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(Huffington Post)   Padma Lakshmi allows a fan to eat a piece of ham off her body for a $1000 charitable dona...This just in, several financial institutions have just closed due to an unexpected and massive bank run   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 31
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2012-10-10 04:42:39 PM
11 votes:

thecpt: FirstNationalBastard: Ham and clams?

winner winner ham dinner.

would've also excepted clean legs and ham


I would eat it in her box,
I would eat it off that fox?
2012-10-10 04:42:50 PM
7 votes:
Sometimes I wonder why we elected her queen of Naboo.
2012-10-10 05:38:26 PM
5 votes:
i141.photobucket.com

Can you smell the ham I'm cookin'?
2012-10-10 05:07:52 PM
4 votes:
i291.photobucket.com

I'm just gonna go find a cash machine....
2012-10-10 05:01:05 PM
3 votes:

trappedspirit: fivehead


joshsgarage.typepad.com 

...she has a head?
2012-10-10 04:39:25 PM
3 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Ham and clams?


winner winner ham dinner.

would've also excepted clean legs and ham
2012-10-10 08:22:58 PM
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

Thousands of dyslexic nerds just irreparably smashed their piggy banks.
2012-10-10 04:44:11 PM
2 votes:

NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?


There are people in this country that AREN'T circumcised?
2012-10-10 03:24:05 PM
2 votes:
Ham and clams?
2012-10-10 02:55:17 PM
2 votes:
www.tomcorsonknowles.com

How about chocolate, wonder what the going rate on that is?
2012-10-10 10:42:38 PM
1 votes:
... Brandt can't watch though ... or he has to pay $100
2012-10-10 08:57:57 PM
1 votes:
imageshack.us

I'm pretty sure I'd eat a sizable load of dogshiat off of that.
2012-10-10 08:11:16 PM
1 votes:
www.highsnobiety.com
2012-10-10 07:55:14 PM
1 votes:

soupbone: trappedspirit: [i141.photobucket.com image 352x328]

Can you smell the ham I'm cookin'?

Do you have the original of that pic?


Sure

www.holdinoutforahero.org
2012-10-10 06:34:22 PM
1 votes:
NPR's midday newsreader Lakshmi Singh?! Holy farkballs you better believe I'll fork over a grand to... oh, it's not? Pass.

/From NPR News in Washington, I'll be in my bunk
2012-10-10 06:34:07 PM
1 votes:
Why ould I want to eat ham off of an NPR reporter?
2012-10-10 05:52:06 PM
1 votes:
How much for the soft taco?

Cute but not worth a grand. I'd use the 1k to by a nice set of dinner plates If I were that hard up for dishware and still have plenty of change for the beer.
2012-10-10 05:25:35 PM
1 votes:
Repeat my mantra: HAMMMMMMM......

i173.photobucket.com
2012-10-10 05:22:32 PM
1 votes:
mmmmmm... Iberico ham......

I would give that woman the best 90 seconds of my life. I mean if she didn't move around. Otherwise, less
2012-10-10 05:22:01 PM
1 votes:
From the comments

Salem1
154 Fans
1 second ago ( 5:06 PM)
So objectifying and anti-vegan.



i478.photobucket.com
2012-10-10 05:18:13 PM
1 votes:
They going HAM.
2012-10-10 05:04:32 PM
1 votes:

Asterix: Not that I would know anything about it, but I would imagine that a guy who has $$ for something so frivolous probably has access to way better ass that Padma.

She is very beautiful and graceful for sure, but something about her seeming airheadedness on Top Chef (Which I will admit changed somewhat after seeing her on Andy Cohen's show) kind of dims it for me.

I have seen hotter chicks than Padma in airports.


Yeah, but how many of them did you eat ham off of?
2012-10-10 04:54:11 PM
1 votes:
Wasn't she one of the Patil twins in the Harry Potter movies?
2012-10-10 04:51:49 PM
1 votes:

Marisyana: Remember, Salman Rushdie used to hit that. Do you really want to go where he went?

Oh, wait, I forgot where I was ...


Her mouth has to taste like old man balls and curry.
2012-10-10 04:48:02 PM
1 votes:
www.parade.com
i141.photobucket.com
2012-10-10 04:45:24 PM
1 votes:
Remember, Salman Rushdie used to hit that. Do you really want to go where he went?

Oh, wait, I forgot where I was ...
2012-10-10 04:40:34 PM
1 votes:
How much for the fish?
2012-10-10 04:40:11 PM
1 votes:

thecpt: FirstNationalBastard: Ham and clams?

winner winner ham dinner.

would've also excepted clean legs and ham


You forgot about gams.
2012-10-10 02:40:59 PM
1 votes:
Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?
2012-10-10 02:30:03 PM
1 votes:
Apparently, if you want to eat a piece of ham off Padma Lakshmi's body, the going rate is $1,000.

Sold.

Not only would I happily do this, I would fly her down here for the event. Wife permitting, of course.

Padma, if you read this, EIP.
2012-10-10 02:22:10 PM
1 votes:
Hamwallet. There's a joke here somewhere for hamwallet, but I'll be damned if I can find it.
 
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