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2012-10-10 05:29:37 PM
www.musicals101.com

Before / After
 
2012-10-10 05:31:38 PM

Huggermugger: Now, I'm a big 'ol fatty myself, but some of those NJ cops are gigantic behemoths!



Yeah, but they're fast.

I'll bet they could run circles donuts around you.
 
2012-10-10 05:34:30 PM

hdhale: cgraves67: Affirmative Action reverse-discrimination is so bad, white guys have to where black face just to get jobs at an ink factory. My, Lord!

It worked for Al Jolson.



Hah!

Should have used cntrl+f.
 
2012-10-10 05:35:31 PM

hackhix: Obama?


Ok, I'm a liberal Obama supporter, but that was funny.
 
2012-10-10 05:40:50 PM
Interacial couple asking a skinhead for directions?
 
2012-10-10 05:43:57 PM
imageshack.us

farking Saudis. YOU GOT US BY THE BALLS BECAUSE OF YOUR OIL! NOW YOU WANT OUR INK?

imageshack.us

"and then this guy says "give me all your ink". He had a turbin up to here."
 
2012-10-10 05:50:43 PM

boyvoyeur: "and then this guy says "give me all your ink". He had a turbin up to here."


Its a good thing you have all those medics around, because when the button finally lets go on that guy on the left's pants, someone is losing an eye.
 
2012-10-10 05:53:05 PM

Amos Quito: Huggermugger: Now, I'm a big 'ol fatty myself, but some of those NJ cops are gigantic behemoths!


Yeah, but they're fast.

I'll bet they could run circles donuts around you.


They could if they were chasing one.
 
2012-10-10 06:05:42 PM
Working at a factory that makes ink. Maybe I should take a quick look around.
 
2012-10-10 06:13:02 PM
My girlfriend and I after sunbathing too long?

/ She's asian
// I'm Black
/// Yes black people can get sun burned, I am not that dark.
 
2012-10-10 06:29:08 PM

tonygotskilz: My girlfriend and I after sunbathing too long?

/ She's asian
// I'm Black
/// Yes black people can get sun burned, I am not that dark.


IMHO that doesn't quite work.
Enjoy instead a yellow and black attack...

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-10 06:30:27 PM
Clifford the big red dog wearing a zebra costume for Halloween?
 
2012-10-10 06:46:12 PM
i was honestly expecting this headline to somehow segue into a Chris Brown/Rhianna story. Kudos.
 
2012-10-10 06:48:49 PM
bloody newspapers
 
2012-10-10 07:06:03 PM
How about a skunk with a diaper rash?
 
2012-10-10 07:08:59 PM
Extra! Extra! Kabooom
 
2012-10-10 07:11:23 PM
Roddy Piper cutting himself at Wrestlemania 6?

Gyrfalcon: It wasn't the Daily Mail being destroyed by a terrorist bomb, so now I am dissappoint.


Sounds counter productive.
 
2012-10-10 07:12:46 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-10 07:49:35 PM
Tiger Woods.
 
2012-10-10 07:49:53 PM
Thank God no one was killed
 
2012-10-10 07:51:00 PM
I work within spitting distance of the place!

/didn't hear no boom
 
2012-10-10 08:22:46 PM

One Bad Apple: Speaker2Animals: Wrong: It's "nun in a blender."

What is black and white and red all over and can't fit through a doorway ?


A nun with a spear through her head.


A friend of mine actually told that joke to a group of nuns at a hotel in St. Louis many moons ago. He was so drunk he fell down & hit his head on the table the nuns were seated at and we couldn't wake him up. The nuns were not amused.
/I laughed 
//and going to hell also
 
2012-10-11 10:40:45 AM
The 2012 GOP platform?
 
2012-10-11 05:28:45 PM

Modguy: Alia Atreides really let her self go. And she should have stuck with Black, it's a far more trimming color.


Doesn't matter -- she knew in a few years she was going to be a hot redhead who would send guys to their bunks.
 
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