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2012-10-10 02:22:10 PM
Hamwallet. There's a joke here somewhere for hamwallet, but I'll be damned if I can find it.
 
2012-10-10 02:30:03 PM
Apparently, if you want to eat a piece of ham off Padma Lakshmi's body, the going rate is $1,000.

Sold.

Not only would I happily do this, I would fly her down here for the event. Wife permitting, of course.

Padma, if you read this, EIP.
 
2012-10-10 02:40:59 PM
Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?
 
2012-10-10 02:54:08 PM
Is that in the champagne room?
 
2012-10-10 02:55:17 PM
www.tomcorsonknowles.com

How about chocolate, wonder what the going rate on that is?
 
2012-10-10 03:00:33 PM
1) Where do I get to place the ham?
2) Is this a private screening?
 
2012-10-10 03:24:05 PM
Ham and clams?
 
2012-10-10 04:39:21 PM
If you have to pay for it, you're doing it wrong.
 
2012-10-10 04:39:25 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Ham and clams?


winner winner ham dinner.

would've also excepted clean legs and ham
 
2012-10-10 04:40:11 PM

thecpt: FirstNationalBastard: Ham and clams?

winner winner ham dinner.

would've also excepted clean legs and ham


You forgot about gams.
 
2012-10-10 04:40:34 PM
How much for the fish?
 
2012-10-10 04:40:37 PM
What a pig
 
2012-10-10 04:40:44 PM
I would do it for free. Oh, wait... you mean I have to pay? shiat... .... anyone have a grand I can borrow?
 
2012-10-10 04:42:39 PM

thecpt: FirstNationalBastard: Ham and clams?

winner winner ham dinner.

would've also excepted clean legs and ham


I would eat it in her box,
I would eat it off that fox?
 
2012-10-10 04:42:50 PM
Sometimes I wonder why we elected her queen of Naboo.
 
2012-10-10 04:43:23 PM
Mask..... CHECK!
Gun..... CHECK!
Written note to teller for money in $1000 denominations..... CHECK!!!

Gotta run to the bank down the street. Back in a bit.
 
2012-10-10 04:44:11 PM

NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?


There are people in this country that AREN'T circumcised?
 
2012-10-10 04:44:16 PM

ThatGuyGreg: Hamwallet. There's a joke here somewhere for hamwallet, but I'll be damned if I can find it.


I could find her hamwallet in a blizzard at midnight during a volcano eruption.
 
j4x
2012-10-10 04:44:23 PM
For a grand I can find a better looking hooker to fark.
 
2012-10-10 04:45:24 PM
Remember, Salman Rushdie used to hit that. Do you really want to go where he went?

Oh, wait, I forgot where I was ...
 
2012-10-10 04:46:09 PM
I really love ham, Padma. You'll have to excuse my voraciousness if my mouth strays a little bit.
 
2012-10-10 04:46:29 PM
I'd like to porky her pig, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-10-10 04:48:02 PM
www.parade.com
i141.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-10 04:48:24 PM

8 inches: NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?

There are people in this country that AREN'T circumcised?


Yoar penis...it grotesque
 
2012-10-10 04:49:29 PM
Who?
 
2012-10-10 04:49:47 PM
I demand pics!
 
2012-10-10 04:51:12 PM
Padma expense report.
 
2012-10-10 04:51:38 PM
So she's not Kosher?
 
2012-10-10 04:51:49 PM

Marisyana: Remember, Salman Rushdie used to hit that. Do you really want to go where he went?

Oh, wait, I forgot where I was ...


Her mouth has to taste like old man balls and curry.
 
2012-10-10 04:52:24 PM

Blues Lounger: 8 inches: NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?

There are people in this country that AREN'T circumcised?

Yoar penis...it grotesque


is a padma thread about to become a genital mutilation thread?
 
IP
2012-10-10 04:53:00 PM
I'd pork her ham if you know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2012-10-10 04:53:00 PM

Marisyana: Remember, Salman Rushdie used to hit that. Do you really want to go where he went?

Oh, wait, I forgot where I was ...


You'd probably get takers just for that reason.
 
2012-10-10 04:54:10 PM
What kind of ham is it?
 
2012-10-10 04:54:11 PM
Wasn't she one of the Patil twins in the Harry Potter movies?
 
2012-10-10 04:55:50 PM
Diaf
 
2012-10-10 04:56:43 PM

pute kisses like a man: Blues Lounger: 8 inches: NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?

There are people in this country that AREN'T circumcised?

Yoar penis...it grotesque

is a padma thread about to become a genital mutilation thread?


Whar's the foreskin!?!
Whar
 
2012-10-10 04:56:47 PM

Marisyana: Remember, Salman Rushdie used to hit that. Do you really want to go where he went?

Oh, wait, I forgot where I was ...


You have a point. Personally, I wouldn't care if she tea bagged my grandpa.... I could learn from the experience... and I am very willing.
 
2012-10-10 04:57:26 PM
Meh, she's not dark enough.
 
2012-10-10 04:57:28 PM

TheOther: ThatGuyGreg: Hamwallet. There's a joke here somewhere for hamwallet, but I'll be damned if I can find it.

I could find her hamwallet in a blizzard at midnight during a volcano eruption.


You'd probably want to wait a few days...
 
2012-10-10 04:57:43 PM

Blues Lounger: 8 inches: NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?

There are people in this country that AREN'T circumcised?

Yoar penis...it grotesque


Hey! Leave me out of this!

P.S: Padma ham?
 
2012-10-10 05:00:21 PM

Marisyana: Remember, Salman Rushdie used to hit that. Do you really want to go where he went?

Oh, wait, I forgot where I was ...


I'm going to assume he didn't leave his penis behind and she has since douched and showered. Then of course I would over and over.
 
2012-10-10 05:00:37 PM

shakenasababy: What kind of ham is it?


Jamón ibérico (Spanish: [xaˈmon iˈβeɾiko]; "Iberian ham", also called pata negra [ˈpata ˈneɣɾa]; "black hoof") is a type of cured ham produced mostly in Spain, but also in some Portuguese regions where it is called presunto ibérico (Portuguese: [pɾɨˈzũt(w) iˈbɛɾiku]). According to Spain's Denominación de Origen rules on food products, the jamón ibérico may be made from black Iberian pigs, or cross-bred pigs as long as they are at least 75% ibérico.
 
2012-10-10 05:01:02 PM
I have no idea who that is.

Looked at pictures... I still have no idea who she is.

Woopty do.
 
2012-10-10 05:01:05 PM

trappedspirit: fivehead


joshsgarage.typepad.com 

...she has a head?
 
2012-10-10 05:01:43 PM

NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?


Oh please, no one keeps THAT kosher. There are limits.
 
2012-10-10 05:01:51 PM

Marisyana: Remember, Salman Rushdie used to hit that. Do you really want to go where he went?

Oh, wait, I forgot where I was ...


Oh come on - Think about all the beautiful women that have had douchebags or rushdie-level-ugly guys as husbands/boyfriends. It's almost as if appearance isn't the only factor in choosing a mate.

Plus, Rushie had a lot of factors going for him.Smarts, Arrogant Jackass, Knighthood, Numerous Awards, Life of Danger, long history of marrying models.
 
2012-10-10 05:02:44 PM
Not that I would know anything about it, but I would imagine that a guy who has $$ for something so frivolous probably has access to way better ass that Padma.

She is very beautiful and graceful for sure, but something about her seeming airheadedness on Top Chef (Which I will admit changed somewhat after seeing her on Andy Cohen's show) kind of dims it for me.

I have seen hotter chicks than Padma in airports.
 
2012-10-10 05:03:42 PM

NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?


Clearly, Padma hates the jews.
 
2012-10-10 05:04:16 PM

Marisyana: Remember, Salman Rushdie used to hit that. Do you really want to go where he went?

Oh, wait, I forgot where I was ...


I bet once you get past the "used" part it's pretty good.....
 
2012-10-10 05:04:18 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: I have no idea who that is.

Looked at pictures... I still have no idea who she is.

Woopty do.


I had to do a GIS for her. And yes, I would woopty do her in a heartbeat!
 
2012-10-10 05:04:32 PM

Asterix: Not that I would know anything about it, but I would imagine that a guy who has $$ for something so frivolous probably has access to way better ass that Padma.

She is very beautiful and graceful for sure, but something about her seeming airheadedness on Top Chef (Which I will admit changed somewhat after seeing her on Andy Cohen's show) kind of dims it for me.

I have seen hotter chicks than Padma in airports.


Yeah, but how many of them did you eat ham off of?
 
2012-10-10 05:05:32 PM

Marisyana: Remember, Salman Rushdie used to hit that. Do you really want to go where he went?

Oh, wait, I forgot where I was ...


I hate to break this to you, but almost all of the sexual partners you've had have likely had other sexual partners before. That one of hers was Salman Rushdie doesn't mean the experience with her would be sullied, it just means her vagina has a price tag on it.
 
2012-10-10 05:06:15 PM

8 inches: NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?

There are people in this country that AREN'T circumcised?


Probably more than half aren't, I'd guess, since roughly 0% of females are circumcised. I'd also guess that a vast majority of us that are circumcised don't keep kosher anyway.

As for TFA, my roommate has been a vegetarian for 8 years, and she would pony up a grand to eat ham off Padma in a heartbeat.
 
2012-10-10 05:06:59 PM
You guys are NOT going to turn this into a circumcision thread.
 
2012-10-10 05:07:52 PM
i291.photobucket.com

I'm just gonna go find a cash machine....
 
2012-10-10 05:08:07 PM
I'll pay $100 to lick the excess chocolate sauce from Nigella Lawson's fingers, though...
 
2012-10-10 05:09:37 PM

jdjoker: 8 inches: NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?

There are people in this country that AREN'T circumcised?

Probably more than half aren't, I'd guess, since roughly 0% of females are circumcised. I'd also guess that a vast majority of us that are circumcised don't keep kosher anyway.

As for TFA, my roommate has been a vagitarian for 8 years, and she would pony up a grand to eat ham off Padma in a heartbeat.


FTFY
 
2012-10-10 05:12:17 PM

Asterix: Not that I would know anything about it, but I would imagine that a guy who has $$ for something so frivolous probably has access to way better ass that Padma.


Access to cash for a $1000 donation? That's not indicative of a rich person. We have people at our public school charity auction writing checks for $5K, and they got no access to alternatives. None.

For a $10 donation, we're starting to talk. Starting.
 
2012-10-10 05:12:28 PM

Hawk Ptuey: jdjoker: 8 inches: NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?

There are people in this country that AREN'T circumcised?

Probably more than half aren't, I'd guess, since roughly 0% of females are circumcised. I'd also guess that a vast majority of us that are circumcised don't keep kosher anyway.

As for TFA, my roommate has been a vagitarian for 8 years, and she would pony up a grand to eat ham off Padma in a heartbeat.

FTFY


Christ, I had to go back and forth 4 times to find what the hell you fixed. Then I lol'd.
 
2012-10-10 05:12:34 PM

Asterix: I have seen hotter chicks than Padma in airports.

walking up seventh avenue between Penn Station and Times Square.
 
2012-10-10 05:12:56 PM
K, K, $10K donation. Fucing eyboard is having trouble with 's
 
2012-10-10 05:14:15 PM
Guess who hit that?

ll-media.extratv.com
 
2012-10-10 05:18:13 PM
They going HAM.
 
2012-10-10 05:18:39 PM

hdhale: Marisyana: Remember, Salman Rushdie used to hit that. Do you really want to go where he went?

Oh, wait, I forgot where I was ...

I'm going to assume he didn't leave his penis behind and she has since douched and showered. Then of course I would over and over.


Salman Rushdie - Letter to the 6 billionth person

Dear little Six - Billionth Living Person: As one of the newest members of a notoriously inquisitive species, it probably won't be too long before you start asking the two $64,000 questions with which the other 5,999,999,999 of us have been wrestling for some time.

How did we get here? And, now that we are here, how shall we live?

Oddly - as if six billion of us weren't enough to be going on with - it will almost certainly be suggested to you that the answer to the question of origins requires you to believe in the existence of a further, invisible, innefable Being "somewhere up there", an omnipotent creature whom we poor limited creatures are unable even to perceive, much less to understand. That is, you will be strongly encouraged to imagine a heaven, with at least one god in residence.

This sky god, it's said, made the universe by churning its matter in a giant pot. Or, he danced. Or, he vomited creation out of himself. Or, he simply called it into being, and lo, it Was. In some of the more interesting creation stories, the singly mighty sky god is subdivided into many lesser forces - junior dieties, avatars, gigantic metamorphic "ancestors" whose adventures create the landscape, or the whimsical, wanton, meddling, cruel pantheons of the great polytheisms, whose wild doings will convince you that the real engine of creation was lust; for infinite power, for too easily broken human bodies, for clouds of glory. But it's only fair to add that there are also stories which offer the message that the primary creative impulse was, and is, love...
 
2012-10-10 05:18:43 PM

8 inches: NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?

There are people in this country that AREN'T circumcised?


Most boys born in the state of California are uncircumcised nowadays.
 
2012-10-10 05:20:24 PM

Marisyana: Remember, Salman Rushdie used to hit that. Do you really want to go where he went?

Oh, wait, I forgot where I was ...


I could reach parts of her that Rushdie couldn't!!
 
2012-10-10 05:21:26 PM

Balchinian:
Yeah, but how many of them did you eat ham off of?


Arguably unfair question, given the sea of humanity in airports, but in the spirit of the question: Hamburg, Schipol, Miami and Virgins Terminal in SFO would be good places to start.
 
2012-10-10 05:22:01 PM
From the comments

Salem1
154 Fans
1 second ago ( 5:06 PM)
So objectifying and anti-vegan.



i478.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-10 05:22:32 PM
mmmmmm... Iberico ham......

I would give that woman the best 90 seconds of my life. I mean if she didn't move around. Otherwise, less
 
2012-10-10 05:24:09 PM
Did anyone else see bacon boobs at the bottom of TFA?

Did anyone care that the slideshow down there mocks bacontinis? Bacon Martini's people!! Bacontini, just when I've finally found you, they are trying to separate us. Never, NEVER I say.

/i know, i sound fat
// and drunk
 
2012-10-10 05:24:37 PM

trappedspirit: [www.parade.com image 417x325]
[i141.photobucket.com image 480x600]


People find the oddest things to biatch about in female beauty: "five-heads," "man-jaws," "sharp knees,"...
 
2012-10-10 05:25:35 PM
Repeat my mantra: HAMMMMMMM......

i173.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-10 05:25:49 PM

Mr.Hawk: From the comments

Salem1
154 Fans
1 second ago ( 5:06 PM)
So objectifying and anti-vegan.


[i478.photobucket.com image 358x315]


Oh, what, people who eat meat are anti-vegans now?

Well, so be it. I imagine my protein-fueled body could kick your scrawny ass.
 
2012-10-10 05:26:58 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: I have no idea who that is.

Looked at pictures... I still have no idea who she is.

Woopty do.


Yeah. If only there were some kind of special Googl, er, goggles that would let you look up and find that kind of information.
 
2012-10-10 05:27:49 PM
+1 subby
 
2012-10-10 05:31:00 PM

waterrockets:
Access to cash for a $1000 donation? That's not indicative of a rich person. We have people at our public school charity auction writing checks for $5K, and they got no access to alternatives. None.

For a $10 donation, we're starting to talk. Starting.


What are we talking here, guys who are married or just don't have the social skills? With basic Hygiene and rudimentary social skills (Or enough float for a modest 2 Week Trip to Brazil or India) I suspect Padma will be old hat.

I suppose I am taking a long way around saying that I do not get the crazy attention Padma gets here and on the tubes at large. She is hot, but not Brutus smooched by Olive Oyl going crazy hot.
 
2012-10-10 05:31:55 PM
I am going to need some sprinkles
 
2012-10-10 05:35:00 PM
I am truly losing it! I read that as a fan, as in razor sharp whirling blades, cut a piece of her "ham" as in big ass off and that someone actually ate it! Time to up the meds!
 
2012-10-10 05:35:05 PM

mongbiohazard: Marisyana: Remember, Salman Rushdie used to hit that. Do you really want to go where he went?

Oh, wait, I forgot where I was ...

I hate to break this to you, but almost all of the sexual partners you've had have likely had other sexual partners before. That one of hers was Salman Rushdie doesn't mean the experience with her would be sullied, it just means her vagina has a price tag on it.


Geez. What an idiot. I think I would know if I jerked some other guy off. Wait a min...
 
2012-10-10 05:36:11 PM

Balchinian:
Yeah, but how many of them did you eat ham off of?


Ack, I read the question as would
 
2012-10-10 05:36:35 PM
I'd rather have a nice tossed salad. Will she allow that? You know, for charity?
 
2012-10-10 05:38:26 PM
i141.photobucket.com

Can you smell the ham I'm cookin'?
 
2012-10-10 05:38:46 PM
How the shiat does Rushdie pull ass like that?
 
2012-10-10 05:39:18 PM
Oh, how I would japa her mala. And, believe me, I would finger her guru bead. Oh yes.
 
2012-10-10 05:42:49 PM
Padma Lakshmi? meh. . . now if you said Padme Amidala, there would be no financial institutions left!
 
2012-10-10 05:43:32 PM

mongbiohazard: Marisyana: Remember, Salman Rushdie used to hit that. Do you really want to go where he went?

Oh, wait, I forgot where I was ...

I hate to break this to you, but almost all of the sexual partners you've had have likely had other sexual partners before. That one of hers was Salman Rushdie doesn't mean the experience with her would be sullied, it just means her vagina has a price tag on it.


Could I pay in installments?
 
2012-10-10 05:44:16 PM

RatMaster999: Who?


Some average-looking Puerto Rican woman, judging from the pics.
 
2012-10-10 05:45:23 PM

LoneWolf343: Mr.Hawk: From the comments

Salem1
154 Fans
1 second ago ( 5:06 PM)
So objectifying and anti-vegan.


[i478.photobucket.com image 358x315]

Oh, what, people who eat meat are anti-vegans now?

Well, so be it. I imagine my protein-fueled body could kick your scrawny ass.


So, based on the comments here and abroad, Ms. Lakshmi is an Anti-Semite, anti-feminist, anti-vegan, horrible human being.

And she's married to a guy Iran wants dead.

Good thing she's hot.
 
2012-10-10 05:45:44 PM
id eat it off her face silence of the lambs style
 
2012-10-10 05:45:44 PM

uncleacid: Guess who hit that?


A bus??
 
2012-10-10 05:46:42 PM

meat0918: LoneWolf343: Mr.Hawk: From the comments

Salem1
154 Fans
1 second ago ( 5:06 PM)
So objectifying and anti-vegan.


[i478.photobucket.com image 358x315]

Oh, what, people who eat meat are anti-vegans now?

Well, so be it. I imagine my protein-fueled body could kick your scrawny ass.

So, based on the comments here and abroad, Ms. Lakshmi is an Anti-Semite, anti-feminist, anti-vegan, horrible human being.

And she's married to a guy Iran wants dead.

Good thing
she's hot.


FTFY.

/I would also birdie her num num
 
2012-10-10 05:48:37 PM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: meat0918: LoneWolf343: Mr.Hawk: From the comments

Salem1
154 Fans
1 second ago ( 5:06 PM)
So objectifying and anti-vegan.


[i478.photobucket.com image 358x315]

Oh, what, people who eat meat are anti-vegans now?

Well, so be it. I imagine my protein-fueled body could kick your scrawny ass.

So, based on the comments here and abroad, Ms. Lakshmi is an Anti-Semite, anti-feminist, anti-vegan, horrible human being.

And she's married to a guy Iran wants dead.

Good thing she's hot.

FTFY.

/I would also birdie her num num


What if she made it a McRib?
 
2012-10-10 05:50:05 PM

meat0918: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: meat0918: LoneWolf343: Mr.Hawk: From the comments

Salem1
154 Fans
1 second ago ( 5:06 PM)
So objectifying and anti-vegan.


[i478.photobucket.com image 358x315]

Oh, what, people who eat meat are anti-vegans now?

Well, so be it. I imagine my protein-fueled body could kick your scrawny ass.

So, based on the comments here and abroad, Ms. Lakshmi is an Anti-Semite, anti-feminist, anti-vegan, horrible human being.

And she's married to a guy Iran wants dead.

Good thing she's hot.

FTFY.

/I would also birdie her num num

What if she made it a McRib?


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-10 05:52:06 PM
How much for the soft taco?

Cute but not worth a grand. I'd use the 1k to by a nice set of dinner plates If I were that hard up for dishware and still have plenty of change for the beer.
 
2012-10-10 05:53:13 PM

clowncar on fire: How much for the soft taco?

Cute but not worth a grand. I'd use the 1k to by buy a nice set of dinner plates If I were that hard up for dishware, and still have plenty of change for the beer.

 
2012-10-10 05:53:29 PM
I'd be tempted to bid big bucks for a salami she played with.
 
2012-10-10 05:54:20 PM

Znuh: If you have to pay for it, you're doing it wrong.


don't kid yourself. you pay for every little bit. if i could go back and do it all over again it would be hookers galore. i'd be much happier and much wealthier.
 
2012-10-10 05:55:16 PM

meat0918: LoneWolf343: Mr.Hawk: From the comments

Salem1
154 Fans
1 second ago ( 5:06 PM)
So objectifying and anti-vegan.


[i478.photobucket.com image 358x315]

Oh, what, people who eat meat are anti-vegans now?

Well, so be it. I imagine my protein-fueled body could kick your scrawny ass.

So, based on the comments here and abroad, Ms. Lakshmi is an Anti-Semite, anti-feminist, anti-vegan, horrible human being.

And she was married to a guy Iran wants dead.

She has a babby by one of the Dell brothers

Good thing she's hot.

 
2012-10-10 05:59:52 PM

FizixJunkee: 8 inches: NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?

There are people in this country that AREN'T circumcised?

Most boys born in the state of California are uncircumcised nowadays.


That's not true. The only places up in arms about it are the cities surrounding UC Berkeley.
 
2012-10-10 06:04:35 PM

clowncar on fire: How much for the soft taco?

Cute but not worth a grand. I'd use the 1k to by a nice set of dinner plates If I were that hard up for dishware and still have plenty of change for the beer.


Maybe you could put the money towards a writing course.
 
2012-10-10 06:05:02 PM
Do I get to pick where the ham is eaten from, and what's my time limit?

/just kidding, I'm in for $100
//ten times
 
2012-10-10 06:07:55 PM
thank you, cum again
 
2012-10-10 06:13:21 PM
She's always struck me as a bit of a snob. This seems out of the ordinary for her, but doesn't really change much.
 
2012-10-10 06:14:32 PM

Rufus Lee King: How dare you people. Seriously.

[www.goddessgift.com image 600x813] 

It's not a joke.


I'm sure you never joke about broken images. Serious bidness.
 
2012-10-10 06:16:27 PM

Some 'Splainin' To Do: Pray 4 Mojo: I have no idea who that is.

Looked at pictures... I still have no idea who she is.

Woopty do.

Yeah. If only there were some kind of special Googl, er, goggles that would let you look up and find that kind of information.


Yeah, I GIS'ed... she's kinda pretty... but... honestly... I've paid hotter chicks less money to do more stuff.

I guess what I'm saying is... I wasn't gonna go read her bio or anything... I don't really care who she is.
 
2012-10-10 06:19:21 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: Some 'Splainin' To Do: Pray 4 Mojo: I have no idea who that is.

Looked at pictures... I still have no idea who she is.

Woopty do.

Yeah. If only there were some kind of special Googl, er, goggles that would let you look up and find that kind of information.

Yeah, I GIS'ed... she's kinda pretty... but... honestly... I've paid hotter chicks less money to do more stuff.

I guess what I'm saying is... I wasn't gonna go read her bio or anything... I don't really care who she is.


If you watch her talk and move you might get it.
 
2012-10-10 06:20:30 PM

KrispyKritter: Znuh: If you have to pay for it, you're doing it wrong.

don't kid yourself. you pay for every little bit. if i could go back and do it all over again it would be hookers galore. i'd be much happier and much wealthier.


"If it farks, floats or files,
better to rent than buy."

/and yes... any man that says he never pays for is stupid... or a liar... or both.
 
2012-10-10 06:21:02 PM

Hoarf: Repeat my mantra: HAMMMMMMM......


But where's the pickle?
 
2012-10-10 06:23:16 PM

StoPPeRmobile: If you watch her talk


Wait... $1000 AND she's still going to talk?!?! WTF?

If I go $1500 will she shut up for 10 minutes.

/I overestimate.
 
2012-10-10 06:26:56 PM
I think Pootie Tang named her.
 
2012-10-10 06:29:37 PM

kiwimoogle84: Most boys born in the state of California are uncircumcised nowadays.

That's not true. The only places up in arms about it are the cities surrounding UC Berkeley.


Nope, FizixJunkee is right on that one. It's not that people are 'up in arms' about it elsewhere in the state. It's that a) it's not a default procedure anymore, b) the most common boy's name in California is Jose... i.e., over half the babies born are hispanic and it's not really a common cultural thing among latinos, and c) Medicaid doesn't cover it and over half of all births are covered under Medicaid.
 
2012-10-10 06:32:21 PM

Phil Moskowitz: I think Pootie Tang named her.


Beats rappers that re-name themselves.
 
2012-10-10 06:34:07 PM
Why ould I want to eat ham off of an NPR reporter?
 
2012-10-10 06:34:22 PM
NPR's midday newsreader Lakshmi Singh?! Holy farkballs you better believe I'll fork over a grand to... oh, it's not? Pass.

/From NPR News in Washington, I'll be in my bunk
 
2012-10-10 06:35:35 PM

lake_huron: Why ould I want to eat ham off of an NPR reporter?


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-10 06:37:37 PM
How much is that in tokens?
 
2012-10-10 06:40:37 PM

semiotix: NPR's midday newsreader Lakshmi Singh?! Holy farkballs you better believe I'll fork over a grand to... oh, it's not? Pass.

/From NPR News in Washington, I'll be in my bunk


Okay, is 15 seconds close enough for a simulpost? I swear nobody else mentioned her before we did.
 
2012-10-10 06:46:06 PM

pute kisses like a man: Blues Lounger: 8 inches: NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?

There are people in this country that AREN'T circumcised?

Yoar penis...it grotesque

is a padma thread about to become a genital mutilation thread?


We could bring up the degloving thread from a few weeks ago, but that has been peeled if all usefulness.

We could also bring up the japanese thread that served his own family jewels to friends, but that would just be nuts.
 
2012-10-10 06:46:15 PM
i thought it was that kid from India with 4 arms. eating meals off a 4 year old seemed kind of unsettling.
 
2012-10-10 06:47:13 PM
You know who else liked to eat from Padma's body?

news.bbc.co.uk
 
2012-10-10 06:48:16 PM
Whoohoo! First front page greenlight ever!

Some Makers Mark is definitely in order.
 
2012-10-10 06:48:29 PM

Catymogo1: You guys are NOT going to turn this into a circumcision thread.


Fine. ill take your bribe, but you can keep the tip
 
2012-10-10 06:49:08 PM
Can i masturbate while eating the ham?
 
2012-10-10 06:51:31 PM

no talent ass clown: How the shiat does Rushdie pull ass like that?


scallywagandvagabond.com


assets.nydailynews.com

thebestmedicineis.files.wordpress.com

www.fadingad.com

www.exposay.com

Hatas gonna hate

/I heard he has a huge honker
//And it drips a lot
 
2012-10-10 06:53:15 PM

Cyno01: Can i masturbate while eating the ham?


No, but you can masturbate with the ham.
 
2012-10-10 07:03:04 PM
Hero tag?

data.whicdn.com
 
2012-10-10 07:03:52 PM
Bonus: Bacon Bra!
 
2012-10-10 07:04:19 PM

Rufus Lee King: How dare you people. Seriously.

[www.goddessgift.com image 600x813] 

It's not a joke.


Please to not be feeding my goddess a penis
 
2012-10-10 07:09:40 PM
Is she single, double, or triple?
 
2012-10-10 07:11:42 PM

Fano: Rufus Lee King: How dare you people. Seriously.

[www.goddessgift.com image 600x813] 

It's not a joke.

Please to not be feeding my goddess a penis


We must do the needful.
 
2012-10-10 07:14:31 PM
If Padma Lakshmi was made of ham, would you eat her?
 
2012-10-10 07:15:53 PM

Old Man Winter: If Padma Lakshmi was made of ham, would you eat her?


Trick question, no?
 
2012-10-10 07:16:37 PM
I can't give her anything but love...
 
2012-10-10 07:20:48 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Ham and clams?


Porco Alentejo? She could eat chorizo all day at my house. I would need to rest at night.
 
2012-10-10 07:23:07 PM
I want to have sex with her.
 
2012-10-10 07:24:23 PM

InmanRoshi:
/I heard he has a huge honker
//And it drips a lot


//ISeeWhatYouDidThere.jpg
 
2012-10-10 07:38:08 PM

nirwana: I want to have sex with her. repeatedly.


FIFM
 
2012-10-10 07:40:05 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: Some 'Splainin' To Do: Pray 4 Mojo: I have no idea who that is.

Looked at pictures... I still have no idea who she is.

Woopty do.

Yeah. If only there were some kind of special Googl, er, goggles that would let you look up and find that kind of information.

Yeah, I GIS'ed... she's kinda pretty... but... honestly... I've paid hotter chicks less money to do more stuff.

I guess what I'm saying is... I wasn't gonna go read her bio or anything... I don't really care who she is.


Ah, I see the problem. This is Fark. Foobies is the next URL over.

Make sure to clean up afterwards. The place gets sticky.
 
2012-10-10 07:43:34 PM
I'm sure many Farkers will think I'm crazy - but I don't find her attractive. At least I'm honest enough to admit it.
 
2012-10-10 07:44:06 PM

Some 'Splainin' To Do: Pray 4 Mojo: Some 'Splainin' To Do: Pray 4 Mojo: I have no idea who that is.

Looked at pictures... I still have no idea who she is.

Woopty do.

Yeah. If only there were some kind of special Googl, er, goggles that would let you look up and find that kind of information.

Yeah, I GIS'ed... she's kinda pretty... but... honestly... I've paid hotter chicks less money to do more stuff.

I guess what I'm saying is... I wasn't gonna go read her bio or anything... I don't really care who she is.

Ah, I see the problem. This is Fark. Foobies is the next URL over.

Make sure to clean up afterwards. The place gets sticky.


What a waste of bandwidth.

Ah, Boobies threads of days gone by.

/not over it.
 
2012-10-10 07:44:15 PM

trappedspirit: [i141.photobucket.com image 352x328]

Can you smell the ham I'm cookin'?


Do you have the original of that pic?
 
2012-10-10 07:45:10 PM

Buffet: I'm sure many Farkers will think I'm crazy - but I don't find her attractive. At least I'm honest enough to admit it.


You sound asexual.
 
2012-10-10 07:46:30 PM
How much to eat a muffin off of her m...

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-10-10 07:47:27 PM

Buffet: I'm sure many Farkers will think I'm crazy - but I don't find her attractive. At least I'm honest enough to admit it.


You wanna know how I know you're at least slightly racist?

*)
 
2012-10-10 07:51:27 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Buffet: I'm sure many Farkers will think I'm crazy - but I don't find her attractive. At least I'm honest enough to admit it.

You sound asexual.


You sound like a pencilneck!
 
2012-10-10 07:52:35 PM

Buffet: I'm sure many Farkers will think I'm crazy - but I don't find her attractive. At least I'm honest enough to admit it.


Can I have your portion, then?
 
2012-10-10 07:53:47 PM

Buffet: StoPPeRmobile: Buffet: I'm sure many Farkers will think I'm crazy - but I don't find her attractive. At least I'm honest enough to admit it.

You sound asexual.

You sound like a pencilneck!


Sucks when the truth burns like a million suns. I hate that.
 
2012-10-10 07:55:14 PM

soupbone: trappedspirit: [i141.photobucket.com image 352x328]

Can you smell the ham I'm cookin'?

Do you have the original of that pic?


Sure

www.holdinoutforahero.org
 
2012-10-10 07:55:24 PM

PsyLord: How much to eat a muffin off of her m...

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x375]


It's all about Gail for me.
 
2012-10-10 07:57:10 PM
Quién?
 
2012-10-10 07:59:45 PM
I don't give a shiat about any of the other women, but Olivia Wilde?

GODDAMNIT.
 
2012-10-10 08:11:16 PM
www.highsnobiety.com
 
2012-10-10 08:13:07 PM
Did anyone else think Padma Lakshmi was a Star Wars character?
 
2012-10-10 08:15:05 PM
No red meat for me. FISH!
 
2012-10-10 08:17:57 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: RatMaster999: Who?

Some average-looking Puerto Rican woman, judging from the pics.


Yeah, based off these pics, I might pay $10 to do this, but it'd better be some damned good ham.

I would much rather eat sushi off a naked Asian girl.

eugeneciurana.com
 
2012-10-10 08:18:06 PM

InmanRoshi: no talent ass clown: How the shiat does Rushdie pull ass like that?

[scallywagandvagabond.com image 468x319]


[assets.nydailynews.com image 240x380]

[thebestmedicineis.files.wordpress.com image 468x682]

[www.fadingad.com image 500x335]

[www.exposay.com image 480x620]

Hatas gonna hate

/I heard he has a huge honker
//And it drips a lot


How do i go about getting one of those fatwa things. Seems to make the choice tail moist.
 
2012-10-10 08:22:58 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Thousands of dyslexic nerds just irreparably smashed their piggy banks.
 
2012-10-10 08:23:17 PM
She is the worst thing on Top Chef. I really wish they would get rid of her. But I guess they need someone for all the male chefs to paw over even though she had zero qualifications for the job.
 
2012-10-10 08:24:24 PM

gingerjet: She is the worst thing on Top Chef. I really wish they would get rid of her. But I guess they need someone for all the male chefs to paw over even though she had zero qualifications for the job.


First saw her on a travel show.
 
2012-10-10 08:37:31 PM

RatMaster999: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: RatMaster999: Who?

Some average-looking Puerto Rican woman, judging from the pics.

Yeah, based off these pics, I might pay $10 to do this, but it'd better be some damned good ham.

I would much rather eat sushi off a naked Asian girl.

[eugeneciurana.com image 640x420]


What's wrong with her tits? They have vertical lines, like an onion.
 
2012-10-10 08:44:42 PM

mr_fulano: RatMaster999: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: RatMaster999: Who?

Some average-looking Puerto Rican woman, judging from the pics.

Yeah, based off these pics, I might pay $10 to do this, but it'd better be some damned good ham.

I would much rather eat sushi off a naked Asian girl.

[eugeneciurana.com image 640x420]

What's wrong with her tits? They have vertical lines, like an onion.


Onion by Dow Corning, maybe. Skinny Asian chick like that doesn't normally have globes like that.
 
2012-10-10 08:48:29 PM
trappedspirit: Can you smell the ham I'm cookin'?

anyone got the un-photoshopped version of this?
 
2012-10-10 08:57:50 PM

Indubitably: Buffet: I'm sure many Farkers will think I'm crazy - but I don't find her attractive. At least I'm honest enough to admit it.

You wanna know how I know you're at least slightly racist?

*)


P.S. I've yet met a woman I'd not fark with love inserted...
 
2012-10-10 08:57:57 PM
imageshack.us

I'm pretty sure I'd eat a sizable load of dogshiat off of that.
 
2012-10-10 09:00:02 PM

mr_fulano: RatMaster999: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: RatMaster999: Who?

Some average-looking Puerto Rican woman, judging from the pics.

Yeah, based off these pics, I might pay $10 to do this, but it'd better be some damned good ham.

I would much rather eat sushi off a naked Asian girl.

[eugeneciurana.com image 640x420]

What's wrong with her tits? They have vertical lines, like an onion.


She wasn't airbrushed is my guess...
 
2012-10-10 09:11:41 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Fano: Rufus Lee King: How dare you people. Seriously.

[www.goddessgift.com image 600x813] 

It's not a joke.

Please to not be feeding my goddess a penis

We must do the needful.


I am therefor gone to privy.
 
2012-10-10 09:25:23 PM
Meh -- probably smells like third world curry.
 
2012-10-10 09:38:44 PM
I don't give a shiat, I would rail her ass.

/and the smear it on her face
//yes, like a Dirty Sanchez
 
2012-10-10 09:52:02 PM

spunkymunky: Hoarf: Repeat my mantra: HAMMMMMMM......

But where's the pickle?


That's the surprise!
 
2012-10-10 09:52:31 PM
vay bahut sundar hai
 
2012-10-10 09:58:45 PM

RatMaster999: Who?


This.

Who?
 
2012-10-10 10:19:27 PM
Padma? I thought her real name was Amygdala.
 
2012-10-10 10:19:33 PM

InmanRoshi: no talent ass clown: How the shiat does Rushdie pull ass like that?

[scallywagandvagabond.com image 468x319]


[assets.nydailynews.com image 240x380]

[thebestmedicineis.files.wordpress.com image 468x682]

[www.fadingad.com image 500x335]

[www.exposay.com image 480x620]

Hatas gonna hate

/I heard he has a huge honker
//And it drips a lot


Intellect, money, brilliance, captivating, world wide recognition, and maybe he's a nice guy. I'd like to think so.
 
2012-10-10 10:25:19 PM

unitednihilists: InmanRoshi: no talent ass clown: How the shiat does Rushdie pull ass like that?

[scallywagandvagabond.com image 468x319]


[assets.nydailynews.com image 240x380]

[thebestmedicineis.files.wordpress.com image 468x682]

[www.fadingad.com image 500x335]

[www.exposay.com image 480x620]

Hatas gonna hate

/I heard he has a huge honker
//And it drips a lot

Intellect, money, brilliance, captivating, world wide recognition, and maybe he's a nice guy. I'd like to think so.


He's got a price on his head. Girls love the bad boys.
 
2012-10-10 10:42:38 PM
... Brandt can't watch though ... or he has to pay $100
 
2012-10-10 10:45:52 PM

unitednihilists: InmanRoshi: no talent ass clown: How the shiat does Rushdie pull ass like that?

[scallywagandvagabond.com image 468x319]


[assets.nydailynews.com image 240x380]

[thebestmedicineis.files.wordpress.com image 468x682]

[www.fadingad.com image 500x335]

[www.exposay.com image 480x620]

Hatas gonna hate

/I heard he has a huge honker
//And it drips a lot

Intellect, money, brilliance, captivating, world wide recognition, and maybe he's a nice guy. I'd like to think so.


Add Charm, and you're done!
 
2012-10-11 12:10:38 AM

Linkster: unitednihilists: InmanRoshi: no talent ass clown: How the shiat does Rushdie pull ass like that?

[scallywagandvagabond.com image 468x319]


[assets.nydailynews.com image 240x380]

[thebestmedicineis.files.wordpress.com image 468x682]

[www.fadingad.com image 500x335]

[www.exposay.com image 480x620]

Hatas gonna hate

/I heard he has a huge honker
//And it drips a lot

Intellect, money, brilliance, captivating, world wide recognition, and maybe he's a nice guy. I'd like to think so.

Add Charm, and you're done!


I met Rushdie in 2003 when he was in Ann Arbor for the play of his book "Midnight's Children" and saw him with so many girls within the three days he had on campus. He looked, spoke, and drank like any other aging, balding, Indian man, so I really did not understand the attraction.

/csb
 
2012-10-11 03:19:54 AM
Any mention of eating the corn out of her shiat yet? No? Then let me go ahead and put that out there.
 
2012-10-11 04:24:03 AM

Handbasket: I met Rushdie in 2003 when he was in Ann Arbor for the play of his book "Midnight's Children" and saw him with so many girls within the three days he had on campus. He looked, spoke, and drank like any other aging, balding, Indian man, so I really did not understand the attraction.

/csb



wealthy old man reminds young girls who have abusive pasts about their daddy complex
 
2012-10-11 09:12:55 AM

Handbasket: I met Rushdie in 2003 when he was in Ann Arbor for the play of his book "Midnight's Children" and saw him with so many girls within the three days he had on campus. He looked, spoke, and drank like any other aging, balding, Indian man, so I really did not understand the attraction.

/csb


You don't understand why girls were attracted to the internationally famous guy who was attending your event as the Guest of Honor because a play was being made of his Booker Prize Winning brilliant novel that is widely regarded to be one of the greatest works of fiction of the 20th Century?
 
2012-10-11 02:43:06 PM

LoneWolf343: Mr.Hawk: From the comments

Salem1
154 Fans
1 second ago ( 5:06 PM)
So objectifying and anti-vegan.


[i478.photobucket.com image 358x315]

Oh, what, people who eat meat are anti-vegans now?

Well, so be it. I imagine my protein-fueled body could kick your scrawny ass.


-29.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-11 06:41:32 PM

GoSlash27: 4.bp.blogspot.com

Thousands of dyslexic nerds just irreparably smashed their piggy banks.


Lara Croft is so totally hawt!!!!
 
2012-10-11 10:28:24 PM

LoneWolf343: Mr.Hawk: From the comments

Salem1
154 Fans
1 second ago ( 5:06 PM)
So objectifying and anti-vegan.


[i478.photobucket.com image 358x315]

Oh, what, people who eat meat are anti-vegans now?

Well, so be it. I imagine my protein-fueled body could kick your scrawny ass.



Some well known NFL stars, triathletes, MMA, tour de france, etc. are vegans. So they laugh at your scrawny ass

Also don't knock scrawny. I bet you could have 200 lbs on Bruce Lee and he'd laugh at your meat head ass
 
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