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2012-10-10 11:47:46 AM  
I will actually be upset if this doesn't go green.
 
2012-10-10 11:53:49 AM  
This story continued on pages 7,8, 12 and 17
 
2012-10-10 11:55:53 AM  
Ok, I chuckled
 
2012-10-10 12:00:09 PM  
They still make newspaper ink?
 
2012-10-10 12:07:48 PM  
They should get their lungs checked out after all that ink went up in smoke.
 
2012-10-10 12:08:41 PM  
"Ha ha ha...aww, that sucks"
 
2012-10-10 12:18:16 PM  
Wrong: It's "nun in a blender."
 
2012-10-10 12:40:45 PM  
The US Presidential Race in 2012?
 
2012-10-10 12:41:34 PM  

Speaker2Animals: Wrong: It's "nun in a blender."


Or, a nun on the rag.
 
2012-10-10 12:56:20 PM  
A zebra being eaten by a lion?
 
2012-10-10 01:02:55 PM  
A fire at an ink factory?
 
2012-10-10 01:04:46 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: They still make newspaper ink?

 
2012-10-10 01:22:42 PM  
Twenty dollars, same as in town?
 
2012-10-10 01:33:38 PM  
Obama?
 
2012-10-10 01:38:24 PM  

Speaker2Animals: Wrong: It's "nun in a blender."


What is black and white and red all over and can't fit through a doorway ?


A nun with a spear through her head.
 
2012-10-10 01:39:22 PM  
Commie Obammy
 
2012-10-10 01:59:16 PM  
I, for one, am offended by all the black face.
 
2012-10-10 02:13:22 PM  
All the news that's fit to airlift to a hospital.
 
2012-10-10 02:23:05 PM  
The Daily Fail on Fark?

It's always here so it's safe to say it's red all over

/thank you i'll be here all week
 
2012-10-10 03:32:42 PM  
My dick! I should really get this looked at.
 
2012-10-10 04:25:14 PM  

Sybarite: My dick! I should really get this looked at.


Do go on ...
 
2012-10-10 04:25:35 PM  
A zebra eating a nun on the rag?
 
2012-10-10 04:25:51 PM  
A menstruating penguin.
 
2012-10-10 04:26:03 PM  
What is black and white,black and white,black and white?

A nun falling down the stairs
 
2012-10-10 04:26:05 PM  
Obummer in a blender?
 
2012-10-10 04:27:17 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

www.hyperbate.fr


Alia Atreides really let her self go. And she should have stuck with Black, it's a far more trimming color.
 
2012-10-10 04:27:34 PM  
Chocolate sundae with ketchup on top.
 
2012-10-10 04:27:45 PM  

One Bad Apple: Speaker2Animals: Wrong: It's "nun in a blender."

What is black and white and red all over and can't fit through a doorway ?


A nun with a spear through her head.


It's "can't fit through a revolving door."

A nun with a spear though her head could conceivably approach a regular door in such a way so that the spear would go through. If by some miracle she survived being impaled through the head with a spear and was still able to walk.
 
2012-10-10 04:27:53 PM  
Most of the dead babies in my basement


/I've said too much
 
2012-10-10 04:28:41 PM  
The pen really is mightier than the sword, it seems. Who knew ink was so volatile?

This one literally rocked my world...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danvers,_Massachusetts#Chemical_plant_ex p losion
 
2012-10-10 04:31:28 PM  
Looks like they just got done working in a coal mine.

And you know what's coming next...
 
2012-10-10 04:31:53 PM  
Count the obese!
 
2012-10-10 04:32:18 PM  
Michael Jackson immediately after filming the Pepsi ad?
 
2012-10-10 04:32:59 PM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin: This story continued on pages 7,8, 12 and 17


img828.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-10 04:34:09 PM  
A poached panda?
 
2012-10-10 04:35:46 PM  
t2.gstatic.com
Life can be a lot like a cartoon.
 
2012-10-10 04:39:19 PM  
Every time a building explodes, a clown loses the squeak in his shoes.
 
2012-10-10 04:42:53 PM  
Affirmative Action reverse-discrimination is so bad, white guys have to where black face just to get jobs at an ink factory. My, Lord!
 
2012-10-10 04:48:19 PM  
a Nun with a sucking chest wound ?
 
2012-10-10 04:50:57 PM  
First thing I thought of was a mime getting run over by a book truck.
 
2012-10-10 04:55:36 PM  

Kanemano: a Nun with a sucking chest wound ?


Hey! How did you get into my porn stash?!
 
2012-10-10 04:55:56 PM  

cgraves67: Affirmative Action reverse-discrimination is so bad, white guys have to where black face just to get jobs at an ink factory. My, Lord!


www.izismile.com
 
2012-10-10 04:57:06 PM  

cgraves67: Affirmative Action reverse-discrimination is so bad, white guys have to where black face just to get jobs at an ink factory. My, Lord!


It worked for Al Jolson.
 
2012-10-10 05:01:48 PM  
Obama after being flayed?
 
2012-10-10 05:04:26 PM  
cdn-ugc.cafemom.com
 
2012-10-10 05:04:50 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I, for one, am offended by all the black face.


Plus it's foolhardy to go the full Al Jolson through most towns in NJ.
 
2012-10-10 05:07:15 PM  
Now, I'm a big 'ol fatty myself, but some of those NJ cops are gigantic behemoths!
 
2012-10-10 05:12:50 PM  
Come on people, it is a sunburned zebra.
 
2012-10-10 05:21:40 PM  
A zebrafolk who talks back. Come on people!

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots07 91.html
 
2012-10-10 05:23:00 PM  
It wasn't the Daily Mail being destroyed by a terrorist bomb, so now I am dissappoint.
 
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