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2012-10-10 02:22:10 PM  
Hamwallet. There's a joke here somewhere for hamwallet, but I'll be damned if I can find it.
 
2012-10-10 02:30:03 PM  
Apparently, if you want to eat a piece of ham off Padma Lakshmi's body, the going rate is $1,000.

Sold.

Not only would I happily do this, I would fly her down here for the event. Wife permitting, of course.

Padma, if you read this, EIP.
 
2012-10-10 02:40:59 PM  
Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?
 
2012-10-10 02:54:08 PM  
Is that in the champagne room?
 
2012-10-10 02:55:17 PM  
www.tomcorsonknowles.com

How about chocolate, wonder what the going rate on that is?
 
2012-10-10 03:00:33 PM  
1) Where do I get to place the ham?
2) Is this a private screening?
 
2012-10-10 03:24:05 PM  
Ham and clams?
 
2012-10-10 04:39:21 PM  
If you have to pay for it, you're doing it wrong.
 
2012-10-10 04:39:25 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Ham and clams?


winner winner ham dinner.

would've also excepted clean legs and ham
 
2012-10-10 04:40:11 PM  

thecpt: FirstNationalBastard: Ham and clams?

winner winner ham dinner.

would've also excepted clean legs and ham


You forgot about gams.
 
2012-10-10 04:40:34 PM  
How much for the fish?
 
2012-10-10 04:40:37 PM  
What a pig
 
2012-10-10 04:40:44 PM  
I would do it for free. Oh, wait... you mean I have to pay? shiat... .... anyone have a grand I can borrow?
 
2012-10-10 04:42:39 PM  

thecpt: FirstNationalBastard: Ham and clams?

winner winner ham dinner.

would've also excepted clean legs and ham


I would eat it in her box,
I would eat it off that fox?
 
2012-10-10 04:42:50 PM  
Sometimes I wonder why we elected her queen of Naboo.
 
2012-10-10 04:43:23 PM  
Mask..... CHECK!
Gun..... CHECK!
Written note to teller for money in $1000 denominations..... CHECK!!!

Gotta run to the bank down the street. Back in a bit.
 
2012-10-10 04:44:11 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?


There are people in this country that AREN'T circumcised?
 
2012-10-10 04:44:16 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: Hamwallet. There's a joke here somewhere for hamwallet, but I'll be damned if I can find it.


I could find her hamwallet in a blizzard at midnight during a volcano eruption.
 
j4x
2012-10-10 04:44:23 PM  
For a grand I can find a better looking hooker to fark.
 
2012-10-10 04:45:24 PM  
Remember, Salman Rushdie used to hit that. Do you really want to go where he went?

Oh, wait, I forgot where I was ...
 
2012-10-10 04:46:09 PM  
I really love ham, Padma. You'll have to excuse my voraciousness if my mouth strays a little bit.
 
2012-10-10 04:46:29 PM  
I'd like to porky her pig, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-10-10 04:48:02 PM  
www.parade.com
i141.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-10 04:48:24 PM  

8 inches: NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?

There are people in this country that AREN'T circumcised?


Yoar penis...it grotesque
 
2012-10-10 04:49:29 PM  
Who?
 
2012-10-10 04:49:47 PM  
I demand pics!
 
2012-10-10 04:51:12 PM  
Padma expense report.
 
2012-10-10 04:51:38 PM  
So she's not Kosher?
 
2012-10-10 04:51:49 PM  

Marisyana: Remember, Salman Rushdie used to hit that. Do you really want to go where he went?

Oh, wait, I forgot where I was ...


Her mouth has to taste like old man balls and curry.
 
2012-10-10 04:52:24 PM  

Blues Lounger: 8 inches: NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?

There are people in this country that AREN'T circumcised?

Yoar penis...it grotesque


is a padma thread about to become a genital mutilation thread?
 
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2012-10-10 04:53:00 PM  
I'd pork her ham if you know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2012-10-10 04:53:00 PM  

Marisyana: Remember, Salman Rushdie used to hit that. Do you really want to go where he went?

Oh, wait, I forgot where I was ...


You'd probably get takers just for that reason.
 
2012-10-10 04:54:10 PM  
What kind of ham is it?
 
2012-10-10 04:54:11 PM  
Wasn't she one of the Patil twins in the Harry Potter movies?
 
2012-10-10 04:55:50 PM  
Diaf
 
2012-10-10 04:56:43 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Blues Lounger: 8 inches: NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?

There are people in this country that AREN'T circumcised?

Yoar penis...it grotesque

is a padma thread about to become a genital mutilation thread?


Whar's the foreskin!?!
Whar
 
2012-10-10 04:56:47 PM  

Marisyana: Remember, Salman Rushdie used to hit that. Do you really want to go where he went?

Oh, wait, I forgot where I was ...


You have a point. Personally, I wouldn't care if she tea bagged my grandpa.... I could learn from the experience... and I am very willing.
 
2012-10-10 04:57:26 PM  
Meh, she's not dark enough.
 
2012-10-10 04:57:28 PM  

TheOther: ThatGuyGreg: Hamwallet. There's a joke here somewhere for hamwallet, but I'll be damned if I can find it.

I could find her hamwallet in a blizzard at midnight during a volcano eruption.


You'd probably want to wait a few days...
 
2012-10-10 04:57:43 PM  

Blues Lounger: 8 inches: NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?

There are people in this country that AREN'T circumcised?

Yoar penis...it grotesque


Hey! Leave me out of this!

P.S: Padma ham?
 
2012-10-10 05:00:21 PM  

Marisyana: Remember, Salman Rushdie used to hit that. Do you really want to go where he went?

Oh, wait, I forgot where I was ...


I'm going to assume he didn't leave his penis behind and she has since douched and showered. Then of course I would over and over.
 
2012-10-10 05:00:37 PM  

shakenasababy: What kind of ham is it?


Jamón ibérico (Spanish: [xaˈmon iˈβeɾiko]; "Iberian ham", also called pata negra [ˈpata ˈneɣɾa]; "black hoof") is a type of cured ham produced mostly in Spain, but also in some Portuguese regions where it is called presunto ibérico (Portuguese: [pɾɨˈzũt(w) iˈbɛɾiku]). According to Spain's Denominación de Origen rules on food products, the jamón ibérico may be made from black Iberian pigs, or cross-bred pigs as long as they are at least 75% ibérico.
 
2012-10-10 05:01:02 PM  
I have no idea who that is.

Looked at pictures... I still have no idea who she is.

Woopty do.
 
2012-10-10 05:01:05 PM  

trappedspirit: fivehead


joshsgarage.typepad.com 

...she has a head?
 
2012-10-10 05:01:43 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?


Oh please, no one keeps THAT kosher. There are limits.
 
2012-10-10 05:01:51 PM  

Marisyana: Remember, Salman Rushdie used to hit that. Do you really want to go where he went?

Oh, wait, I forgot where I was ...


Oh come on - Think about all the beautiful women that have had douchebags or rushdie-level-ugly guys as husbands/boyfriends. It's almost as if appearance isn't the only factor in choosing a mate.

Plus, Rushie had a lot of factors going for him.Smarts, Arrogant Jackass, Knighthood, Numerous Awards, Life of Danger, long history of marrying models.
 
2012-10-10 05:02:44 PM  
Not that I would know anything about it, but I would imagine that a guy who has $$ for something so frivolous probably has access to way better ass that Padma.

She is very beautiful and graceful for sure, but something about her seeming airheadedness on Top Chef (Which I will admit changed somewhat after seeing her on Andy Cohen's show) kind of dims it for me.

I have seen hotter chicks than Padma in airports.
 
2012-10-10 05:03:42 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Sucks to Kosher right about now doesn't it my circumcised frineds?


Clearly, Padma hates the jews.
 
2012-10-10 05:04:16 PM  

Marisyana: Remember, Salman Rushdie used to hit that. Do you really want to go where he went?

Oh, wait, I forgot where I was ...


I bet once you get past the "used" part it's pretty good.....
 
2012-10-10 05:04:18 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: I have no idea who that is.

Looked at pictures... I still have no idea who she is.

Woopty do.


I had to do a GIS for her. And yes, I would woopty do her in a heartbeat!
 
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