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(Wonkette)   Deadbeat Congressman has foolproof plan to overcome 14-point polling deficit: Point out his opponent likes to wear dresses. Fark: Opponent's a lady   (wonkette.com) divider line 92
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2012-10-10 02:30:25 PM  
What, he isn't going to point out that she can't even stand on her own two feet? That she can't walk the walk? That all she does all day is sit around? That she takes the elevator and not the stairs?

Come on Joe, try harder.
 
2012-10-10 02:39:45 PM  
So sometimes women like to wear dresses? Thanks for the scoop, Mr. Romero.
 
2012-10-10 02:40:08 PM  
She must be a real whore.
 
2012-10-10 02:40:38 PM  
 
2012-10-10 02:48:20 PM  
WTF point was he trying to make?
 
2012-10-10 02:52:09 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-10 03:06:38 PM  
Wonkette is like that person you like to sleep with, but don't want to be seen with in public. It's funny, and often right, but also kinda batshiat insane.
 
2012-10-10 03:08:34 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: WTF point was he trying to make?


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Republicans are assholes
 
2012-10-10 03:31:45 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Wonkette is like that person you like to sleep with, but don't want to be seen with in public. It's funny, and often right, but also kinda batshiat insane.



I'm certainly not taking it out in public with this haircut.

images.politico.com
 
2012-10-10 03:49:38 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: WTF point was he trying to make?


That she will not be able to perform in office because she is distracted by shopping, frocks and shiny baubles.
 
2012-10-10 03:50:53 PM  
is that Rosanne Barr?
 
2012-10-10 03:51:17 PM  
Tenpoundsofhero.
 
2012-10-10 03:51:48 PM  

Type_Hard: I like her response:

Duckworth, an Iraq war veteran, acknowledged that she picks out her own clothes, but added, "for most of my adult life, I've worn one color - it's called camouflage."


Not to be pedantic, but isn't camouflage usually made up of more than one color?
 
2012-10-10 03:53:08 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-10 03:53:31 PM  
Heh... How did this asshole get elected in the first place?

He doesn't deserve to belong to the Walsh clan.
 
2012-10-10 03:54:17 PM  
Christ, what an asshole
 
2012-10-10 03:54:41 PM  
How is it that Duckworth is only up by 14 points against this yutz. Are the people in his district really that stupid?
 
2012-10-10 03:55:18 PM  
I think he's just pissed that she's more of a 'man' then he'll ever be.
 
2012-10-10 03:56:24 PM  

Type_Hard: I like her response:

Duckworth, an Iraq war veteran, acknowledged that she picks out her own clothes, but added, "for most of my adult life, I've worn one color - it's called camouflage."


Well technically camouflage isn't a single color.
 
2012-10-10 03:56:50 PM  

sdd2000: How is it that Duckworth is only up by 14 points against this yutz. Are the people in his district really that stupid?


Yes.
 
2012-10-10 03:57:13 PM  

Sybarite: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Wonkette is like that person you like to sleep with, but don't want to be seen with in public. It's funny, and often right, but also kinda batshiat insane.


I'm certainly not taking it out in public with this haircut.

[images.politico.com image 269x213]


I will if you wont.

Rawr.
 
2012-10-10 03:58:58 PM  

sdd2000: How is it that Duckworth is only up by 14 points against this yutz. Are the people in his district really that stupid?


He's an asshole, but his political philosophy is more in line with theirs?

/or he's got the right letter after his name
 
2012-10-10 03:59:19 PM  

sdd2000: How is it that Duckworth is only up by 14 points against this yutz. Are the people in his district really that stupid?


Nor so much stupid as greedy, fear filled bastards who think poor is a communicable disease.
 
2012-10-10 04:01:05 PM  
"Medicare right now will disappear in 8-10 years if we don't do anything"

So, um, I dunno, DO SOMETHING.
 
2012-10-10 04:01:34 PM  
You just know that if she wore pants, he'd say "She's an un-ladylike butchie bulldyke."

Because he's retarded.
 
2012-10-10 04:02:06 PM  

keylock71: Heh... How did this asshole get elected in the first place?


I think we just discovered the Tea Party's epitaph.
 
2012-10-10 04:02:07 PM  
Likewise, I've heard rumors that Barack Obama has fathered black children.
 
2012-10-10 04:02:30 PM  
Life's been good to him so far
 
2012-10-10 04:05:03 PM  

sdd2000: How is it that Duckworth is only up by 14 points against this yutz. Are the people in his district really that stupid?


He's already in office, so I think the answer is obvious.
 
2012-10-10 04:05:13 PM  
Joe Walsh is one of the scummiest, most despicable members of the House. I don't even blink when asked "who are the Top 3 sleaziest scumbags in the House?" Hands down it's Allen West, Louie Gohmert, and Joe Walsh.

Some should photoshop them into a Zelda Triforce of Derp or something...
 
2012-10-10 04:07:07 PM  

Type_Hard: I like her response:

Duckworth, an Iraq war veteran, acknowledged that she picks out her own clothes, but added, "for most of my adult life, I've worn one color - it's called camouflage."


While I appreciate the wisdom of keeping one's mouth shut while one's opponents are busy cramming their shoes down theirs, I also appreciate a a good snap. Ms. Duckworth really knows how to cut the legs out from under the opposition.
 
2012-10-10 04:08:13 PM  

sdd2000: How is it that Duckworth is only up by 14 points against this yutz. Are the people in his district really that stupid?


Incumbent advantage?
 
2012-10-10 04:09:57 PM  

DeltaPunch: Joe Walsh is one of the scummiest, most despicable members of the House. I don't even blink when asked "who are the Top 3 sleaziest scumbags in the House?" Hands down it's Allen West, Louie Gohmert, and Joe Walsh.

Some should photoshop them into a Zelda Triforce of Derp or something...


Wouldn't you have to add Bachmann to that list?
 
2012-10-10 04:11:31 PM  
Read this in the linked article about his dead-beat dadness: "The Family Research Council, Satan's favorite little pack of square-edged dildo monsters, mysteriously gave screamy attention whore Joe Walsh an award recognizing him as a "pro-family" human despite the fact that Joe Walsh is known back in reality as the worst, most anti-family human in Congress, for cheating his kids out of their little child support dimes for years even as he sues his ex-wife to avoid ever paying them." 

"Satan's favorite little pack of square-edged dildo monsters..." I have no idea what that means but it makes me laugh ;uncontrollably.
 
2012-10-10 04:13:08 PM  

Sybarite: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Wonkette is like that person you like to sleep with, but don't want to be seen with in public. It's funny, and often right, but also kinda batshiat insane.


I'm certainly not taking it out in public with this haircut.

[images.politico.com image 269x213]


But there are times ...

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2012-10-10 04:14:07 PM  

DeltaPunch: Some should photoshop them into a Zelda Triforce of Derp or something...


I always thought that the Triforce of Derp was Santorum, Bachmann and Steve King.

/Not that West, Gohmert or Walsh don't deserve the title.
//Also, Lieutenant Legitimate Rape.
///Rainbow of Retardation?
 
2012-10-10 04:16:43 PM  

Sybarite: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Wonkette is like that person you like to sleep with, but don't want to be seen with in public. It's funny, and often right, but also kinda batshiat insane.


I'm certainly not taking it out in public with this haircut.

[images.politico.com image 269x213]


AMC left Wonkette in 2006, FYI.
 
2012-10-10 04:16:51 PM  
You know, we are often most critical of the faults we find within ourselves.

I think Joe likes to wear dresses.

NTTAWWT
 
2012-10-10 04:17:56 PM  
There is something incredibly creepy about a man having spy photos taken of a woman shopping for dresses that just didn't occur to Mr. Deadbeat.
 
2012-10-10 04:18:22 PM  

Type_Hard: I like her response:

Duckworth, an Iraq war veteran, acknowledged that she picks out her own clothes, but added, "for most of my adult life, I've worn one color - it's called camouflage."


Did that asshole actually criticize her highlighting her military service as a political ploy?

WTF did he say about highlighting McCain's military service?
 
2012-10-10 04:18:55 PM  

meat0918: You know, we are often most critical of the faults we find within ourselves.

I think Joe likes to wear dresses.

NTTAWWT


That would be one hell of an October Surprise.
 
2012-10-10 04:20:25 PM  

Type_Hard: I like her response:

Duckworth, an Iraq war veteran, acknowledged that she picks out her own clothes, but added, "for most of my adult life, I've worn one color - it's called camouflage."


Oh, snap!

(that whole technicality of "camouflage is more than one color" aside)
 
2012-10-10 04:22:03 PM  
She has time to pick out dresses because she saves so much time not having to pick out shoes.
 
2012-10-10 04:24:02 PM  
Dresses are probably easier for her to maneuver with the two prosthetic legs she got in Iraq.
 
2012-10-10 04:24:51 PM  
It's only natural to point out what dresses she's wearing.

After all, Republicans will control all vaginas if they get their way. Underwear and dresses are next because of proximity.
 
2012-10-10 04:27:30 PM  

what_now: Dresses are probably easier for her to maneuver with the two prosthetic legs she got in Iraq.


It is easier for her to spread those legs too if you know what I mean.
 
2012-10-10 04:27:56 PM  
If an asshole had an asshole for an asshole, Joe Walsh would be that asshole.
 
2012-10-10 04:27:58 PM  

dericwater: Wouldn't you have to add Bachmann to that list?


Fluorescent Testicle: I always thought that the Triforce of Derp was Santorum, Bachmann and Steve King.


Maybe there should be categories. When it comes to anti-Muslim, nobody beats King, Bachmann, and Gohmert. When it comes to shameless hypocrisy, dishonesty, and utter vileness, Walsh is up there but nobody can top Allen West. They're all crazy but Bachmann definitely takes the cake for pure batsh*t insanity.

We need some kind of Venn derpagram for all these assholes...
 
2012-10-10 04:30:54 PM  
I don't understand his point in the slightest. Was she supposed to be doing something else when she was caught shopping? Sounded like he said he was in a parade, was she supposed to be there too?
 
2012-10-10 04:36:56 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: You just know that if she wore pants, he'd say "She's an un-ladylike butchie bulldyke."

Because he's retarded.


THAT...would be an insult to those who are developmentally disabled. This clown Walsh doesn't even have that to fall back on.

/I'm guessing when you look up the definition of "asshat"
//This farkwad's picture is next to the entry
 
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