Towermonkey: My fiancee is a clever, clever girl
Apos: Debeo Summa Credo: "Lewis and Clarking" her body?Anyone care to enlighten me as to what this means?Lewis and Clark = legendary explorersThus....
Debeo Summa Credo: "Lewis and Clarking" her body?Anyone care to enlighten me as to what this means?
TotallyHeadless: If you could trust your vagina, then women would never get hot thinking of jerks, douchebags, criminals, serial killers, etc./Men lie to their penis all the time, that's why ugly women get laid.
Diogenes: "But you cannot lie to your vagina"As a gay man who slept with women before he came out, I can safely say, "Yes. Yes you can."
Lando Lincoln: I don't know if I could get away with lying to my penis, but my penis sure has lied to me on many occasions.
Mr. Coffee Nerves: This "Wilde or Munn" thing is confusing me. They should have a hot-oil lingerie tickle fight to help me determine which is which.
The Stealth Hippopotamus: How many times have you heard "well that dick didn't count because of (enter lame reason here)"
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