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2012-10-10 02:51:54 PM

gopher321: bazooka barfed.


I lol'd
 
2012-10-10 02:52:36 PM

IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.


Will you look at this weird thing on my neck?
 
2012-10-10 02:54:08 PM

darch: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.
Try doing the job then comment asshole.
You too, PallMall.
/sweeping generalizations FTW!!!!


Don't you have a doughnut shop to investigate? One looks stoned... it's eye is glazed.
 
2012-10-10 02:54:18 PM

someonelse: IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.

Will you look at this weird thing on in my neck rectum?


/ftffark
 
2012-10-10 02:55:08 PM

PallMall: You too, PallMall.

Don't you have a doughnut shop to investigate? One looks stoned... it's its eye is glazed.


FTFM
 
2012-10-10 02:55:43 PM
Add me to the group that thinks no mugshots should be made public of arrestees, only convicted felons.

And puhleeeaze no addresses.
 
2012-10-10 02:58:32 PM
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2012-10-10 02:59:57 PM

Aidan: IronJelly: That's the look of someone seeing his maker. Period. Even if the site doesn't report it.

The story was reported on a Houston newspaper 5 days ago and I see no update that indicates he died.


Looking into the things I say is not advised. It makes my trolling even less effective than it already obviously is.

Sultan Of Herf: Balchinian: IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.

As far as I know you are a 6th grade girl.

Well, all I know is if I had a daughter, I would be awesomely proud if she was trolling Fark forums in 6th grade.


I am not a girl, seeing as I wasn't cast into the river upon my birth. And I too would be proud if I had a daughter that age trolling Fark. Admittedly, I have to teach her to be better at it than I am.
 
2012-10-10 03:00:46 PM

PallMall: Uchiha_Cycliste: PallMall: /was put on a "Gang List" in Humble as a teen because I had a pager... and only drug dealing menace gang punks have pagers in Humble.

Well, *were* you a dealer?

Actually.. no. The pager was to stay in touch with folks on the cheap. (around $2.50/mo + $0.25 payphone call vs. the $2.99/min Houston Cellular phone - incoming and outgoing)

Sometimes, even if you haven't done anything, cops are dicks.

Then again, it could be my physical appearance. Folks say my face looks mean all the time. Maybe that's "suspicious" in Humble, Texas.


I believe you. Just note, saying they thought you were a dealer because you had a pager isn't a denial of being a dealer =D, it's merely an implication that you aren't.
 
2012-10-10 03:09:41 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: I believe you. Just note, saying they thought you were a dealer because you had a pager isn't a denial of being a dealer =D, it's merely an implication that you aren't.


Very true... and I'd posted earlier in another thread to express that clarification is very important on Fark.
 
2012-10-10 03:12:33 PM
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2012-10-10 03:19:01 PM

PallMall: Uchiha_Cycliste: I believe you. Just note, saying they thought you were a dealer because you had a pager isn't a denial of being a dealer =D, it's merely an implication that you aren't.

Very true... and I'd posted earlier in another thread to express that clarification is very important on Fark.


... well played.
 
2012-10-10 03:32:40 PM
Years from now, some local will be looking through mug shots, trying to I.D. this guy. They'll come across this shot and say "Well, it looked kinda like him. He didn't have a third arm coming out his head like this one does!"
 
2012-10-10 03:45:08 PM

MelGoesOnTour: So the guy was arrested for getting blotto at a bar. Huh.

/isn't that what bars are for?!


if you are a raging alcoholic, then really anyplace is appropriate. Bars/ pubs/ taverns. can be used to relax, be sociable. hang out with friends, both old and ones you haven't met yet.

it is widely known that the very idea of our country was fomented over many a pint in various taverns. The taverns and corner pubs often have served as these communal meeting places for many a community and neighborhood.

to be true. you don't even need to be a drinker to enjoy a bar.

It's the people that go to Bars with the expressed interest of getting faced that tend to annoy the regular patrons the most.
 
2012-10-10 03:51:14 PM
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2012-10-10 03:58:43 PM

AfroX: He's lucky, he could have ended up like these individuals: 

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We did that to a kid one night when we were young, but instead of markers, we licked one side of gummi bears and jolly ranchers and stuck them to him, all over his body. This was long before cell phones and no one had a camera, but you can imagine how colorful he looked.
 
2012-10-10 04:02:53 PM
More importantly, was he wearing a Twisted Sister shirt?
 
2012-10-10 04:06:15 PM
So what happened to the bartender that kept serving him?
 
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2012-10-10 04:07:24 PM
wheres the dorf on golf pic where he ties his head down to an electrical shock device.

you hooked me up to the 220!!!!!!
 
2012-10-10 04:07:58 PM

IronJelly: Anyone with medical experience will tell you that that look means he is roughly an instant away from dying, and quite possibly did moments after the photo was taken.

You can tell, since you can see by the shape of his cheeks that they normally were more round and puffed out. They pull in when they no longer get oxygen to the blood vessels in them. There's also a difference between wide eyes, and dying eyes. That's the look of someone seeing his maker. Period. Even if the site doesn't report it.


That might explain something that used to puzzle me. My ex-sig other (a VERY big guy) would look haggard, sunken-cheeked and kinda greyish when a fever 'broke'.
I could tell just by looking at him that his temp was no longer in the 103+ range and was dropping rapidly...no need for a thermometer.

Don't know how he stood those high temps and still remained coherent...anything above 100 and I become 'impaired'.
biatch of it is, I KNOW what's happening and why...but am still unable to maintain.
 
2012-10-10 04:23:35 PM

AfroX: He's lucky, he could have ended up like these individuals: 

...

i47.tinypic.com


Who would take the time to shoop facial hair, a vampire stomach and a penis arm on that?
/many a shoop in my time
 
2012-10-10 05:13:15 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Why not just call a cab for the guy? What warped sense of justice was served by arresting him?


Servitude to Mammon of course.

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2012-10-10 05:16:27 PM

PallMall: Uchiha_Cycliste: PallMall: /was put on a "Gang List" in Humble as a teen because I had a pager... and only drug dealing menace gang punks have pagers in Humble.

Well, *were* you a dealer?

Actually.. no. The pager was to stay in touch with folks on the cheap. (around $2.50/mo + $0.25 payphone call vs. the $2.99/min Houston Cellular phone - incoming and outgoing)

Sometimes, even if you haven't done anything, cops are dicks.

Then again, it could be my physical appearance. Folks say my face looks mean all the time. Maybe that's "suspicious" in Humble, Texas.


I know some that was "questioned" because they were "walking angrily."

Sheep.
 
2012-10-10 05:17:10 PM
Oh, and I feel safer.
 
2012-10-10 05:59:55 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: [cdn.abclocal.go.com image 300x168]

The power of christ compels you!


The wrist lock compels you even more
 
2012-10-10 06:06:09 PM

Kanemano: Dead for Tax Reasons: [cdn.abclocal.go.com image 300x168]

The power of christ compels you!

The wrist lock compels you even more


I was once pissing off a martial arts "expert" one day by just making a fist.
 
2012-10-10 06:27:18 PM
It's better than them having to force your head down.
 
2012-10-10 07:14:39 PM

IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.


Dude, that's awesome! Can you guess my weight now?
 
2012-10-10 07:56:47 PM

joonyer: IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.

Dude, that's awesome! Can you guess my weight now?


Fat, you sound fat

/what do I win?
 
2012-10-10 08:39:18 PM
My mind to your mind... My thoughts to your thoughts...
 
2012-10-10 09:01:34 PM

IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.


I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV. That man is clearly in labor and ready to deliver.
 
2012-10-12 10:30:49 AM
Got my vote for Mugshot of the Week.
 
2012-10-12 11:00:00 AM

ram.1500: Years from now, some local will be looking through mug shots, trying to I.D. this guy. They'll come across this shot and say "Well, it looked kinda like him. He didn't have a third arm coming out his head like this one does!"


LOL on that one.
 
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