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2012-10-10 11:17:38 AM
15 votes:
That only works if your Republican AND rich.
2012-10-10 02:39:49 PM
11 votes:

BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?


Most of us seem to be fairly educated, so yeah.
2012-10-10 02:30:40 PM
11 votes:
You know, maybe the fact that you're blitzed at 3:45pm at a P.F. Chang's is the reason you have problems, not Obama.
2012-10-10 03:06:35 PM
8 votes:

clyph: The republican base at it's finest.


I dunno.

I prefer this lady from a 2010 Tea Party Tax Day protest.

i457.photobucket.com

Because we don't elect Republicans, we don't hear her vote. Her vote is obviously more important than other votes, because she is (an assumed) Republican.

Her candidate lost by 11% in 2010. The same guy got his son to switch to the Democratic Party and run in the primary this past spring.

I just want to say, the behavior of Republicans these past 12 years has placed me solidly in the "Never again will I vote Republican camp". I won't necessarily always vote Democratic, but I cannot in good conscience vote for someone that represents none of my interests.
2012-10-10 02:27:35 PM
7 votes:
We call these people "the base", which coincidentally enough, translated to Arabic is al-queda.
2012-10-10 11:19:55 AM
7 votes:
Sorry, madam - but being retarded doesn't excuse you from imprisonment.
2012-10-10 01:04:15 PM
6 votes:
Those Republicans are so cute. They actually believe all these problems weren't here four years ago.
2012-10-10 11:34:05 AM
6 votes:
"Obama had ruined this country and ... Muslims were causing America all these problems."

Where would she get that idea?

Also:
You know who else thought all their countries problems were caused by people who followed a middle-eastern religion?
2012-10-10 02:49:26 PM
5 votes:

BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?


Find a story about a libtard doing something this stupid and farkers will laugh at them too.
2012-10-10 02:46:11 PM
5 votes:
Again... this is what Republicans actually believe

I remember reading the Playboy interview with Rush Limbaugh (90 something, only one he did) where he was asked about jail for first time marijuana users.
His response was, of course, an affirmative.
When the interviewer reminded Limbaugh of his past admission of having "tried" marijuana, and if he felt he should have done jail time, Limbaugh's response,
"No" because "I'm a Conservative".
Limbaugh then yelled at the interviewer for asking a gotcha' question.

I will always remember this exchange in the interview I read because it literally floored me.

/kinda csb
2012-10-10 12:13:49 PM
5 votes:
The woman's daughter proclaimed her mother "an embarrassment" and walked out of the restaurant,

Yeah, we all have that relative.
2012-10-10 11:54:55 AM
5 votes:
When restaurant employees asked Hunziker to leave, she "got in the employees' face and told them that she had rights and was refusing to leave."

Area drunk passionate defender of what she thinks the constitution says.
2012-10-10 05:38:33 PM
4 votes:

meat0918: clyph: The republican base at it's finest.

I dunno.

I prefer this lady from a 2010 Tea Party Tax Day protest.

[i457.photobucket.com image 609x412]

Because we don't elect Republicans, we don't hear her vote. Her vote is obviously more important than other votes, because she is (an assumed) Republican.

Her candidate lost by 11% in 2010. The same guy got his son to switch to the Democratic Party and run in the primary this past spring.

I just want to say, the behavior of Republicans these past 12 years has placed me solidly in the "Never again will I vote Republican camp". I won't necessarily always vote Democratic, but I cannot in good conscience vote for someone that represents none of my interests.


I'm right there with you. Like most people, I have moved further to the right as I have gotten older, but based on the ever-shifting criteria of the Republican party, I'm a far-left loon, and I started out more libertarian than anything.

Here's the problem they have at a microscopic level: I live in southern Illinois. If ever there was a region that would be lost without having the government teat to suck on, it's here. Don't get me wrong: the government jobs here aren't for the weak. I commend people who take jobs in the prison system, because it's a harsh life. But it's still a government job, made necessary by an ever-widening base of laws that can land a person in jail, all paid for by Chicago, and the St. Louis Metro East area (well, and heavy borrowing, but that's another story.)

So the legislature has stood up against our Democratic Governor and given a solid "no!" to more borrowing, so he's doing something about the spending. He was given power to do so, and is. Instead of going after his political enemies, the way Blago did, right or wrong, he's going after the expensive low-hanging fruit, and is closing down prisons and looking for buyers.

Naturally, because of the Republican party's current "no Democrats allowed" style of government, Republicans have gone on the attack, playing on the notion that Quinn is attacking the working man, and playing on the stereotype that Chicago Democrats are spending "our" money.

Seriously, think about this for a second. Republicans here are siding with people in public unions, and on the side of continued reckless spending. Selling prisons to the private sector? In red states, the people who do it are treated like goddamned small-government heroes, but when a Democrat tries to do it, it's dangerous and irresponsible.

On the national level...I mean, c'mon, the Republicans in Congress have been dragging their feet on everything the past couple of years. They ran on a platform of "government does not work," and by their eagerness to get into office, we should have realized what they meant is that they wanted the job but didn't want to work.

Not that I'm happy with the Democrats, either, but the Republicans can kiss my ass. They don't represent me, and as far as I'm concerned, don't represent America. They represent Republicans, and we can't afford to have people in power who only represent part of America, and have no respect for one of the primary principles this country was founded on, liberty.
2012-10-10 03:33:14 PM
4 votes:

I alone am best: I remember when Obama was elected people trashing things in the street claiming the police couldn't arrest them because Obama was president now. I also remember them saying they wouldn't have to worry about paying their mortgage or car payment because he was elected.

Did you guys forget about that so soon?


If you confuse South Park episodes with real life: 
www.troll.me
2012-10-10 03:29:41 PM
4 votes:
I'll say it again.
We don't allow retards to vote.
Why do we allow republicans?
Eveyone who wants to vote should take an IQ test.
Simple shiat. How is babby fromed, and can you get knocked up by a rapist.
Anyone who can't figure out the simple shiat, guess what? You're Retarded. Congratulations. You may not vote. There is no sky wizard. There is no bigfoot. Obama is not a muslim. Etc.
Stop letting retards vote, and stop letting them talk on the air.
2012-10-10 02:50:02 PM
4 votes:

Blues Lounger: BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?

Find a story about a libtard doing something this stupid and farkers will laugh at them too.


We're equal opportunity mockers.
2012-10-10 02:35:40 PM
4 votes:

BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?


Shouldn't you be watching Fox News or browsing The Blaze right now? There is fresh propaganda you haven't read yet.
2012-10-10 02:26:10 PM
4 votes:
This is what Republicans actually believe.
2012-10-10 02:20:39 PM
4 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: There are days when I think that Re-education Camps are a good idea.


Actually, I think they need to be educated before they can be RE-educated.
2012-10-10 01:20:08 PM
4 votes:
Silly lady, you have to be a republican congress person or senator before you are above the law.
2012-10-10 12:37:06 PM
4 votes:
It works most of the time. We haven't seen this yet for example:
img.photobucket.com
2012-10-10 12:06:03 PM
4 votes:

what_now: When restaurant employees asked Hunziker to leave, she "got in the employees' face and told them that she had rights and was refusing to leave."

Area drunk passionate defender of what she thinks the constitution says.


There are days when I think that Re-education Camps are a good idea.

And then there are days when I think that plain old Education Camps are a better idea.
2012-10-10 11:46:00 AM
4 votes:

impaler: "Obama had ruined this country and ... Muslims were causing America all these problems."

Where would she get that idea?

Also:
You know who else thought all their countries problems were caused by people who followed a middle-eastern religion?


The Romans?
2012-10-10 11:02:43 AM
4 votes:
She said she wasn't drunk. Comparing what she said to what other rank-and-file are saying, I'm not inclined to disbelieve her.

/ rolling to disbelieve anyway.
2012-10-10 06:17:07 PM
3 votes:

tom baker's scarf: sweetie you've confused republican with rich. are you rich? no? off to the pokey with you then.


Anyone who isn't "rich" and is supporting, endorsing, associating or associated with Mitt Romney and/or the Republican party is a blatant idiot or just a racist voting against a black candidate.
2012-10-10 04:40:33 PM
3 votes:

LindenFark: She has just fallen harder into the logic trap that most of do. We carelessly assume that people we identify with share our values and that people we despise are in opposition. Your favorite musician is registered with your political party, right? That guy arrested for child molestation is surely registered with the other party. That UFO nut? Must be an Independent.

She's so steeped in the echo room that she now assumes that all crimes are committed by Democrats and by indicating she is a Republican should demonstrate her as the moral side of the argument and certification that no laws were broken by her.


Well-said
2012-10-10 04:31:50 PM
3 votes:

factoryconnection: BolshyGreatYarblocks: Chang is a Chinese name, not a Vietnamese name. Maybe the US loses its foreign wars because its practitioners are at least as stupid and racist as you?

My goodness, fella, the guy couldn't have made the post drip more sarcasm if he tried. He quoted the Big Lebowski, for crying out loud!




In all fairness, it's been hard for many (and I don't think this is an exaggeration) of us to tell the difference between Derp and sarcasm. The Derp has gotten so irrational, I think many of these voters are certifiable. It's like half the country has gone off the deep end--case in point (see below).


i.imgur.com
2012-10-10 04:30:40 PM
3 votes:
She has just fallen harder into the logic trap that most of do. We carelessly assume that people we identify with share our values and that people we despise are in opposition. Your favorite musician is registered with your political party, right? That guy arrested for child molestation is surely registered with the other party. That UFO nut? Must be an Independent.

She's so steeped in the echo room that she now assumes that all crimes are committed by Democrats and by indicating she is a Republican should demonstrate her as the moral side of the argument and certification that no laws were broken by her.
2012-10-10 03:41:07 PM
3 votes:
typical. both entitled and oppressed at the same time.
2012-10-10 03:36:11 PM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com

America's last line of dfense against the moozlim hordes.
2012-10-10 03:25:00 PM
3 votes:

I alone am best: Tenorman's Tears: Again... this is what Republicans actually believe

I remember reading the Playboy interview with Rush Limbaugh (90 something, only one he did) where he was asked about jail for first time marijuana users.
His response was, of course, an affirmative.
When the interviewer reminded Limbaugh of his past admission of having "tried" marijuana, and if he felt he should have done jail time, Limbaugh's response,
"No" because "I'm a Conservative".
Limbaugh then yelled at the interviewer for asking a gotcha' question.

I will always remember this exchange in the interview I read because it literally floored me.

/kinda csb

I remember when Obama was elected people trashing things in the street claiming the police couldn't arrest them because Obama was president now. I also remember them saying they wouldn't have to worry about paying their mortgage or car payment because he was elected.

Did you guys forget about that so soon?


I remember when every republican ever was elected and a bunch of dullards were swearing up and down that the government was going to cut spending and become smaller. What's weird is that they do it every election cycle.
2012-10-10 03:17:16 PM
3 votes:

I alone am best: I remember when Obama was elected people trashing things in the street claiming the police couldn't arrest them because Obama was president now. I also remember them saying they wouldn't have to worry about paying their mortgage or car payment because he was elected.

Did you guys forget about that so soon?


i.chzbgr.com
2012-10-10 02:51:14 PM
3 votes:
The republican base at it's finest.
2012-10-10 02:36:10 PM
3 votes:
When restaurant employees asked Hunziker to leave, she "got in the employees' face and told them that she had rights and was refusing to leave."

YOUR RIGHTS DON'T WORK LIKE THAT!!!! Take out your pocket constitution. Read it for once.

her support for Romney and her belief that "Obama had ruined this country and ... Muslims were causing America all these problems."

Yeah, biatch. Muslims are the cause of our problems. If only there was some solution that would finally solve them.

The woman's daughter proclaimed her mother "an embarrassment" and walked out of the restaurant, the witness said. .... En route to the police station, where she was booked before being transported to the Polk County Jail, Hunziker reportedly said that "she was doing this because she was a good mother."

"Good mother."
www.agileproductdesign.com
2012-10-10 02:33:06 PM
3 votes:

what_now: You know, maybe the fact that you're blitzed at 3:45pm at a P.F. Chang's is the reason you have problems, not Obama.


This
2012-10-10 01:45:32 PM
3 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: And then there are days when I think that plain old Education Camps are a better idea.


We used to call those "public schools", but the Republicans have pretty much kicked the shiat out of those.
2012-10-10 01:31:13 PM
3 votes:
After the woman told Morgan she was a Republican, he told her that he couldn't just leave - a statement she reportedly argued, according to the officer's narrative of the encounter. The report said Hunziker kicked, screamed and struggled as Morgan and a backup officer tried to handcuff her and place her in the squad car.

what a shining paragon of Republican values....
2012-10-10 01:23:48 PM
3 votes:
Actually, being a Republican is a pretty good reason to stuff you in a cage, lady. The fact you're a loud-mouthed drunk is just icing on the cake.
2012-10-10 11:39:37 AM
3 votes:
she sounds fair and balanced to me
2012-10-10 04:07:30 PM
2 votes:
This thread went south in a hurry.
2012-10-10 03:52:25 PM
2 votes:
THIS IS HOW REPUBLICANS ACTUALLY BEHAVE.
2012-10-10 03:43:38 PM
2 votes:

Wook: Democrat + murder = Senator for life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Jo_Kopechne


pictat.com
2012-10-10 03:30:57 PM
2 votes:

cman: Ignoring those who have a different opinion than yourself is a bit defeating.


That differing opinion being that "Fark is full of farking libtards."

A lot of people's opinions are not worth listening to.
2012-10-10 03:29:25 PM
2 votes:

cman: thunderbird8804: BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?

Oooh, I missed one!

/Ignored
//My day just isn't quite complete complete until another Republican hits the ol' ignore list
///Feels good man

Ignoring those who have a different opinion than yourself is a bit defeating. In order for one to grow, one must evolve, and in order to evolve, one must have access to more than just one set of facts.


That's why I only ignore the ones who ignore the COMMON facts...different opinions I can handle .
2012-10-10 03:25:02 PM
2 votes:
Just another Teabagger, bunch of self-entitled shiatheads.
2012-10-10 03:15:46 PM
2 votes:

BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?


Login: BlindRaise
Account created: 2005-06-17 09:45:12

well, since you've apparently been here for seven years, you should know by now. unless you're a dead account resurrected as a troll, that is. but i'm sure you aren't one of those... :rolleyes:
2012-10-10 03:14:10 PM
2 votes:
Headline: "You can't take me to jail... I'm a Republican"

That only works if you are a member of Congress or part of the Executive Branch.
2012-10-10 03:11:36 PM
2 votes:

Wook: Democrat + murder = Senator for life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Jo_Kopechne


i18.photobucket.com
2012-10-10 02:46:27 PM
2 votes:
ladies and gentlemen, our electorate!
2012-10-10 02:43:30 PM
2 votes:

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Chang is a Chinese name, not a Vietnamese name. Maybe the US loses its foreign wars because its practitioners are at least as stupid and racist as you?


My goodness, fella, the guy couldn't have made the post drip more sarcasm if he tried. He quoted the Big Lebowski, for crying out loud!

what_now: When restaurant employees asked Hunziker to leave, she "got in the employees' face and told them that she had rights and was refusing to leave."

Area drunk passionate defender of what she thinks the constitution says.


Exactly what I was thinking. "I have [perceived] rights, you know!?!? [I am under the baseless perception that] you can't do this to me!"
2012-10-10 02:38:38 PM
2 votes:

sigdiamond2000: Typical overreaction by cops and this immigrant Asian restaurant. Relatives of mine died in Vietnam just so this Chang ingrate could come to America and start his restaurant.

By the way, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint, so this woman has a huge payday coming her way from the city of West Des Moines.


"We reserve the right to refuse service"

If they asked her to leave and she refused, she was trespassing.
2012-10-10 02:38:33 PM
2 votes:
What a "good mother" looks like:

www.mugshotsworld.com
2012-10-10 02:38:32 PM
2 votes:
There are stupid and crazy people on both sides. Don't worry Republicans, I won't judge you for this woman's actions. I have my own reasons.
2012-10-10 02:37:28 PM
2 votes:
One of the problems with this country is the entitlement society this person seems to think we live in. Want to take odds on the persecution claims if you pointed out that her religion also does not her special.
2012-10-10 02:36:07 PM
2 votes:
She is going to be talking about this event at an AA meeting sometime in the near future.
2012-10-10 02:35:48 PM
2 votes:
This woman is like the spirit animal of Free Republic.
2012-10-10 02:32:48 PM
2 votes:
Better watch it. She'll be the next Joe the Plumber.
2012-10-10 02:29:18 PM
2 votes:

cman: Drunk woman says something stupid, film at 11


Note to self,

Step 1: Read thread
Step 2: Submit comment

One of these days I'll learn.
2012-10-10 02:27:59 PM
2 votes:

sigdiamond2000: Typical overreaction by cops and this immigrant Asian restaurant. Relatives of mine died in Vietnam just so this Chang ingrate could come to America and start his restaurant.

By the way, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint, so this woman has a huge payday coming her way from the city of West Des Moines.


Chang is a Chinese name, not a Vietnamese name. Maybe the US loses its foreign wars because its practitioners are at least as stupid and racist as you?
2012-10-10 07:58:00 PM
1 votes:

impaler: "Obama had ruined this country and ... Muslims were causing America all these problems."

Where would she get that idea?

Also:
You know who else thought all their countries problems were caused by people who followed a middle-eastern religion?


The Templars?
2012-10-10 07:47:30 PM
1 votes:
2012-10-10 06:58:47 PM
1 votes:
Hey, there is a precedent....the entire farking Bush administration should have been taken to jail.

/Ever hear of "Conflict of Interest"?
//How about "Misuse of Government Property and Personnel"?
2012-10-10 05:58:57 PM
1 votes:

I alone am best: tnpir: I alone am best: I remember when Obama was elected people trashing things in the street claiming the police couldn't arrest them because Obama was president now. I also remember them saying they wouldn't have to worry about paying their mortgage or car payment because he was elected.

Did you guys forget about that so soon?


Link


The implied message was that when Democrats are in the White House, poor working families can at least have a job, and therefore can afford, and pay for gas, and a mortgage if they have a house.

When will the lies stop?

/obvious troll "adviser" is obvious
2012-10-10 05:50:05 PM
1 votes:

theMightyRegeya: On the national level...I mean, c'mon, the Republicans in Congress have been dragging their feet on everything the past couple of years. They ran on a platform of "government does not work," and by their eagerness to get into office, we should have realized what they meant is that they wanted the job but didn't want to work.



Pretty much a perfect explanation. You vote for people that tell you "government doesn't work", then are all butthurt when they get there and set to their agenda of making sure government doesn't work. Then Republicans just claim it's everyone's fault and both sides do it. No, they don't.
2012-10-10 05:39:33 PM
1 votes:
I alone am best: Tenorman's Tears: Again... this is what Republicans actually believe



I remember when Obama was elected people trashing things in the street claiming the police couldn't arrest them because Obama was president now. I also remember them saying they wouldn't have to worry about paying their mortgage or car payment because he was elected.

Did you guys forget about that so soon?


Really, just because they claimed it on "South Park" doesn't make it true.
2012-10-10 05:28:06 PM
1 votes:
sweetie you've confused republican with rich. are you rich? no? off to the pokey with you then.
2012-10-10 05:17:25 PM
1 votes:

Orange-Pippin: factoryconnection: BolshyGreatYarblocks: Chang is a Chinese name, not a Vietnamese name. Maybe the US loses its foreign wars because its practitioners are at least as stupid and racist as you?

My goodness, fella, the guy couldn't have made the post drip more sarcasm if he tried. He quoted the Big Lebowski, for crying out loud!



In all fairness, it's been hard for many (and I don't think this is an exaggeration) of us to tell the difference between Derp and sarcasm. The Derp has gotten so irrational, I think many of these voters are certifiable. It's like half the country has gone off the deep end--case in point (see below).


[i.imgur.com image 587x774]


Hey, free watermelon!
2012-10-10 04:39:55 PM
1 votes:

stampylives: Wook: Democrat + murder = Senator for life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Jo_Kopechne

"all the laws of Washington and all the bayonets of the Army cannot force the Negro into our homes, into our schools, our churches and our places of recreation and amusement." - Strom Thurmond (R-acist). Extra points for knocking up a 16 year old black girl when he was 22.


I'm just saying... if you want to starting picking out individual long-time senators and point out their bad stuff... well, its gonna be a long thread full of awful awful things, and it isn't really going to have any winners (as far as D vs R goes).


Funny, it was my original intention to shed light on hypocrisy of both sides. Lunch hour was ending and I got lazy and just wanted to see how many would lose their heads over an offense to Democratic Royalty such as the Kennedys were.

You're right. These arguments have no winners.

I really hate Washington DC.
2012-10-10 04:28:51 PM
1 votes:

ZoeNekros: LeroyBourne: I have diplomatic IMMUNITY!!!!

Let's see if you have bullet immunity.

/I should totally write movie zingers!


Skip to 1:30, enjoy.
Link
2012-10-10 04:27:13 PM
1 votes:

NateAsbestos: cman: thunderbird8804: BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?

Oooh, I missed one!

/Ignored
//My day just isn't quite complete complete until another Republican hits the ol' ignore list
///Feels good man

Ignoring those who have a different opinion than yourself is a bit defeating. In order for one to grow, one must evolve, and in order to evolve, one must have access to more than just one set of facts.

I know you're an idiot, but: There is only one set of "facts".


There are no facts anymore. That's so old school Newtonian thinking. We've gone Quantum, little mass, lots of spin.
2012-10-10 04:24:40 PM
1 votes:
looks like her mom was a drinker as well...

pubs.niaaa.nih.gov
2012-10-10 04:23:44 PM
1 votes:
Republicans and Democrats are the problem not the solution. Johnson or Paul, or not at all!
2012-10-10 04:23:02 PM
1 votes:

dabbletech: FuturePastNow: Just another Teabagger, bunch of self-entitled shiatheads.

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x374]

Link


Sorry, but you're wrong.

People who are entitled, are actually granted things. That's what entitlement means - that something has been granted to them via favor, birthright, legal means, etc.

Self-entitlement is aggrandizement of oneself, assigning more importance or rights than one actually has.

It's exactly the correct word to use, even if you link to an obscure place that also gets it wrong (and is then excoriated by other members of that place).
2012-10-10 04:22:57 PM
1 votes:

cman: thunderbird8804: BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?

Oooh, I missed one!

/Ignored
//My day just isn't quite complete complete until another Republican hits the ol' ignore list
///Feels good man

Ignoring those who have a different opinion than yourself is a bit defeating. In order for one to grow, one must evolve, and in order to evolve, one must have access to more than just one set of facts.


I know you're an idiot, but: There is only one set of "facts".
2012-10-10 04:22:47 PM
1 votes:

Wook: Democrat + murder = Senator for life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Jo_Kopechne


"all the laws of Washington and all the bayonets of the Army cannot force the Negro into our homes, into our schools, our churches and our places of recreation and amusement." - Strom Thurmond (R-acist). Extra points for knocking up a 16 year old black girl when he was 22.


I'm just saying... if you want to starting picking out individual long-time senators and point out their bad stuff... well, its gonna be a long thread full of awful awful things, and it isn't really going to have any winners (as far as D vs R goes).
2012-10-10 04:21:45 PM
1 votes:

Old enough to know better: Let me guess. Also a proud member of the local teabagger chapter?


Also, I'm sure she would be outraged if one were to suggest that she's racist.

/And that would make you the racist.
2012-10-10 04:17:01 PM
1 votes:

natas6.0: I completely fail to see how the ramblings of some drunk equate to a political argument


i.huffpost.com
x23
2012-10-10 04:15:44 PM
1 votes:

cman: thunderbird8804: BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?

Oooh, I missed one!

/Ignored
//My day just isn't quite complete complete until another Republican hits the ol' ignore list
///Feels good man

Ignoring those who have a different opinion than yourself is a bit defeating. In order for one to grow, one must evolve, and in order to evolve, one must have access to more than just one set of facts.



key words from your own post you seem to be ignoring. facts need to be present. i see none in the original post. care to point them out? looked more like a loaded whiny question to me.
2012-10-10 04:11:15 PM
1 votes:

impaler:
You know who else thought all their countries problems were caused by people who followed a middle-eastern religion?


Old Testament God?
2012-10-10 04:01:18 PM
1 votes:

Mentalpatient87: I alone am best: I remember when Obama was elected people trashing things in the street claiming the police couldn't arrest them because Obama was president now. I also remember them saying they wouldn't have to worry about paying their mortgage or car payment because he was elected.

Did you guys forget about that so soon?

If you confuse South Park episodes with real life: 
[www.troll.me image 305x206]


Was gonna say THIS (that), but you beat me to it.

I don't think he remembers seeing that on The News, He may have been half asleep/fully drunk during a South Park re-run...
2012-10-10 04:00:35 PM
1 votes:

natas6.0: I completely fail to see how the ramblings of some drunk equate to a political argument


Clearly, you've never been in a Fark political thread before, then... The quality of the arguments generally tend to be roughly on the level of rantings and ravings of a very drunk and angry idiot...
2012-10-10 04:00:11 PM
1 votes:

what_now: When restaurant employees asked Hunziker to leave, she "got in the employees' face and told them that she had rights and was refusing to leave."

Area drunk passionate defender of what she thinks the constitution says.


Excuse me lady, but I got buddies who died face down in the muck, so that you and I could sit here an enjoy this Chimerican restaurant. Also, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.
2012-10-10 03:57:40 PM
1 votes:

BlindRaise: Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?


Actually, 10+ years ago Fark was pretty much infested with maniacs like this woman. Looks like that hasn't changed all THAT much.
2012-10-10 03:52:17 PM
1 votes:
i think it's universal. if you ever tell you cop that you can't be arrested for ____, you will be arrested.
2012-10-10 03:48:37 PM
1 votes:

simplicimus: Wook: Democrat + murder = Senator for life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Jo_Kopechne

Republican + murder = First Lady for 8 years.Also from wikipedia.
On the night of November 6, 1963, Laura Welch ran a stop sign, causing a fatal car accident that killed her friend in another car.[8][9] The driver of the other car was her close friend and classmate Michael Dutton Douglas. By some accounts, he had been Welch's boyfriend at one time.[10] Welch and her passenger, both 17, were treated for minor injuries.[11] According to the accident report released by the city of Midland in 2000, in response to an open-records request, she was not charged in the incident.[11][12] Bush's spokesman said, "It was a very tragic accident that deeply affected the families and was very painful for all involved, including the community at large."[11] In her book Spoken from the Heart, she says that the accident caused her to lose her faith "for many, many years".[13]


Hmmmm... well, Mitt did manage to kill a passenger in his car while he was dodging the draft on his Mormon 'mission' in France. Does that mean he's already the next president?
2012-10-10 03:43:12 PM
1 votes:

Headso: After the woman told Morgan she was a Republican, he told her that he couldn't just leave - a statement she reportedly argued, according to the officer's narrative of the encounter. The report said Hunziker kicked, screamed and struggled as Morgan and a backup officer tried to handcuff her and place her in the squad car.

Well it worked in getting her preferential treatment, she normally would have been beaten, pepper sprayed, tasered, and shot with a beanbag shotgun round.


She is white. She was already in the clear.
2012-10-10 03:42:58 PM
1 votes:
"Authorities were called to P.F. Chang's China Bistro . . ."

Her credibility is now zero: there are much better Chinese restaurants.

Red Lobster is not great seafood cuisine.
Western Sizzlin is not great steak cuisine.
Chef Boyardee is not great Italian cuisine.

They are all just OK, loved by millions.
2012-10-10 03:41:54 PM
1 votes:

I alone am best: Tenorman's Tears: Again... this is what Republicans actually believe

I remember reading the Playboy interview with Rush Limbaugh (90 something, only one he did) where he was asked about jail for first time marijuana users.
His response was, of course, an affirmative.
When the interviewer reminded Limbaugh of his past admission of having "tried" marijuana, and if he felt he should have done jail time, Limbaugh's response,
"No" because "I'm a Conservative".
Limbaugh then yelled at the interviewer for asking a gotcha' question.

I will always remember this exchange in the interview I read because it literally floored me.

/kinda csb

I remember when Obama was elected people trashing things in the street claiming the police couldn't arrest them because Obama was president now. I also remember them saying they wouldn't have to worry about paying their mortgage or car payment because he was elected.

Did you guys forget about that so soon?



How many of those people have their own radio show on a couple of hours a day five days a week and lead such a worshipful unquestioning throng of followers that they are the de facto head of a political movement?
2012-10-10 03:35:52 PM
1 votes:
What a Charlene Idelle Hunziker may look like while lounging at a police station:

www.mugshotreport.com
2012-10-10 03:33:55 PM
1 votes:

Mimic_Octopus: Mr. Carpenter: Mimic_Octopus: basemetal: Silly lady, you have to be a republican congress person or senator before you are above the law.

a senator and congressperson are not the same thing ? that should have been on your Naturalization Exam my dear foreigner.

All senators are members of congress, not all members of congress are senators.

What they said was not in any way shape or form untrue. Maybe you should hold off on being a snide sack of shiat until you've made sure to actually read and understand what you're replying to.

i did read it doof. and while it is not untrue, it (specifically the "or" in the Weeners) reveals ignorance because anyone that actually knew the senate is part of congress would not explicitly separate it. i bet you 50 cents this guy has gone through life thinking we have congress and the senate rather than a congress comprised of a house and a senate.


And you would lose, loser.
2012-10-10 03:24:41 PM
1 votes:

Burning_Monk: TV's Vinnie: drjekel_mrhyde: She may have turned her daughter into a blue blood democrat

As well as a lot of other people in the room, if they weren't voting Obama already.

I found a surprising amount of young people in Ohio who were democrats despite their parents beliefs.

/hell, my life long republican Uncle in Cincy just said he'd vote "non-of-the-above" this election


All a vote for none-of-the-above will do is help a black man inherit a large sum of money; Obama wins again!!!!

jasonpoblete.com
2012-10-10 03:23:04 PM
1 votes:

Tenorman's Tears: Again... this is what Republicans actually believe

I remember reading the Playboy interview with Rush Limbaugh (90 something, only one he did) where he was asked about jail for first time marijuana users.
His response was, of course, an affirmative.
When the interviewer reminded Limbaugh of his past admission of having "tried" marijuana, and if he felt he should have done jail time, Limbaugh's response,
"No" because "I'm a Conservative".
Limbaugh then yelled at the interviewer for asking a gotcha' question.

I will always remember this exchange in the interview I read because it literally floored me.

/kinda csb


Newt Gingrich had a nearly identical moment. Same thing, only he railed at the interviewer about how the reason that people smoke weed had changed, and how it was a completely moral thing to do when he did it, whatever that means.
2012-10-10 03:22:52 PM
1 votes:

BolshyGreatYarblocks: sigdiamond2000: Typical overreaction by cops and this immigrant Asian restaurant. Relatives of mine died in Vietnam just so this Chang ingrate could come to America and start his restaurant.

By the way, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint, so this woman has a huge payday coming her way from the city of West Des Moines.

Chang is a Chinese name, not a Vietnamese name. Maybe the US loses its foreign wars because its practitioners are at least as stupid and racist as you?


His rant is a parody of one in The Big Lebowski.
2012-10-10 03:22:28 PM
1 votes:
This just in... drunk people say stupid stuff while being arrested.
2012-10-10 03:21:43 PM
1 votes:
media.comicvine.com

Pretty sure this defense has been attempted before...
2012-10-10 03:20:55 PM
1 votes:

TV's Vinnie: drjekel_mrhyde: She may have turned her daughter into a blue blood democrat

As well as a lot of other people in the room, if they weren't voting Obama already.


I found a surprising amount of young people in Ohio who were democrats despite their parents beliefs.

/hell, my life long republican Uncle in Cincy just said he'd vote "non-of-the-above" this election
2012-10-10 03:13:23 PM
1 votes:

Headso: After the woman told Morgan she was a Republican, he told her that he couldn't just leave - a statement she reportedly argued, according to the officer's narrative of the encounter. The report said Hunziker kicked, screamed and struggled as Morgan and a backup officer tried to handcuff her and place her in the squad car.

Well it worked in getting her preferential treatment, she normally would have been beaten, pepper sprayed, tasered, and shot with a beanbag shotgun round.


See, this is why I'd make a terrible cop. After spending god knows how long just getting this obnoxious drunk biatch out of the restaurant, her constant screaming, kicking and struggling would result in a nightstick across her face, and investigation from IA, and me out of work.

But it would have been worth it.
2012-10-10 03:12:22 PM
1 votes:

Wook: Democrat + murder = Senator for life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Jo_Kopechne


Republican + murder = First Lady for 8 years.Also from wikipedia.
On the night of November 6, 1963, Laura Welch ran a stop sign, causing a fatal car accident that killed her friend in another car.[8][9] The driver of the other car was her close friend and classmate Michael Dutton Douglas. By some accounts, he had been Welch's boyfriend at one time.[10] Welch and her passenger, both 17, were treated for minor injuries.[11] According to the accident report released by the city of Midland in 2000, in response to an open-records request, she was not charged in the incident.[11][12] Bush's spokesman said, "It was a very tragic accident that deeply affected the families and was very painful for all involved, including the community at large."[11] In her book Spoken from the Heart, she says that the accident caused her to lose her faith "for many, many years".[13]
2012-10-10 03:11:45 PM
1 votes:

Tenorman's Tears: Again... this is what Republicans actually believe

I remember reading the Playboy interview with Rush Limbaugh (90 something, only one he did) where he was asked about jail for first time marijuana users.
His response was, of course, an affirmative.
When the interviewer reminded Limbaugh of his past admission of having "tried" marijuana, and if he felt he should have done jail time, Limbaugh's response,
"No" because "I'm a Conservative".
Limbaugh then yelled at the interviewer for asking a gotcha' question.

I will always remember this exchange in the interview I read because it literally floored me.

/kinda csb


I remember when Obama was elected people trashing things in the street claiming the police couldn't arrest them because Obama was president now. I also remember them saying they wouldn't have to worry about paying their mortgage or car payment because he was elected.

Did you guys forget about that so soon?
2012-10-10 03:09:05 PM
1 votes:

Mimic_Octopus: basemetal: Silly lady, you have to be a republican congress person or senator before you are above the law.

a senator and congressperson are not the same thing ? that should have been on your Naturalization Exam my dear foreigner.


All senators are members of congress, not all members of congress are senators.

What they said was not in any way shape or form untrue. Maybe you should hold off on being a snide sack of shiat until you've made sure to actually read and understand what you're replying to.
2012-10-10 03:04:16 PM
1 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: She may have turned her daughter into a blue blood democrat


As well as a lot of other people in the room, if they weren't voting Obama already.
2012-10-10 03:00:51 PM
1 votes:
Sorry, Lady. The "I'm a republican" Get Out Of Jail Free card is only valid in Omaha.
2012-10-10 02:50:48 PM
1 votes:

sigdiamond2000: Typical overreaction by cops and this immigrant Asian restaurant. Relatives of mine died in Vietnam just so this Chang ingrate could come to America and start his restaurant.

By the way, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint, so this woman has a huge payday coming her way from the city of West Des Moines.


3.bp.blogspot.com

Thanks, RobSeace for finding this image so I don't have to look it up. It goes well with sigdiamond2000's comment, but the comment lacks "face down in the mud".
2012-10-10 02:48:47 PM
1 votes:
Spare the rod spoil the republican.
2012-10-10 02:46:44 PM
1 votes:
Somewhere, Larry Craig is saying, "Why the fark didn't I think of that?"
2012-10-10 02:46:33 PM
1 votes:
"You can't arrest me! My dad is Li Gang!" Relevant: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Gang_incident
2012-10-10 02:40:51 PM
1 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: impaler: "Obama had ruined this country and ... Muslims were causing America all these problems."

Where would she get that idea?

Also:
You know who else thought all their countries problems were caused by people who followed a middle-eastern religion?

The Romans?


The Romans didn't feel that way. They felt that one province was troublesome and they took care of it, but they had enough sense to also complain about all the other barbarians too.
2012-10-10 02:35:31 PM
1 votes:
If she's doing that sort of thing because, as she says, "I'm a good mother", what the hell was she doing out of the kitchen, let alone out of the house?

/was she wearing shoes?
//drinking while preggers?
///if "yes" to the first and "no" to the second, she's a crappy republican female-type creature
2012-10-10 02:35:31 PM
1 votes:
No, you can still go to jail.
2012-10-10 02:34:31 PM
1 votes:

cman: Drunk woman says something stupid, film at 11


What channel!?!
2012-10-10 02:33:41 PM
1 votes:

what_now: You know, maybe the fact that you're blitzed at 3:45pm at a P.F. Chang's is the reason you have problems, not Obama.


Damn right. P.F. Chang's sucks.
2012-10-10 02:33:04 PM
1 votes:
Has fark always been this full of farking libtards?
2012-10-10 02:31:25 PM
1 votes:
En route to the police station, where she was booked before being transported to the Polk County Jail, Hunziker reportedly said that "she was doing this because she was a good mother."

Remember, son or possibly daughter: laws are only for Democrats.
2012-10-10 02:31:15 PM
1 votes:
She may have turned her daughter into a blue blood democrat
2012-10-10 02:30:35 PM
1 votes:

what_now: The woman's daughter proclaimed her mother "an embarrassment" and walked out of the restaurant,

Yeah, we all have that relative.


I was just gonna go with 'day-um, lady, you're drunk', but I agree with you.

/And it's not always political, either.
//Family. Ain't it grand.
2012-10-10 02:28:44 PM
1 votes:
FTA - "Charlene Idelle Hunziker, 47"

A coincidence that she's 47? I think not.
2012-10-10 01:47:07 PM
1 votes:
When can we just start shooting obnoxious drunks and make the world a better place?
2012-10-10 12:46:46 PM
1 votes:
A witness reportedly told Morgan that Hunziker was drunk and had been bothering other customers with her opinions about the previous night's presidential debate, her support for Romney and her belief that "Obama had ruined this country and ... Muslims were causing America all these problems."

Well, Islam does condemn alcohol so maybe she has a point.
2012-10-10 11:58:20 AM
1 votes:
Drunk woman says something stupid, film at 11
2012-10-10 11:42:58 AM
1 votes:
Typical overreaction by cops and this immigrant Asian restaurant. Relatives of mine died in Vietnam just so this Chang ingrate could come to America and start his restaurant.

By the way, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint, so this woman has a huge payday coming her way from the city of West Des Moines.
2012-10-10 11:04:30 AM
1 votes:
darkcornernews.com
"Now, hold up... are you saying that doesn't work any more?"
 
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