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2012-10-10 06:05:02 PM
Do I get to pick where the ham is eaten from, and what's my time limit?

/just kidding, I'm in for $100
//ten times
 
2012-10-10 06:07:55 PM
thank you, cum again
 
2012-10-10 06:13:21 PM
She's always struck me as a bit of a snob. This seems out of the ordinary for her, but doesn't really change much.
 
2012-10-10 06:14:32 PM

Rufus Lee King: How dare you people. Seriously.

[www.goddessgift.com image 600x813] 

It's not a joke.


I'm sure you never joke about broken images. Serious bidness.
 
2012-10-10 06:16:27 PM

Some 'Splainin' To Do: Pray 4 Mojo: I have no idea who that is.

Looked at pictures... I still have no idea who she is.

Woopty do.

Yeah. If only there were some kind of special Googl, er, goggles that would let you look up and find that kind of information.


Yeah, I GIS'ed... she's kinda pretty... but... honestly... I've paid hotter chicks less money to do more stuff.

I guess what I'm saying is... I wasn't gonna go read her bio or anything... I don't really care who she is.
 
2012-10-10 06:19:21 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: Some 'Splainin' To Do: Pray 4 Mojo: I have no idea who that is.

Looked at pictures... I still have no idea who she is.

Woopty do.

Yeah. If only there were some kind of special Googl, er, goggles that would let you look up and find that kind of information.

Yeah, I GIS'ed... she's kinda pretty... but... honestly... I've paid hotter chicks less money to do more stuff.

I guess what I'm saying is... I wasn't gonna go read her bio or anything... I don't really care who she is.


If you watch her talk and move you might get it.
 
2012-10-10 06:20:30 PM

KrispyKritter: Znuh: If you have to pay for it, you're doing it wrong.

don't kid yourself. you pay for every little bit. if i could go back and do it all over again it would be hookers galore. i'd be much happier and much wealthier.


"If it farks, floats or files,
better to rent than buy."

/and yes... any man that says he never pays for is stupid... or a liar... or both.
 
2012-10-10 06:21:02 PM

Hoarf: Repeat my mantra: HAMMMMMMM......


But where's the pickle?
 
2012-10-10 06:23:16 PM

StoPPeRmobile: If you watch her talk


Wait... $1000 AND she's still going to talk?!?! WTF?

If I go $1500 will she shut up for 10 minutes.

/I overestimate.
 
2012-10-10 06:26:56 PM
I think Pootie Tang named her.
 
2012-10-10 06:29:37 PM

kiwimoogle84: Most boys born in the state of California are uncircumcised nowadays.

That's not true. The only places up in arms about it are the cities surrounding UC Berkeley.


Nope, FizixJunkee is right on that one. It's not that people are 'up in arms' about it elsewhere in the state. It's that a) it's not a default procedure anymore, b) the most common boy's name in California is Jose... i.e., over half the babies born are hispanic and it's not really a common cultural thing among latinos, and c) Medicaid doesn't cover it and over half of all births are covered under Medicaid.
 
2012-10-10 06:32:21 PM

Phil Moskowitz: I think Pootie Tang named her.


Beats rappers that re-name themselves.
 
2012-10-10 06:34:07 PM
Why ould I want to eat ham off of an NPR reporter?
 
2012-10-10 06:34:22 PM
NPR's midday newsreader Lakshmi Singh?! Holy farkballs you better believe I'll fork over a grand to... oh, it's not? Pass.

/From NPR News in Washington, I'll be in my bunk
 
2012-10-10 06:35:35 PM

lake_huron: Why ould I want to eat ham off of an NPR reporter?


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-10 06:37:37 PM
How much is that in tokens?
 
2012-10-10 06:40:37 PM

semiotix: NPR's midday newsreader Lakshmi Singh?! Holy farkballs you better believe I'll fork over a grand to... oh, it's not? Pass.

/From NPR News in Washington, I'll be in my bunk


Okay, is 15 seconds close enough for a simulpost? I swear nobody else mentioned her before we did.
 
2012-10-10 06:46:06 PM

pute kisses like a man: Blues Lounger: 8 inches: NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?

There are people in this country that AREN'T circumcised?

Yoar penis...it grotesque

is a padma thread about to become a genital mutilation thread?


We could bring up the degloving thread from a few weeks ago, but that has been peeled if all usefulness.

We could also bring up the japanese thread that served his own family jewels to friends, but that would just be nuts.
 
2012-10-10 06:46:15 PM
i thought it was that kid from India with 4 arms. eating meals off a 4 year old seemed kind of unsettling.
 
2012-10-10 06:47:13 PM
You know who else liked to eat from Padma's body?

news.bbc.co.uk
 
2012-10-10 06:48:16 PM
Whoohoo! First front page greenlight ever!

Some Makers Mark is definitely in order.
 
2012-10-10 06:48:29 PM

Catymogo1: You guys are NOT going to turn this into a circumcision thread.


Fine. ill take your bribe, but you can keep the tip
 
2012-10-10 06:49:08 PM
Can i masturbate while eating the ham?
 
2012-10-10 06:51:31 PM

no talent ass clown: How the shiat does Rushdie pull ass like that?


scallywagandvagabond.com


assets.nydailynews.com

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www.fadingad.com

www.exposay.com

Hatas gonna hate

/I heard he has a huge honker
//And it drips a lot
 
2012-10-10 06:53:15 PM

Cyno01: Can i masturbate while eating the ham?


No, but you can masturbate with the ham.
 
2012-10-10 07:03:04 PM
Hero tag?

data.whicdn.com
 
2012-10-10 07:03:52 PM
Bonus: Bacon Bra!
 
2012-10-10 07:04:19 PM

Rufus Lee King: How dare you people. Seriously.

[www.goddessgift.com image 600x813] 

It's not a joke.


Please to not be feeding my goddess a penis
 
2012-10-10 07:09:40 PM
Is she single, double, or triple?
 
2012-10-10 07:11:42 PM

Fano: Rufus Lee King: How dare you people. Seriously.

[www.goddessgift.com image 600x813] 

It's not a joke.

Please to not be feeding my goddess a penis


We must do the needful.
 
2012-10-10 07:14:31 PM
If Padma Lakshmi was made of ham, would you eat her?
 
2012-10-10 07:15:53 PM

Old Man Winter: If Padma Lakshmi was made of ham, would you eat her?


Trick question, no?
 
2012-10-10 07:16:37 PM
I can't give her anything but love...
 
2012-10-10 07:20:48 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Ham and clams?


Porco Alentejo? She could eat chorizo all day at my house. I would need to rest at night.
 
2012-10-10 07:23:07 PM
I want to have sex with her.
 
2012-10-10 07:24:23 PM

InmanRoshi:
/I heard he has a huge honker
//And it drips a lot


//ISeeWhatYouDidThere.jpg
 
2012-10-10 07:38:08 PM

nirwana: I want to have sex with her. repeatedly.


FIFM
 
2012-10-10 07:40:05 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: Some 'Splainin' To Do: Pray 4 Mojo: I have no idea who that is.

Looked at pictures... I still have no idea who she is.

Woopty do.

Yeah. If only there were some kind of special Googl, er, goggles that would let you look up and find that kind of information.

Yeah, I GIS'ed... she's kinda pretty... but... honestly... I've paid hotter chicks less money to do more stuff.

I guess what I'm saying is... I wasn't gonna go read her bio or anything... I don't really care who she is.


Ah, I see the problem. This is Fark. Foobies is the next URL over.

Make sure to clean up afterwards. The place gets sticky.
 
2012-10-10 07:43:34 PM
I'm sure many Farkers will think I'm crazy - but I don't find her attractive. At least I'm honest enough to admit it.
 
2012-10-10 07:44:06 PM

Some 'Splainin' To Do: Pray 4 Mojo: Some 'Splainin' To Do: Pray 4 Mojo: I have no idea who that is.

Looked at pictures... I still have no idea who she is.

Woopty do.

Yeah. If only there were some kind of special Googl, er, goggles that would let you look up and find that kind of information.

Yeah, I GIS'ed... she's kinda pretty... but... honestly... I've paid hotter chicks less money to do more stuff.

I guess what I'm saying is... I wasn't gonna go read her bio or anything... I don't really care who she is.

Ah, I see the problem. This is Fark. Foobies is the next URL over.

Make sure to clean up afterwards. The place gets sticky.


What a waste of bandwidth.

Ah, Boobies threads of days gone by.

/not over it.
 
2012-10-10 07:44:15 PM

trappedspirit: [i141.photobucket.com image 352x328]

Can you smell the ham I'm cookin'?


Do you have the original of that pic?
 
2012-10-10 07:45:10 PM

Buffet: I'm sure many Farkers will think I'm crazy - but I don't find her attractive. At least I'm honest enough to admit it.


You sound asexual.
 
2012-10-10 07:46:30 PM
How much to eat a muffin off of her m...

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-10-10 07:47:27 PM

Buffet: I'm sure many Farkers will think I'm crazy - but I don't find her attractive. At least I'm honest enough to admit it.


You wanna know how I know you're at least slightly racist?

*)
 
2012-10-10 07:51:27 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Buffet: I'm sure many Farkers will think I'm crazy - but I don't find her attractive. At least I'm honest enough to admit it.

You sound asexual.


You sound like a pencilneck!
 
2012-10-10 07:52:35 PM

Buffet: I'm sure many Farkers will think I'm crazy - but I don't find her attractive. At least I'm honest enough to admit it.


Can I have your portion, then?
 
2012-10-10 07:53:47 PM

Buffet: StoPPeRmobile: Buffet: I'm sure many Farkers will think I'm crazy - but I don't find her attractive. At least I'm honest enough to admit it.

You sound asexual.

You sound like a pencilneck!


Sucks when the truth burns like a million suns. I hate that.
 
2012-10-10 07:55:14 PM

soupbone: trappedspirit: [i141.photobucket.com image 352x328]

Can you smell the ham I'm cookin'?

Do you have the original of that pic?


Sure

www.holdinoutforahero.org
 
2012-10-10 07:55:24 PM

PsyLord: How much to eat a muffin off of her m...

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x375]


It's all about Gail for me.
 
2012-10-10 07:57:10 PM
Quién?
 
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