo's mom.
 
2012-10-10 05:23:03 PM
Fat pig jumps put of moving car

wut
 
2012-10-10 05:27:07 PM
(from the same site) More pressing issues are at hand:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=320_1349824770
 
2012-10-10 05:29:25 PM

SirTanon: I was half expecting the trailer for the latest episode of "Here comes Honey Boo Boo"


See? She is today's Shirley Temple.
 
2012-10-10 05:30:54 PM
i.huffpost.com
 
2012-10-10 05:45:47 PM

phlegmmo: Fat pig jumps put of moving car

wut


I think subbs meant to type 'jump puts.'
 
2012-10-10 05:46:12 PM

phlegmmo: Fat pig jumps put of moving car

wut


OMG, ... we've missed it this long?

Good catch
 
2012-10-10 05:59:42 PM

Cubansaltyballs: So what did you do? Did you get the cat help or what?


Yeah, I brought him to an animal hospital when I got up to Albuquerque. I was gutless, though. I told them I found the cat on the side of the road.
 
2012-10-10 06:03:43 PM

jaylectricity: Cubansaltyballs: So what did you do? Did you get the cat help or what?

Yeah, I brought him to an animal hospital when I got up to Albuquerque. I was gutless, though. I told them I found the cat on the side of the road.


Was the vet a young beautiful woman who fell in love with you because of your selfless ways? I would have totally gone with it, if it played out like that.
 
2012-10-10 06:12:11 PM

LeroyBourne: Was the vet a young beautiful woman who fell in love with you because of your selfless ways? I would have totally gone with it, if it played out like that.


Reminds me of another story I have but last time I told it people told me it was not a cool story.
 
2012-10-10 06:17:04 PM

jaylectricity: LeroyBourne: Was the vet a young beautiful woman who fell in love with you because of your selfless ways? I would have totally gone with it, if it played out like that.

Reminds me of another story I have but last time I told it people told me it was not a cool story.


Oh god, the Tijuana Donkey Show story is something I don't want to relieve. Especially when we figured out which "bone" was broken.

:P
 
2012-10-10 06:17:50 PM

Modguy: jaylectricity: LeroyBourne: Was the vet a young beautiful woman who fell in love with you because of your selfless ways? I would have totally gone with it, if it played out like that.

Reminds me of another story I have but last time I told it people told me it was not a cool story.

Oh god, the Tijuana Donkey Show story is something I don't want to relieve relive. Especially when we figured out which "bone" was broken.

:P


Fark, FTFM
 
2012-10-10 06:55:00 PM
Thought there would be a Rosie O'donnell story,
left pleased.
Different pig. Different story.
 
2012-10-10 07:48:41 PM
Th-th-th-that's all folks!
 
2012-10-10 07:52:12 PM
I was expecting Adele
 
2012-10-10 08:22:05 PM
www.american-buddha.com

I'll just nip off and throw myself off a truck then.
 
2012-10-10 08:23:20 PM

LeroyBourne: phlegmmo: Fat pig jumps put of moving car

wut

I think subbs meant to type 'jump puts.'


bevan.net
 
2012-10-10 08:35:19 PM
PrisonPorcine Break
 
2012-10-10 09:01:47 PM

jaylectricity: LeroyBourne: Was the vet a young beautiful woman who fell in love with you because of your selfless ways? I would have totally gone with it, if it played out like that.

Reminds me of another story I have but last time I told it people told me it was not a cool story.


you don't say...
 
2012-10-10 09:41:09 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

Subby puts out.
 
2012-10-10 11:50:18 PM
Chapter Three A Short Digression on the Pig; or, Why Heaven Hates Ham

All religions have a tendency to feature some dietary injunction or prohibition, whether it is the now lapsed Catholic injunction to eat fish on Fridays, or the adoration by Hindus of the cow as a consecrated and invulnerable animal (the government of India even offered to import and protect all the cattle facing slaughter as a result of the bovine encephalitic, or "mad cow," plague that swept Europe in the 1990s), or the refusal by some other Eastern cults to consume any animal flesh, or to injure any other creature be it rat or flea. But the oldest and most tenacious of all fetishes is the hatred and even fear of the pig. It emerged in primitive Judaea, and was for centuries one of the ways-the other being circumcision-by which Jews could be distinguished...

Hitchens
 
2012-10-11 12:33:35 AM
I'm not going to click on another Honey Boo Boo link, no matter what she does.

Oh.
 
2012-10-11 12:40:44 AM
s8.postimage.org
 
2012-10-11 12:45:02 AM

jaylectricity: Cubansaltyballs: So what did you do? Did you get the cat help or what?

Yeah, I brought him to an animal hospital when I got up to Albuquerque. I was gutless, though. I told them I found the cat on the side of the road.


Did he recover?
 
2012-10-11 12:47:57 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Chapter Three A Short Digression on the Pig; or, Why Heaven Hates Ham

All religions have a tendency to feature some dietary injunction or prohibition, whether it is the now lapsed Catholic injunction to eat fish on Fridays, or the adoration by Hindus of the cow as a consecrated and invulnerable animal (the government of India even offered to import and protect all the cattle facing slaughter as a result of the bovine encephalitic, or "mad cow," plague that swept Europe in the 1990s), or the refusal by some other Eastern cults to consume any animal flesh, or to injure any other creature be it rat or flea. But the oldest and most tenacious of all fetishes is the hatred and even fear of the pig. It emerged in primitive Judaea, and was for centuries one of the ways-the other being circumcision-by which Jews could be distinguished...

Hitchens


Pigs do tend to carry a lot of diseases.
 
2012-10-11 05:11:11 AM
Fat pig? Around here we call that "smoking hot."
 
2012-10-11 08:27:23 AM

Gordon Bennett: Fat pig? Around here we call that "smoking hot."


imageshack.us

Indeed.
 
2012-10-11 07:38:37 PM
Based on the title I was expecting a fat woman being kicked out of a car. Was disappointed.
 
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