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2012-10-10 02:35:48 PM
14 votes:
This woman is like the spirit animal of Free Republic.
2012-10-10 11:39:37 AM
12 votes:
she sounds fair and balanced to me
2012-10-10 02:56:24 PM
10 votes:

BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?


Shouldn't you be getting drunk and embarrassing your kids at a P.F. Chang's somewhere?
2012-10-10 11:42:58 AM
8 votes:
Typical overreaction by cops and this immigrant Asian restaurant. Relatives of mine died in Vietnam just so this Chang ingrate could come to America and start his restaurant.

By the way, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint, so this woman has a huge payday coming her way from the city of West Des Moines.
2012-10-10 02:27:35 PM
7 votes:
We call these people "the base", which coincidentally enough, translated to Arabic is al-queda.
2012-10-10 12:06:03 PM
7 votes:

what_now: When restaurant employees asked Hunziker to leave, she "got in the employees' face and told them that she had rights and was refusing to leave."

Area drunk passionate defender of what she thinks the constitution says.


There are days when I think that Re-education Camps are a good idea.

And then there are days when I think that plain old Education Camps are a better idea.
2012-10-10 11:46:00 AM
7 votes:

impaler: "Obama had ruined this country and ... Muslims were causing America all these problems."

Where would she get that idea?

Also:
You know who else thought all their countries problems were caused by people who followed a middle-eastern religion?


The Romans?
2012-10-10 11:17:38 AM
7 votes:
That only works if your Republican AND rich.
2012-10-10 11:04:30 AM
7 votes:
darkcornernews.com
"Now, hold up... are you saying that doesn't work any more?"
2012-10-10 03:30:26 PM
6 votes:

dv-ous: So the real question is; what did the daughter say to the mother to set her off? Something relatively innocuous like, "I don't know, maybe I'll vote for Obama. He's dreamy..." or something more fun like, "Hey, mom? Look, we need to talk. Here's a glass of wine, relax a little... see, Mom, the thing is... I'm an atheist."


"Mom, I have to tell you something. I'm a gay lesbian and I have gay sex with another gay woman and I'm carrying the baby of a gay man so that all of us can raise the child gay."
'"Well...as long as you're not voting for Obummer." ** downs drink **
"Mom, there's something else I have to tell you..."
2012-10-10 11:34:05 AM
6 votes:
"Obama had ruined this country and ... Muslims were causing America all these problems."

Where would she get that idea?

Also:
You know who else thought all their countries problems were caused by people who followed a middle-eastern religion?
2012-10-10 04:17:01 PM
4 votes:

natas6.0: I completely fail to see how the ramblings of some drunk equate to a political argument


i.huffpost.com
2012-10-10 03:44:31 PM
4 votes:
anongallery.org
2012-10-10 03:36:11 PM
4 votes:
i.imgur.com

America's last line of dfense against the moozlim hordes.
2012-10-10 03:11:36 PM
4 votes:

Wook: Democrat + murder = Senator for life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Jo_Kopechne


i18.photobucket.com
2012-10-10 03:10:37 PM
4 votes:

dv-ous: So the real question is; what did the daughter say to the mother to set her off? Something relatively innocuous like, "I don't know, maybe I'll vote for Obama. He's dreamy..." or something more fun like, "Hey, mom? Look, we need to talk. Here's a glass of wine, relax a little... see, Mom, the thing is... I'm an atheist."


Mom... you see... in 2008 I went black, and I have no intentions of going back.
2012-10-10 02:35:31 PM
4 votes:
If she's doing that sort of thing because, as she says, "I'm a good mother", what the hell was she doing out of the kitchen, let alone out of the house?

/was she wearing shoes?
//drinking while preggers?
///if "yes" to the first and "no" to the second, she's a crappy republican female-type creature
2012-10-10 02:30:40 PM
4 votes:
You know, maybe the fact that you're blitzed at 3:45pm at a P.F. Chang's is the reason you have problems, not Obama.
2012-10-10 01:20:08 PM
4 votes:
Silly lady, you have to be a republican congress person or senator before you are above the law.
2012-10-10 12:37:06 PM
4 votes:
It works most of the time. We haven't seen this yet for example:
img.photobucket.com
2012-10-10 11:54:55 AM
4 votes:
When restaurant employees asked Hunziker to leave, she "got in the employees' face and told them that she had rights and was refusing to leave."

Area drunk passionate defender of what she thinks the constitution says.
2012-10-10 11:19:55 AM
4 votes:
Sorry, madam - but being retarded doesn't excuse you from imprisonment.
2012-10-10 04:09:48 PM
3 votes:
I have diplomatic IMMUNITY!!!!
2012-10-10 03:43:38 PM
3 votes:

Wook: Democrat + murder = Senator for life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Jo_Kopechne


pictat.com
2012-10-10 03:33:14 PM
3 votes:

I alone am best: I remember when Obama was elected people trashing things in the street claiming the police couldn't arrest them because Obama was president now. I also remember them saying they wouldn't have to worry about paying their mortgage or car payment because he was elected.

Did you guys forget about that so soon?


If you confuse South Park episodes with real life: 
www.troll.me
2012-10-10 03:27:52 PM
3 votes:

randomjsa: This just in... drunk people say stupid stuff while being arrested.


You're goddam right, Sugartits.

farm3.staticflickr.com
2012-10-10 03:24:41 PM
3 votes:

Burning_Monk: TV's Vinnie: drjekel_mrhyde: She may have turned her daughter into a blue blood democrat

As well as a lot of other people in the room, if they weren't voting Obama already.

I found a surprising amount of young people in Ohio who were democrats despite their parents beliefs.

/hell, my life long republican Uncle in Cincy just said he'd vote "non-of-the-above" this election


All a vote for none-of-the-above will do is help a black man inherit a large sum of money; Obama wins again!!!!

jasonpoblete.com
2012-10-10 03:04:10 PM
3 votes:
This is why I won't go to diner with my dad until after the election even if he offers to pay. It really is sad because I think Red Lobster is still doing all you can eat shrimp and Olive Garden is doing their all you can eat pasta bowl. *sigh*

-Fat, and tired of this election nonsense!
2012-10-10 02:48:47 PM
3 votes:
Spare the rod spoil the republican.
2012-10-10 02:46:11 PM
3 votes:
Again... this is what Republicans actually believe

I remember reading the Playboy interview with Rush Limbaugh (90 something, only one he did) where he was asked about jail for first time marijuana users.
His response was, of course, an affirmative.
When the interviewer reminded Limbaugh of his past admission of having "tried" marijuana, and if he felt he should have done jail time, Limbaugh's response,
"No" because "I'm a Conservative".
Limbaugh then yelled at the interviewer for asking a gotcha' question.

I will always remember this exchange in the interview I read because it literally floored me.

/kinda csb
2012-10-10 02:36:10 PM
3 votes:
When restaurant employees asked Hunziker to leave, she "got in the employees' face and told them that she had rights and was refusing to leave."

YOUR RIGHTS DON'T WORK LIKE THAT!!!! Take out your pocket constitution. Read it for once.

her support for Romney and her belief that "Obama had ruined this country and ... Muslims were causing America all these problems."

Yeah, biatch. Muslims are the cause of our problems. If only there was some solution that would finally solve them.

The woman's daughter proclaimed her mother "an embarrassment" and walked out of the restaurant, the witness said. .... En route to the police station, where she was booked before being transported to the Polk County Jail, Hunziker reportedly said that "she was doing this because she was a good mother."

"Good mother."
www.agileproductdesign.com
2012-10-10 02:32:48 PM
3 votes:
Better watch it. She'll be the next Joe the Plumber.
2012-10-10 02:31:15 PM
3 votes:
She may have turned her daughter into a blue blood democrat
2012-10-10 02:26:10 PM
3 votes:
This is what Republicans actually believe.
2012-10-10 01:23:48 PM
3 votes:
Actually, being a Republican is a pretty good reason to stuff you in a cage, lady. The fact you're a loud-mouthed drunk is just icing on the cake.
2012-10-10 01:04:15 PM
3 votes:
Those Republicans are so cute. They actually believe all these problems weren't here four years ago.
2012-10-10 12:46:46 PM
3 votes:
A witness reportedly told Morgan that Hunziker was drunk and had been bothering other customers with her opinions about the previous night's presidential debate, her support for Romney and her belief that "Obama had ruined this country and ... Muslims were causing America all these problems."

Well, Islam does condemn alcohol so maybe she has a point.
2012-10-10 12:13:49 PM
3 votes:
The woman's daughter proclaimed her mother "an embarrassment" and walked out of the restaurant,

Yeah, we all have that relative.
2012-10-10 04:51:38 PM
2 votes:

Orange-Pippin: factoryconnection: BolshyGreatYarblocks: Chang is a Chinese name, not a Vietnamese name. Maybe the US loses its foreign wars because its practitioners are at least as stupid and racist as you?

My goodness, fella, the guy couldn't have made the post drip more sarcasm if he tried. He quoted the Big Lebowski, for crying out loud!



In all fairness, it's been hard for many (and I don't think this is an exaggeration) of us to tell the difference between Derp and sarcasm. The Derp has gotten so irrational, I think many of these voters are certifiable. It's like half the country has gone off the deep end--case in point (see below).


[i.imgur.com image 587x774]


What I wouldn't give for Obama to pull the Presidential motorcade up to this knucklehead's house and knock on his door. "Sorry boss, but we got a flat tire... mind if I borrow the use of your phone? Oh, thank you kindly!" And then take some photos of them shaking hands.
2012-10-10 04:27:13 PM
2 votes:

NateAsbestos: cman: thunderbird8804: BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?

Oooh, I missed one!

/Ignored
//My day just isn't quite complete complete until another Republican hits the ol' ignore list
///Feels good man

Ignoring those who have a different opinion than yourself is a bit defeating. In order for one to grow, one must evolve, and in order to evolve, one must have access to more than just one set of facts.

I know you're an idiot, but: There is only one set of "facts".


There are no facts anymore. That's so old school Newtonian thinking. We've gone Quantum, little mass, lots of spin.
2012-10-10 03:57:40 PM
2 votes:

BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?


Actually, 10+ years ago Fark was pretty much infested with maniacs like this woman. Looks like that hasn't changed all THAT much.
2012-10-10 03:41:43 PM
2 votes:

Mimic_Octopus: Mr. Carpenter: Mimic_Octopus: basemetal: Silly lady, you have to be a republican congress person or senator before you are above the law.

a senator and congressperson are not the same thing ? that should have been on your Naturalization Exam my dear foreigner.

All senators are members of congress, not all members of congress are senators.

What they said was not in any way shape or form untrue. Maybe you should hold off on being a snide sack of shiat until you've made sure to actually read and understand what you're replying to.

i did read it doof. and while it is not untrue, it (specifically the "or" in the Weeners) reveals ignorance because anyone that actually knew the senate is part of congress would not explicitly separate it. i bet you 50 cents this guy has gone through life thinking we have congress and the senate rather than a congress comprised of a house and a senate.


You seem to make lots and lots of generalizations. You're making lots of stupid inferences. Well, here's one on my behalf. Because you clearly don't know the rules of capitalization for English, you must therefore be a furinor like you accused the other poster, and consequently inferior by your own reasoning. So goodbye you slimy moronic greaseball. Have fun moving those goalposts.
2012-10-10 03:37:56 PM
2 votes:

Tenorman's Tears: I remember reading the Playboy interview with Rush Limbaugh...


Wait, wait, wait! You actually READ the articles in Playboy?
2012-10-10 03:28:17 PM
2 votes:
Now I know what my mother was doing in Des Moines.
2012-10-10 03:17:22 PM
2 votes:

Wook: Democrat + murder = Senator for life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Jo_Kopechne


Please, put down the Yuzu Ginger Mojito, mom.
2012-10-10 03:07:52 PM
2 votes:
Democrat + murder = Senator for life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Jo_Kopechne
2012-10-10 03:06:59 PM
2 votes:
So the real question is; what did the daughter say to the mother to set her off? Something relatively innocuous like, "I don't know, maybe I'll vote for Obama. He's dreamy..." or something more fun like, "Hey, mom? Look, we need to talk. Here's a glass of wine, relax a little... see, Mom, the thing is... I'm an atheist."
2012-10-10 02:56:25 PM
2 votes:
Aunt Jean?
2012-10-10 02:50:02 PM
2 votes:

Blues Lounger: BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?

Find a story about a libtard doing something this stupid and farkers will laugh at them too.


We're equal opportunity mockers.
2012-10-10 02:46:33 PM
2 votes:
"You can't arrest me! My dad is Li Gang!" Relevant: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Gang_incident
2012-10-10 02:42:17 PM
2 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-10 02:39:49 PM
2 votes:

BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?


Most of us seem to be fairly educated, so yeah.
2012-10-10 02:38:33 PM
2 votes:
What a "good mother" looks like:

www.mugshotsworld.com
2012-10-10 02:38:08 PM
2 votes:

BolshyGreatYarblocks: sigdiamond2000: Typical overreaction by cops and this immigrant Asian restaurant. Relatives of mine died in Vietnam just so this Chang ingrate could come to America and start his restaurant.

By the way, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint, so this woman has a huge payday coming her way from the city of West Des Moines.

Chang is a Chinese name, not a Vietnamese name. Maybe the US loses its foreign wars because its practitioners are at least as stupid and racist as you?


Or maybe it's you just wouldn't recognize a joke if it got up on a table, stripped naked, and danced around while singing "all the jokes are here again."
2012-10-10 02:38:04 PM
2 votes:

Aarontology: When can we just start shooting obnoxious drunks and make the world a better place?


Hey! What did I do to you?!

Oh, you said obnoxious...never mind
2012-10-10 02:38:00 PM
2 votes:

what_now: You know, maybe the fact that you're blitzed at 3:45pm at a P.F. Chang's is the reason you have problems, not Obama.


You people always playing the personal responsibility card...
2012-10-10 02:36:07 PM
2 votes:
She is going to be talking about this event at an AA meeting sometime in the near future.
2012-10-10 02:35:40 PM
2 votes:

BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?


Shouldn't you be watching Fox News or browsing The Blaze right now? There is fresh propaganda you haven't read yet.
2012-10-10 02:34:31 PM
2 votes:

cman: Drunk woman says something stupid, film at 11


What channel!?!
2012-10-10 02:31:25 PM
2 votes:
En route to the police station, where she was booked before being transported to the Polk County Jail, Hunziker reportedly said that "she was doing this because she was a good mother."

Remember, son or possibly daughter: laws are only for Democrats.
2012-10-10 02:28:44 PM
2 votes:
FTA - "Charlene Idelle Hunziker, 47"

A coincidence that she's 47? I think not.
2012-10-10 12:51:48 PM
2 votes:

impaler: "Obama had ruined this country and ... Muslims were causing America all these problems."

Where would she get that idea?

Also:
You know who else thought all their countries problems were caused by people who followed a middle-eastern religion?


Muslims against zoroastrians?
2012-10-10 12:12:16 PM
2 votes:

what_now: When restaurant employees asked Hunziker to leave, she "got in the employees' face and told them that she had rights and was refusing to leave."

Area drunk passionate defender of what she thinks the constitution says.


It would be fun to walk into her house, grab a beer out of the fridge, plop down in the best chair in the living room and change the channel she is watching.

And when she complains and tells me to get out, refuse to leave and tell her she should be careful about violating my constitutional rights.
2012-10-10 06:58:47 PM
1 votes:
Hey, there is a precedent....the entire farking Bush administration should have been taken to jail.

/Ever hear of "Conflict of Interest"?
//How about "Misuse of Government Property and Personnel"?
2012-10-10 06:03:44 PM
1 votes:

neenerist: What a Charlene Idelle Hunziker may look like while lounging at a police station:

[www.mugshotreport.com image 380x480]


www.mugshotreport.comwww.pictures13.com
2012-10-10 05:59:41 PM
1 votes:

special20: Tenorman's Tears: I remember reading the Playboy interview with Rush Limbaugh...

Wait, wait, wait! You actually READ the articles in Playboy?


I thought it was all a bunch of lorem ipsum?
2012-10-10 05:42:57 PM
1 votes:

simplicimus: Wook: Democrat + murder = Senator for life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Jo_Kopechne

Republican + murder = First Lady for 8 years.Also from wikipedia.
On the night of November 6, 1963, Laura Welch ran a stop sign, causing a fatal car accident that killed her friend in another car.[8][9] The driver of the other car was her close friend and classmate Michael Dutton Douglas. By some accounts, he had been Welch's boyfriend at one time.[10] Welch and her passenger, both 17, were treated for minor injuries.[11] According to the accident report released by the city of Midland in 2000, in response to an open-records request, she was not charged in the incident.[11][12] Bush's spokesman said, "It was a very tragic accident that deeply affected the families and was very painful for all involved, including the community at large."[11] In her book Spoken from the Heart, she says that the accident caused her to lose her faith "for many, many years".[13]


Which branch of government do the biatches that politicians fark belong to again?
2012-10-10 05:41:00 PM
1 votes:

Orange-Pippin: LindenFark: She has just fallen harder into the logic trap that most of do. We carelessly assume that people we identify with share our values and that people we despise are in opposition. Your favorite musician is registered with your political party, right? That guy arrested for child molestation is surely registered with the other party. That UFO nut? Must be an Independent.

She's so steeped in the echo room that she now assumes that all crimes are committed by Democrats and by indicating she is a Republican should demonstrate her as the moral side of the argument and certification that no laws were broken by her.

Well-said


Except for the part about UFO nuts being registered Independents, because that's actually true.

/...true
//...true
2012-10-10 05:35:02 PM
1 votes:
Wonder what her Fark handle is?
2012-10-10 05:13:36 PM
1 votes:

special20: ...god forbid you share her linked-in profile with everyone.


She rejected my invite. :(
2012-10-10 04:52:03 PM
1 votes:

Sofa King Smart: simplicimus: Wook: Democrat + murder = Senator for life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Jo_Kopechne

Republican + murder = First Lady for 8 years.Also from wikipedia.
On the night of November 6, 1963, Laura Welch ran a stop sign, causing a fatal car accident that killed her friend in another car.[8][9] The driver of the other car was her close friend and classmate Michael Dutton Douglas. By some accounts, he had been Welch's boyfriend at one time.[10] Welch and her passenger, both 17, were treated for minor injuries.[11] According to the accident report released by the city of Midland in 2000, in response to an open-records request, she was not charged in the incident.[11][12] Bush's spokesman said, "It was a very tragic accident that deeply affected the families and was very painful for all involved, including the community at large."[11] In her book Spoken from the Heart, she says that the accident caused her to lose her faith "for many, many years".[13]

Hmmmm... well, Mitt did manage to kill a passenger in his car while he was dodging the draft on his Mormon 'mission' in France. Does that mean he's already the next president?



No, because it happened in France. Everyone knows that killing people doesn't count in France. Just ask Ira Einhorn.
2012-10-10 04:30:40 PM
1 votes:
She has just fallen harder into the logic trap that most of do. We carelessly assume that people we identify with share our values and that people we despise are in opposition. Your favorite musician is registered with your political party, right? That guy arrested for child molestation is surely registered with the other party. That UFO nut? Must be an Independent.

She's so steeped in the echo room that she now assumes that all crimes are committed by Democrats and by indicating she is a Republican should demonstrate her as the moral side of the argument and certification that no laws were broken by her.
2012-10-10 04:24:40 PM
1 votes:
looks like her mom was a drinker as well...

pubs.niaaa.nih.gov
2012-10-10 04:20:46 PM
1 votes:

LeroyBourne: I have diplomatic IMMUNITY!!!!


Let's see if you have bullet immunity.

/I should totally write movie zingers!
2012-10-10 04:20:16 PM
1 votes:

grimeystubs: One of the problems with this country is the entitlement society this person seems to think we live in. Want to take odds on the persecution claims if you pointed out that her religion also does not her special.


memedepot.com
2012-10-10 04:14:11 PM
1 votes:

neenerist: What a Charlene Idelle Hunziker may look like while lounging at a police station:

[www.mugshotreport.com image 380x480]


I'd hit it.
2012-10-10 04:11:52 PM
1 votes:
She makes just as much sense as any republican.
2012-10-10 04:03:41 PM
1 votes:

natas6.0: I completely fail to see how the ramblings of some drunk equate to a political argument


Have you been to the "POLITICS" tab?
2012-10-10 04:03:14 PM
1 votes:

tnpir: See, this is why I'd make a terrible cop. After spending god knows how long just getting this obnoxious drunk biatch out of the restaurant, her constant screaming, kicking and struggling would result in a nightstick across her face, and investigation from IA, and me out of work.

But it would have been worth it.


Let me know where you live so I can go there.
Cops get away with murder, rape, and everything else just about every day in every place I've ever heard of.
2012-10-10 04:03:13 PM
1 votes:
See how bad of a deal it is to vote against your own self-interest? The Job Creators™ won't even give you a "Get Out Of Jail Free" card for your troubles.
2012-10-10 04:00:35 PM
1 votes:

natas6.0: I completely fail to see how the ramblings of some drunk equate to a political argument


Clearly, you've never been in a Fark political thread before, then... The quality of the arguments generally tend to be roughly on the level of rantings and ravings of a very drunk and angry idiot...
2012-10-10 04:00:11 PM
1 votes:

what_now: When restaurant employees asked Hunziker to leave, she "got in the employees' face and told them that she had rights and was refusing to leave."

Area drunk passionate defender of what she thinks the constitution says.


Excuse me lady, but I got buddies who died face down in the muck, so that you and I could sit here an enjoy this Chimerican restaurant. Also, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.
2012-10-10 03:58:39 PM
1 votes:

muck4doo: She gets to spend some time with Democrats now.


They must be Democrats. It's a mostly white state, and they won't be allowed to vote.
2012-10-10 03:56:08 PM
1 votes:

I May Be Crazy But...: blatz514: Aarontology: When can we just start shooting obnoxious drunks and make the world a better place?

Hey! What did I do to you?!

Oh, you said obnoxious...never mind

What did I ever to to either of you?!?


Falling off the bar stool the first time was funny, now it's getting outta hand.
2012-10-10 03:52:25 PM
1 votes:
THIS IS HOW REPUBLICANS ACTUALLY BEHAVE.
2012-10-10 03:47:59 PM
1 votes:
She gets to spend some time with Democrats now.
2012-10-10 03:47:33 PM
1 votes:

FuturePastNow: Just another Teabagger, bunch of self-entitled shiatheads.


i.chzbgr.com

Link
2012-10-10 03:47:08 PM
1 votes:
Drunk person acts like a drunk - must be because of their politics

Crazy person acts crazy - must be because of their politics.

Want to know what's wrong with politics in this country?
2012-10-10 03:46:59 PM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2012-10-10 03:42:04 PM
1 votes:

what_now: The woman's daughter proclaimed her mother "an embarrassment" and walked out of the restaurant,

Yeah, we all have that relative.


The one who leaves, embarrassed, when we're getting to our point? Yeah, we do.
2012-10-10 03:38:20 PM
1 votes:

I alone am best: Tenorman's Tears: Again... this is what Republicans actually believe

I remember reading the Playboy interview with Rush Limbaugh (90 something, only one he did) where he was asked about jail for first time marijuana users.
His response was, of course, an affirmative.
When the interviewer reminded Limbaugh of his past admission of having "tried" marijuana, and if he felt he should have done jail time, Limbaugh's response,
"No" because "I'm a Conservative".
Limbaugh then yelled at the interviewer for asking a gotcha' question.

I will always remember this exchange in the interview I read because it literally floored me.

/kinda csb

I remember when Obama was elected people trashing things in the street claiming the police couldn't arrest them because Obama was president now. I also remember them saying they wouldn't have to worry about paying their mortgage or car payment because he was elected.

Did you guys forget about that so soon?


You sure that wasn't after a Lakers game? You can usually tell by the flaming WalMart cart and broken shop windows.

None of that kind of thing happened in my area. I do remember the Mormons were blasting their car horns and holding the sucky version of parties in the streets over the passage of Prop 8, though. That was annoying. It was my nap time, for pity's sake!
2012-10-10 03:29:41 PM
1 votes:
I'll say it again.
We don't allow retards to vote.
Why do we allow republicans?
Eveyone who wants to vote should take an IQ test.
Simple shiat. How is babby fromed, and can you get knocked up by a rapist.
Anyone who can't figure out the simple shiat, guess what? You're Retarded. Congratulations. You may not vote. There is no sky wizard. There is no bigfoot. Obama is not a muslim. Etc.
Stop letting retards vote, and stop letting them talk on the air.
2012-10-10 03:25:09 PM
1 votes:

BolshyGreatYarblocks: sigdiamond2000: Typical overreaction by cops and this immigrant Asian restaurant. Relatives of mine died in Vietnam just so this Chang ingrate could come to America and start his restaurant.

By the way, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint, so this woman has a huge payday coming her way from the city of West Des Moines.

Chang is a Chinese name, not a Vietnamese name. Maybe the US loses its foreign wars because its practitioners are at least as stupid and racist as you?


Recalibrate your sarcasim meter. It's giving you false negatives.
2012-10-10 03:25:00 PM
1 votes:

I alone am best: Tenorman's Tears: Again... this is what Republicans actually believe

I remember reading the Playboy interview with Rush Limbaugh (90 something, only one he did) where he was asked about jail for first time marijuana users.
His response was, of course, an affirmative.
When the interviewer reminded Limbaugh of his past admission of having "tried" marijuana, and if he felt he should have done jail time, Limbaugh's response,
"No" because "I'm a Conservative".
Limbaugh then yelled at the interviewer for asking a gotcha' question.

I will always remember this exchange in the interview I read because it literally floored me.

/kinda csb

I remember when Obama was elected people trashing things in the street claiming the police couldn't arrest them because Obama was president now. I also remember them saying they wouldn't have to worry about paying their mortgage or car payment because he was elected.

Did you guys forget about that so soon?


I remember when every republican ever was elected and a bunch of dullards were swearing up and down that the government was going to cut spending and become smaller. What's weird is that they do it every election cycle.
2012-10-10 03:21:53 PM
1 votes:

I alone am best: I remember when Obama was elected people trashing things in the street claiming the police couldn't arrest them because Obama was president now. I also remember them saying they wouldn't have to worry about paying their mortgage or car payment because he was elected.

Did you guys forget about that so soon?


did you make fun of them in the threads about it or did you try to change the subject?
2012-10-10 03:17:16 PM
1 votes:

I alone am best: I remember when Obama was elected people trashing things in the street claiming the police couldn't arrest them because Obama was president now. I also remember them saying they wouldn't have to worry about paying their mortgage or car payment because he was elected.

Did you guys forget about that so soon?


i.chzbgr.com
2012-10-10 03:15:49 PM
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dv-ous: So the real question is; what did the daughter say to the mother to set her off? Something relatively innocuous like, "I don't know, maybe I'll vote for Obama. He's dreamy..." or something more fun like, "Hey, mom? Look, we need to talk. Here's a glass of wine, relax a little... see, Mom, the thing is... I'm an atheist."


Athiest Obama voting vegan.

That would send many an Iowa mom on a bender.
2012-10-10 03:15:46 PM
1 votes:

BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?


Login: BlindRaise
Account created: 2005-06-17 09:45:12

well, since you've apparently been here for seven years, you should know by now. unless you're a dead account resurrected as a troll, that is. but i'm sure you aren't one of those... :rolleyes:
2012-10-10 03:08:06 PM
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Headso: After the woman told Morgan she was a Republican, he told her that he couldn't just leave - a statement she reportedly argued, according to the officer's narrative of the encounter. The report said Hunziker kicked, screamed and struggled as Morgan and a backup officer tried to handcuff her and place her in the squad car.

Well it worked in getting her preferential treatment, she normally would have been beaten, pepper sprayed, tasered, and shot with a beanbag shotgun round.


How are they going to kill her dog with a beanbag?
2012-10-10 03:05:38 PM
1 votes:

fuhldang: FTA - "Charlene Idelle Hunziker, 47"

A coincidence that she's 47? I think not.


amazing, she's also 86 ! zing !
2012-10-10 03:00:52 PM
1 votes:
En route to the police station, where she was booked before being transported to the Polk County Jail, Hunziker reportedly said that "she was doing this because she was a good mother."

Yep. My father's only being a good father with his FWD: FWD: RE: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: Obummer is killing all the penguins!!1! emails he sends to my work account.

/even though he can't be bothered to pick up a phone
2012-10-10 03:00:51 PM
1 votes:
Sorry, Lady. The "I'm a republican" Get Out Of Jail Free card is only valid in Omaha.
2012-10-10 02:59:57 PM
1 votes:
"Equal Time"

lh3.ggpht.com
2012-10-10 02:57:53 PM
1 votes:
what kind of real republican would be in a PF CHangs?
2012-10-10 02:57:25 PM
1 votes:
but I was assured that Democrats were the entitled ones
2012-10-10 02:53:01 PM
1 votes:
After the woman told Morgan she was a Republican, he told her that he couldn't just leave - a statement she reportedly argued, according to the officer's narrative of the encounter. The report said Hunziker kicked, screamed and struggled as Morgan and a backup officer tried to handcuff her and place her in the squad car.

Well it worked in getting her preferential treatment, she normally would have been beaten, pepper sprayed, tasered, and shot with a beanbag shotgun round.
2012-10-10 02:46:44 PM
1 votes:
Somewhere, Larry Craig is saying, "Why the fark didn't I think of that?"
2012-10-10 02:45:43 PM
1 votes:
When restaurant employees asked Hunziker to leave, she "got in the employees' face and told them that she had rights and was refusing to leave."

3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-10 02:44:52 PM
1 votes:

grimeystubs: One of the problems with this country is the entitlement society this person seems to think we live in. Want to take odds on the persecution claims if you pointed out that her religion also does not her special.


You picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
2012-10-10 02:43:30 PM
1 votes:

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Chang is a Chinese name, not a Vietnamese name. Maybe the US loses its foreign wars because its practitioners are at least as stupid and racist as you?


My goodness, fella, the guy couldn't have made the post drip more sarcasm if he tried. He quoted the Big Lebowski, for crying out loud!

what_now: When restaurant employees asked Hunziker to leave, she "got in the employees' face and told them that she had rights and was refusing to leave."

Area drunk passionate defender of what she thinks the constitution says.


Exactly what I was thinking. "I have [perceived] rights, you know!?!? [I am under the baseless perception that] you can't do this to me!"
2012-10-10 02:39:23 PM
1 votes:

Dog Welder: Or maybe it's you just wouldn't recognize a joke if it got up on a table, stripped naked, and danced around while singing "all the jokes are here again."

cdn1.teapartytribune.com
2012-10-10 02:37:53 PM
1 votes:
So what was her FARK login?

\P.F. Chang's isn't bad, but I prefer Mark Pi and Jackie Chen
2012-10-10 02:34:03 PM
1 votes:

BolshyGreatYarblocks: sigdiamond2000: Typical overreaction by cops and this immigrant Asian restaurant. Relatives of mine died in Vietnam just so this Chang ingrate could come to America and start his restaurant.

By the way, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint, so this woman has a huge payday coming her way from the city of West Des Moines.

Chang is a Chinese name, not a Vietnamese name. Maybe the US loses its foreign wars because its practitioners are at least as stupid and racist as you?


I honesty didn't think he would get any bites.
2012-10-10 02:33:41 PM
1 votes:

what_now: You know, maybe the fact that you're blitzed at 3:45pm at a P.F. Chang's is the reason you have problems, not Obama.


Damn right. P.F. Chang's sucks.
2012-10-10 02:33:21 PM
1 votes:

sigdiamond2000: Typical overreaction by cops and this immigrant Asian restaurant. Relatives of mine died in Vietnam just so this Chang ingrate could come to America and start his restaurant.

By the way, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint, so this woman has a huge payday coming her way from the city of West Des Moines.


Bravo!
8/10.
2012-10-10 02:31:48 PM
1 votes:

what_now: You know, maybe the fact that you're blitzed at 3:45pm at a P.F. Chang's is the reason you have problems, not Obama.


i'm sure this woman will have access to drug and alcohol treatment programs while she's in jail.
2012-10-10 02:29:18 PM
1 votes:

cman: Drunk woman says something stupid, film at 11


Note to self,

Step 1: Read thread
Step 2: Submit comment

One of these days I'll learn.
2012-10-10 02:27:59 PM
1 votes:

sigdiamond2000: Typical overreaction by cops and this immigrant Asian restaurant. Relatives of mine died in Vietnam just so this Chang ingrate could come to America and start his restaurant.

By the way, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint, so this woman has a huge payday coming her way from the city of West Des Moines.


Chang is a Chinese name, not a Vietnamese name. Maybe the US loses its foreign wars because its practitioners are at least as stupid and racist as you?
2012-10-10 02:26:46 PM
1 votes:
"Drunk lady acts obnoxious, says stupid things"

Film at 11
2012-10-10 02:25:56 PM
1 votes:
She sounds like Presidential timber! HUNZIKER '16!
2012-10-10 02:20:39 PM
1 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: There are days when I think that Re-education Camps are a good idea.


Actually, I think they need to be educated before they can be RE-educated.
2012-10-10 01:31:13 PM
1 votes:
After the woman told Morgan she was a Republican, he told her that he couldn't just leave - a statement she reportedly argued, according to the officer's narrative of the encounter. The report said Hunziker kicked, screamed and struggled as Morgan and a backup officer tried to handcuff her and place her in the squad car.

what a shining paragon of Republican values....
2012-10-10 11:58:20 AM
1 votes:
Drunk woman says something stupid, film at 11
2012-10-10 11:02:43 AM
1 votes:
She said she wasn't drunk. Comparing what she said to what other rank-and-file are saying, I'm not inclined to disbelieve her.

/ rolling to disbelieve anyway.
 
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