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2012-10-10 01:02:57 PM
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The power of christ compels you!
 
2012-10-10 01:40:42 PM
Is it me or is that a rough 36?

/I'm 36 and I don't want to think I look that old.
//I'm not that guy.
 
2012-10-10 01:46:40 PM
I give 3:1 odds that within 5 minutes of that photo being taken he bazooka barfed.
 
2012-10-10 01:46:52 PM
He's pretty close to being passed out drunk.
 
2012-10-10 01:47:35 PM
Dude's only in there on public intox, why not just turf him to the drunk tank and get the photo in the morning.
 
2012-10-10 01:49:06 PM
Actually, he's probably trying to double over in pain due to the wrist-lock they have on his right arm.
 
2012-10-10 01:49:56 PM
Anyone with medical experience will tell you that that look means he is roughly an instant away from dying, and quite possibly did moments after the photo was taken.

You can tell, since you can see by the shape of his cheeks that they normally were more round and puffed out. They pull in when they no longer get oxygen to the blood vessels in them. There's also a difference between wide eyes, and dying eyes. That's the look of someone seeing his maker. Period. Even if the site doesn't report it.
 
2012-10-10 01:50:52 PM
Why not just call a cab for the guy? What warped sense of justice was served by arresting him?
 
2012-10-10 01:51:33 PM
not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.
 
2012-10-10 01:53:25 PM

usernameguy: Is it me or is that a rough 36?

/I'm 36 and I don't want to think I look that old.
//I'm not that guy.


Or 35, depending on what part of the article you're reading.

Journalism!
 
2012-10-10 01:53:50 PM
This is sad. It was more honest when we had sideshows and freak shows at circuses. At least in those days people had to pay a nickel to feel superior.
 
2012-10-10 01:54:50 PM

IronJelly: Anyone with medical experience will tell you that that look means he is roughly an instant away from dying, and quite possibly did moments after the photo was taken.

You can tell, since you can see by the shape of his cheeks that they normally were more round and puffed out. They pull in when they no longer get oxygen to the blood vessels in them. There's also a difference between wide eyes, and dying eyes. That's the look of someone seeing his maker. Period. Even if the site doesn't report it.


IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.



0/10 + IANAD but....
//trying too hard.
 
2012-10-10 01:54:55 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: [cdn.abclocal.go.com image 300x168]

The power of christ compels you!


Damn it! I Came in here to say the EXACT SAME THING!

I see what you did there
 
2012-10-10 01:55:55 PM

Sun Khan: This is sad. It was more honest when we had sideshows and freak shows at circuses The old Fark.com. At least in those days people had to pay a nickel $5 to feel superior.

/had to be done.
 
2012-10-10 01:56:09 PM

ha-ha-guy: Dude's only in there on public intox, why not just turf him to the drunk tank and get the photo in the morning.


insurance purposes. In case there is a fire you need to know how much your assets are worth that get destroyed.
 
2012-10-10 01:56:42 PM
What's his Fark handle?

/oblig?
 
2012-10-10 01:57:01 PM
What the f*ck? Guy gets picked up for public intoxication and the local news, with obviously nothing better to do than chase page hits with bulsh*t, publishes his booking photo?

"He dun look funny drunk!"
 
2012-10-10 01:57:12 PM
Survival mechanism. You have to get that drunk to live in Humble.
 
2012-10-10 01:57:35 PM

IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.


As far as I know you are a 6th grade girl.
 
2012-10-10 02:00:08 PM
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/hot like CK
 
2012-10-10 02:00:09 PM

ha-ha-guy: Dude's only in there on public intox, why not just turf him to the drunk tank and get the photo in the morning.


Yeah! Why not even bother doing any paperwork at all! Then idiot ends up choking on his own barf in the drunk tank and...

oops... now where is the paperwork on this guy, and who is he?
 
2012-10-10 02:00:18 PM

Balchinian: IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.

As far as I know you are a 6th grade girl.


A/S/L? Want to hook up??
/oblig.
 
2012-10-10 02:00:39 PM

usernameguy: Is it me or is that a rough 36?

/I'm 36 and I don't want to think I look that old.
//I'm not that guy.


I turn 30 here at the end of this month and I still get carded for ciggs/booze after I shave.
 
2012-10-10 02:01:38 PM

ha-ha-guy: Dude's only in there on public intox, why not just turf him to the drunk tank and get the photo in the morning.


It's Humble, Texas. (not HUMBLE, but UMBLE) I know the City and I know the bar (used to be a Sherlock's Pub IIRC).

I'm actually surprised Humble isn't in the news more often. Those cops are absolute dicks. First person to raise there voice in any of those bars catches a night-stick or taser barbs.

/was put on a "Gang List" in Humble as a teen because I had a pager... and only drug dealing menace gang punks have pagers in Humble.
 
2012-10-10 02:02:17 PM

Balchinian: IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.

As far as I know you are a 6th grade girl.


Well, all I know is if I had a daughter, I would be awesomely proud if she was trolling Fark forums in 6th grade.
 
2012-10-10 02:02:46 PM

wild9: I turn 30 here at the end of this month and I still get carded for ciggs/booze after I shave.


Not for long.
 
2012-10-10 02:04:05 PM
it should could have been you Gordie me

www.stephenking.nl
 
2012-10-10 02:05:49 PM
That guy looks like he's in Payne.
 
2012-10-10 02:06:21 PM

IronJelly: That's the look of someone seeing his maker. Period. Even if the site doesn't report it.


The story was reported on a Houston newspaper 5 days ago and I see no update that indicates he died.
 
2012-10-10 02:07:17 PM
Hello. My name is Sean. (Hello Sean) It's been 30 days since my last drink. I knew I had a problem when the cops had to hold my head up for a booking photo. While that may be an issue, seeing thousands of Black Widow spiders running up the cops arm towards you is a completely different problem.

I knew then that I had a problem. I went in to Detox but I was so drunk, they sent my to De-detox. I had to be placed in a coma because the visions and false sensations of rabid dogs eating my feet was all too real to me.

They brought me out of the coma this morning so technically, I have been clean and sober for 30 days. So, uh, who's up for a drink? I could sure use one.
 
2012-10-10 02:07:54 PM
So the guy was arrested for getting blotto at a bar. Huh.

/isn't that what bars are for?!
 
2012-10-10 02:08:59 PM

Embden.Meyerhof: Actually, he's probably trying to double over in pain due to the wrist-lock they have on his right arm.


It took me a minute because the officer is off to the side, but yup. That there is probably a bit of a wake-up call.
 
2012-10-10 02:09:58 PM
Can't believe I'm the first......

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-10 02:10:19 PM
He's got Brian Pepper eyes.

/he's precocious
 
2012-10-10 02:11:48 PM

IronJelly: Anyone with medical experience will tell you that that look means he is roughly an instant away from dying, and quite possibly did moments after the photo was taken.


Zero. Point. Zero.
 
2012-10-10 02:12:43 PM
You can't hide your bulging eyes.
 
2012-10-10 02:13:18 PM

swahnhennessy: What the f*ck? Guy gets picked up for public intoxication and the local news, with obviously nothing better to do than chase page hits with bulsh*t, publishes his booking photo?

"He dun look funny drunk!"


What I tried to say, you said better.

Look, I'm all for publishing booking photos when it's a convicted pedophile who's coming out of the joint after 20 years - in that case, you want to know who to look out for (or, depending on your 2nd Amendment stance, who you want to point your dad's Model 19 service revolver at with your daughter cowering behind you). There is no valid public service in shaming this man by publishing a pathetic image of him online. None.

Bravo on getting a national audience for your asshattery, KTRK. Well done.
 
2012-10-10 02:17:45 PM
Looks more like Max Payne, amirite?
 
2012-10-10 02:21:35 PM

PallMall: /was put on a "Gang List" in Humble as a teen because I had a pager... and only drug dealing menace gang punks have pagers in Humble.


Well, *were* you a dealer?
 
2012-10-10 02:26:41 PM

Aidan: IronJelly: That's the look of someone seeing his maker. Period. Even if the site doesn't report it.

The story was reported on a Houston newspaper 5 days ago and I see no update that indicates he died.


He (Iron Jelloboy) was trolling.
 
2012-10-10 02:26:59 PM

ha-ha-guy: Dude's only in there on public intox, why not just turf him to the drunk tank and get the photo in the morning.


Because the whole point of mugshots is so you have a picture of them on record in the event that they escape.
 
2012-10-10 02:27:41 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: PallMall: /was put on a "Gang List" in Humble as a teen because I had a pager... and only drug dealing menace gang punks have pagers in Humble.

Well, *were* you a dealer?


Actually.. no. The pager was to stay in touch with folks on the cheap. (around $2.50/mo + $0.25 payphone call vs. the $2.99/min Houston Cellular phone - incoming and outgoing)

Sometimes, even if you haven't done anything, cops are dicks.

Then again, it could be my physical appearance. Folks say my face looks mean all the time. Maybe that's "suspicious" in Humble, Texas.
 
2012-10-10 02:31:12 PM
Ve vill force you to take ze photo!
 
2012-10-10 02:32:20 PM

Sun Khan: swahnhennessy: What the f*ck? Guy gets picked up for public intoxication and the local news, with obviously nothing better to do than chase page hits with bulsh*t, publishes his booking photo?

"He dun look funny drunk!"

What I tried to say, you said better.

Look, I'm all for publishing booking photos when it's a convicted pedophile who's coming out of the joint after 20 years - in that case, you want to know who to look out for (or, depending on your 2nd Amendment stance, who you want to point your dad's Model 19 service revolver at with your daughter cowering behind you). There is no valid public service in shaming this man by publishing a pathetic image of him online. None.

Bravo on getting a national audience for your asshattery, KTRK. Well done.


I'm pretty sure the valid public service is allowing us all to laugh at a belligerent drunk.
 
2012-10-10 02:33:22 PM
Sun Khan:

Look, I'm all for publishing booking photos when it's a convicted pedophile who's coming out of the joint after 20 years - in that case, you want to know who to look out for (or, depending on your 2nd Amendment stance, who you want to point your dad's Model 19 service revolver at with your daughter cowering behind you). There is no valid public service in shaming this man by publishing a pathetic image of him online. None.

Bravo on getting a national audience for your asshattery, KTRK. Well done.


'Round here they are published on the county sheriff's website, but a non affiliated website publishes them in chronological order for easy perusal and search after the person has been released from county lockup.

Could this be an invasion of privacy or unfair? Sure, it could be, but it is fairly or unfairly a public record.

Plus, looking through the mugshots has become a daily source of amusement for me and many others.
 
2012-10-10 02:35:24 PM
not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.

Try doing the job then comment asshole.

You too, PallMall.

/sweeping generalizations FTW!!!!
 
2012-10-10 02:37:14 PM

Embden.Meyerhof: Actually, he's probably trying to double over in pain due to the wrist-lock they have on his right arm.


This. It doesn't appear that he was so drunk they had to hold his head up.... it looks more like he was so drunk that he was fighting them and they had to encourage him with the wrist lock to stay in the correct pose.
 
2012-10-10 02:43:48 PM

Embden.Meyerhof: Actually, he's probably trying to double over in pain due to the wrist-lock they have on his right arm.


This. That looks more like a fight than helping a guy that can't hold his head up.
 
2012-10-10 02:47:35 PM
I overheard a Tustin PD Sgt talking with another officer about a drunk guy stooping around on the side walk during a street festival.

(paraphrased by me - I hadn't pissed myself {yet})

Officer: "Hey sarge, want me to take him in, in the cruiser?"

Sgt: "Look at his pants, he pissed all over himself ."

*both stare blankly at the drunk for about 5 seconds*

Officer: ".....I'll call him a cab."

Sgt: "10-4".

Tustin PD --- hea hea hea.

When you live near a bar and a block from the police station - you hear some funny things.
 
2012-10-10 02:51:11 PM
He's lucky, he could have ended up like these individuals: 

i50.tinypic.com

i45.tinypic.com 

i48.tinypic.com 

i48.tinypic.com

i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-10 02:51:54 PM

gopher321: bazooka barfed.


I lol'd
 
2012-10-10 02:52:36 PM

IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.


Will you look at this weird thing on my neck?
 
2012-10-10 02:54:08 PM

darch: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.
Try doing the job then comment asshole.
You too, PallMall.
/sweeping generalizations FTW!!!!


Don't you have a doughnut shop to investigate? One looks stoned... it's eye is glazed.
 
2012-10-10 02:54:18 PM

someonelse: IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.

Will you look at this weird thing on in my neck rectum?


/ftffark
 
2012-10-10 02:55:08 PM

PallMall: You too, PallMall.

Don't you have a doughnut shop to investigate? One looks stoned... it's its eye is glazed.


FTFM
 
2012-10-10 02:55:43 PM
Add me to the group that thinks no mugshots should be made public of arrestees, only convicted felons.

And puhleeeaze no addresses.
 
2012-10-10 02:58:32 PM
officiouslittleprick.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-10 02:59:57 PM

Aidan: IronJelly: That's the look of someone seeing his maker. Period. Even if the site doesn't report it.

The story was reported on a Houston newspaper 5 days ago and I see no update that indicates he died.


Looking into the things I say is not advised. It makes my trolling even less effective than it already obviously is.

Sultan Of Herf: Balchinian: IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.

As far as I know you are a 6th grade girl.

Well, all I know is if I had a daughter, I would be awesomely proud if she was trolling Fark forums in 6th grade.


I am not a girl, seeing as I wasn't cast into the river upon my birth. And I too would be proud if I had a daughter that age trolling Fark. Admittedly, I have to teach her to be better at it than I am.
 
2012-10-10 03:00:46 PM

PallMall: Uchiha_Cycliste: PallMall: /was put on a "Gang List" in Humble as a teen because I had a pager... and only drug dealing menace gang punks have pagers in Humble.

Well, *were* you a dealer?

Actually.. no. The pager was to stay in touch with folks on the cheap. (around $2.50/mo + $0.25 payphone call vs. the $2.99/min Houston Cellular phone - incoming and outgoing)

Sometimes, even if you haven't done anything, cops are dicks.

Then again, it could be my physical appearance. Folks say my face looks mean all the time. Maybe that's "suspicious" in Humble, Texas.


I believe you. Just note, saying they thought you were a dealer because you had a pager isn't a denial of being a dealer =D, it's merely an implication that you aren't.
 
2012-10-10 03:09:41 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: I believe you. Just note, saying they thought you were a dealer because you had a pager isn't a denial of being a dealer =D, it's merely an implication that you aren't.


Very true... and I'd posted earlier in another thread to express that clarification is very important on Fark.
 
2012-10-10 03:12:33 PM
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kinleycain.com
 
2012-10-10 03:19:01 PM

PallMall: Uchiha_Cycliste: I believe you. Just note, saying they thought you were a dealer because you had a pager isn't a denial of being a dealer =D, it's merely an implication that you aren't.

Very true... and I'd posted earlier in another thread to express that clarification is very important on Fark.


... well played.
 
2012-10-10 03:32:40 PM
Years from now, some local will be looking through mug shots, trying to I.D. this guy. They'll come across this shot and say "Well, it looked kinda like him. He didn't have a third arm coming out his head like this one does!"
 
2012-10-10 03:45:08 PM

MelGoesOnTour: So the guy was arrested for getting blotto at a bar. Huh.

/isn't that what bars are for?!


if you are a raging alcoholic, then really anyplace is appropriate. Bars/ pubs/ taverns. can be used to relax, be sociable. hang out with friends, both old and ones you haven't met yet.

it is widely known that the very idea of our country was fomented over many a pint in various taverns. The taverns and corner pubs often have served as these communal meeting places for many a community and neighborhood.

to be true. you don't even need to be a drinker to enjoy a bar.

It's the people that go to Bars with the expressed interest of getting faced that tend to annoy the regular patrons the most.
 
2012-10-10 03:51:14 PM
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i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-10 03:58:43 PM

AfroX: He's lucky, he could have ended up like these individuals: 

[i50.tinypic.com image 450x581]

[i45.tinypic.com image 460x560] 

[i48.tinypic.com image 600x450] 

[i48.tinypic.com image 432x324]

[i47.tinypic.com image 450x402]


We did that to a kid one night when we were young, but instead of markers, we licked one side of gummi bears and jolly ranchers and stuck them to him, all over his body. This was long before cell phones and no one had a camera, but you can imagine how colorful he looked.
 
2012-10-10 04:02:53 PM
More importantly, was he wearing a Twisted Sister shirt?
 
2012-10-10 04:06:15 PM
So what happened to the bartender that kept serving him?
 
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2012-10-10 04:07:24 PM
wheres the dorf on golf pic where he ties his head down to an electrical shock device.

you hooked me up to the 220!!!!!!
 
2012-10-10 04:07:58 PM

IronJelly: Anyone with medical experience will tell you that that look means he is roughly an instant away from dying, and quite possibly did moments after the photo was taken.

You can tell, since you can see by the shape of his cheeks that they normally were more round and puffed out. They pull in when they no longer get oxygen to the blood vessels in them. There's also a difference between wide eyes, and dying eyes. That's the look of someone seeing his maker. Period. Even if the site doesn't report it.


That might explain something that used to puzzle me. My ex-sig other (a VERY big guy) would look haggard, sunken-cheeked and kinda greyish when a fever 'broke'.
I could tell just by looking at him that his temp was no longer in the 103+ range and was dropping rapidly...no need for a thermometer.

Don't know how he stood those high temps and still remained coherent...anything above 100 and I become 'impaired'.
biatch of it is, I KNOW what's happening and why...but am still unable to maintain.
 
2012-10-10 04:23:35 PM

AfroX: He's lucky, he could have ended up like these individuals: 

...

i47.tinypic.com


Who would take the time to shoop facial hair, a vampire stomach and a penis arm on that?
/many a shoop in my time
 
2012-10-10 05:13:15 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Why not just call a cab for the guy? What warped sense of justice was served by arresting him?


Servitude to Mammon of course.

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2012-10-10 05:16:27 PM

PallMall: Uchiha_Cycliste: PallMall: /was put on a "Gang List" in Humble as a teen because I had a pager... and only drug dealing menace gang punks have pagers in Humble.

Well, *were* you a dealer?

Actually.. no. The pager was to stay in touch with folks on the cheap. (around $2.50/mo + $0.25 payphone call vs. the $2.99/min Houston Cellular phone - incoming and outgoing)

Sometimes, even if you haven't done anything, cops are dicks.

Then again, it could be my physical appearance. Folks say my face looks mean all the time. Maybe that's "suspicious" in Humble, Texas.


I know some that was "questioned" because they were "walking angrily."

Sheep.
 
2012-10-10 05:17:10 PM
Oh, and I feel safer.
 
2012-10-10 05:59:55 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: [cdn.abclocal.go.com image 300x168]

The power of christ compels you!


The wrist lock compels you even more
 
2012-10-10 06:06:09 PM

Kanemano: Dead for Tax Reasons: [cdn.abclocal.go.com image 300x168]

The power of christ compels you!

The wrist lock compels you even more


I was once pissing off a martial arts "expert" one day by just making a fist.
 
2012-10-10 06:27:18 PM
It's better than them having to force your head down.
 
2012-10-10 07:14:39 PM

IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.


Dude, that's awesome! Can you guess my weight now?
 
2012-10-10 07:56:47 PM

joonyer: IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.

Dude, that's awesome! Can you guess my weight now?


Fat, you sound fat

/what do I win?
 
2012-10-10 08:39:18 PM
My mind to your mind... My thoughts to your thoughts...
 
2012-10-10 09:01:34 PM

IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.


I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV. That man is clearly in labor and ready to deliver.
 
2012-10-12 10:30:49 AM
Got my vote for Mugshot of the Week.
 
2012-10-12 11:00:00 AM

ram.1500: Years from now, some local will be looking through mug shots, trying to I.D. this guy. They'll come across this shot and say "Well, it looked kinda like him. He didn't have a third arm coming out his head like this one does!"


LOL on that one.
 
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