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(Huffington Post)   "You can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner," says Olivia Wilde. "But you cannot lie to your vagina"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 97
    More: Spiffy, Rashida Jones, Olivia Wilde, David Mamet, Talk Sex, human beings, Aubrey Plaza, Jason Sudeikis, Carla Gugino  
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2012-10-10 02:21:31 PM  
img812.imageshack.us

I like her.


PS women lie to their vaginas all the time. How many times have you heard "well that dick didn't count because of (enter lame reason here)"
 
2012-10-10 02:29:06 PM  
I'd lie to her vagina.

Olivia's Vagina: "Well, how was that? Was it good for you?"
Vodka Zombie: "Umm... It wasn't great. Perhaps we need to try again."
OV: "How about now?"
VZ: "Almost."
 
2012-10-10 02:33:08 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-10 02:34:38 PM  
Came here for a photo of Maude Lebowski. Leaving satisfied because I posted it.
 
2012-10-10 02:37:48 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img812.imageshack.us image 580x435]

I like her.


PS women lie to their vaginas all the time. How many times have you heard "well that dick didn't count because of (enter lame reason here)"


That's Olivia Munn, I believe.
 
2012-10-10 02:44:47 PM  
themovieblog.com

Go ahead and try.
 
2012-10-10 02:47:59 PM  

Coco LaFemme: That's Olivia Munn, I believe.


oops. my bad



img844.imageshack.us


I like her too.
 
2012-10-10 02:53:30 PM  
Approves:

soldiersystems.net
 
2012-10-10 03:10:31 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: How many times have you heard "well that dick didn't count because of (enter lame reason here)"


... never?
 
2012-10-10 03:11:41 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Coco LaFemme: That's Olivia Munn, I believe.

oops. my bad



[Link][img844.imageshack.us image 800x558]


I like her too.


I also enjoy her. I benefit from not having drank the "she's not a real geek" haterade, though, so milage may vary.
 
2012-10-10 03:17:13 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I also enjoy her. I benefit from not having drank the "she's not a real geek" haterade, though, so milage may vary.


Begun the battle has!!!!

img690.imageshack.us

I didnt really mean to.. Just trying to cover up a reading mistake....
 
2012-10-10 03:19:29 PM  
...her current relationship with actor and comedian Jason Sudeikis. "I am so crazy about this dude, I could find David Beckham naked, in a cardboard box on my doorstep and I would drop him off at the pound,"


Aaaand, she just lied to her vagina.
 
2012-10-10 03:20:32 PM  
Is she kidding? Half the vaginas I've been in wouldn't choose to recognize me afterwards if their lives depended on it.

/jk

//i hope...
 
2012-10-10 03:26:43 PM  

Somacandra: Is she kidding? Half the vaginas I've been in wouldn't choose to recognize me afterwards if their lives depended on it.

/jk

//i hope...


Yea ruffies have that effect.
 
2012-10-10 03:40:58 PM  
This "Wilde or Munn" thing is confusing me. They should have a hot-oil lingerie tickle fight to help me determine which is which.
 
2012-10-10 03:51:34 PM  
I don't know if I could get away with lying to my penis, but my penis sure has lied to me on many occasions.
 
2012-10-10 03:57:48 PM  
Quite frankly, I've lied to and about plenty of vagina in my time.
 
2012-10-10 03:57:51 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: This "Wilde or Munn" thing is confusing me. They should have a hot-oil lingerie tickle fight to help me determine which is which.


Wilde is the winner, but I think I would support this idea.
 
2012-10-10 03:59:03 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: This "Wilde or Munn" thing is confusing me. They should have a hot-oil lingerie tickle fight to help me determine which is which.


They should really just do porn together. I can probably tell them apart depending on what sexual activities they will and won't do.
 
2012-10-10 04:14:27 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Mr. Coffee Nerves: This "Wilde or Munn" thing is confusing me. They should have a hot-oil lingerie tickle fight to help me determine which is which.

They should really just do porn together. I can probably tell them apart depending on what sexual activities they will and won't do.


Well at least unlikely to have sex with any of us is likely to be a common denominator.
 
2012-10-10 04:21:57 PM  
"But you cannot lie to your vagina"

As a gay man who slept with women before he came out, I can safely say, "Yes. Yes you can."
 
2012-10-10 04:32:52 PM  
Well, not having one, no I've never lied to it. On the other hand, my penis lies to me frequently.
 
2012-10-10 04:51:05 PM  

Lando Lincoln: I don't know if I could get away with lying to my penis, but my penis sure has lied to me on many occasions.


"No no, she really is that hot. Drink another beer and then go for it."
 
2012-10-10 05:34:45 PM  

Hershey Highway Patrol: Yea ruffies have that effect.


upload.wikimedia.org


I can't help it if I have R-R-R-Ridges
 
2012-10-10 05:53:29 PM  
she gives me cockburn.
 
2012-10-10 06:04:58 PM  

jaylectricity: [themovieblog.com image 656x392]

Go ahead and try.


Have I told you lately that I love you?
 
2012-10-10 06:20:46 PM  
This bint again?? Her AWing levels rival that of, ye gods, what was her name? The Little Brown Jug AW.
 
2012-10-10 06:23:28 PM  
At first I was like, "Fark this shiat," then I was like, "Is that Kate Micucci? And Riki Lindhome? You have my attention." But then, since they occupy barely any space in TFA, I was like, "Fark this shiat - again."
 
2012-10-10 06:25:03 PM  

Diogenes: "But you cannot lie to your vagina"

As a gay man who slept with women before he came out, I can safely say, "Yes. Yes you can."


You have a vagina?

I mean sure you've lied to A vagina, but I think you lack the proper equipment to lie to YOUR vagina.
 
2012-10-10 06:25:27 PM  
I just have this picture of Olivia looking down at her crotch, pleading her case, and her vag is looking back with its arms crossed and a dissapointed look on its face.
 
2012-10-10 06:25:47 PM  
I don't know who any of these people are. I just saw the word vagina and stopped by for a minute.
 
2012-10-10 06:25:57 PM  
FTA: "I am so crazy about this dude, I could find David Beckham naked, in a cardboard box on my doorstep and I would drop him off at the pound"

media.tumblr.com 

/Mad props to you, Sudekis
 
2012-10-10 06:26:05 PM  
She's pretty in a weird kind of way. Is it just me or does it look like you could cut glass with those cheekbones?
 
2012-10-10 06:26:13 PM  

Towermonkey: This bint again?? Her AWing levels rival that of, ye gods, what was her name? The Little Brown Jug AW.


Fascinating how celebrities do that, isn't it? OMG, SHE'S IN FRONT OF ANOTHER CAMERA.
 
2012-10-10 06:27:38 PM  
Vagina, Vagina.
 
2012-10-10 06:31:25 PM  

Phil Moskowitz: Towermonkey: This bint again?? Her AWing levels rival that of, ye gods, what was her name? The Little Brown Jug AW.

Fascinating how celebrities do that, isn't it? OMG, SHE'S IN FRONT OF ANOTHER CAMERA.


I find her tiresome. Physically attractive, to be sure, but annoying as all fark.
 
2012-10-10 06:35:34 PM  

fusillade762: She's pretty in a weird kind of way. Is it just me or does it look like you could cut glass with those cheekbones?


Trying to sneak by with a sharp knee comment, eh Studman?
 
2012-10-10 06:36:00 PM  
Aaaand I suspect her lady parts look like a stepped-on Arby's Beef-n-Cheddar.

/ yeah, yeah, sour grapes, whatever
// I'm too old for her ass anyway.
 
2012-10-10 06:36:28 PM  
Is this like 'the vagina monologues?' I want to write one, I'd call it 'if this vagina could talk.'
 
2012-10-10 06:39:19 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I also enjoy her. I benefit from not having drank the "she's not a real geek" haterade, though, so milage may vary.

Begun the battle has!!!!


cdn.sheknows.com
 
2012-10-10 06:40:28 PM  

Towermonkey: Phil Moskowitz: Towermonkey: This bint again?? Her AWing levels rival that of, ye gods, what was her name? The Little Brown Jug AW.

Fascinating how celebrities do that, isn't it? OMG, SHE'S IN FRONT OF ANOTHER CAMERA.

I find her tiresome. Physically attractive, to be sure, but annoying as all fark.


She's actually very smart, so I can understand your annoyance. Every panel and personal interview I've seen her in she's upstaged everyone with her adroitness. Damn uppity women.
 
2012-10-10 06:40:51 PM  
This thread fails without pictures of Aubrey Plaza.

collider.com

\fist. angry god. etc.
 
2012-10-10 06:41:34 PM  

Diogenes: "But you cannot lie to your vagina"

As a gay man who slept with women before he came out, I can safely say, "Yes. Yes you can."


I'm pretty sure you were lying to your penis too.
 
2012-10-10 06:45:06 PM  

Phil Moskowitz: Towermonkey: Phil Moskowitz: Towermonkey: This bint again?? Her AWing levels rival that of, ye gods, what was her name? The Little Brown Jug AW.

Fascinating how celebrities do that, isn't it? OMG, SHE'S IN FRONT OF ANOTHER CAMERA.

I find her tiresome. Physically attractive, to be sure, but annoying as all fark.

She's actually very smart, so I can understand your annoyance. Every panel and personal interview I've seen her in she's upstaged everyone with her adroitness. Damn uppity women.


She's also pretty funny, too.

media.charged.fm
 
2012-10-10 06:50:48 PM  
So, Shakira was basically right?
 
2012-10-10 06:52:19 PM  
If you could trust your vagina, then women would never get hot thinking of jerks, douchebags, criminals, serial killers, etc.

/Men lie to their penis all the time, that's why ugly women get laid.
 
2012-10-10 06:56:04 PM  

TotallyHeadless: If you could trust your vagina, then women would never get hot thinking of jerks, douchebags, criminals, serial killers, etc.

/Men lie to their penis all the time, that's why ugly women get laid.


Ugly women get laid because of glorious alcohol.

/alcohol
 
2012-10-10 06:59:43 PM  

Phil Moskowitz: Towermonkey: Phil Moskowitz: Towermonkey: This bint again?? Her AWing levels rival that of, ye gods, what was her name? The Little Brown Jug AW.

Fascinating how celebrities do that, isn't it? OMG, SHE'S IN FRONT OF ANOTHER CAMERA.

I find her tiresome. Physically attractive, to be sure, but annoying as all fark.

She's actually very smart, so I can understand your annoyance. Every panel and personal interview I've seen her in she's upstaged everyone with her adroitness. Damn uppity women.


I have no problem with smart women. My fiancee is a clever, clever girl despite her previous marriage to a total bastard. Something about Olivia sets my teeth on edge and I really don't know what it is.
 
2012-10-10 07:02:34 PM  
Dead vaginas tell no lies.
 
2012-10-10 07:02:37 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: TotallyHeadless: If you could trust your vagina, then women would never get hot thinking of jerks, douchebags, criminals, serial killers, etc.

/Men lie to their penis all the time, that's why ugly women get laid.

Ugly women get laid because of glorious alcohol.

/alcohol


A not-insignificant number of ugly women get laid because they work a hell of a lot harder at being good in the sack.
 
2012-10-10 07:02:40 PM  
www.jakefinnegan.com
cdn2.screenjunkies.com
www.exposay.com

If anyone needs me,I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-10-10 07:03:45 PM  
Cause if I ever wanna have any again, I better NOT lie
 
2012-10-10 07:13:50 PM  

Towermonkey: My fiancee is a clever, clever girl


You know who else was a clever girl...

www.jobezark.com
 
2012-10-10 07:20:52 PM  
I like Olivia Munn
 
2012-10-10 07:34:44 PM  
Somacandra: Half the vaginas I've been in wouldn't choose to recognize me afterwards if their lives depended on it.

If they didn't pick you out of the line-up you're probably fine.
 
2012-10-10 07:41:31 PM  
Olivia W is a total sweetheart.
 
2012-10-10 07:42:54 PM  
I love Olivia Wilde and I would never lie to her vagina.
 
2012-10-10 07:46:36 PM  
Whoever Tao Ruspoli is, we all know he sucks in bed now.
 
2012-10-10 07:46:41 PM  

Apos: [www.jakefinnegan.com image 361x480]
[cdn2.screenjunkies.com image 420x535]
[www.exposay.com image 388x620]

If anyone needs me,I'll be in my bunk.


I like the cut of your newsletter.
 
2012-10-10 07:47:17 PM  
I'd bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states.
 
2012-10-10 07:48:16 PM  
That sounds like an incredible group of charming and entertaining ladies AND NONE OF THEM KNOW NOR CARE THAT I EXIST!
 
-sobs into freshly soiled gym sock
 
2012-10-10 07:50:13 PM  

swahnhennessy: Whoever Tao Ruspoli is, we all know he sucks in bed now.


Apparently he's an Italian prince. He probably complained that no matter how hard she tried, his mama was better at tucking him in at night and hand feeding him homemade biscotti.
 
2012-10-10 08:09:39 PM  

jaylectricity: Go ahead and try.


Olivia's vagina, I don't want to put my penis in you.

See, its not difficult at all.
 
2012-10-10 08:11:44 PM  

Towermonkey: This bint again?? Her AWing levels rival that of, ye gods, what was her name? The Little Brown Jug AW.


Whatever happened to her anyway?
 
2012-10-10 08:26:29 PM  

brap: That sounds like an incredible group of charming and entertaining ladies AND NONE OF THEM KNOW NOR CARE THAT I EXIST!
 
-sobs into freshly soiled gym sock


Got a little schmutz right there by your eye...
 
2012-10-10 08:37:16 PM  
I saw the headline and thought it must be a political statement: you know, trying to convince Republican women to vote with their vagina and still lie to their families.
 
2012-10-10 08:41:53 PM  

montreal_medic: Towermonkey: This bint again?? Her AWing levels rival that of, ye gods, what was her name? The Little Brown Jug AW.

Whatever happened to her anyway?


I finally remembered her name. Grable'sDaughter has her own site now. Good riddance. She was cute for about ten minutes.
 
2012-10-10 08:42:35 PM  
I would have no problem lying to her vagina.
"Dear Olivia Wilde's vagina, to have sex with me wouldbe the best sex of your life. You will be begging for more"

Ten pathetic, disappointing seconds later.........I will walk out high-giving myself.
 
2012-10-10 09:00:26 PM  
Maybe she's right, but can your vagina lie to you?
 
2012-10-10 09:25:14 PM  
"Lewis and Clarking" her body?

Anyone care to enlighten me as to what this means?
 
2012-10-10 09:31:06 PM  

Debeo Summa Credo: "Lewis and Clarking" her body?

Anyone care to enlighten me as to what this means?


Perhaps dragging a canoe all over it.
 
2012-10-10 09:33:58 PM  
Olivia Wilde AND Rashida Jones talking about vaginas?

I came 30 minutes ago.
 
2012-10-10 09:34:57 PM  

Mentat: Lando Lincoln: I don't know if I could get away with lying to my penis, but my penis sure has lied to me on many occasions.

"No no, she really is that hot. Drink another beer and then go for it."


Been there. It never ends well.
 
2012-10-10 09:38:39 PM  

Debeo Summa Credo: "Lewis and Clarking" her body?

Anyone care to enlighten me as to what this means?


Lewis and Clark = legendary explorers

Thus....
 
2012-10-10 09:46:39 PM  

Apos: Debeo Summa Credo: "Lewis and Clarking" her body?

Anyone care to enlighten me as to what this means?

Lewis and Clark = legendary explorers

Thus....


Beaver pelts.
 
2012-10-10 09:57:38 PM  

LeroyBourne: Is this like 'the vagina monologues?' I want to write one, I'd call it 'if this vagina could talk.'


And then at the end, in Daria-like monotone:

"I thought it would be great if my vagina could talk, but I can't get a word in edgewise. Now I know how all my ex-boyfriends feel."
[beat]
[scene]

/[playywright strung from lighting rig]
 
2012-10-10 09:59:26 PM  

FunkOut: Apos: Debeo Summa Credo: "Lewis and Clarking" her body?

Anyone care to enlighten me as to what this means?

Lewis and Clark = legendary explorers

Thus....

Beaver pelts.


Quite the alarmist,aren't you? ;)
 
2012-10-10 10:30:29 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: Came here for a photo of Maude Lebowski. Leaving satisfied because I posted it.


Does that count as masturbating in public?
 
2012-10-10 10:31:32 PM  
I would tell her vagina a little white lie. A real quick one too.
 
2012-10-10 11:14:11 PM  
What my vagina doesn't know won't hurt her.
 
2012-10-10 11:37:27 PM  
must be tired I read that as oscar wilde
 
2012-10-10 11:39:36 PM  

therecksays: What my vagina doesn't know won't hurt her.


Her? That's sexist.
 
2012-10-10 11:52:28 PM  
To everyone hating on Olivia Wilde, you'd better watch out because she'll shiat on the hood of your car.

/awesome movie
//that stripper screencap is from it
///rides off on a bike
 
2012-10-11 12:05:41 AM  
Yeah but what does she lie about, to her relatives, at Christmas dinner?

I'd like to know more.
 
2012-10-11 12:11:25 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: fusillade762: She's pretty in a weird kind of way. Is it just me or does it look like you could cut glass with those cheekbones?

Trying to sneak by with a sharp knee comment, eh Studman?


No. I think she's beautiful and I'd hit that in a second (which is about as long as I would last). I just think she has alien-like facial features.
 
2012-10-11 07:31:51 AM  
Hmm, I don't know all of those women, but I'd like to know them all.. Bibilically..
 
2012-10-11 08:23:44 AM  

Towermonkey: Phil Moskowitz: Towermonkey: Phil Moskowitz: Towermonkey: This bint again?? Her AWing levels rival that of, ye gods, what was her name? The Little Brown Jug AW.

Fascinating how celebrities do that, isn't it? OMG, SHE'S IN FRONT OF ANOTHER CAMERA.

I find her tiresome. Physically attractive, to be sure, but annoying as all fark.

She's actually very smart, so I can understand your annoyance. Every panel and personal interview I've seen her in she's upstaged everyone with her adroitness. Damn uppity women.

I have no problem with smart women. My fiancee is a clever, clever girl despite her previous marriage to a total bastard. Something about Olivia sets my teeth on edge and I really don't know what it is.


Please. How smart could your fiancee be if she slept with a bastard like me?
 
2012-10-11 08:34:26 AM  

Mentat: I love Olivia Wilde and I would never lie to her vagina.


But apparently you would lie to us.
 
2012-10-11 09:23:59 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Approves:

[soldiersystems.net image 600x399]


awesome reference.
 
2012-10-11 09:40:14 AM  

SarahDiddle: This thread fails without pictures of Aubrey Plaza.



\fist. angry god. etc.


She makes me feel kinda funny all over.
 
2012-10-11 10:06:41 AM  

grokca: Mentat: I love Olivia Wilde and I would never lie to her vagina.

But apparently you would lie to us.


I don't like your vagina.
 
2012-10-11 11:41:10 AM  

SarahDiddle: This thread fails without pictures of Aubrey Plaza.

[collider.com image 754x500]

\fist. angry god. etc.


Bookmark!
 
2012-10-11 03:24:00 PM  
t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-11 05:10:20 PM  
She has gorgeous eyes.

You can tell they're really pretty by the fact I noticed she has eyes.
 
2012-10-11 05:40:46 PM  
I, for one, have lied to a lot of vaginas. And they became mine.
 
2012-10-11 10:55:26 PM  

uncleacid: Dead vaginas tell no lies.


What if you use it like a sock puppet?
 
2012-10-12 05:20:47 AM  
You can lie to your relatives, you can lie to your vagina, but you can't lie to your relatives' vaginas.
 
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