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		"You can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner," says Olivia Wilde. "But you cannot lie to your vagina" (huffingtonpost.com)		97
		More: Spiffy, Rashida Jones, Olivia Wilde, David Mamet, Talk Sex, human beings, Aubrey Plaza, Jason Sudeikis, Carla Gugino

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The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-10-10 02:21:31 PM

I like her.

PS women lie to their vaginas all the time. How many times have you heard "well that dick didn't count because of (enter lame reason here)"

Vodka Zombie		2012-10-10 02:29:06 PM

I'd lie to her vagina.

Olivia's Vagina: "Well, how was that? Was it good for you?"
Vodka Zombie: "Umm... It wasn't great. Perhaps we need to try again."
OV: "How about now?"
VZ: "Almost."

shower_in_my_socks		2012-10-10 02:33:08 PM

shower_in_my_socks		2012-10-10 02:34:38 PM

Came here for a photo of Maude Lebowski. Leaving satisfied because I posted it.

Coco LaFemme		2012-10-10 02:37:48 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img812.imageshack.us image 580x435]

I like her.

PS women lie to their vaginas all the time. How many times have you heard "well that dick didn't count because of (enter lame reason here)"

That's Olivia Munn, I believe.

jaylectricity		2012-10-10 02:44:47 PM

Go ahead and try.

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-10-10 02:47:59 PM

Coco LaFemme: That's Olivia Munn, I believe.

oops. my bad

I like her too.

OtherLittleGuy		2012-10-10 02:53:30 PM

Approves:

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats		2012-10-10 03:10:31 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: How many times have you heard "well that dick didn't count because of (enter lame reason here)"

... never?

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats		2012-10-10 03:11:41 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Coco LaFemme: That's Olivia Munn, I believe.

oops. my bad

[Link][img844.imageshack.us image 800x558]

I like her too.

I also enjoy her. I benefit from not having drank the "she's not a real geek" haterade, though, so milage may vary.

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2012-10-10 03:17:13 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I also enjoy her. I benefit from not having drank the "she's not a real geek" haterade, though, so milage may vary.

Begun the battle has!!!!

I didnt really mean to.. Just trying to cover up a reading mistake....

Sybarite		2012-10-10 03:19:29 PM

...her current relationship with actor and comedian Jason Sudeikis. "I am so crazy about this dude, I could find David Beckham naked, in a cardboard box on my doorstep and I would drop him off at the pound,"

Aaaand, she just lied to her vagina.

Somacandra		2012-10-10 03:20:32 PM

Is she kidding? Half the vaginas I've been in wouldn't choose to recognize me afterwards if their lives depended on it.

/jk

//i hope...

Hershey Highway Patrol		2012-10-10 03:26:43 PM

Somacandra: Is she kidding? Half the vaginas I've been in wouldn't choose to recognize me afterwards if their lives depended on it.

/jk

//i hope...

Yea ruffies have that effect.

Mr. Coffee Nerves		2012-10-10 03:40:58 PM

This "Wilde or Munn" thing is confusing me. They should have a hot-oil lingerie tickle fight to help me determine which is which.

Lando Lincoln		2012-10-10 03:51:34 PM

I don't know if I could get away with lying to my penis, but my penis sure has lied to me on many occasions.

dittybopper		2012-10-10 03:57:48 PM

Quite frankly, I've lied to and about plenty of vagina in my time.

FishyFred		2012-10-10 03:57:51 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: This "Wilde or Munn" thing is confusing me. They should have a hot-oil lingerie tickle fight to help me determine which is which.

Wilde is the winner, but I think I would support this idea.

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats		2012-10-10 03:59:03 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: This "Wilde or Munn" thing is confusing me. They should have a hot-oil lingerie tickle fight to help me determine which is which.

They should really just do porn together. I can probably tell them apart depending on what sexual activities they will and won't do.

NuttierThanEver		2012-10-10 04:14:27 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Mr. Coffee Nerves: This "Wilde or Munn" thing is confusing me. They should have a hot-oil lingerie tickle fight to help me determine which is which.

They should really just do porn together. I can probably tell them apart depending on what sexual activities they will and won't do.

Well at least unlikely to have sex with any of us is likely to be a common denominator.

Diogenes		2012-10-10 04:21:57 PM

"But you cannot lie to your vagina"

As a gay man who slept with women before he came out, I can safely say, "Yes. Yes you can."

simplicimus		2012-10-10 04:32:52 PM

Well, not having one, no I've never lied to it. On the other hand, my penis lies to me frequently.

Mentat		2012-10-10 04:51:05 PM

Lando Lincoln: I don't know if I could get away with lying to my penis, but my penis sure has lied to me on many occasions.

"No no, she really is that hot. Drink another beer and then go for it."

Somacandra		2012-10-10 05:34:45 PM

Hershey Highway Patrol: Yea ruffies have that effect.

upload.wikimedia.org

I can't help it if I have R-R-R-Ridges

SpikeStrip		2012-10-10 05:53:29 PM

she gives me cockburn.

doyner		2012-10-10 06:04:58 PM

jaylectricity: [themovieblog.com image 656x392]

Go ahead and try.

Have I told you lately that I love you?

Towermonkey		2012-10-10 06:20:46 PM

This bint again?? Her AWing levels rival that of, ye gods, what was her name? The Little Brown Jug AW.

B.L.Z. Bub		2012-10-10 06:23:28 PM

At first I was like, "Fark this shiat," then I was like, "Is that Kate Micucci? And Riki Lindhome? You have my attention." But then, since they occupy barely any space in TFA, I was like, "Fark this shiat - again."

rickycal78		2012-10-10 06:25:03 PM

Diogenes: "But you cannot lie to your vagina"

As a gay man who slept with women before he came out, I can safely say, "Yes. Yes you can."

You have a vagina?

I mean sure you've lied to A vagina, but I think you lack the proper equipment to lie to YOUR vagina.

rthanu		2012-10-10 06:25:27 PM

I just have this picture of Olivia looking down at her crotch, pleading her case, and her vag is looking back with its arms crossed and a dissapointed look on its face.

Soup4Bonnie		2012-10-10 06:25:47 PM

I don't know who any of these people are. I just saw the word vagina and stopped by for a minute.

Mad_Radhu		2012-10-10 06:25:57 PM

FTA: "I am so crazy about this dude, I could find David Beckham naked, in a cardboard box on my doorstep and I would drop him off at the pound"

media.tumblr.com

/Mad props to you, Sudekis

fusillade762		2012-10-10 06:26:05 PM

She's pretty in a weird kind of way. Is it just me or does it look like you could cut glass with those cheekbones?

Phil Moskowitz		2012-10-10 06:26:13 PM

Towermonkey: This bint again?? Her AWing levels rival that of, ye gods, what was her name? The Little Brown Jug AW.

Fascinating how celebrities do that, isn't it? OMG, SHE'S IN FRONT OF ANOTHER CAMERA.

StoPPeRmobile		2012-10-10 06:27:38 PM

Vagina, Vagina.

Towermonkey		2012-10-10 06:31:25 PM

Phil Moskowitz: Towermonkey: This bint again?? Her AWing levels rival that of, ye gods, what was her name? The Little Brown Jug AW.

Fascinating how celebrities do that, isn't it? OMG, SHE'S IN FRONT OF ANOTHER CAMERA.

I find her tiresome. Physically attractive, to be sure, but annoying as all fark.

StoPPeRmobile		2012-10-10 06:35:34 PM

fusillade762: She's pretty in a weird kind of way. Is it just me or does it look like you could cut glass with those cheekbones?

Trying to sneak by with a sharp knee comment, eh Studman?

Towermonkey		2012-10-10 06:36:00 PM

Aaaand I suspect her lady parts look like a stepped-on Arby's Beef-n-Cheddar.

/ yeah, yeah, sour grapes, whatever
// I'm too old for her ass anyway.

LeroyBourne		2012-10-10 06:36:28 PM

Is this like 'the vagina monologues?' I want to write one, I'd call it 'if this vagina could talk.'

moviemarketing		2012-10-10 06:39:19 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I also enjoy her. I benefit from not having drank the "she's not a real geek" haterade, though, so milage may vary.

Begun the battle has!!!!

cdn.sheknows.com

Phil Moskowitz		2012-10-10 06:40:28 PM

Towermonkey: Phil Moskowitz: Towermonkey: This bint again?? Her AWing levels rival that of, ye gods, what was her name? The Little Brown Jug AW.

Fascinating how celebrities do that, isn't it? OMG, SHE'S IN FRONT OF ANOTHER CAMERA.

I find her tiresome. Physically attractive, to be sure, but annoying as all fark.

She's actually very smart, so I can understand your annoyance. Every panel and personal interview I've seen her in she's upstaged everyone with her adroitness. Damn uppity women.

SarahDiddle		2012-10-10 06:40:51 PM

This thread fails without pictures of Aubrey Plaza.

collider.com

\fist. angry god. etc.

DreamyAltarBoy		2012-10-10 06:41:34 PM

Diogenes: "But you cannot lie to your vagina"

As a gay man who slept with women before he came out, I can safely say, "Yes. Yes you can."

I'm pretty sure you were lying to your penis too.

Mad_Radhu		2012-10-10 06:45:06 PM

Phil Moskowitz: Towermonkey: Phil Moskowitz: Towermonkey: This bint again?? Her AWing levels rival that of, ye gods, what was her name? The Little Brown Jug AW.

Fascinating how celebrities do that, isn't it? OMG, SHE'S IN FRONT OF ANOTHER CAMERA.

I find her tiresome. Physically attractive, to be sure, but annoying as all fark.

She's actually very smart, so I can understand your annoyance. Every panel and personal interview I've seen her in she's upstaged everyone with her adroitness. Damn uppity women.

She's also pretty funny, too.

media.charged.fm

Old Man Winter		2012-10-10 06:50:48 PM

So, Shakira was basically right?

TotallyHeadless		2012-10-10 06:52:19 PM

If you could trust your vagina, then women would never get hot thinking of jerks, douchebags, criminals, serial killers, etc.

/Men lie to their penis all the time, that's why ugly women get laid.

StoPPeRmobile		2012-10-10 06:56:04 PM

TotallyHeadless: If you could trust your vagina, then women would never get hot thinking of jerks, douchebags, criminals, serial killers, etc.

/Men lie to their penis all the time, that's why ugly women get laid.

Ugly women get laid because of glorious alcohol.

/alcohol

Towermonkey		2012-10-10 06:59:43 PM

uncleacid		2012-10-10 07:02:34 PM

Dead vaginas tell no lies.

Mad_Radhu		2012-10-10 07:02:37 PM

StoPPeRmobile: TotallyHeadless: If you could trust your vagina, then women would never get hot thinking of jerks, douchebags, criminals, serial killers, etc.

/Men lie to their penis all the time, that's why ugly women get laid.

Ugly women get laid because of glorious alcohol.

/alcohol

A not-insignificant number of ugly women get laid because they work a hell of a lot harder at being good in the sack.

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