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2012-10-10 01:02:57 PM  
cdn.abclocal.go.com

The power of christ compels you!
 
2012-10-10 01:40:42 PM  
Is it me or is that a rough 36?

/I'm 36 and I don't want to think I look that old.
//I'm not that guy.
 
2012-10-10 01:46:40 PM  
I give 3:1 odds that within 5 minutes of that photo being taken he bazooka barfed.
 
2012-10-10 01:46:52 PM  
He's pretty close to being passed out drunk.
 
2012-10-10 01:47:35 PM  
Dude's only in there on public intox, why not just turf him to the drunk tank and get the photo in the morning.
 
2012-10-10 01:49:06 PM  
Actually, he's probably trying to double over in pain due to the wrist-lock they have on his right arm.
 
2012-10-10 01:49:56 PM  
Anyone with medical experience will tell you that that look means he is roughly an instant away from dying, and quite possibly did moments after the photo was taken.

You can tell, since you can see by the shape of his cheeks that they normally were more round and puffed out. They pull in when they no longer get oxygen to the blood vessels in them. There's also a difference between wide eyes, and dying eyes. That's the look of someone seeing his maker. Period. Even if the site doesn't report it.
 
2012-10-10 01:50:52 PM  
Why not just call a cab for the guy? What warped sense of justice was served by arresting him?
 
2012-10-10 01:51:33 PM  
not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.
 
2012-10-10 01:53:25 PM  

usernameguy: Is it me or is that a rough 36?

/I'm 36 and I don't want to think I look that old.
//I'm not that guy.


Or 35, depending on what part of the article you're reading.

Journalism!
 
2012-10-10 01:53:50 PM  
This is sad. It was more honest when we had sideshows and freak shows at circuses. At least in those days people had to pay a nickel to feel superior.
 
2012-10-10 01:54:50 PM  

IronJelly: Anyone with medical experience will tell you that that look means he is roughly an instant away from dying, and quite possibly did moments after the photo was taken.

You can tell, since you can see by the shape of his cheeks that they normally were more round and puffed out. They pull in when they no longer get oxygen to the blood vessels in them. There's also a difference between wide eyes, and dying eyes. That's the look of someone seeing his maker. Period. Even if the site doesn't report it.


IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.



0/10 + IANAD but....
//trying too hard.
 
2012-10-10 01:54:55 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: [cdn.abclocal.go.com image 300x168]

The power of christ compels you!


Damn it! I Came in here to say the EXACT SAME THING!

I see what you did there
 
2012-10-10 01:55:55 PM  

Sun Khan: This is sad. It was more honest when we had sideshows and freak shows at circuses The old Fark.com. At least in those days people had to pay a nickel $5 to feel superior.

/had to be done.
 
2012-10-10 01:56:09 PM  

ha-ha-guy: Dude's only in there on public intox, why not just turf him to the drunk tank and get the photo in the morning.


insurance purposes. In case there is a fire you need to know how much your assets are worth that get destroyed.
 
2012-10-10 01:56:42 PM  
What's his Fark handle?

/oblig?
 
2012-10-10 01:57:01 PM  
What the f*ck? Guy gets picked up for public intoxication and the local news, with obviously nothing better to do than chase page hits with bulsh*t, publishes his booking photo?

"He dun look funny drunk!"
 
2012-10-10 01:57:12 PM  
Survival mechanism. You have to get that drunk to live in Humble.
 
2012-10-10 01:57:35 PM  

IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.


As far as I know you are a 6th grade girl.
 
2012-10-10 02:00:08 PM  
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/hot like CK
 
2012-10-10 02:00:09 PM  

ha-ha-guy: Dude's only in there on public intox, why not just turf him to the drunk tank and get the photo in the morning.


Yeah! Why not even bother doing any paperwork at all! Then idiot ends up choking on his own barf in the drunk tank and...

oops... now where is the paperwork on this guy, and who is he?
 
2012-10-10 02:00:18 PM  

Balchinian: IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.

As far as I know you are a 6th grade girl.


A/S/L? Want to hook up??
/oblig.
 
2012-10-10 02:00:39 PM  

usernameguy: Is it me or is that a rough 36?

/I'm 36 and I don't want to think I look that old.
//I'm not that guy.


I turn 30 here at the end of this month and I still get carded for ciggs/booze after I shave.
 
2012-10-10 02:01:38 PM  

ha-ha-guy: Dude's only in there on public intox, why not just turf him to the drunk tank and get the photo in the morning.


It's Humble, Texas. (not HUMBLE, but UMBLE) I know the City and I know the bar (used to be a Sherlock's Pub IIRC).

I'm actually surprised Humble isn't in the news more often. Those cops are absolute dicks. First person to raise there voice in any of those bars catches a night-stick or taser barbs.

/was put on a "Gang List" in Humble as a teen because I had a pager... and only drug dealing menace gang punks have pagers in Humble.
 
2012-10-10 02:02:17 PM  

Balchinian: IronJelly: not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.

As far as I know you are a 6th grade girl.


Well, all I know is if I had a daughter, I would be awesomely proud if she was trolling Fark forums in 6th grade.
 
2012-10-10 02:02:46 PM  

wild9: I turn 30 here at the end of this month and I still get carded for ciggs/booze after I shave.


Not for long.
 
2012-10-10 02:04:05 PM  
it should could have been you Gordie me

www.stephenking.nl
 
2012-10-10 02:05:49 PM  
That guy looks like he's in Payne.
 
2012-10-10 02:06:21 PM  

IronJelly: That's the look of someone seeing his maker. Period. Even if the site doesn't report it.


The story was reported on a Houston newspaper 5 days ago and I see no update that indicates he died.
 
2012-10-10 02:07:17 PM  
Hello. My name is Sean. (Hello Sean) It's been 30 days since my last drink. I knew I had a problem when the cops had to hold my head up for a booking photo. While that may be an issue, seeing thousands of Black Widow spiders running up the cops arm towards you is a completely different problem.

I knew then that I had a problem. I went in to Detox but I was so drunk, they sent my to De-detox. I had to be placed in a coma because the visions and false sensations of rabid dogs eating my feet was all too real to me.

They brought me out of the coma this morning so technically, I have been clean and sober for 30 days. So, uh, who's up for a drink? I could sure use one.
 
2012-10-10 02:07:54 PM  
So the guy was arrested for getting blotto at a bar. Huh.

/isn't that what bars are for?!
 
2012-10-10 02:08:59 PM  

Embden.Meyerhof: Actually, he's probably trying to double over in pain due to the wrist-lock they have on his right arm.


It took me a minute because the officer is off to the side, but yup. That there is probably a bit of a wake-up call.
 
2012-10-10 02:09:58 PM  
Can't believe I'm the first......

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2012-10-10 02:10:19 PM  
He's got Brian Pepper eyes.

/he's precocious
 
2012-10-10 02:11:48 PM  

IronJelly: Anyone with medical experience will tell you that that look means he is roughly an instant away from dying, and quite possibly did moments after the photo was taken.


Zero. Point. Zero.
 
2012-10-10 02:12:43 PM  
You can't hide your bulging eyes.
 
2012-10-10 02:13:18 PM  

swahnhennessy: What the f*ck? Guy gets picked up for public intoxication and the local news, with obviously nothing better to do than chase page hits with bulsh*t, publishes his booking photo?

"He dun look funny drunk!"


What I tried to say, you said better.

Look, I'm all for publishing booking photos when it's a convicted pedophile who's coming out of the joint after 20 years - in that case, you want to know who to look out for (or, depending on your 2nd Amendment stance, who you want to point your dad's Model 19 service revolver at with your daughter cowering behind you). There is no valid public service in shaming this man by publishing a pathetic image of him online. None.

Bravo on getting a national audience for your asshattery, KTRK. Well done.
 
2012-10-10 02:17:45 PM  
Looks more like Max Payne, amirite?
 
2012-10-10 02:21:35 PM  

PallMall: /was put on a "Gang List" in Humble as a teen because I had a pager... and only drug dealing menace gang punks have pagers in Humble.


Well, *were* you a dealer?
 
2012-10-10 02:26:41 PM  

Aidan: IronJelly: That's the look of someone seeing his maker. Period. Even if the site doesn't report it.

The story was reported on a Houston newspaper 5 days ago and I see no update that indicates he died.


He (Iron Jelloboy) was trolling.
 
2012-10-10 02:26:59 PM  

ha-ha-guy: Dude's only in there on public intox, why not just turf him to the drunk tank and get the photo in the morning.


Because the whole point of mugshots is so you have a picture of them on record in the event that they escape.
 
2012-10-10 02:27:41 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: PallMall: /was put on a "Gang List" in Humble as a teen because I had a pager... and only drug dealing menace gang punks have pagers in Humble.

Well, *were* you a dealer?


Actually.. no. The pager was to stay in touch with folks on the cheap. (around $2.50/mo + $0.25 payphone call vs. the $2.99/min Houston Cellular phone - incoming and outgoing)

Sometimes, even if you haven't done anything, cops are dicks.

Then again, it could be my physical appearance. Folks say my face looks mean all the time. Maybe that's "suspicious" in Humble, Texas.
 
2012-10-10 02:31:12 PM  
Ve vill force you to take ze photo!
 
2012-10-10 02:32:20 PM  

Sun Khan: swahnhennessy: What the f*ck? Guy gets picked up for public intoxication and the local news, with obviously nothing better to do than chase page hits with bulsh*t, publishes his booking photo?

"He dun look funny drunk!"

What I tried to say, you said better.

Look, I'm all for publishing booking photos when it's a convicted pedophile who's coming out of the joint after 20 years - in that case, you want to know who to look out for (or, depending on your 2nd Amendment stance, who you want to point your dad's Model 19 service revolver at with your daughter cowering behind you). There is no valid public service in shaming this man by publishing a pathetic image of him online. None.

Bravo on getting a national audience for your asshattery, KTRK. Well done.


I'm pretty sure the valid public service is allowing us all to laugh at a belligerent drunk.
 
2012-10-10 02:33:22 PM  
Sun Khan:

Look, I'm all for publishing booking photos when it's a convicted pedophile who's coming out of the joint after 20 years - in that case, you want to know who to look out for (or, depending on your 2nd Amendment stance, who you want to point your dad's Model 19 service revolver at with your daughter cowering behind you). There is no valid public service in shaming this man by publishing a pathetic image of him online. None.

Bravo on getting a national audience for your asshattery, KTRK. Well done.


'Round here they are published on the county sheriff's website, but a non affiliated website publishes them in chronological order for easy perusal and search after the person has been released from county lockup.

Could this be an invasion of privacy or unfair? Sure, it could be, but it is fairly or unfairly a public record.

Plus, looking through the mugshots has become a daily source of amusement for me and many others.
 
2012-10-10 02:35:24 PM  
not kidding at all, as far as you know i am a doctor. RIP drunk dude. May the officer holding your forehead when you expired be charged with your murder.

Try doing the job then comment asshole.

You too, PallMall.

/sweeping generalizations FTW!!!!
 
2012-10-10 02:37:14 PM  

Embden.Meyerhof: Actually, he's probably trying to double over in pain due to the wrist-lock they have on his right arm.


This. It doesn't appear that he was so drunk they had to hold his head up.... it looks more like he was so drunk that he was fighting them and they had to encourage him with the wrist lock to stay in the correct pose.
 
2012-10-10 02:43:48 PM  

Embden.Meyerhof: Actually, he's probably trying to double over in pain due to the wrist-lock they have on his right arm.


This. That looks more like a fight than helping a guy that can't hold his head up.
 
2012-10-10 02:47:35 PM  
I overheard a Tustin PD Sgt talking with another officer about a drunk guy stooping around on the side walk during a street festival.

(paraphrased by me - I hadn't pissed myself {yet})

Officer: "Hey sarge, want me to take him in, in the cruiser?"

Sgt: "Look at his pants, he pissed all over himself ."

*both stare blankly at the drunk for about 5 seconds*

Officer: ".....I'll call him a cab."

Sgt: "10-4".

Tustin PD --- hea hea hea.

When you live near a bar and a block from the police station - you hear some funny things.
 
2012-10-10 02:51:11 PM  
He's lucky, he could have ended up like these individuals: 

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i48.tinypic.com 

i48.tinypic.com

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