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2012-10-10 05:04:32 PM  

Asterix: Not that I would know anything about it, but I would imagine that a guy who has $$ for something so frivolous probably has access to way better ass that Padma.

She is very beautiful and graceful for sure, but something about her seeming airheadedness on Top Chef (Which I will admit changed somewhat after seeing her on Andy Cohen's show) kind of dims it for me.

I have seen hotter chicks than Padma in airports.


Yeah, but how many of them did you eat ham off of?
 
2012-10-10 05:05:32 PM  

Marisyana: Remember, Salman Rushdie used to hit that. Do you really want to go where he went?

Oh, wait, I forgot where I was ...


I hate to break this to you, but almost all of the sexual partners you've had have likely had other sexual partners before. That one of hers was Salman Rushdie doesn't mean the experience with her would be sullied, it just means her vagina has a price tag on it.
 
2012-10-10 05:06:15 PM  

8 inches: NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?

There are people in this country that AREN'T circumcised?


Probably more than half aren't, I'd guess, since roughly 0% of females are circumcised. I'd also guess that a vast majority of us that are circumcised don't keep kosher anyway.

As for TFA, my roommate has been a vegetarian for 8 years, and she would pony up a grand to eat ham off Padma in a heartbeat.
 
2012-10-10 05:06:59 PM  
You guys are NOT going to turn this into a circumcision thread.
 
2012-10-10 05:07:52 PM  
i291.photobucket.com

I'm just gonna go find a cash machine....
 
2012-10-10 05:08:07 PM  
I'll pay $100 to lick the excess chocolate sauce from Nigella Lawson's fingers, though...
 
2012-10-10 05:09:37 PM  

jdjoker: 8 inches: NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?

There are people in this country that AREN'T circumcised?

Probably more than half aren't, I'd guess, since roughly 0% of females are circumcised. I'd also guess that a vast majority of us that are circumcised don't keep kosher anyway.

As for TFA, my roommate has been a vagitarian for 8 years, and she would pony up a grand to eat ham off Padma in a heartbeat.


FTFY
 
2012-10-10 05:12:17 PM  

Asterix: Not that I would know anything about it, but I would imagine that a guy who has $$ for something so frivolous probably has access to way better ass that Padma.


Access to cash for a $1000 donation? That's not indicative of a rich person. We have people at our public school charity auction writing checks for $5K, and they got no access to alternatives. None.

For a $10 donation, we're starting to talk. Starting.
 
2012-10-10 05:12:28 PM  

Hawk Ptuey: jdjoker: 8 inches: NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?

There are people in this country that AREN'T circumcised?

Probably more than half aren't, I'd guess, since roughly 0% of females are circumcised. I'd also guess that a vast majority of us that are circumcised don't keep kosher anyway.

As for TFA, my roommate has been a vagitarian for 8 years, and she would pony up a grand to eat ham off Padma in a heartbeat.

FTFY


Christ, I had to go back and forth 4 times to find what the hell you fixed. Then I lol'd.
 
2012-10-10 05:12:34 PM  

Asterix: I have seen hotter chicks than Padma in airports.

walking up seventh avenue between Penn Station and Times Square.
 
2012-10-10 05:12:56 PM  
K, K, $10K donation. Fucing eyboard is having trouble with 's
 
2012-10-10 05:14:15 PM  
Guess who hit that?

ll-media.extratv.com
 
2012-10-10 05:18:13 PM  
They going HAM.
 
2012-10-10 05:18:39 PM  

hdhale: Marisyana: Remember, Salman Rushdie used to hit that. Do you really want to go where he went?

Oh, wait, I forgot where I was ...

I'm going to assume he didn't leave his penis behind and she has since douched and showered. Then of course I would over and over.


Salman Rushdie - Letter to the 6 billionth person

Dear little Six - Billionth Living Person: As one of the newest members of a notoriously inquisitive species, it probably won't be too long before you start asking the two $64,000 questions with which the other 5,999,999,999 of us have been wrestling for some time.

How did we get here? And, now that we are here, how shall we live?

Oddly - as if six billion of us weren't enough to be going on with - it will almost certainly be suggested to you that the answer to the question of origins requires you to believe in the existence of a further, invisible, innefable Being "somewhere up there", an omnipotent creature whom we poor limited creatures are unable even to perceive, much less to understand. That is, you will be strongly encouraged to imagine a heaven, with at least one god in residence.

This sky god, it's said, made the universe by churning its matter in a giant pot. Or, he danced. Or, he vomited creation out of himself. Or, he simply called it into being, and lo, it Was. In some of the more interesting creation stories, the singly mighty sky god is subdivided into many lesser forces - junior dieties, avatars, gigantic metamorphic "ancestors" whose adventures create the landscape, or the whimsical, wanton, meddling, cruel pantheons of the great polytheisms, whose wild doings will convince you that the real engine of creation was lust; for infinite power, for too easily broken human bodies, for clouds of glory. But it's only fair to add that there are also stories which offer the message that the primary creative impulse was, and is, love...
 
2012-10-10 05:18:43 PM  

8 inches: NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?

There are people in this country that AREN'T circumcised?


Most boys born in the state of California are uncircumcised nowadays.
 
2012-10-10 05:20:24 PM  

Marisyana: Remember, Salman Rushdie used to hit that. Do you really want to go where he went?

Oh, wait, I forgot where I was ...


I could reach parts of her that Rushdie couldn't!!
 
2012-10-10 05:21:26 PM  

Balchinian:
Yeah, but how many of them did you eat ham off of?


Arguably unfair question, given the sea of humanity in airports, but in the spirit of the question: Hamburg, Schipol, Miami and Virgins Terminal in SFO would be good places to start.
 
2012-10-10 05:22:01 PM  
From the comments

Salem1
154 Fans
1 second ago ( 5:06 PM)
So objectifying and anti-vegan.



i478.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-10 05:22:32 PM  
mmmmmm... Iberico ham......

I would give that woman the best 90 seconds of my life. I mean if she didn't move around. Otherwise, less
 
2012-10-10 05:24:09 PM  
Did anyone else see bacon boobs at the bottom of TFA?

Did anyone care that the slideshow down there mocks bacontinis? Bacon Martini's people!! Bacontini, just when I've finally found you, they are trying to separate us. Never, NEVER I say.

/i know, i sound fat
// and drunk
 
2012-10-10 05:24:37 PM  

trappedspirit: [www.parade.com image 417x325]
[i141.photobucket.com image 480x600]


People find the oddest things to biatch about in female beauty: "five-heads," "man-jaws," "sharp knees,"...
 
2012-10-10 05:25:35 PM  
Repeat my mantra: HAMMMMMMM......

i173.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-10 05:25:49 PM  

Mr.Hawk: From the comments

Salem1
154 Fans
1 second ago ( 5:06 PM)
So objectifying and anti-vegan.


[i478.photobucket.com image 358x315]


Oh, what, people who eat meat are anti-vegans now?

Well, so be it. I imagine my protein-fueled body could kick your scrawny ass.
 
2012-10-10 05:26:58 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: I have no idea who that is.

Looked at pictures... I still have no idea who she is.

Woopty do.


Yeah. If only there were some kind of special Googl, er, goggles that would let you look up and find that kind of information.
 
2012-10-10 05:27:49 PM  
+1 subby
 
2012-10-10 05:31:00 PM  

waterrockets:
Access to cash for a $1000 donation? That's not indicative of a rich person. We have people at our public school charity auction writing checks for $5K, and they got no access to alternatives. None.

For a $10 donation, we're starting to talk. Starting.


What are we talking here, guys who are married or just don't have the social skills? With basic Hygiene and rudimentary social skills (Or enough float for a modest 2 Week Trip to Brazil or India) I suspect Padma will be old hat.

I suppose I am taking a long way around saying that I do not get the crazy attention Padma gets here and on the tubes at large. She is hot, but not Brutus smooched by Olive Oyl going crazy hot.
 
2012-10-10 05:31:55 PM  
I am going to need some sprinkles
 
2012-10-10 05:35:00 PM  
I am truly losing it! I read that as a fan, as in razor sharp whirling blades, cut a piece of her "ham" as in big ass off and that someone actually ate it! Time to up the meds!
 
2012-10-10 05:35:05 PM  

mongbiohazard: Marisyana: Remember, Salman Rushdie used to hit that. Do you really want to go where he went?

Oh, wait, I forgot where I was ...

I hate to break this to you, but almost all of the sexual partners you've had have likely had other sexual partners before. That one of hers was Salman Rushdie doesn't mean the experience with her would be sullied, it just means her vagina has a price tag on it.


Geez. What an idiot. I think I would know if I jerked some other guy off. Wait a min...
 
2012-10-10 05:36:11 PM  

Balchinian:
Yeah, but how many of them did you eat ham off of?


Ack, I read the question as would
 
2012-10-10 05:36:35 PM  
I'd rather have a nice tossed salad. Will she allow that? You know, for charity?
 
2012-10-10 05:38:26 PM  
i141.photobucket.com

Can you smell the ham I'm cookin'?
 
2012-10-10 05:38:46 PM  
How the shiat does Rushdie pull ass like that?
 
2012-10-10 05:39:18 PM  
Oh, how I would japa her mala. And, believe me, I would finger her guru bead. Oh yes.
 
2012-10-10 05:42:49 PM  
Padma Lakshmi? meh. . . now if you said Padme Amidala, there would be no financial institutions left!
 
2012-10-10 05:43:32 PM  

mongbiohazard: Marisyana: Remember, Salman Rushdie used to hit that. Do you really want to go where he went?

Oh, wait, I forgot where I was ...

I hate to break this to you, but almost all of the sexual partners you've had have likely had other sexual partners before. That one of hers was Salman Rushdie doesn't mean the experience with her would be sullied, it just means her vagina has a price tag on it.


Could I pay in installments?
 
2012-10-10 05:44:16 PM  

RatMaster999: Who?


Some average-looking Puerto Rican woman, judging from the pics.
 
2012-10-10 05:45:23 PM  

LoneWolf343: Mr.Hawk: From the comments

Salem1
154 Fans
1 second ago ( 5:06 PM)
So objectifying and anti-vegan.


[i478.photobucket.com image 358x315]

Oh, what, people who eat meat are anti-vegans now?

Well, so be it. I imagine my protein-fueled body could kick your scrawny ass.


So, based on the comments here and abroad, Ms. Lakshmi is an Anti-Semite, anti-feminist, anti-vegan, horrible human being.

And she's married to a guy Iran wants dead.

Good thing she's hot.
 
2012-10-10 05:45:44 PM  
id eat it off her face silence of the lambs style
 
2012-10-10 05:45:44 PM  

uncleacid: Guess who hit that?


A bus??
 
2012-10-10 05:46:42 PM  

meat0918: LoneWolf343: Mr.Hawk: From the comments

Salem1
154 Fans
1 second ago ( 5:06 PM)
So objectifying and anti-vegan.


[i478.photobucket.com image 358x315]

Oh, what, people who eat meat are anti-vegans now?

Well, so be it. I imagine my protein-fueled body could kick your scrawny ass.

So, based on the comments here and abroad, Ms. Lakshmi is an Anti-Semite, anti-feminist, anti-vegan, horrible human being.

And she's married to a guy Iran wants dead.

Good thing
she's hot.


FTFY.

/I would also birdie her num num
 
2012-10-10 05:48:37 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: meat0918: LoneWolf343: Mr.Hawk: From the comments

Salem1
154 Fans
1 second ago ( 5:06 PM)
So objectifying and anti-vegan.


[i478.photobucket.com image 358x315]

Oh, what, people who eat meat are anti-vegans now?

Well, so be it. I imagine my protein-fueled body could kick your scrawny ass.

So, based on the comments here and abroad, Ms. Lakshmi is an Anti-Semite, anti-feminist, anti-vegan, horrible human being.

And she's married to a guy Iran wants dead.

Good thing she's hot.

FTFY.

/I would also birdie her num num


What if she made it a McRib?
 
2012-10-10 05:50:05 PM  

meat0918: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: meat0918: LoneWolf343: Mr.Hawk: From the comments

Salem1
154 Fans
1 second ago ( 5:06 PM)
So objectifying and anti-vegan.


[i478.photobucket.com image 358x315]

Oh, what, people who eat meat are anti-vegans now?

Well, so be it. I imagine my protein-fueled body could kick your scrawny ass.

So, based on the comments here and abroad, Ms. Lakshmi is an Anti-Semite, anti-feminist, anti-vegan, horrible human being.

And she's married to a guy Iran wants dead.

Good thing she's hot.

FTFY.

/I would also birdie her num num

What if she made it a McRib?


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-10 05:52:06 PM  
How much for the soft taco?

Cute but not worth a grand. I'd use the 1k to by a nice set of dinner plates If I were that hard up for dishware and still have plenty of change for the beer.
 
2012-10-10 05:53:13 PM  

clowncar on fire: How much for the soft taco?

Cute but not worth a grand. I'd use the 1k to by buy a nice set of dinner plates If I were that hard up for dishware, and still have plenty of change for the beer.

 
2012-10-10 05:53:29 PM  
I'd be tempted to bid big bucks for a salami she played with.
 
2012-10-10 05:54:20 PM  

Znuh: If you have to pay for it, you're doing it wrong.


don't kid yourself. you pay for every little bit. if i could go back and do it all over again it would be hookers galore. i'd be much happier and much wealthier.
 
2012-10-10 05:55:16 PM  

meat0918: LoneWolf343: Mr.Hawk: From the comments

Salem1
154 Fans
1 second ago ( 5:06 PM)
So objectifying and anti-vegan.


[i478.photobucket.com image 358x315]

Oh, what, people who eat meat are anti-vegans now?

Well, so be it. I imagine my protein-fueled body could kick your scrawny ass.

So, based on the comments here and abroad, Ms. Lakshmi is an Anti-Semite, anti-feminist, anti-vegan, horrible human being.

And she was married to a guy Iran wants dead.

She has a babby by one of the Dell brothers

Good thing she's hot.

 
2012-10-10 05:59:52 PM  

FizixJunkee: 8 inches: NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?

There are people in this country that AREN'T circumcised?

Most boys born in the state of California are uncircumcised nowadays.


That's not true. The only places up in arms about it are the cities surrounding UC Berkeley.
 
2012-10-10 06:04:35 PM  

clowncar on fire: How much for the soft taco?

Cute but not worth a grand. I'd use the 1k to by a nice set of dinner plates If I were that hard up for dishware and still have plenty of change for the beer.


Maybe you could put the money towards a writing course.
 
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