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(SFGate)   Free advice to judges: If you just sentenced a man to state prison and he has some personal business to take care of in town, consider having a deputy escort him even if he pinkie swears to come back   (sfgate.com) divider line 37
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2012-10-10 04:34:45 PM
It was a spousal abuse conviction. He's not a danger to anyone, unless you marry him.
 
2012-10-10 04:36:07 PM
Blagojevich got 3 months to take care of personal business before shipping off to the pen.
 
2012-10-10 04:39:03 PM
after a judge released him from jail for a few hours to take care of personal business before beginning his sentence at a state prison on spousal abuse charges.

Better check on the spouse. My guess is he went to finish the job.
 
2012-10-10 04:39:36 PM
Police have issued a warrant for Katello's arrest. Anyone who sees him is asked to call 911

No reward? Fark that! They lost him; let them find him.
 
2012-10-10 04:40:52 PM

Blues Lounger: after a judge released him from jail for a few hours to take care of personal business before beginning his sentence at a state prison on spousal abuse charges.

Better check on the spouse. My guess is he went to finish the job.


one would hope a cop went to the spouse's place first.
 
2012-10-10 04:41:43 PM
Well, I guess he was unhappy with how short his sentence was and wanted to add some years to it.
 
2012-10-10 04:45:23 PM
Someone broke a Pinkie promise? Uh oh...

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2012-10-10 04:49:17 PM

TheOther: Police have issued a warrant for Katello's arrest. Anyone who sees him is asked to call 911

No reward? Fark that! They lost him; let them find him.


Wasn't that Peter Parker's logic?
 
2012-10-10 04:51:42 PM

pute kisses like a man: Blues Lounger: after a judge released him from jail for a few hours to take care of personal business before beginning his sentence at a state prison on spousal abuse charges.

Better check on the spouse. My guess is he went to finish the job.

one would hope a cop went to the spouse's place first.


Yes one would hope, but then again one would hope they wouldn't have let him go in the first place.
 
2012-10-10 04:55:24 PM

jimsan: Someone broke a Pinkie promise? Uh oh...

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No no, a pinkie swear. A pinkie promise is an entirely different thing.
 
2012-10-10 04:55:24 PM

Blues Lounger: pute kisses like a man: Blues Lounger: after a judge released him from jail for a few hours to take care of personal business before beginning his sentence at a state prison on spousal abuse charges.

Better check on the spouse. My guess is he went to finish the job.

one would hope a cop went to the spouse's place first.

Yes one would hope, but then again one would hope they wouldn't have let him go in the first place.


well... if I were the convicted, I hope they'd let me go wrap some stuff up... so, I'm not ready to make some blanket statement about this just yet.
 
2012-10-10 04:56:58 PM
BAH! No details about how long his sentence was?

If it was a 6 month sentence, and he bailed, that's stupid.

If it was a 10 year sentence...maybe not so stupid.

If it was a 20 year sentence...then I'd do the same.

How do you leave that nugget of info out of such an article?
 
2012-10-10 04:56:59 PM
I wonder...by the Jude letting him out; if he murdered his ex, would the Judge be an accomplice?
 
2012-10-10 04:58:20 PM
Can't blame the guy. If I ever get anything more than 6 months and I'm on the way to Brazil.

/Brazil doesn't extradite it's citizens.
 
2012-10-10 05:04:19 PM

Optimus Primate: BAH! No details about how long his sentence was?

If it was a 6 month sentence, and he bailed, that's stupid.

If it was a 10 year sentence...maybe not so stupid.

If it was a 20 year sentence...then I'd do the same.

How do you leave that nugget of info out of such an article?


What a moran. He wasn't carrying marijuana.
 
2012-10-10 05:11:24 PM

Dirtybird971: I wonder...by the Jude letting him out; if he murdered his ex, would the Judge be an accomplice?


Nope. Judges are protected from their horrible decisions.
 
2012-10-10 05:19:10 PM
Spousal abuse charges? What do you get for that? A year? He should have just done his sentence. He's probably tripled it now.
 
2012-10-10 05:35:40 PM
Did he say to her "Biach, you ruined my life." or did he beat her to an inch of her life?
 
2012-10-10 05:51:22 PM
So long, suckers!
 
2012-10-10 05:54:04 PM
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2012-10-10 05:55:26 PM
Mr. Cheeky: Er, no, freedom actually.
Coordinator: What?
Mr. Cheeky: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
Coordinator: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.
 
2012-10-10 06:02:51 PM
I hope he doesn't make it to Reno and shoot a man just to watch him die,
 
2012-10-10 06:12:48 PM
Calling out the SWAT team for a wife beater? Must have been a slow day.
 
2012-10-10 06:18:22 PM
Oh Man! Those guys in Mayberry are always so trusting!
 
2012-10-10 06:18:32 PM
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2012-10-10 06:40:34 PM

bluenovaman: Can't blame the guy. If I ever get anything more than 6 months and I'm on the way to Brazil.

/Brazil doesn't extradite it's citizens.


are you a citizen of Brazil or would you simply be an alien ?
 
2012-10-10 07:10:37 PM
No duh.
 
2012-10-10 07:28:31 PM

mama2tnt: TheOther: Police have issued a warrant for Katello's arrest. Anyone who sees him is asked to call 911

No reward? Fark that! They lost him; let them find him.

Wasn't that Peter Parker's logic?


Well, they could try to guilt a superhero into doing it for them, but I think a reward has better odds.
 
2012-10-10 07:30:32 PM

Mimic_Octopus: bluenovaman: Can't blame the guy. If I ever get anything more than 6 months and I'm on the way to Brazil.

/Brazil doesn't extradite it's citizens.

are you a citizen of Brazil or would you simply be an alien ?


I'm dual citizen. If you have the ability to get dual citizenship somewhere else it's worth it. You never know when you might need it. It's not something I'd want to do, I'd have to learn the language better than my current beer, broads, bathroom abilities, but I am educated enough to where employment wouldn't be too much of an issue.
 
2012-10-10 07:45:50 PM

bluenovaman: Mimic_Octopus: bluenovaman: Can't blame the guy. If I ever get anything more than 6 months and I'm on the way to Brazil.

/Brazil doesn't extradite it's citizens.

are you a citizen of Brazil or would you simply be an alien ?

I'm dual citizen. If you have the ability to get dual citizenship somewhere else it's worth it. You never know when you might need it. It's not something I'd want to do, I'd have to learn the language better than my current beer, broads, bathroom abilities, but I am educated enough to where employment wouldn't be too much of an issue.


shiat! You better not ever run afoul of the law. No bail for you.
 
2012-10-10 07:57:44 PM
One of the charges was felony parole violation. So you can see why they thought nothing of releasing him to outside volunteer supervision.
 
2012-10-10 08:15:50 PM

mama2tnt: TheOther: Police have issued a warrant for Katello's arrest. Anyone who sees him is asked to call 911

No reward? Fark that! They lost him; let them find him.

Wasn't that Peter Parker's logic?


Aunt May says the beatings are bad but the sex is terrific, so I'm staying out of it.
 
2012-10-10 08:21:00 PM

StoPPeRmobile: bluenovaman: Mimic_Octopus: bluenovaman: Can't blame the guy. If I ever get anything more than 6 months and I'm on the way to Brazil.

/Brazil doesn't extradite it's citizens.

are you a citizen of Brazil or would you simply be an alien ?

I'm dual citizen. If you have the ability to get dual citizenship somewhere else it's worth it. You never know when you might need it. It's not something I'd want to do, I'd have to learn the language better than my current beer, broads, bathroom abilities, but I am educated enough to where employment wouldn't be too much of an issue.

shiat! You better not ever run afoul of the law. No bail for you.


The USA doesn't have record of my family's dual status. We could cruise to Mexico and be out before anybody is the wiser. Only reason I've really thought about it is if things got really shiatty/crazy here I can get my son to a safe place. I'm not going to let him fight some patrician a-hole's war if the draft or whatever comes back. You never know when you need to GTFO in a hurry.

/overly paranoid
 
2012-10-10 08:25:21 PM

bluenovaman: StoPPeRmobile: bluenovaman: Mimic_Octopus: bluenovaman: Can't blame the guy. If I ever get anything more than 6 months and I'm on the way to Brazil.

/Brazil doesn't extradite it's citizens.

are you a citizen of Brazil or would you simply be an alien ?

I'm dual citizen. If you have the ability to get dual citizenship somewhere else it's worth it. You never know when you might need it. It's not something I'd want to do, I'd have to learn the language better than my current beer, broads, bathroom abilities, but I am educated enough to where employment wouldn't be too much of an issue.

shiat! You better not ever run afoul of the law. No bail for you.

The USA doesn't have record of my family's dual status. We could cruise to Mexico and be out before anybody is the wiser. Only reason I've really thought about it is if things got really shiatty/crazy here I can get my son to a safe place. I'm not going to let him fight some patrician a-hole's war if the draft or whatever comes back. You never know when you need to GTFO in a hurry.

/overly paranoid


Holland is my plan.
 
2012-10-10 08:39:39 PM

StoPPeRmobile: bluenovaman: StoPPeRmobile: bluenovaman: Mimic_Octopus: bluenovaman: Can't blame the guy. If I ever get anything more than 6 months and I'm on the way to Brazil.

/Brazil doesn't extradite it's citizens.

are you a citizen of Brazil or would you simply be an alien ?

I'm dual citizen. If you have the ability to get dual citizenship somewhere else it's worth it. You never know when you might need it. It's not something I'd want to do, I'd have to learn the language better than my current beer, broads, bathroom abilities, but I am educated enough to where employment wouldn't be too much of an issue.

shiat! You better not ever run afoul of the law. No bail for you.

The USA doesn't have record of my family's dual status. We could cruise to Mexico and be out before anybody is the wiser. Only reason I've really thought about it is if things got really shiatty/crazy here I can get my son to a safe place. I'm not going to let him fight some patrician a-hole's war if the draft or whatever comes back. You never know when you need to GTFO in a hurry.

/overly paranoid

Holland is my plan.


Holland isn't bad, they are too cozy with the USA. It's a beautiful place. It too cold for my hot Latin blood.

/as white as they come
 
2012-10-10 10:37:28 PM

TheOther: Police have issued a warrant for Katello's arrest. Anyone who sees him is asked to call 911

No reward? Fark that! They lost him; let them find him.


And no picture, either. Derp.
 
2012-10-10 11:39:51 PM

Shadyman: TheOther: Police have issued a warrant for Katello's arrest. Anyone who sees him is asked to call 911

No reward? Fark that! They lost him; let them find him.

And no picture, either. Derp.


This.
 
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