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(ABC Local)   You know a mugshot is going to be good when they have to force your head up in order to get the shot   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 31
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2012-10-10 01:02:57 PM  
32 votes:
cdn.abclocal.go.com

The power of christ compels you!
2012-10-10 03:12:33 PM  
5 votes:
cdn.abclocal.go.com
kinleycain.com
2012-10-10 02:51:11 PM  
5 votes:
He's lucky, he could have ended up like these individuals: 

i50.tinypic.com

i45.tinypic.com 

i48.tinypic.com 

i48.tinypic.com

i47.tinypic.com
2012-10-10 02:07:17 PM  
5 votes:
Hello. My name is Sean. (Hello Sean) It's been 30 days since my last drink. I knew I had a problem when the cops had to hold my head up for a booking photo. While that may be an issue, seeing thousands of Black Widow spiders running up the cops arm towards you is a completely different problem.

I knew then that I had a problem. I went in to Detox but I was so drunk, they sent my to De-detox. I had to be placed in a coma because the visions and false sensations of rabid dogs eating my feet was all too real to me.

They brought me out of the coma this morning so technically, I have been clean and sober for 30 days. So, uh, who's up for a drink? I could sure use one.
2012-10-10 03:51:14 PM  
3 votes:
cdn.abclocal.go.com
i0.kym-cdn.com
2012-10-10 02:02:17 PM  
3 votes:

Balchinian: IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.

As far as I know you are a 6th grade girl.


Well, all I know is if I had a daughter, I would be awesomely proud if she was trolling Fark forums in 6th grade.
2012-10-10 02:58:32 PM  
2 votes:
officiouslittleprick.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-10 02:52:36 PM  
2 votes:

IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.


Will you look at this weird thing on my neck?
2012-10-10 02:09:58 PM  
2 votes:
Can't believe I'm the first......

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
2012-10-10 02:00:18 PM  
2 votes:

Balchinian: IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.

As far as I know you are a 6th grade girl.


A/S/L? Want to hook up??
/oblig.
2012-10-10 01:57:35 PM  
2 votes:

IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.


As far as I know you are a 6th grade girl.
2012-10-10 01:55:55 PM  
2 votes:

Sun Khan: This is sad. It was more honest when we had sideshows and freak shows at circuses The old Fark.com. At least in those days people had to pay a nickel $5 to feel superior.

/had to be done.
2012-10-10 01:46:40 PM  
2 votes:
I give 3:1 odds that within 5 minutes of that photo being taken he bazooka barfed.
2012-10-10 03:58:43 PM  
1 votes:

AfroX: He's lucky, he could have ended up like these individuals: 

[i50.tinypic.com image 450x581]

[i45.tinypic.com image 460x560] 

[i48.tinypic.com image 600x450] 

[i48.tinypic.com image 432x324]

[i47.tinypic.com image 450x402]


We did that to a kid one night when we were young, but instead of markers, we licked one side of gummi bears and jolly ranchers and stuck them to him, all over his body. This was long before cell phones and no one had a camera, but you can imagine how colorful he looked.
2012-10-10 03:32:40 PM  
1 votes:
Years from now, some local will be looking through mug shots, trying to I.D. this guy. They'll come across this shot and say "Well, it looked kinda like him. He didn't have a third arm coming out his head like this one does!"
2012-10-10 02:59:57 PM  
1 votes:

Aidan: IronJelly: That's the look of someone seeing his maker. Period. Even if the site doesn't report it.

The story was reported on a Houston newspaper 5 days ago and I see no update that indicates he died.


Looking into the things I say is not advised. It makes my trolling even less effective than it already obviously is.

Sultan Of Herf: Balchinian: IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.

As far as I know you are a 6th grade girl.

Well, all I know is if I had a daughter, I would be awesomely proud if she was trolling Fark forums in 6th grade.


I am not a girl, seeing as I wasn't cast into the river upon my birth. And I too would be proud if I had a daughter that age trolling Fark. Admittedly, I have to teach her to be better at it than I am.
2012-10-10 02:54:08 PM  
1 votes:

darch: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.
Try doing the job then comment asshole.
You too, PallMall.
/sweeping generalizations FTW!!!!


Don't you have a doughnut shop to investigate? One looks stoned... it's eye is glazed.
2012-10-10 02:31:12 PM  
1 votes:
Ve vill force you to take ze photo!
2012-10-10 02:27:41 PM  
1 votes:

Uchiha_Cycliste: PallMall: /was put on a "Gang List" in Humble as a teen because I had a pager... and only drug dealing menace gang punks have pagers in Humble.

Well, *were* you a dealer?


Actually.. no. The pager was to stay in touch with folks on the cheap. (around $2.50/mo + $0.25 payphone call vs. the $2.99/min Houston Cellular phone - incoming and outgoing)

Sometimes, even if you haven't done anything, cops are dicks.

Then again, it could be my physical appearance. Folks say my face looks mean all the time. Maybe that's "suspicious" in Humble, Texas.
2012-10-10 02:26:41 PM  
1 votes:

Aidan: IronJelly: That's the look of someone seeing his maker. Period. Even if the site doesn't report it.

The story was reported on a Houston newspaper 5 days ago and I see no update that indicates he died.


He (Iron Jelloboy) was trolling.
2012-10-10 02:13:18 PM  
1 votes:

swahnhennessy: What the f*ck? Guy gets picked up for public intoxication and the local news, with obviously nothing better to do than chase page hits with bulsh*t, publishes his booking photo?

"He dun look funny drunk!"


What I tried to say, you said better.

Look, I'm all for publishing booking photos when it's a convicted pedophile who's coming out of the joint after 20 years - in that case, you want to know who to look out for (or, depending on your 2nd Amendment stance, who you want to point your dad's Model 19 service revolver at with your daughter cowering behind you). There is no valid public service in shaming this man by publishing a pathetic image of him online. None.

Bravo on getting a national audience for your asshattery, KTRK. Well done.
2012-10-10 02:12:43 PM  
1 votes:
You can't hide your bulging eyes.
2012-10-10 02:10:19 PM  
1 votes:
He's got Brian Pepper eyes.

/he's precocious
2012-10-10 02:05:49 PM  
1 votes:
That guy looks like he's in Payne.
2012-10-10 02:01:38 PM  
1 votes:

ha-ha-guy: Dude's only in there on public intox, why not just turf him to the drunk tank and get the photo in the morning.


It's Humble, Texas. (not HUMBLE, but UMBLE) I know the City and I know the bar (used to be a Sherlock's Pub IIRC).

I'm actually surprised Humble isn't in the news more often. Those cops are absolute dicks. First person to raise there voice in any of those bars catches a night-stick or taser barbs.

/was put on a "Gang List" in Humble as a teen because I had a pager... and only drug dealing menace gang punks have pagers in Humble.
2012-10-10 02:00:09 PM  
1 votes:

ha-ha-guy: Dude's only in there on public intox, why not just turf him to the drunk tank and get the photo in the morning.


Yeah! Why not even bother doing any paperwork at all! Then idiot ends up choking on his own barf in the drunk tank and...

oops... now where is the paperwork on this guy, and who is he?
2012-10-10 02:00:08 PM  
1 votes:
img.metro.co.uk

/hot like CK
2012-10-10 01:57:12 PM  
1 votes:
Survival mechanism. You have to get that drunk to live in Humble.
2012-10-10 01:56:42 PM  
1 votes:
What's his Fark handle?

/oblig?
2012-10-10 01:53:25 PM  
1 votes:

usernameguy: Is it me or is that a rough 36?

/I'm 36 and I don't want to think I look that old.
//I'm not that guy.


Or 35, depending on what part of the article you're reading.

Journalism!
2012-10-10 01:40:42 PM  
1 votes:
Is it me or is that a rough 36?

/I'm 36 and I don't want to think I look that old.
//I'm not that guy.
 
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