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2012-10-10 01:02:57 PM
4 votes:
cdn.abclocal.go.com

The power of christ compels you!
2012-10-10 01:49:06 PM
3 votes:
Actually, he's probably trying to double over in pain due to the wrist-lock they have on his right arm.
2012-10-10 01:46:40 PM
3 votes:
I give 3:1 odds that within 5 minutes of that photo being taken he bazooka barfed.
2012-10-10 02:55:08 PM
2 votes:

PallMall: You too, PallMall.

Don't you have a doughnut shop to investigate? One looks stoned... it's its eye is glazed.


FTFM
2012-10-10 02:02:46 PM
2 votes:

wild9: I turn 30 here at the end of this month and I still get carded for ciggs/booze after I shave.


Not for long.
2012-10-10 01:57:35 PM
2 votes:

IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.


As far as I know you are a 6th grade girl.
2012-10-10 01:57:01 PM
2 votes:
What the f*ck? Guy gets picked up for public intoxication and the local news, with obviously nothing better to do than chase page hits with bulsh*t, publishes his booking photo?

"He dun look funny drunk!"
2012-10-10 01:54:50 PM
2 votes:

IronJelly: Anyone with medical experience will tell you that that look means he is roughly an instant away from dying, and quite possibly did moments after the photo was taken.

You can tell, since you can see by the shape of his cheeks that they normally were more round and puffed out. They pull in when they no longer get oxygen to the blood vessels in them. There's also a difference between wide eyes, and dying eyes. That's the look of someone seeing his maker. Period. Even if the site doesn't report it.


IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.



0/10 + IANAD but....
//trying too hard.
2012-10-10 01:47:35 PM
2 votes:
Dude's only in there on public intox, why not just turf him to the drunk tank and get the photo in the morning.
2012-10-10 01:46:52 PM
2 votes:
He's pretty close to being passed out drunk.
2012-10-10 02:51:54 PM
1 votes:

gopher321: bazooka barfed.


I lol'd
2012-10-10 02:47:35 PM
1 votes:
I overheard a Tustin PD Sgt talking with another officer about a drunk guy stooping around on the side walk during a street festival.

(paraphrased by me - I hadn't pissed myself {yet})

Officer: "Hey sarge, want me to take him in, in the cruiser?"

Sgt: "Look at his pants, he pissed all over himself ."

*both stare blankly at the drunk for about 5 seconds*

Officer: ".....I'll call him a cab."

Sgt: "10-4".

Tustin PD --- hea hea hea.

When you live near a bar and a block from the police station - you hear some funny things.
2012-10-10 02:26:41 PM
1 votes:

Aidan: IronJelly: That's the look of someone seeing his maker. Period. Even if the site doesn't report it.

The story was reported on a Houston newspaper 5 days ago and I see no update that indicates he died.


He (Iron Jelloboy) was trolling.
2012-10-10 02:21:35 PM
1 votes:

PallMall: /was put on a "Gang List" in Humble as a teen because I had a pager... and only drug dealing menace gang punks have pagers in Humble.


Well, *were* you a dealer?
2012-10-10 02:13:18 PM
1 votes:

swahnhennessy: What the f*ck? Guy gets picked up for public intoxication and the local news, with obviously nothing better to do than chase page hits with bulsh*t, publishes his booking photo?

"He dun look funny drunk!"


What I tried to say, you said better.

Look, I'm all for publishing booking photos when it's a convicted pedophile who's coming out of the joint after 20 years - in that case, you want to know who to look out for (or, depending on your 2nd Amendment stance, who you want to point your dad's Model 19 service revolver at with your daughter cowering behind you). There is no valid public service in shaming this man by publishing a pathetic image of him online. None.

Bravo on getting a national audience for your asshattery, KTRK. Well done.
2012-10-10 02:09:58 PM
1 votes:
Can't believe I'm the first......

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2012-10-10 02:07:17 PM
1 votes:
Hello. My name is Sean. (Hello Sean) It's been 30 days since my last drink. I knew I had a problem when the cops had to hold my head up for a booking photo. While that may be an issue, seeing thousands of Black Widow spiders running up the cops arm towards you is a completely different problem.

I knew then that I had a problem. I went in to Detox but I was so drunk, they sent my to De-detox. I had to be placed in a coma because the visions and false sensations of rabid dogs eating my feet was all too real to me.

They brought me out of the coma this morning so technically, I have been clean and sober for 30 days. So, uh, who's up for a drink? I could sure use one.
2012-10-10 02:06:21 PM
1 votes:

IronJelly: That's the look of someone seeing his maker. Period. Even if the site doesn't report it.


The story was reported on a Houston newspaper 5 days ago and I see no update that indicates he died.
2012-10-10 02:01:38 PM
1 votes:

ha-ha-guy: Dude's only in there on public intox, why not just turf him to the drunk tank and get the photo in the morning.


It's Humble, Texas. (not HUMBLE, but UMBLE) I know the City and I know the bar (used to be a Sherlock's Pub IIRC).

I'm actually surprised Humble isn't in the news more often. Those cops are absolute dicks. First person to raise there voice in any of those bars catches a night-stick or taser barbs.

/was put on a "Gang List" in Humble as a teen because I had a pager... and only drug dealing menace gang punks have pagers in Humble.
2012-10-10 01:53:50 PM
1 votes:
This is sad. It was more honest when we had sideshows and freak shows at circuses. At least in those days people had to pay a nickel to feel superior.
2012-10-10 01:40:42 PM
1 votes:
Is it me or is that a rough 36?

/I'm 36 and I don't want to think I look that old.
//I'm not that guy.
 
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